2005 Archived Reports

[Member #4914]

Tall thin BSW with a nice face and good attitude. Met her by the Dollar store on MLK tonight at about 5ish.

Also saw Strawberry, Jennifer on MLK and then spotted cash & dasher on 10th by the Mercado.

Looks like the heat wave is bringing out a few workers.

[Member #4914]

Ran into Lisa the other night shes a BSW about 25ish, had just been kicked out by the BF for not letting him pimp her out. So she said if she was gonna have to do some walking she would do it for herself, gotta love a girl with a sense of pride and a good work ethic.

[Thencame Brnsn]

Hmmm a bulb thing. I have visiting AMP's for years. Have had a couple of those surprising wake up calls myself.

One time in 1976 I drove from Chicago to FT. Wayne and visited an AMP. The Mammasan was bored and came in to "help you feel better" and added two hands to the ending. She lubed up her pinkie with a major brand of petroleum jelly after some light playing and touching down there and whoa!, That was first time that happened. HEEEEEK.

About five years back, when the place off Kennedy Expressway in Chicago was open (on Higgins Road I believe), I got hosed down/in/out, or something like that during the TS. This led to some mind frazzling Asian a little later. Hoo Wee. About two weeks later the Sun Times told me the place was raided and closed. I wept.

Of course, there are some things I have seen either at MPs or in stores, that I have no clue what they do.

Nancy Rae's in Racine, and when it was some other name prior, used to have some B&D equipment that made me say "hmmmmm." Same with a store that was predominantly for leather boys right in Jackson Square (it closed in the early 90's) in New Orleans that had some toys that, even with my vivid imagination, I have no idea what the purpose was. One was like one of those squeezing mummy toture things you see for the body, 'cept it only went around one spot of your body (hope that explains it, but all I know is it would hurt). And Touch With Klass in Rocky Mount, NC (told you I get around) had some crazy stuff for those fellas that like to get paddled, spanked, and otherwise. One thing had some metal and closepins attached to it. I didn't even want to ask my assistant where she put that thing (I can only wonder) or what it was used for. Eek.

Another neat place I used to frequent was the Original Pandora's on Rush Street, upstairs from a world renowned pizza place. They had some weird toys and rooms there. That place made you feel like you were visiting a Speakeasy during prohibition with it's "secretive" entrance rules. Anyone ever belong? If so, I still have my picture with Flash Gordon, do you?

That's all I know (for now), so you might as well know as well.

pb

[Joe B Cool]

Noticed several mongers (exec. types) in very nice cars picking up sw. What's the deal? Even Maggie tried asking for $$??!!! Of course she settled for the usual after complaining. But, what's up with mongers driving up market prices???!!!! If I could afford a car with xenon headlights, i'm going to fuck something softer than a 14th street sw!!

[Joe B Cool]

Went cruising recently and spotted what I thought was a new skinny wsw near JJ Fish. Circled around and thought i'd give her a try. As I got closer her faced looked very familiar. It was Isabella!!! What the fuck happened??!!! She used to be plump and decent looking! Now, she has gone the way of the crackfiend! I remember when she lived on 10th and weighed about 160 lbs. Now she looks like she weighs 100 lbs. The ironic thing is that her head is still big on that small sickly body. Anybody knows if it's the crack or disease? Her face looks like Jennifers. Does crack make you break out with bad acne or what???!!!

Ps. If anyone knows the whereabouts of Linda send a pm.

[Sam Spade]

Have you ever wondered what's going on at the AMP when you're face down and she begins the soft part of the massage? Especially if the table has a head hole? I'd like to think that she has a seductive look on her face as she contemplates the pleasure she will receive from giving me a HJ. But I'm not that naive.

The reason I'm bringing this up is something happened to me last week at a local AMP. When getting undressed I noticed the shelf where all the towels and oils are kept. One caught my eye. It was a clear plastic bulb that narrowed down to a small, funnel-like opening, filled with a clear liquid. I could think of no reason it should be there except to run up someones kazoo. Perhaps that was on my mind. More on that later.

At the end of the hard massage, she starts with the soft touch. It's all very nice until I feel a cold, wet sensation right at my anus. I gave a little jump, but didn't turn because I don't want to freak her out, as this was the first time I had her. I ask "What are you putting back there?" She answers "Just my hand." Oh. I dismissed it as a cold finger or over-sensitivity on my part. The session ended with both parties happy. Merry Christmas and I'll see you next year. But I couldn't help but think that she was about to run that bulb up my backside. I should have asked.

As I was driving home this got me thinking of the old Island Spa in Addison. It closed years ago, but it was my favorite because of the masseuse. She was just your typical AMP worker, about 40 but nice looking. We got to understand each other very well. One time when she was about to get to work on the HJ, I asked her about the box of surgical gloves on the shelf. "Some people ask for funny thing." Maybe I should try? Without a word she put a glove on the left hand, oiled up the finger and slipped it right in. Right hand did what it always did. Oh what a feeling!

I've never been to another AMP that keeps the gloves handy. At least not that I've seen, and the few times I've asked for that special I've been turned down or they pretend not to kwow what you mean.

