2005 Archived Reports

[Ride_Em_Cowboy]

I made a couple of Saturday afternoon trips to BU the last few weeks. Bought the .90 drink with a .40-.50 tip and left a satisfied man. Even got a couple of working numbers. One was a little older, slender yet attractive.

The other was 27, great tight, soft body with a Fran Drescher look to her. Both were up front with what you get for your money. Just ask.

[Shamas]

I guess we both have the hots of the hot latinas, geeze such beauties and so comfortable with their sexuality.

I work with a Mexican guy who just got his wife up here. She's pretty BUT she has some sisters who are raging beauties. I told him I would play drop the soap with two of them, at the same time. I am a Dog.

I used to hit the Mexican border towns, Nuavo Laredo has always been my favorite (for border towns). San Jose is still my favorite latin destination but I haven't done Rio which is supposed to be "The Place".

I'll do one more SEA trip and that's all, the jet lag and time change are too hard on me. I might do a side trip to Vietnam and revisit my old base (DaNang). I have contact with a few of the guys I was stationed with during the disagreement.

I'm going to do Peru, will fly to Lima then go to Cuzco which is in the heart of the Incan ruins. Machu Pichu is close by and the valley of the gods. I'll then fly over the Andies and spend most of the trip in the Amazon jungle. The pictures of the jungle girls look very good.

Got to go, much to do today

Shamas O'Dognasty
Gourmet Catering and
Septic Tank Cleaning

[USSmaximus]

Good to see you back, and all in one piece dude. I was worried you retired, married, or something else equally as ridiculous.

Great report on SEA too. I'd like to meet up for lunch again so's you can give me the low down. Gimme a call when you get a minute or two, I'll PM you my number.

I can't say I been to as many good places as you, but I have been lucky enough to make it south of the border a few times. See my reports over on ISG, Tijuana, Adelitas Bar. I LOVE LATINAS!

Speaking of that...if any of you guys know of a good, slim Latina provider here in Louisville please PM me. Surely someone has something to share in this regard, there seems to be more and more Mexicans here in the 'ville.

Max

[Shamas]

Just getting back on line with the board, found the ISG board a few days ago and picked up on this one today. I thought Jackson had given up and retired.

Well I'm back. I scanned a few pages back and spotted USSMaximus is still alive a kicking.

Since I've been away I've taken two trips to SEA, one to Thailand and the other to Thailand & Cambodia. Thailand was exceptional to say the least, Cambodia was, well it's hard to put into words. Cambo is 40 years behind the rest of the world at the best, in other ways it's still in the middle ages.

Both Thailand & Cambodia are monger heaven. Bangkok and Pattaya are stocked with thousands and thousands of providers, every size shape and discription. Cambodia is mostly very pretty girls at bargain basement prices. Litterly $10 for an hour, $20 all night for a really pretty gal. Half the price for a just a nice looking gal.

Hit San Jose Costa Rica a week after getting back from Cambo, don't ask why because I'm not sure and I'm just now getting my finances back in order.
SJO was good to me as were the girls. E & R are still pretty to a fault and as good of a duet as I've run across. Y is still my favorite and I'm about going out of my mind wanting to pack her fudge. Lb & S have gotten lots of playing time, P came in from the coast and spent the night and last but not least, An has come by for some great times. Life IS Good

I'll be heading to Peru for Thanksgiving, will fly over the Andes and spend about 10 days in the Amazon river basin. I hope the pictures and news I've gotten about the indian girls are true.

Out local action is sparse to say the least, I'll see if I can spot any of the SW you guys have been taking about.

Shamas O'Dognasty
Gourmet Catering and
Septic Tank Cleaning

More news

Thailand was so neat. I stayed a one minute walk from Nana Entertainment Plaze, aka 10K girls all looking for a sugar daddy. Going price is $35 all night. I didn't care for Bangkok that much, most of the girls were hard core and strictly business. I did find one at a MP, just about fell in love. She was very sweet, cute as cute can be, a smile to die for and as talented as any girl I've every been with.

I went to Pattaya for a week, now this is my type of town. It was built to service the Vietnam RR trade, it's now just under a million in population and the biggest business is the adult business. The vast majority of the downtown and beach areas are mostly bars and more bars. I found "My Favorites" one night on walking street. It's a driving street during the day time but once it gets dark the street is blocked off and the bars open up. Some of the places use petite girls (LEGAL AGE !!!) who look young and dress up like cheerleaders. Geeze guys, I about lost my poor pharking mind. I got friendly with one who was so cute and sweet and had great legs and but. I asked her if she had a friend who would like to do a 3s company thing, yep she did and this girl was just a cute as my favorite. Half hour later I spotted another Cheetleader who was quite tall and had Chinese features and nice sized tits, yep now it's three girls and one ole geezer. Well there was this other gal who wasn't nearly as good looking at the other but she was having so much fun and was such a great dancer, well all four of them spent the night. I had them trucked to my apartment, the night guard applauded me, I took some extra V and we got realy busy.

