Laughter and joke thread

[AUniqueName]

Q: Why don't they vote in China?

A: They don't want to have a day called "Erection Day".

[Member #6040]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W1018eVMMHk

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

[GeoFisher]

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best. " "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her breasts, and whisper in her ear, 'these feel almost as nice as your mothers. ' Then you try and hold on for 8 seconds. ".

[GeoFisher]

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629. ".

[KaintuckMan]

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[Member #6040]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U57I6iRL5GM

[KaintuckMan]

A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was a Alabama fan and he was a Kentucky fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Alabama fan.

He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a Alabama fan".

The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?

The man sat up, looked around, and said "GO CARDS".

Now the man was her husband. Go CATS!

[KaintuckMan]

Alabama girls always say Roll Tide. Then use CHEER when they clean out your wallet LOL.

[KaintuckMan]

It was a phenomenal joke with a lot of truth in it.

99.9 percent and Alabama girls think we are low life and they are high society shrimp.

[MojoGuy]

You just made my day with that one! Lmao.

It was a phenomenal joke with a lot of truth in it.

[KaintuckMan]

I was going to the John F Kennedy center to watch the Amazing Crazies.

But when I entered and saw my ex- girlfriend there.

I turned around and left. I had seen enough crazy to last me a life time.

[KaintuckMan]

I never understood why she was so tired all the time!

LYING.

Must be exhausting even for someone who does it on a regular basis. Must be a ms phenomenal thing.

[KaintuckMan]

Q: What's the difference between a Alabama Girl and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker and the other is a fish.

You just made my day with that one! Lmao.

[MojoGuy]

If anybody has more jokes place them here. I can provide a few good jokes privately on who to avoid in your pursuit of the game.
I call it My Sex, Lies, and Videotape joke! Lol

Q: What's the difference between a Alabama Girl and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker and the other is a fish.

[MojoGuy]

If anybody has more jokes place them here. I can provide a few good jokes privately on who to avoid in your pursuit of the game.
I call it My Sex, Lies, and Videotape joke! Lol

A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was a Alabama fan and he was a Kentucky fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a Alabama fan.

He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a Alabama fan".

The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?

The man sat up, looked around, and said "GO CARDS".