2005 Archived Reports

[USSmaximus]

Where's the new Far East at?

[PunkinRoller]

Victorian Escape is dead and buried. It has nothing to do with Healing Gardens.

[Red Frog]

From another group hope this helps

Club Details

Phat's

http://www.phatsonline.com
(502) 589-5111
632 W. Broadway
Corner of 7th and Broadway
Louisville, Kentucky

CLUB DETAILS
Rating: 7 (scale of 1-10)
Reviews: 6
Last Update: 12/5/2004
Last Review: 11/12/2005 Club Type: Nude
Ethnicity: Black
Private Dance: Couch
Avg. Dance Cost: 20 Alcohol: Full Bar
Avg. Drink Cost: 5
Food: Snacks
Min. Age: 21
Cover Charge
Day: 5
Night: 5

Hours: 12:00 P.M. to 3:00 A.M.

Review by: ted19_99 Date: Saturday, November 12, 2005 Rating: 9
Back at Phat's last month and enjoyed the jacuzzi special - 2x actually. Drill is half an hour in the jacuzzi with the dancer - both of you down to just bottoms. First was with Cream. Had been with her several times since my first review - cute, a little thick, likes to play. Plenty of hand action of my little friend, reaching right through the briefs. A quick lick at her kitty was offered to along with plenty of rubbing on the outside. Second time was with the bartender - Felony. She wasn't quite ready to play as much - young - and while not quite innocent, not experienced. She nestled in front on me and give her a nice backrub which she really liked. Hands on her titties were ok but just barely - and nothing below. A good time.

Review by: blahdig Date: Saturday, October 15, 2005 Rating: 5
This is an all black club and there was really only one fine girl. It is small and there is one pole on a corner stage. The girls hit you up for a drink pretty quick. Got a lap dance with a little petite girl. She wasn't overly friendly but was accomodating. There was a lot of contact, hand contact and that was good. Can't get that everywhere. I didn't try out the upstairs but they have a hot tub and you can get some time in there with a girl for $150. Wonder what goes on up there.

Review by: tati33 Date: Saturday, June 11, 2005 Rating: 8
This club was great....the girls were friendly and gave a very great lap dance. The contact was very good. Plenty of customers and plenty of girls.

It is very dark in the club, which can be a good thing if that is what you like. I hear there are better clubs in Louisville, but all things considering this place isn't too bad.

Review by: Jay436 Date: Thursday, May 05, 2005 Rating: 8
This is still my favorite club in Lousville. The location is great the only problem is not enough parking. The ladies are lovely and I assure you, you WILL Leave Very SATISFIED

Review by: ted19_99 Date: Wednesday, May 04, 2005 Rating: 5
After entering Phat’s you step down to a small room with a circular bar in the center. Friendly bartender and an easy-going crowd. A small stage is in one corner with dollar tipping. Privates dances are $10 at the bar (an option I didn’t try) or $20 upstairs. I took advantage of this option with Mocha and then Monique. Once you go upstairs, you are seated on one of three couches with the dancer and a portable CD player on the floor. While downstairs the DJ is playing hip-hop, upstairs the dances are to a limited selection of ballads on the portable player. In addition, the manager babysits right outside the door.

As I learned, it makes a difference which couch you end up in are some are right in his line of sight and others totally private. From Mocha, I received an energetic – but not very stimulating performance – while Monique offered a lot of extras (as long as the bills kept coming.) Over all range of the dancers was about a 3-6 with probably 6 or 7 dancers in on a Wedesday night when the crowd wasn’t much larger.

The location is convenient to the large downtown hotels. Would I go there again? Probably not until I tried other clubs that Louisville had to offer.

Review by: Jay436 Date: Tuesday, December 07, 2004 Rating: 8

I heard all the talk about ther being no Black Strip Clubs in Louisville. man were they wrong. Phat's is a nice club right downtown where a good time can be had. The dance are reasonable $20 for the first song and $10 for each additional. If you really wanna spend some money there is a Hottub and i will leave you to imagine what goes on there. The dancer's range from 5 - 8 but there is no pressure and they are Very Friendly. If in The 'ville this is a must stop.

[Dark Traveler]

I am reading in other forum's that there is an anything goes HotTub upstairs for $.5, anyone frequent this place.