I had a big walk in shower stall, it held all five of us. I put my favorite on some seat cushions to get her boosted up and got het to bend over, yep packed some fudge (with raincoat), cleaned up again and we all hit my king sized bed for a suck & phuck marathon session. Sent them home around 630am. Life IS Good and the pain is great.

I'll write some on Cambodia tomorrow, it's a cross between heaven and the middle ages. Too neat of a place.

Shamas O'Dognasty
I may not go down in history but I will go down on your little sister

Some news on Cambodia

Landed at Phnom Phen International Airport, looked more like the Clarksville airport. Just 4 gates with jetports. A few tow around ladders for the real small airplanes.

I had contacted a driver, I waited for half and hour then took one of the cabs to my hotel, set rate of $7 was good. I started to realize that Cambodia wasn't quite up to what Vietnam was over 40 years ago. Mostly dirt or dirt and broken asphault roads. Many more bikes and 100cc motor scooters than cars and not very many trucks at all. A Dairymart store consisted on a 6" sq sheet metal roof, no walls and a 55 gal drum of petrol with a hand pump and measured gauge (you don't fill up, you just buy it by the half leter).

The town looked pretty rough till I got to my hotel then it look pretty rough and worn. I was so tired I got a nap and ended up sleeping till 8pm. I got on line quickly and located another driver who showed up a half hour later. We went to a few of his favorite bars which were all small to very small but well stocked with pretty Khmer girls. My first night I got a gal DV8, she was very new to the business so her skills were lacking but she was real pretty and had an excellent attitude.

I hit a few MPs, some houses that were very different, not much more than a big garage with sheets for dividers, some good bars and one wild place. The wild place is on the second floor of a very old French provential building, well over 100 yo. The steps were worn and dirty the doors were very narrow and I had to duck to get in. The doors were locked but we were let in quickly. I was set apon by 10 to 12 wild girls all wanting to prove they could out bj the others. One pissed me off by being too aggresive and I threatened to leave if they didn't back off and let me alone. I spotted a sweetie pie in the back ground, I got her attention, we chatted a minute and I did like her. Asked if she had a GF for a duet, yep and the GF was very pretty. $10 each, no time limit and no rules (did I mention Life IS Good). We showed together and hit the room. Stopped, had them turn the AC on and fan, we went back to the shower and waited for the room to cool off. Got fresh sheets and we got down and dirty. One gal bbbj while the other worked on my nipples, shortly I had one doing bbbj while the other sucked on my nutts. We called a 3rd girl to come in and work on my nipples, I about shit with pleasure. Took about an hour, total cost was $30 . When we got done I showered again, the place was empty of clients, just me and the wild bunch. I sat at the bar buck ass naked and had a beer. The V I had taken was still having some effects so I got a different girl to try her bbbj technique, she was good but not that good, she sucked and carried on for half hour, I gave her $5 for the effort.

I had a big hotel room with cable TV and great AC, $25 a night w/breakfast. We had our own inhouse MP and every girl working the hotel was also a hooker. Waitress hooker, maid hooker, bartender hooker, what a place.

Why do I do it, I'll never know

Shamas O'Dognasty
Gourmet Catering and
Septic Tank Cleaning

[Graf 61]

Third time lucky, I guess. On this trip, I saw Suzy, young, mid-twenties to hazard a guess, nice looking enough, very pleasant, good service. Recommended.

[Webman]

I visited the OK this week, it was busy that night. I figured I would not get my choice of providers and would get somebody different. Well I got Lisa for the first time, all my other friends were busy. Like Graf61 said, she is demanding, wanted more than I paid in the past, well I was there and would form my own opinion on price versus service. Lisa sucks (in both terms of the word) I got a decent enough CBJ, she did a good job mechanicaly. I know these girls are here for the money and I am here for a blow job, but usually they fake a little affection and friendship and I reciprocate. Lisa provided almost no small talk and no cuddling like I usually get. Lisa lacks good people skills. In 20 minutes we were done and she got my old ass up and dressed to go. The CBJ was good enough but that was all I got, she said they were busy due to the fair and next time promised more fun, I don't think this old fart will dance with her again. Next time if she is all that is available I will go down the road to Bardstown. Judy (my favorite at OK) is gone until September. Oh well we all know that we get the luck of the draw when we show up, a different adventure every time.
Webman

[Graf 61]

Sorry to hear that about your visit my friend. I've become a "regular'' since last week, lol. Haven't seen "Lisa" however. Have already been there four times this past week. Keep plugging, you'll get it. LOL

The two cuties at OK were enticing enough to lure me back. I'll surely give it one more try, probably this weekend.

