2005 General Reports

**Fork Please** · 12-31-05 04:36

The post by Chi Town Clown several posts down, has been called a fake in the Therapeutic section on Chicago's Craigs list.

I don't know if his post is for real or not.

However, I do know that many have said that this place is on the up and up. And Im not speaking of the condition of a man's organ when it encounters a nice little oriental hand that asks the question, "i's OK?"

I have heard that this place is indeed run by someone who might be associated with the man...the man...of some sort.

There was a post on Craigs that mentioned Chi Town Clown's post and stated, in terms that I have heard before, that this place is strictly legit. Take it for what is...as they say, your mileage may vary...

Now, any thoughts about VIP on Milwaukee? I've never been there but I waltzed in there for a recon mission when in the area during the day and was met by a 6' 3" man of a mamasan. He was nice enough but I do prefer being greeted by the usual sort of mamasan, one that grabs your arm and says, "you been here before??" If HE had grabbed my arm and said this I would have probably told him the actual truth...

I asked him a few questions and then said I would be back later. Not to sure what to expect from this joint but my radar was on and not picking up on the kind of possibilities that I enjoy from the Asianinas.

feel free to PM with replies...

Happy New Year, Gents.

**Kdem5577** · 12-31-05 03:55

As a northsider just wondering if anyone can give any good places to pick up sw since drving south is just too far for me. I have seen a few on clark and devon and on chicago ave in evanston but other then that nothing.

**Rabbit31** · 12-28-05 16:31

I went to the AMP at 2900 block S. Archer and got a cute lady named Sunny. When I asked about the towel covering she said it was policy and kept me covered all during the average massage. She was very talkative about wanting to be in her own business (not massage). She had a college degree in China in accounting and in 6 years in USA hasn't been able to work in the field. When she was done I asked for more and she said no she didn't want to get fired. As I left there were three other ladies hanging out in the reception area. I wonder if they would do more??? When driving back east on Archer I saw another AMP at the corner of Archer and Halsted. Has anyone been there?

**Ride2nite** · 12-27-05 13:42

Originally Posted by HappyGardener

I would be leery of picking up SWS on Clark street in that stretch north of Lawrence. Many of those bars in that area are gay bars. I have seen some very pretty "women" coming out of those bars.

I stay away from Clark by Lawrence...I usually do Clark and Devon stroll. I did try the Cicero stroll on 47th down western and back up to Archer. Maybe I was doing something wrong cause I didn't see a thing out there. Would like to know what path you all travel for that stroll. Since I am a North Sider. I'd much rather find a guaranteed pot of gold if I am gonna stroll that far south.

**Ride2nite** · 12-27-05 13:38

Originally Posted by wapo469

I hooked up with HSW late Fri/early Sat around 2 am on Armitage by the underpass near Cicero. Looked kinda like this girl Jayden from the website divinity18.com. Anyway decent BBBJ wouldn't budge from $40 though. She was somewhat nervous about getting in and didn't want to drive too far away. Her name was sandra.

Wapo...saw your girl Sandra Sat night. Picked her up on a North Ave. side street. Very hesitant about hopping into the car...she took so long I almost had to pull away for fear of LE. Anyways, she hops in and is like I give $ bj's. I thought she about lost her mind. $ for a bj. I questioned her on that and was like there is no way guys are paying you that. Of course she said yes they do. By then she settled down to $.4 but I am sure she would have dropped in performance as well. So I passed. I figured I have paid a lot less and gotten a lot more from younger and better looking sws. Not gonna settle for an overpriced over the hill lady. She even told me she doesn't do FS cause she has been married for 19yrs.

Anyways, I still was hungry for some fun...so I found another HSW on North by Cali. She looked good from afar, but after picking her up I can say she looked good for her age...which was up there. Anyways, she wanted $ for FS...I laughed and did a u-turn to let her out.

I hope there are no guys out there dropping this type of money for over the hill SWS. This is just making it hard for everyone. I have found some gems in the past and have never paid more than $.4 for anything. Oh yeah...and I did find a HSW a few minutes later and got great half n half for $.3. Still no sign of my girls from the other week. Oh well!

**Member #3952** · 12-26-05 23:58

I also made a visit to this location on Monday evening. $50 for the hour. I had sonnie, very nice massage, with no extras.

