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09-24-17 01:37 #71
Posts: 280Obituary of Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: - Knowing when to come in out of the rain. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies and reliable strategies His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion, Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
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09-05-17 14:59 #70
Posts: 317Guilty as charged
So I'm not the only one! Duck lips capture that with spit moment as well.
Originally Posted by MojoGuy [View Original Post]
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09-04-17 03:14 #69
Posts: 280Originally Posted by MojoGuy [View Original Post]
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09-04-17 00:41 #68
Posts: 905Yep
I'm guilty.
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08-25-17 22:13 #67
Posts: 128A Matter of Perspective
Originally Posted by MojoGuy [View Original Post]
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08-25-17 21:33 #66
Posts: 905This would not be funny.
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08-25-17 09:44 #65
Posts: 250I didn't like it
Funny kinda.
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08-24-17 19:12 #64
Posts: 905That's The Way
I like it.
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08-17-17 11:11 #63
Posts: 668Sugar Baby Blues
Every girl wants one, hell I want a Sugar Momma.
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08-05-17 18:56 #62
Posts: 403Thought this was a good one.
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07-25-17 11:35 #61
Posts: 668Hotel Bed
This is how you should leave your hotel room bed.
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07-10-17 20:56 #60
Posts: 905Sometimes whenever I just don't give a fuck, I play this song
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06-02-17 07:12 #59
Posts: 870Originally Posted by Ralphisit [View Original Post]
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06-01-17 18:29 #58
Posts: 668Suck don't blow! It is a figure of speech
You can do it baby, it'll be ok, just do it.
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05-30-17 11:18 #57
Posts: 668Not.
Foamy, foamy, foamy, creamy.