It isn't as if there are many options.

[Webman]

Sorry to hear that about your visit my friend. I've become a "regular'' since last week, lol. Haven't seen "Lisa" however. Have already been there four times this past week. Keep plugging, you'll get it. LOL

I hate to hear that, I have always had a good experience there. As always YMMV and shit happens!

Webman

[USSmaximus]

Picked up a WSW over near 4th/Central a few days ago, around 5pm. She went by the name Norma Jean, had brownish hair up in a pony tail, not dressed slutty or anything. I would rate her a 6 on the SW scale, and only because she was slim.

I ponied up a $25 donation to her favorite charity, she pocketed it, then starts telling me the rules. Boy, I hate that. From now on I'm asking what the rules are before the donation. Live and learn.

Anyway, the rule was no CIM. Great. I gives her a few kleenex's for the inevitible mess and she goes to work. Nothing great here, actually a little too rough for my tastes. Now's the kicker. 2 minutes into it she gags like she's going to puke in my lap. OK, thank goodness she didn't. Starts to go at it again, then a minute or two later she does it again. This time really hard and loud. I woulda swore she was actually gonna puke right there in my car and on my lap...yuck. Enough's enough, you're done babe, before my luck runs out.

I was so happy I didn't get puked on, I didn't realize I'd been screwed over until I dropped her sorry ass off. She said she was sorry and she'd cut me a deal next time. Yeah, right. Don't do me no favors dear.

If I had a mulligan I'd tell her to cut the stupid act, I know she's fuckin fakin that shit and just do her motherfuckin job.

[USSmaximus]

Avoid Coco at Fitness Center Spa, 4548 Poplar Level Road. Although she has a most righteuos rack, she's in a huge hurry with her service.

I hope Connie comes back. She's on "long vacation", which usually means she's moved on permanently.

One more thing. They changed their price structure. Now it's $50 for half hour, $60 for an hour. I paid for the hour and was outta there in 45 minutes, five minutes of which was not getting the body scrub or sitting in the hot room. Bummer.

I complained, but you know how that goes.

[Butternut]

Tonight I drove to OK. While the trappings of a proper AMP message fell into place, I have to say it was very disappointing.

"Lisa" was a little too old, a little chubby, a little lacking in attitude, and she demonstrated no skill whatsoever. Did I mention she was very demanding? I've seen beautiful young girls many times for less. But times are hard and it's a two-hour drive so I gave in.

On the way out a curious thing happened. The door to the hang-out area was open and there were two lovely young girls. It didn't occur to me until a bit later that I'd been played.

Sorry to hear that about your visit my friend. I've become a "regular'' since last week, lol. Haven't seen "Lisa" however. Have already been there four times this past week. Keep plugging, you'll get it. LOL

[Graf 61]

Stopped in at the OK spa Friday and I have to say, was very, very impressed.

Saw "Sophia" and will definately be going back.

Tonight I drove to OK. While the trappings of a proper AMP message fell into place, I have to say it was very disappointing.

"Lisa" was a little too old, a little chubby, a little lacking in attitude, and she demonstrated no skill whatsoever. Did I mention she was very demanding? I've seen beautiful young girls many times for less. But times are hard and it's a two-hour drive so I gave in.

On the way out a curious thing happened. The door to the hang-out area was open and there were two lovely young girls. It didn't occur to me until a bit later that I'd been played.

[Butternut]

Stopped in at the OK spa Friday and I have to say, was very, very impressed.

Saw "Sophia" and will definately be going back. PM for details if interested.

[East Side]

I got a .90 dance at BU a few months ago with a black dancer. Just like Mike says, the rooms are dark and small with no doors. Dance was about six songs long, I think and she was nude all the way through. She let me touch her all over, but nothing too explicit. I pulled my man out and she asked if I wanted some extras. I was like, "yeah", but she wanted a tip first. I offered .20, but that wasn't enough, so I kept my Jackson and bailed after the last song. It was a decent enough dance, but not worth my .90 I think.

[Racing Dude]

Ran into Olivia today at lunch. She had a friend with her and suggested buying them both lunch for 16. I agreed and it was not a great meal. Too much conversation, she was way concerned about my job. Seems she just came from court and was afraid I'd send her back. I dropped the wrong name and it got ugly from there. With all that yammering I had trouble keeping my apetite up. I may try to meet her friend for lunch again if I can find her. Seems O didn't want her giving out her digits. Said they only dined together, though her friend indicated otherwise. Talked alot of trash about others from the Leo since they all just got back from court. I guess they were all rounded up for career councelling in April. I have to concur with Hoosiers earlier comments about dining with two friends. they were to busy complaining and talking to each other to talk to me. Not good at all.