Laughter and joke thread

**HotHotHot001** · 05-24-17 16:42

Kids these days.

**Ralphisit** · 05-24-17 11:25

Does any one else ever have trouble uploading Dick Pics onto eharmony dot com? Heh.

**MojoGuy** · 05-22-17 22:13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g

**Ralphisit** · 05-05-17 20:57

Just another day in Mexico but a big deal to some here in the USA.

**MojoGuy** · 05-04-17 18:15

Ain't that the truth.

**OneSwiss** · 04-25-17 16:00

Originally Posted by JustFriends [View Original Post]

I'm new to driving standard transmission and today I was set to meet a new provider and I didn't know beforehand that her incall was rested upon a steep fucking hill. Since I am only a week and half into driving manual, I'm not the best at it and this was the first time I ever attempted to drive up a hill like that. I tried 3 times, the first time I thought I could coast up it in 2nd gear, stupid me, stalled and started rolling back, tried 3rd gear and a lot more gas, still no luck, final try I put it in 4th gear and gave it the best I could do before I fucked something up and still ended up stalling near the top. That was fucking terrifying and will be the last time, if I can help it, that I ever try climbing a hill in this thing. This is why you always google maps the location beforehand.

If this post is for real, then you should have downshifted from second to first the first time you stalled. To climb you go to lower gears not higher ones.

**Ralphisit** · 04-25-17 14:34

There are so many things funny about sex.

**LightYagami** · 04-20-17 15:02

This is how I want to spend summer.

**JustFriends** · 04-20-17 12:11

I'm new to driving standard transmission and today I was set to meet a new provider and I didn't know beforehand that her incall was rested upon a steep fucking hill. Since I am only a week and half into driving manual, I'm not the best at it and this was the first time I ever attempted to drive up a hill like that. I tried 3 times, the first time I thought I could coast up it in 2nd gear, stupid me, stalled and started rolling back, tried 3rd gear and a lot more gas, still no luck, final try I put it in 4th gear and gave it the best I could do before I fucked something up and still ended up stalling near the top. That was fucking terrifying and will be the last time, if I can help it, that I ever try climbing a hill in this thing. This is why you always google maps the location beforehand.

**Ralphisit** · 04-14-17 22:54

Don't you hate it when their nose is stuffy?

**Ralphisit** · 04-10-17 11:22

Police: Knock Knock.

Me: Who Is It?

Police: It's The Police.

Me: What Do You Want?

Police: We Just Want To Talk.

Me: How Many Of You Are There?

Police: Two Of Us.

Me: Then Talk To Each Other.

**LightYagami** · 03-27-17 19:48

Glasses LOL!

**Hoosier Daddy1** · 03-25-17 08:23

Originally Posted by MojoGuy [View Original Post]

It hurt my pride when I bought it and so I wouldn't be seen with it I even went so far as to pay for it in the self check lane but I bought a woman's bikini shaver to do my manscaping with. My logic behind buying it was that I figured if it was safe enough for a woman's sensitive areas it should be safe enough for mine. So far not even a nick with it and it works well on the boys too.

I'm guilty as well.

**Jsmw1980** · 03-24-17 17:16

This is how it is sometimes.

**OneSwiss** · 03-23-17 06:48

Originally Posted by Raygun77 [View Original Post]

If there are any forum members that still have not memorized this video -you need to do so!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk

I have seen this before but it never gets old and when you think about it what he says is so true.

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