Laughter and joke thread

[Raygun77]

If there are any forum members that still have not memorized this video -you need to do so!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk

[Ralphisit]

Self serve ain't so bad if you at least have something great to look at and feel of with your weak hand.

[HotHotHot001]

OOOOO. Kenny Your Busted.

[Ohboy469]

Trump had more fat women out walking on his second day in office then Michelle Obama did in eight years.

[MojoGuy]

Some days it seems like that.

That's funny, it reminds me of what I feel like saying to some of these young dudes that try to come across like they know all about fucking. I read that shit and I'm thinking "Hell I've worn off more of my dick on pussy than most of those dudes had to begin with".

[BestBuddy]

Some days it seems like that.

[DbfRusa]

Beard and mustache trimmer will also work well.

Agree with you OneSwiss.

[OneSwiss]

It hurt my pride when I bought it and so I wouldn't be seen with it I even went so far as to pay for it in the self check lane but I bought a woman's bikini shaver to do my manscaping with. My logic behind buying it was that I figured if it was safe enough for a woman's sensitive areas it should be safe enough for mine. So far not even a nick with it and it works well on the boys too.

Beard and mustache trimmer will also work well.

[MojoGuy]

Bro. Use clippers with a guard. Rookie mistake but funny as hell!

It hurt my pride when I bought it and so I wouldn't be seen with it I even went so far as to pay for it in the self check lane but I bought a woman's bikini shaver to do my manscaping with. My logic behind buying it was that I figured if it was safe enough for a woman's sensitive areas it should be safe enough for mine. So far not even a nick with it and it works well on the boys too.

[LanceAlot507]

Alright, first the funny.

I had set an appointment with a beautiful provider we are lucky to have for 2 pm today. In preparation, I figured I'd do her a favor and try some manscaping. Never really had to do much of this, there isn't really a forest down there, but I heard from another provider that it wouldn't hurt.

So, there I was, just doing some trimming of the boys with the scissors, happily clipping away, when I felt this twinge of pain and realized I had cut myself. Sigh. Nothing major, but a lesson learned, BE MORE CAREFUL!

Then, even though lower head was doing all the thinking, upper head stepped in and put his foot down. I contacted the provider and cancelled my appointment. I even explained what happened, but for both our safety it was certainly the right thing to do, and something that I hope most of you would do in my position.

Oh well, out for a couple of weeks is going to cost our local providers some income, I hope it doesn't hurt them too bad this close to Christmas!

Stay safe out there all!

I had to cancel app for br last week cause I feel at work and didn't realize I had scraped my hip and was scratched up and bleeding a little. So yeah, hope everyone would be careful like that in those cases.

[BigBlue4523]

Alright, first the funny.

I had set an appointment with a beautiful provider we are lucky to have for 2 pm today. In preparation, I figured I'd do her a favor and try some manscaping. Never really had to do much of this, there isn't really a forest down there, but I heard from another provider that it wouldn't hurt.

So, there I was, just doing some trimming of the boys with the scissors, happily clipping away, when I felt this twinge of pain and realized I had cut myself. Sigh. Nothing major, but a lesson learned, BE MORE CAREFUL!

Then, even though lower head was doing all the thinking, upper head stepped in and put his foot down. I contacted the provider and cancelled my appointment. I even explained what happened, but for both our safety it was certainly the right thing to do, and something that I hope most of you would do in my position.

Oh well, out for a couple of weeks is going to cost our local providers some income, I hope it doesn't hurt them too bad this close to Christmas!

Stay safe out there all!

Bro. Use clippers with a guard. Rookie mistake but funny as hell!

[Primarch]

Alright, first the funny.

I had set an appointment with a beautiful provider we are lucky to have for 2 pm today. In preparation, I figured I'd do her a favor and try some manscaping. Never really had to do much of this, there isn't really a forest down there, but I heard from another provider that it wouldn't hurt.

So, there I was, just doing some trimming of the boys with the scissors, happily clipping away, when I felt this twinge of pain and realized I had cut myself. Sigh. Nothing major, but a lesson learned, BE MORE CAREFUL!

Then, even though lower head was doing all the thinking, upper head stepped in and put his foot down. I contacted the provider and cancelled my appointment. I even explained what happened, but for both our safety it was certainly the right thing to do, and something that I hope most of you would do in my position.

Oh well, out for a couple of weeks is going to cost our local providers some income, I hope it doesn't hurt them too bad this close to Christmas!

Stay safe out there all!

[BigMack]

Teacher is holding a science review Her question is what grows up to 5 to 10 times it's normal size when irritated or stimuated.

A student threatens to tell her mother on the teacher for such a nasty question.

Teacher asks same question again and the kid says her mom will come to the principal and try to take her job.

Teacher asks same question third time and kid stands up and says I read the lesson it is the eye Teacher smiles.

Teacher then looks at the girl student and says there are three things I can guarantee you.

1 you did not do your lesson.

2. You have a very dirty mind.

3 when you grow up to be a teenager or young adult you are going to be very very very disappointed in what you were hoping for.

[MojoGuy]

Any guesses?

[LightYagami]

This one gets me every time. Only had a couple ladies this good.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...00010855545885