Humor: Just for laughs

[FreeThinker2]

Slim pickens lately!

We need a girl named "liberty" I only want to pay for what I need! Sometimes I don't need full coverage!

FT2.

[LoveToPlease]

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mia...-self-defense/

[Professor69]

All was well with the scenery at Twyn Peeks until I noticed a major dress code faux pas. ,. ,. , suspenders WITH a belt. Almost grounds for filing a complaint with management, but as with most aspects, the practice of wearing both together is debatable (P.S. - still a number of Twyn Peeks gals on SA).

Happy Hunting,

Milfman.

Management is making sure the gals feel safe in their work environment. Some of the gals were drooping to low so they wanted to be sure to keep them up there. Never hurts to have backup. I have a few more but I'll stop.

[MilfMan865]

All was well with the scenery at Twyn Peeks until I noticed a major dress code faux pas. ,. ,. , suspenders WITH a belt. Almost grounds for filing a complaint with management, but as with most aspects, the practice of wearing both together is debatable (P.S. - still a number of Twyn Peeks gals on SA).

Happy Hunting,

Milfman.

[Ichfickemich]

Recently came across this STG ad for an Aria. The ad says she is now mobile! I also couldn't help but notice in the services section that one of the talents is "face-sitting" LMFAO. One of the pics she posted made me start thinking about the safety of this hobby and how I'd hate to lose any of you fellow mongers to such a tragic fate. I've included the picture. Enjoy, be safe, and you may want to renew your life insurance policy or bring a snorkel before attempting what this picture suggests!

How is it her hand got so lost in that picture? I know I have a little size on me but you can still verify my hand on my groun if I put it there. I will admit, I've always found it easier to fist a fat girl but I prefer to do it to a spinner. LOL.

[EasttnnFun]

Recently came across this STG ad for an Aria. The ad says she is now mobile! I also couldn't help but notice in the services section that one of the talents is "face-sitting" LMFAO. One of the pics she posted made me start thinking about the safety of this hobby and how I'd hate to lose any of you fellow mongers to such a tragic fate. I've included the picture. Enjoy, be safe, and you may want to renew your life insurance policy or bring a snorkel before attempting what this picture suggests!

That's a very good spin on truth interjected with humor. Get your snorkel, fins, flotation devise and go see her. When done, post a review, if you survive.

All jokes aside, some dudes like that kind of the "other white meat". Myself, I've realized that sometimes "big" girls try harder to please, like they are making up for looks with skills. Close your eyes and enjoy the ride.

East.

[Tazitis]

Recently came across this STG ad for an Aria. The ad says she is now mobile! I also couldn't help but notice in the services section that one of the talents is "face-sitting" LMFAO. One of the pics she posted made me start thinking about the safety of this hobby and how I'd hate to lose any of you fellow mongers to such a tragic fate. I've included the picture. Enjoy, be safe, and you may want to renew your life insurance policy or bring a snorkel before attempting what this picture suggests!

I look at the picture and I can only think of the blonde that is wearing out STG looking for work. LOL.

[BoredNurse40]

Recently came across this STG ad for an Aria. The ad says she is now mobile! I also couldn't help but notice in the services section that one of the talents is "face-sitting" LMFAO. One of the pics she posted made me start thinking about the safety of this hobby and how I'd hate to lose any of you fellow mongers to such a tragic fate. I've included the picture. Enjoy, be safe, and you may want to renew your life insurance policy or bring a snorkel before attempting what this picture suggests!

[MilfMan865]

I thought that my eyes were playing tricks on me. An ad on USAAC for Destiny the Baddest was above an ad for Miss Chris (which appears to be using a few fake pics). It looks like Destiny's upper body was perfectly lined up with the fake pics Miss Chris used for her body shot. Please no commentary on what appears to be fake pics being used by a trusted provider,. ,. , this is simply about the pics lining up just right to make it appear that Destiny the Baddest was looking out of a window (using Miss Chris' alleged body).

Happy hunting,

Milfman.

[TrippinTB]

Periodically, we run across ladies that suddenly flake out on us claiming that they think we are LEO. We customers bail out when we get the feeling of being set up by the police. In fact, there was some recent comments on the board about a few folks that attempted to see Mariah only to be ghosted after she said they were LEO. It reminded me of something I read on another board about 10 years ago.

A long-time hobbyist was commenting on a particular provider that had wasted several guys' time before claiming they looked, sounded, or behaved like they were LEO. It appears the older hobbyist had recently gotten the same treatment and been accused of being LEO. The chatter amongst the board members was that she had been a good provider in the past, but had gotten paranoid. The guy posted the definition of paranoid. An irrational and obsessive distrust of others. He then commented that he should do something to help the young lady with her mental issue. On another post several hours later, he posted that he was helping her get over that irrational and obsessive fear that people contacting her were LEO. He said he gave the vice squad the provider's cell number and location so the fear could transition from irrational / obsessive to REAL.

Oh my. Still brings a smile to my face.

[Member #6269]

Anybody tried the Fish Tacos at Hooter's? Are they available for Carry Out?

[RidgerMan]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/652534...usic-festival/

The jokes are ending on this one.

Removed for underage drinking. What? I can't believe there was alcohol involved in this!

[Skboy]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/652534...usic-festival/

The jokes are ending on this one.

[HitAndQuit63]

Some of them are. Just look at the rates.

Looks like a couple of them should be charging 400. They’re looking like wads if chewed up bubblegum.

[Tnmm51]

Rumor has it skipthegames will start charging by the pound.

Some of them are. Just look at the rates.