Laughter and joke thread

**ChefPablo40** · 01-21-19 15:11

Just going to leave this here.

**GreyDaddyInTN** · 01-20-19 20:18

Originally Posted by Jsmw1980 [View Original Post]

This sounds oddly familiar. Hahaha.

Thanks! That was a good one. LOL!!

**Jsmw1980** · 01-20-19 07:40

This sounds oddly familiar. Hahaha.

**KentuckyKatana** · 05-25-18 18:52

https://www.facebook.com/BuzzFeed/vi...6835224695329/

**KentuckyKatana** · 02-16-18 13:01

What is the difference between a paycheck and a penis?

You don't have to pay your wife to blow your paycheck.

I heard it this morning on one of those videos were those dad's tell jokes back and forth and you can't laugh.

**LightYagami** · 02-04-18 20:01

F ing Nailed it!

**Ralphisit** · 01-31-18 23:41

I know a good deal when I see it.

**LightYagami** · 01-28-18 03:23

Gave me a good laugh.

**Jsmw1980** · 12-20-17 08:20

This made me spew my load. I mean my coffee.

**Dickens Cider** · 11-29-17 18:02

Originally Posted by ZeroDotZero [View Original Post]

Watch the video with the sound on.

Wait for it.

Too fucking funny.

http://louisville.backpage.com/Women...paris/15806313

What the F* was that? DnC.

**ZeroDot** · 11-29-17 06:09

Watch the video with the sound on.

Wait for it.

Too fucking funny.

http://louisville.backpage.com/Women...paris/15806313

**AUniqueName** · 11-28-17 00:04

I mean, don't get me wrong. I love my gal and all that, but sometimes it's good that she leaves shortly after the deed is done. lol (no, that wasn't supposed to be mean).

**OneSwiss** · 10-07-17 14:37

Originally Posted by JustFriends [View Original Post]

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come in out of the rain. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies and reliable strategies His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion, Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

This is great and sadly so very true. I honestly worry about the situation oureally children are inheriting.

**RogerOver** · 10-07-17 10:32

Originally Posted by JustFriends [View Original Post]

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come in out of the rain. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies and reliable strategies His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion, Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

I'm actually more worried about the death of Expertise. We've reached a point where his stepbrother, Ignorance, is becoming a virtue. Especially if it is a subject related to public policy or actual science.