[Luv Nooke]

I have been seeing Mira in Gurnee lately. She advertises on a competing Chicago board. She is attractive and quite thin, as well as very petite. Some have described her as toned, I wouldn't. Her body is thin, but not muscled. Mira is a very relaxed provider and doesn't watch the clock at all. On the downside she has absolutely no breasts at all, can sometimes struggle with communication as she is Eastern European, and can be difficult to schedule. The other negative aspect is that she enjoys smoking Camels and that can be a bit much at times. However, I have repeated and will again as she does provide value for money.

[CashMuney]

Hello,

I am new to this website. I do have lots of mongering stories to tell before I was confined to a wheelchair. I am disabled but all the equipment still works. If anyone has in leads or a number for a sw in the Waukegan area it would be greatly appreciated. Please Pm me the number and details.

I just visited South America and had a great time. The girls down there go for $20-40 a person and will allow you to take pictures. I am including two pictures from my trip. Of two different women. I have lots more pictures and will be going back within the next 3 months.

I find this site very interesting and useful I will be coming online and posting stories.

Thanks,

Life Rolls On

I've traveled to South America before where do you go when you go down there?

I went to Quito, Ecuador a few summers ago, and want to go back asap!

I'd like to see some more pics of south american women if you have some.

Sorry I don't live in your area or can help you out with any numbers of ladies around you, but I love south american women, and want to see more of them!

l8er

[Dreamdrmm]

Hello,

I am new to this website. I do have lots of mongering stories to tell before I was confined to a wheelchair. I am disabled but all the equipment still works. If anyone has in leads or a number for a sw in the Waukegan area it would be greatly appreciated. Please Pm me the number and details.

I just visited South America and had a great time. The girls down there go for $20-40 a person and will allow you to take pictures. I am including two pictures from my trip. Of two different women. I have lots more pictures and will be going back within the next 3 months.

I find this site very interesting and useful I will be coming online and posting stories.

Thanks,

Life Rolls On

[Sam Spade]

I never saw any reports on GQ in Buffalo Grove, so I decided to take one for the team and try it out.

.7 at the door. Typical sauna and table shower. Rooms are all done nice. They even have Christmas decor up. Like the rest of us, they may be trying to save on the gas bill, because the shower was a bit chilly. I told the woman to keep the hot water coming. The massage room itself had a heat lamp going.

Son is about 40, skinny but nice. She made a real effort in the walk on the back massage. Then came the soft touch I asked for. She spent about 30 seconds on my legs, then five minutes on my butt. When she saw I was ready, she had me flip over. Just a little bit more of "getting to know you" and the HJ was on. Nothing special. She allowed a bit of T&A play, and even a bit of dirty talk. Left a .5 tip which she was happy for.

Massage, 8
Looks, 5
Body, 7
HJ, 6

[JustJoe]

I had to work late tonight, so I thought I'd take a drive. I saw two possible bsw around MLK and the dollor store, just eat of Lewis. One on the North side and one on the South side of the street. This was around 9:30 PM. Both were way too bundled up to tell who or what was there.

I cruised up Sheridan and saw nothing all the way into Waukegan, turned around and took Sheridan south to 12th and headed west. Took Jackson to 10th and headed east back to Sheridan and saw three NC coppers.

Went home not happy again, oh well, it is winter.

[JustJoe]

I woke up early today before work and took a drive, about 5:00 AM. I wasn't expecting much, but I saw one possible on MLK near Sheridan, couldn't tell....way too bundled up.

Saw a second possible on Sheridan near 10th, again, way too bundled to be sure.

After work did the same drive and saw absolutely nothing.

[Member #4914]

2. Can someone slap / run over the stupid hispanic sw that stands RIGHT UNDER THE CAMERA on Genessee and Washington St.

Besides being stupid, is she a Mex-I-can or a Mex-I-wont?

Drove around tonight, saw Amber cute (BSW) about 25ish, by the JJ Fish on 16th. Said she loves to "give head and swallow", so who am I to pass on an offer like that?

[Joe B Cool]

Hey all, long time no post. Been hanging around though. Couple of points / observations to muse.

1. Older hispanic guy walking his dog on 10th street. A cop. It was ball chilling cold one night and I saw him walking that fucking dog every hour on the hour!

2. Can someone slap / run over the stupid hispanic sw that stands RIGHT UNDER THE CAMERA on Genessee and Washington St.

3. To the monger I deeked into thinking I was the "jump out boyz" when he was about to pick up a sw near 14th and Park Ave. GOTCHA! Don't worry, I'm sure you caught up to her later on after she got done swallowing "deez nutz!" Besides, it's better to be safe than sorry. You made the right move.

[Member #4914]

Yesterday I met up with Crystal or Christie (she gave me both names), she has buck teeth and was totally wasted. Unfortunately she was already in the car by the time I made a good ID! Drove her around the block and did a quick drop off. Spotted her at the Wendy's on Sheridan by the Theater.

Saw one other SW in the area, she was a either a HSW or light skinned BSW but she had a bit of attitude and just walked past, so I couldn't really be sure if she was a worker or not, but she sure had the look, and I sure would have worked her!