2005 Archived General Reports

[Ritchey Rich]

I havent been down SF Rd in about a month or so. It sounds like I need to make a trip out there and soon.

Agree, straight girls do cost more.

I haven't been mongering or much of anything th past 4 months. Messing around with so called "straight Girls"? Guess what? They cost more.

I don't like to post about SFrd., because it seems so hit and miss, but in the last couple of weeks, there's been some action down there. LSW and WSW and a occasional BSW. I found a nice WSW there about 2 weeks ago and just came from there after having my way with a Latina, who I picked up driving a car near Roxford. It's about 4:00pm Friday and there were about 5 SW out there. All about 7-8 and doable. The Latina I had said she comes out between 11:00-2:00 or there about. Never after dark. This is waht I've been saying in all my post about SFrd. A odd time for guys working?

I may have the magic touch in that area, but as lean as things are? Thought I'd pass this along. Peace/Piece, G

[Geneious]

I haven't been mongering or much of anything th past 4 months. Messing around with so called "straight Girls"? Guess what? They cost more.

I don't like to post about SFrd., because it seems so hit and miss, but in the last couple of weeks, there's been some action down there. LSW and WSW and a occasional BSW. I found a nice WSW there about 2 weeks ago and just came from there after having my way with a Latina, who I picked up driving a car near Roxford. It's about 4:00pm Friday and there were about 5 SW out there. All about 7-8 and doable. The Latina I had said she comes out between 11:00-2:00 or there about. Never after dark. This is what I've been saying in all my posts about SFrd. A odd time for guys working?

I may have the magic touch in that area, but as lean as things are? Thought I'd pass this along. Peace/Piece, G

[Ritchey Rich]

I was out in the SFV this morning going to visit my parents and decided to cruise SB since my parents live near Sepulveda and Lassen. I saw 2 BSW's and 1 WSW between Devonshire and Lassen. Had I not been running late to get to my parents house I would have picked up the WSW.

[James D 2004]

Socal...You are RIGHT ON, I have been saying this for many (too many) years
YMMV but for the most part your mileage really depends on how you treat (or eat) the girl!

Yoda.....OUT!

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[James D 2004]

Ever noticed that you get exactly what you give with most providers?

You treat them with maximum respect and I guarantee that you get better service in return. It's one of those "human nature" elements that actually comes through with providers...

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[Joe Monger]

Third time I saw Fed Ex's *****, her name is Coffee, w/the mean face wearing the same shitty sweat suit w/the cell phone permanantely attached to her hand. She demanded the $$$ upfront, wouldnt get completely naked, said my cock was too big & hard etc... Duh, I'm 7inches and juiced on Vit V & yayo. What did she expect? And, sadly she has corrupted the other girls w/these bullshit tactics. I too capitulated to her demands because I was high & horny. *****! Atleast I got a massive load of spunk all over her face, arms and hands. She tried to pull away from the table as I was nutting. However, I was holding her firmly by the throat as she was jerking me off so she had no where to go. I tell them all, Latinas & Kgirls alike, that choking them makes me cum faster. So they usually go for it even if they dont like it. I was pissed. So I made sure I splatted her good. That ***** was upset. She left and never came back. Old mama san cleaned off my samarai sword w/her hand towel as I was still dripping love goo all over her fingers. She smiled at my still hard cock and cleaned me up and sent me on my way.

ROFLMAO! That is the best shit I've EVER READ on these boards! Keep up da good work bro!

Joe

[Webcams]

Hey Webcams,

Look closely again: Maybe the patch read LAMP, not LAPD... LOL :-)

Have a great day!!!

I know an LAPD patch when I see one I would bet my life on that one, I WISH it said LAMP, But I have to know what the deal is I still went back to the LAMP in Question, and for the 3rd time I was told it would be an Hour that he only had one girl Karen working, what is up with that?

[FedEx]

Hey Webcams,

Look closely again: Maybe the patch read LAMP, not LAPD... LOL :-)

Have a great day!!!

WTF is with the Service in the amps in the Valley? I remember when ... Fuck it we all remember when shit was better but From now on When I get Bad Service I am just gonna pay the half hour & have Irie Sadist go and choke the B itch and Nut in Her Eye!

I went to a LAMP in the West Valley, asked the guy who was there how long he says an hour before the girl is ready, Now get this I notice the Jacket on the back of his chair has LAPD arm patches, Why in Fucks name is that there? Anyone have any idea why? I got spooked and damn near ran out of there haven't been back but all my friends tell me that's the spot. I know those patches were legit to not some lame hat that says LAPD. I was thinking of trying again today but a Little sheepish.

[Da Bot]

I am looking for a few fellow mongers who frequent the strip joints for extras to share intel... I for one am tired of getting Lap Dances from half the girls in the places only to find out 95% of them don't do good deeds...

A couple of years ago I went into a club in Tarzana. After a couple of laps the little bot was rock-hard, but no relief. I decided to leave when a small black girl in the booth opposite the bar asked if I wanted a lap. I said I'd already had some, and she asked, "but did you cum?" She proceeded to make sure that I did.

I went back many more times, but never saw her again, and never found another dancer there who would do the same.