Very good conversation during massage, and was kept covered with towel during massae, I thought I would recieve the magic "touch" when the time came, but Sonnie quickly wiped me down and excaped to the saftey of the foyer. Oh well I guess we all can't have good luck. I might be back.

**HappyGardener** · 12-26-05 18:51

Originally Posted by ride2nite

Anyways, I did have a question for the forum. What strolls do you think are the best? I have had most like on North, and every once in a while you can find a girl on div & cali. I have also done Clark and the Broadway stroll from Bryn Mawr to Lawrence. I have had success on Clark, but very rare to find what I like...usually WSW on that stroll. I have yet to pick up anyone on Broadway. I have seen a couple of acceptable WSW I missed out on. I think I did finally see an ASW, yes that is right ASW....but she was with a group of watchers and some other obvious SW's, so I steered clear.
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I would be leery of picking up SWS on Clark street in that stretch north of Lawrence. Many of those bars in that area are gay bars. I have seen some very pretty "women" coming out of those bars.

**Chitown Clown** · 12-26-05 02:39

I had a little spare time late Friday afternoon, and decided to try out an AMP that's been advertising on Craigslist recently. Some of their ads include the address, and some don't, but they're in the 2900 block of S. Archer, and very easy to spot.

Anyway, it's a fairly standard city-style AMP setup (by which I mean the front area is designed to look a little more legit, and there aren't table showers).

I got Amy, the next available girl, by default. (A lineup might be available on request.) She was small overall, with a fairly cute/tight body, and an okay face. As with so many of these women, age is hard to estimate, but I'd guess early 30s.

Amy took me to a room, collected the fee (a very reasonable $50/hr), and told me to undress while she attended to business. As soon as she returned, she got right to work on my back.

For the next 40 minutes or so, I got a very respectable massage. Not the best I've ever had, but thorough and relaxing. She used a heating pad for part of it, which felt terrific. Amy was fastidious about keeping everything covered. As a result, I wasn't sure what to expect on the flip.

After I turned over, she worked on my chest and thighs, with a little bit of playful teasing. I was expecting a classic "Anything else to massage?" question, or that I would place her hand, or something like that, but in fact, none of that was necessary. At the usual time, she just lightly tapped on my lower stomach and whispered something like "yes?"

I said yes, and she got to work. And I do mean work. It was fun; I had a good time; but this woman has an iron grip. Once she got started, it was as though I was attached to one of those milking machines. I enjoyed it, but I was also happy to just let go and not prolong the experience. Seriously, I may have a bruise.

After that, she got a hot towel to clean me up, and then finished up with a little more massage. She helped me get dressed, and almost seemed surprised when I pulled out the tip (.3). She seemed genuinely grateful to get it.

She saw me out the door, and that was it.

Overall, it was a good experience, and considering that a lot of AMPs are now charging $70 for an entry fee, I definitely feel like it's a decent deal. I'll probably go back and try someone else, although I'd take Amy again too.

**Bishop69** · 12-25-05 13:13

Truth is there are several higher mileage clubs in NW IN if you check the NW Indiana section of this board they list several my fav of course is the CTS Bookstore and Shangra-Li (or Shag a lots as we know it) all may be kinda dumpy on the outside (and inside for that matter) but the bookstore often host several IN nyphos who let you get a quickie for jus tthe price of admission to the theater and if they aren't there the private dancers are always a great deal $-$$ (great if you like larger dancers with nice tits) one warning though the bookstore often host TS/TG crossdressers and other guys of "alternative" desires so be careful and ask what going on when you get there.

As far as Shags well it a strip club first and foremost so be ready to weed out the players from the providers, oh yeah and of course the price tag dooes go up considerably (mostly black dancers in the 4-8 range 8 being extremely rare).

Also of note is P&M a little dive bar on the road between the bookstore and shags there is always some talent there usually in the 2-5 range but sometimes there are a few of the hotter bartenders there that will give you a run in the ladies room(pretty standard place to do the deed in there) of course there are always take out available (most experienced provders in the 3-7 range)

Please bypass Industrial Strip it a true hustler club they girls promise you the moon and give you jack shyte, they truly live by the old strip club motto "You won't get laid but you will get F@#%ed."