I drove past when I was in town and it looked a little shady. Is it safe for a couple of white out of towners to go in here? Is it worth while. I PM or post to this forum regarding this joint would be much appreciated...

[Graf 61]

Yesterday I went by the new Far East. Same old story it seems, old women. I left and went to OK and saw Mimi.

Mimi is apparently the only young Spa girl in the area, certainly the only one I've run into in months.

[Mike04]

Username,

It has not changed since the last time you were there.

Don

Except the girls are uglier! lol

[Jake Monger]

Username,

When I was there Saturday night, the dancer said they did have some completley private rooms. I looked over to the ones with just a 4 foot wall and no lights, and said "you mean those?"

The dancer said no, they had real private rooms in the back. However, I did not see them myself.

[Don River]

Username,

It has not changed since the last time you were there.

Don

[Username]

Prior to a renovation after the crackdown last april, TL2 was THE place in town for bargains. Anything you wanted for $60 or under, and they had a truly private room with a door for for an hour.

I've not gone there lately myself, partly because of the better availablity on 7th, and partly because of the lack of privacy now at TL2, or at least the lack of it there was the last time I was there.

I'm interested to know if anyone has observerd if they have put a truly private room back in. As-is the last time I was there, the dance areas were basically open, and the only thing private about the 'bottle area' was like a 4.5 foot high wall that only partially encloses the area, and with no lights over it so its dark. Not exactly my idea of private.

[Don River]

My experience with the TL's on Poplar Level is that they are a poor value. The quality of the girls is marginal and they never deliver what they promise. I won't waste my time there anymore.

Recently, I have had the best luck for my buck at Crazy Coconuts and the Green Light.


Don

[Jake Monger]

I apppreciate the info. Since I know what that means, I'll stay away.

[Bad Karma]

There is a massage place on Preston by 264 that is in the same location of an old pre crackdown AMP. I think it's called "Healing Hands" or "Helping Hands". I called and talked to an older lady that sounded white, said they were open until around 9PM or so, depending on the customers. That sounded promising, since it was Saturday night, so I asked her to describe herself. She said, "I can't do that" and hung up.

Anyone ever tried this place?

Healing Gardens is the name and it is the latest incarnation of Victorian Escape.

[Jake Monger]

There is a massage place on Preston by 264 that is in the same location of an old pre crackdown AMP. I think it's called "Healing Hands" or "Helping Hands". I called and talked to an older lady that sounded white, said they were open until around 9PM or so, depending on the customers. That sounded promising, since it was Saturday night, so I asked her to describe herself. She said, "I can't do that" and hung up.

Anyone ever tried this place?

[Jake Monger]

Did something kinda cool early Sat night- just got my verizon moblie card for my laptop, so went to the 7th street area and started it up. As I went by the SC's, I would pull up the reports on here about them. Really helped put names with the establishments. Since this was around 5PM, not a lot of action yet. I did see two BIG women going into Marquee, sure hope they were not dancers. I haven't done much with the SC scene, so it helped make sense of the reports.

Did the SW trail, and did not see any good prospects. Ormsby, Preston, etc were dead. I was hoping to find some 1st shifters, but they were not out yet. Even went to Dixie and the gas station near the Manor, but no luck.

I hit TH 5 and 2 on Poplar. 5 had a couple of chunky blondes with decent tips that kept bugging me for a drink or lap dance, I was not interested. Walked over to 2, and there was only 1 older blonde there and 1 guy at the bar. She was on me pretty quick, said it had been dead all day, and she would take me to a "Private Room" for a couple of hours for $. Said we could do whatever I wanted. There was definately something to be had, but she was even chunkier than the dancers at 5, so I passed. This was about 6 PM, so there is some action to be had there.

[Bugman]

Today as I drove around I saw something that looked a little strange, so I parked my truck and stood on the corner of Preston St at Ormsby there is a house on Preston straight across from Ormsby that had a lot of action and as I watched a lot of guys went in but none came back out, so I walked across the street and there was a metro car with 2 guys in the back seat. As I watched this house is being used as a decoy for a half way good looking girl to bring guys to for a little fun only to find out it is a bust. The girl walks up and down Preston and is dressed good for this area with clean clothes which is not often seen there, so watch out for the house and you will see some action and a few rather large guys around it.