Not long after that I went to Classy Lady of Oz. I was sitting against a wall when this cute blonde comes over and plops herself in my lap, asking if I was LE. Then she asks if I want some fun, "like a blowjob?" At the time I had no idea that was on the menu, but the answer was a definite "YES!" Later I found she also offered fs. I was a repeat customer.

Alas, the blonde dancer moved on to who knows where, and CLOZ went downhill and is now gone. With the puritans running LA, and focused on strip clubs, I expect it's pretty tame everywhere.

[Webcams]

WTF is with the Service in the amps in the Valley? I remember when ... Fuck it we all remember when shit was better but From now on When I get Bad Service I am just gonna pay the half hour & have Irie Sadist go and choke the B itch and Nut in Her Eye!

I went to a LAMP in the West Valley, asked the guy who was there how long he says an hour before the girl is ready, Now get this I notice the Jacket on the back of his chair has LAPD arm patches, Why in Fucks name is that there? Anyone have any idea why? I got spooked and damn near ran out of there haven't been back but all my friends tell me that's the spot. I know those patches were legit to not some lame hat that says LAPD. I was thinking of trying again today but a Little sheepish.

[Maloso1]

Fed Ex,


Finally, today, at around 1:30 as I headed east on Vanoween towards SB, I spied 3 latinas working the corner of Gloria. The tightest one, that I wanted, got into a red truck w/a lucky mongering bastard. She was hot w/a short skirt and a little blk jacket. The other 2 hynas ignored me. So I bailed and finished my missions.

Laterz, da I Sadist

Damn Sadist,

Thats my hood and I don't ever catch these ladies on Vanowen???
Guess I need to sharpen my hoedar!

Maloso

[FedEx]

Sadist,

Good to have you back on the board - you cracked me up with what you did to Coffee... She definitely deserved it, that mean B**ch! She got her due big time!

I was surprised you agreed to her joining the 3some. If a provider gives me shitty attitude, I will never see her again. But I guess you DID want a 3some...

Did you ever make a trip to the 'Nard?

Are there any "Happy KAMP's" in our SFV? If yes, please PM me.

Happy holidays to everyone on the sexguide websites!!!

[Lulu Pussy]

Forgot to add this...The aroma place a few doors down from the jerk shack across from Gelsons. Cute young mama-san led me in and gave a playful rub of my crotch on the way out--always a reassuring sign.

That was about the best of it though. Got Michelle, pretty face but overweight. HJ was all I could get out of her.

[James D 2004]

Sadist, can you take hints? They try to demand unrealistic price. They try to make you unwelcome. They try to give you less time and less service. What else do they have to do to make you understand? Another hint: the mamasan likes you. Try her next time.

[Vlad De Sade]

Fed Ex,

I feel your rage, disgust and frustration! Oaks Therapy is a ROB. I have fucked Marty she is 1/2 Japanese & 1/2 Kgirl w/a beautiful face & full figure. She rushed me big time. Atleast she acted sincere. I did get a cbj & fs for $100. But it ended w/a hand job & oil becasuse she kept on coming & going from the room. Apparently, she was the only girl working that 1st time I went.

Then I saw June. She is a hot Kgirl. Tight body and great face. Again rushed. I did like her pussy though. Best experience there.

Third time I saw Fed Ex's *****, her name is Coffee, w/the mean face wearing the same shitty sweat suit w/the cell phone permanantely attached to her hand. She demanded the $$$ upfront, wouldnt get completely naked, said my cock was too big & hard etc... Duh, I'm 7inches and juiced on Vit V & yayo. What did she expect? And, sadly she has corrupted the other girls w/these bullshit tactics. I too capitulated to her demands because I was high & horny. *****! Atleast I got a massive load of spunk all over her face, arms and hands. She tried to pull away from the table as I was nutting. However, I was holding her firmly by the throat as she was jerking me off so she had no where to go. I tell them all, Latinas & Kgirls alike, that choking them makes me cum faster. So they usually go for it even if they dont like it. I was pissed. So I made sure I splatted her good. That ***** was upset. She left and never came back. Old mama san cleaned off my samarai sword w/her hand towel as I was still dripping love goo all over her fingers. She smiled at my still hard cock and cleaned me up and sent me on my way.

Fourth time I had a 3 way w/June & Coffee. It didnt go as planned. Cofee ruined it. I guess she was still pissed about the load she took from me a few weeks ago.

I wont go back eitherway. It is a matter of principle w/me. I got game and I know the KAMP scene intimately. This place is stupid and shortsighted. Which is a shame because they had the potential to rival Mia's or Topanga w/their set up and talent. If it ever improves please post or PM.

Also, I apologize for posting details. But I am still angry. Obviously, I will keep the real "happy KAMPs" off of the radar.

Finally, today, at around 1:30 as I headed east on Vanoween towards SB, I spied 3 latinas working the corner of Gloria. The tightest one, that I wanted, got into a red truck w/a lucky mongering bastard. She was hot w/a short skirt and a little blk jacket. The other 2 hynas ignored me. So I bailed and finished my missions.

Laterz, da I Sadist