Hope this help my fellow mongers If you need any other help I'm always here

**Jasper Malloy** · 12-25-05 03:35

Skip it. Nothing going on in there. Not even a fun strip club.

**Ride2nite** · 12-24-05 09:17

Have been resisting the game for a while, but leapords don't change there spots. Soooo, I decided to hit the stroll again. Last time I made my way down to North Ave (months ago) it was a ghost town. Past two weeks, I have seen some much improved activity. I found two HSW within one week that were very pleasing. Neither had numbers, which is to bad.

The first girl I picked up on a Friday around 1AM...think her name was Anna, had a very cute face, like it didn't belong on the street. Thick body...just plump in the right way, but definitely not fat. She said she was 28. Well we got down to biz, which was not rushed but not that enthused either, I knew she wanted to go, but she stayed in formation and let me pound away for a good 25min. Something about customer service I guess...good customer is a happy customer. I would definitel repeat cause she had a pretty face, the nicest round ass (wished she spoke greek), she was a sweet girl, and she did not have that used smell so commonly found with some of the hired help. For overall performance and looks I give her a solid 7 on my scale.

The second HSW I found was a girl named Lucia. Lucia's body was hot...had to take a second look cause I was not sure if she was for real. I spun into the McD's lot and she came right around and gave me the look, so I knew I was in. She said she was 22, and definitely had a immature vibe to her. Very nice as bbbj, just not long enough. She was a lil rushed, (damn kids these days), but I really wasn't concerned about her having any major appointments. Sadly Lucia could have been an 8 easy, but after a few minutes of pounding it smelled like I went from a bed of roses to a fish market, plus the rushing did not help her score any. Dropped to a 6. Hope I can find her again to see if she can up her score.

I did do the stroll last night. I saw a lot of used up SW's. There was one WSW I swung around to snatch up, but alas my skills were a bit rusty and another aspiring gent swept her away. She looked pretty young, maybe early 20's...she spoke to me the first time I rolled by...seemed cute from a distance. I just have a real problem with the watcher guys hanging right next to the girls when you are ready to pounce...wish they'd learn to step away from the product.

Anyways, I did have a question for the forum. What strolls do you think are the best? I have had most like on North, and every once in a while you can find a girl on div & cali. I have also done Clark and the Broadway stroll from Bryn Mawr to Lawrence. I have had success on Clark, but very rare to find what I like...usually WSW on that stroll. I have yet to pick up anyone on Broadway. I have seen a couple of acceptable WSW I missed out on. I think I did finally see an ASW, yes that is right ASW....but she was with a group of watchers and some other obvious SW's, so I steered clear.

Let me know where you all seem to find you best quality!

**Boobi Fett** · 12-24-05 09:08

Originally Posted by Dreamdrmm

I would like to know if anyone has any feedback on the Vip Gentlemen's club. I am interested in going and would like to know if it is worth my time.

Thanks

IMHO VIPs is not worth going to. As someone who has been around the US at clubs the ones in the Chicago are not very good. Now don't get me wrong the girls are attractive. However, they do not really touch and as Chris Rock says there is no sex in the Champagne Room. My friends and I almost go kicked out of there once because we were paying for girls to make out. The girls were all for it. The bouncers were not. I'd read the NW Indiana board. Some of those clubs seem to have more "action".

Good Hunting

Da Fett

**Dreamdrmm** · 12-23-05 17:07

I would like to know if anyone has any feedback on the Vip Gentlemen's club. I am interested in going and would like to know if it is worth my time.

Thanks

**JohnnyBeBad** · 12-20-05 13:46

I was out this morning at around 8am on Madison at Kenton by the viaduct. Picked up a big b/sw walking back on Monroe. Gave sone excellent head for 15. She did such a nice job I played Santa and threw her an extra 5.

**StreetDriver01** · 12-19-05 20:32

Met a WSW named Ursula on 12/17 around 6 PM on North Ave 2 blocks west of Kedzie. Got a sweet BBBJ for 40. She took her time and gave me her digits. Real cute girl. I'm definitely going to call her. I did not think she was working but came around for her when she have me the "look". There were like 4 other Johns trying to pick her up but I guess I was the lucky one. After she finished the job, I dropped her off by her car where her boyfriend was patiently waiting!