Humor: Just for laughs

**Tnmm51** · 04-06-18 17:16

Originally Posted by HitAndQuit63 [View Original Post]

Rumor has it skipthegames will start charging by the pound.

Some of them already are. Just look at their rates.

**HitAndQuit63** · 04-06-18 16:10

Rumor has it skipthegames will start charging by the pound.

**FroggTogg** · 03-20-18 08:36

Originally Posted by StonesRoller69 [View Original Post]

Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyTheWad.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat..

Probably the most accurate description and information that I have read in a long time. That's hilarious.

**RidgerMan** · 03-15-18 14:01

I'm always worried that "full GFE" means that I'll end up picking up the tab and getting a handshake at the end of the night while she's texting some other guy.

**Otr1975** · 03-12-18 12:19

Originally Posted by Member#2668 [View Original Post]

I love the expression on the dogs face, he's like "WTF" LOL.

The look on the dog's face says "The shit I do for fucking peanut butter. Gawddamnit! ".

**Member #2668** · 03-12-18 09:12

Originally Posted by MilfMan865 [View Original Post]

Some of you kept Franenrose in business, so there is no bottom bar. This is a real ad at http://knoxville.skipthegames.com/fe...3/624350945787.

We all have our preferences, but "What's the deal with your butt and legs?" should not be a conversation starter.

Stay safe,

Milfman.

I love the expression on the dogs face, he's like "WTF" LOL.

**RidgerMan** · 03-11-18 22:27

Originally Posted by ANiceGuy [View Original Post]

I hope that I don't go blind now.

My eyesight is bad enough that I have the screen zoomed in.

Well, at least I think it was. I can't see ana; lawe; o now.

**ANiceGuy** · 03-11-18 22:01

Originally Posted by MilfMan865 [View Original Post]

Some of you kept Franenrose in business, so there is no bottom bar. This is a real ad at http://knoxville.skipthegames.com/fe...3/624350945787.

We all have our preferences, but "What's the deal with your butt and legs?" should not be a conversation starter.

Stay safe,

Milfman.

I hope that I don't go blind now.

**MilfMan865** · 03-11-18 14:15

Some of you kept Franenrose in business, so there is no bottom bar. This is a real ad at http://knoxville.skipthegames.com/fe...3/624350945787.

We all have our preferences, but "What's the deal with your butt and legs?" should not be a conversation starter.

Stay safe,

Milfman.

**BandSantLoyal** · 01-24-18 14:08

Originally Posted by StonesRoller69 [View Original Post]

I can see how annoying that kid would be and I understand your thoughts of him getting what he deserves. Been there. But it's funny how when you are not involved you sometimes see things differently. I feel sorry for him as he obviously has a lot of self-esteem and other issues and doesn't know how to handle it. Having been used and abused by a woman in a similar nature -- and NOT deserving it like perhaps this kid does -- my disdain is focused on that ***** (is fucking **** too harsh?) He may be a prick in the workplace but sounds like she is taking him to the cleaners for no good reason but greed and low character.

I would like to propose something to TNWodman. This won't be easy and maybe not entirely realistic or practical but here goes. I say the one you should tell is the kid. You want to humble him and shut him up, and at the same time stop that ***** from ripping him off and using him (I. E. , do the right thing) you could use the opportunity to call him aside and tell him you know the truth and it is safe with you as long as he changes his behavior. You might be surprised that there is some good in him but he doesn't know how to get it out. He isn't going to say anything about you because you really have a lot more on him when you think about it. Okay, so if you don't want him to know, and can't think of a way of telling him that a "friend" told you all about her, then at least leave the guy an anonymous note whereas you still get the opportunity to tell him to shut the fuck up or you will spill the beans. I would like to say us guys should stick together but I know that is kind of corny and this situation goes beyond that.

Sorry for the humor buzzkill. I really do have a healthy sense of humor, I just see a person who is in trouble and needs some guidance to turn his life around before he really fucks it up. Please don't take anything I say personally, I'm not judging you I just think there is a greater good to be looked at here. Doesn't sound to me like the kid did anything to deserve that kind of treatment from that *****.

That's my two cents worth. I posted it here rather than PM TNWodman so others can state their opinion on the matter and comment on my take on it.

Yea. Speaking from personal experience being that guy. I would tell him he will eventually figure things out on his own enless he's just golable as blah. My girl worked at the ball for almost two years Lilly. Was spousidly her stage name. If anyone knows of her I'm sure half you guys do and grats to dude who let her drink coke all night because I wasn't answering her calls when she came back from ohioh. And aperintly only got his dick jerk off in shower I'm sure more to that but is what is she's not there anymore and we've grone a solid foundation for are selfs went from sleeping in a tent to living in friends house to getting are own.

**Rrayr** · 01-15-18 10:57

If you're cold they're cold.

**Jumpin Jack** · 11-02-17 08:18

I laughed so hard my eyes watered. Awesome! Thanks, MilfMan.

Originally Posted by MilfMan865 [View Original Post]

Mr. D. discovers that some kindergarten students have amazing vocabularies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIBwSHZAOU0

-milfman.

**JaiJef** · 10-27-17 00:01

Originally Posted by StonesRoller69 [View Original Post]

Pretty damn funny! I can relate to the boy who can never be a lesbian.

Friggin hilarious.

**StonesRoller69** · 10-26-17 18:39

Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyTheWad.

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.

Butterscotch = black.

Caramel = black.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Cuban = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Egyptian = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mixed = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Graceful = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.