Humor: Just for laughs

[HitAndQuit63]

After careful consideration, I had to respectfully decline her offer to travel to me. I figured that my concentration would be thrown off with her whiskers tickling me the entire time.

Happy hunting,

Milfman.

Milfman without a coping strategy!

[MilfMan865]

We eagerly await your review on this one Milfman.

After careful consideration, I had to respectfully decline her offer to travel to me. I figured that my concentration would be thrown off with her whiskers tickling me the entire time.

Happy hunting,

Milfman.

[GreenHornet99]

Sweetandfuzzy32.

https://www.seekingarrangement.com/m...1-0c7f7ff52963

You got to see it to believe it. To each his own.

Happy hunting,. , ,

Milfman.

We eagerly await your review on this one Milfman.

[MilfMan865]

Sweetandfuzzy32.

https://www.seekingarrangement.com/m...1-0c7f7ff52963

You got to see it to believe it. To each his own.

Happy hunting,. , ,

Milfman.

[Rrayr]

My Judy needs help.

Otis Campbell is the fictional "town drunk" in Mayberry on the American TV sitcom The Andy Griffith Show. Otis was played by Hal Smith and made frequent appearances on the show from 1960 to 1967 but stopped appearing toward the end of the series because of concerns raised by the sponsors over the portrayal of excessive drinking.

Character overview.

[Rrayr]

Don't! I'm assuming that you're talking about a non-pro chubby chick that you are. , , haha. ,. , "dating". If she's under 30, keep milking that situation man. Young chubby chicks haven't heard all of the douchebag moves that dudes use to break up with their chubby arses yet; by 30 those chicks have heard them all.

Some of the best experiences that I've had with non-pros have been dating chubby chicks who are really eager to please and impress. It's usually so hard for them to get a man, they'll do anything at all to keep a man. What she may lack in aesthetics, she will more than likely make up for it in enthusiasm. You have to learn to love a fat unicorn and she can make your non-pro dreams come true.

However, if you must let her go, be a man about it and say directly "You feel like it's time to break things off". Don't go with all of that it's not you, it's me BS, just set her free.

Tongue in cheek. ,.

Milfman.

Thanks for the advise. And yes non pro.

I'll pm you about the details.

Rrayr.

[MilfMan865]

Does anyone know how to shake a chubby?

Don't! I'm assuming that you're talking about a non-pro chubby chick that you are. , , haha. ,. , "dating". If she's under 30, keep milking that situation man. Young chubby chicks haven't heard all of the douchebag moves that dudes use to break up with their chubby arses yet; by 30 those chicks have heard them all.

Some of the best experiences that I've had with non-pros have been dating chubby chicks who are really eager to please and impress. It's usually so hard for them to get a man, they'll do anything at all to keep a man. What she may lack in aesthetics, she will more than likely make up for it in enthusiasm. You have to learn to love a fat unicorn and she can make your non-pro dreams come true.

However, if you must let her go, be a man about it and say directly "You feel like it's time to break things off". Don't go with all of that it's not you, it's me BS, just set her free.

Tongue in cheek. ,.

Milfman.

[Rrayr]

Does anyone know how to shake a chubby?

[StonesRoller69]

She wants to give oral only!

Be happy she didn't charge you for a BJ AND FS!

[Rrayr]

She wants to give oral only!

Kinda creepy.

Creepy like those Easter bunny costumes.

[NC Transplant]

Now that is funny. I don't care who you are.

She wants to give oral only!

[Dreamer469]

She wants to give oral only!

[StonesRoller69]

I'm about to fuck this.

Deflowering.

[HitAndQuit63]

I'm about to fuck this.

What's her digits?

[Rrayr]

I'm about to fuck this.