2000-2004 Archived Reports

[pussylover123]

I was robbed at Nuits de Paris when I first got here 3 years ago. It was a lot of money. I hate that old french chick and I can't believe that she is still in the business.

[MondaysChilde]

Gatsby, so sorry. The G.D. has been running that hustle for years.

Be advised: NEVER try these two places:

1. Green Door
2. Nuits de Paris

They are flagrant traps. Trust me, AVOID at all costs.

If you have any $$ left do what the other guy suggests. Kings in Jessie Alley btw 4th and 5th Sts. excel in customer service.

[Voracious]

I'm sorry you had a bad experience, Gatsby. The Green Door is a well known ROB place.

Places I'd recommend in San Francisco for a fully satisfying massage would be Golden Flower & Kings.

Golden Flower has many lovely ladies, mostly Korean, and early in the evening it's not unusual to have a dozen on the bench from which to choose. It's a clock watching establishment, though, so watch your time. You'll get the rush before 50 minutes. The clock starts to tick from the moment you enter the room.

Kings emphasizes service. You get about an hour and the girls don't like to let you leave early. This means (usually) not only a great massage and full massage satisfaction, but some GFE cuddle time as well. Not all the ladies are as young or as stunning as some of the ones at Golden Flower, but there are a couple who have been there a while who are very talented and have the best attitudes in the world. I recommend the hot tub room & Lora for a Korean style bath, followed by massage.

Be aware, that right now the heat is on, so do be careful in San Francisco. (Search the local papers for more information)

[Gatsby67]

Warning: Green Door, Sauna & Massage Parlour, Stockton Street.

I had attempted today to visit Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell (MBOF) on 895 O'Farrell street but there was a power outage in the neighborhood which meant they were closed. So was Harmony theatre 1 block away. Owing to poor judgement and lack of other available information from WSG in my pocket, I entered the premises of "The Green Door" on Stockton street. They stated that it was $50 entrance fee and that I could not see the ladies first. I showed them a $10 discount coupon I had from a local free paper which they effectively did not honor. (They then said the entrance was normally $60 and less $10 was $50, what they originally quoted me). Despite my reservations of not being able to see the girls first, in a short moment of stupidity I handed over my money. It all went quickly downhill from there. Two 50 or 60 year old American women were working and gave me unenthusiatic massages and tried to upsell me other "special" services. These women should have been paying me to put there hands on my body.

I was back on the street in less than 15 minutes (ie shortly after showering and a very short 'massage'.

Huge waste of time and money. This shop (and I'm sure there are others like it) prey on unwitting tourists like yours truly.

Here's a call for you locals to provide some more and better information on the MP scene in town. I would love to see some escort revews as well.

I'm only here until tomorrow so it won't help me, but for those who follow.

I can only hope that I save someone else from my misfortune.

[Woodman]

I just visited LisaHD (Head Doctor) in the Mission here in San Franciso. Lisa is petite auburn/lt. brown hair who is about 40-45 and has a room in a local hotel which is very convenient. She is a great lady and carries on a pretty well rounded conversation.

She provided BBBJCIMS, and has some of the best oral skills I have encountered. PM if you want her telephone number. VERY Highly recommended. Total damage was $.7

[Maltrufio]

Some friends were in town and wanted to go to MSC. I tried to talk them out of it, but they insisted. We were all extremely disappointed. I've never seen so many fat chicks in a strip club in my life. We ended up staying about an hour, hoping something decent would eventually show up. Nothing did. I didn't know it was possible to go any farther downhill, but MSC sure did.

[ChiMan II]

Just went to Springtime massage on O'farrol street downtown SF. Picked a late twenties Vietnamiese girl. Face was a 6 almost a 7. With a 7 or 8 on the body. I asked for a BBBJ. She said $200. I laughed. Told her $50. We settled on $70. She took my money left. When she came back she had a condom in her hand. I told her thats not what we agreed on. Then she put lotion on her and and beat me off trying to get away with just a HJ. I removed her hand and told her that not what we agreed on. She would not do a BBBJ. I told her just give me my money back. She refused I told her I was going to see her manager. Finally she did it. No cum in mouth. It was very good even though she only put it in her mouth 1 half inch. I guess it was the lotion from before that made it so good. This place usually has all older ladies and it is not worth it. I thik $70 for BBBJ is good. Plus house was $120 total.

[Ifnot]

Report from San Francisco.

Sun Spa is located on the corner of Geary and Hyde. Steel gate buzzer lets you in. At 5pm there were 4 ladies there, none really to my liking. I did my usual scouting routine - asking the mamasan about cash or credit card (any chatting to look around at the same time). Mamasan is worth a turn let me tell you! Nice looking 40+ lady. I left and decided to hit Rainbow.

Rainbow Spa, just off Grant Street, behind the Trenton Hotel. Steel door buzzer routine prevails. There were at least 10 service providers. Saw one to my liking, beautiful well kept body with long hair. Shown to private room.

Stand-up shower only -- with no little bag for personal valuables. Lucky I had a shopping bag to keep my wallet, watch and cell phone with me. I hate leaving stuff like that in the room.

After shower, lady comes to the room -- having now changed from the "line up" clothing into something more suited for massage action. Massage was average. Then came the soft touch route that leads to next step negotiation. Small talk all the way to communicate that I am somewhat of a regular and not LE related.

Key is to communicate that you have visited before about six months ago. She asks me what I got last visit and I told her. She then offers opening bid of $120 (FS) and I tried to negotiate down but it was not possible. What followed proved to be worth the price. She gets naked and proceeds to body massage with her nice perky tits and beautiful nipples, placing them in every strategic location. Then gets licking and ends with soft touch that teases the crown jewels. Then the flip, and the trick of placing condom in position with her mouth takes place. Very good CBJ continues till missionary ending. Hot towel, a kiss and hug and back on the street looking for a cab.

Whole deal is $50 entrance + extras.

Well worth the visit -- and a much bigger selection than I have ever seen anywhere. The interesting idea is on entry the mamasan calls a lineup to choose. I don't really care for this but if you make your mind up quickly you will not be disappointed. Of course, having made my choice I saw three others that might have been top of the list, but they appeared out of rooms while I was walking back to room #2 after the shower. I will be back.

Did not see any street action in the Wharf area. Very quiet mid week and only saw a few mid-west hillbillies with hawain shirts and big beer bellies ! Walking with there bigger belly wives. Horrible sight, but contrasted with many asian beauties who were either residents or tourists.

Hope this helps.

[ChiMan II]

Banker Boy,

Try the Rainbow spa in front of Chinatown. It is off of Grant street. The selection is better. I was there 3 weeks ago and had the time of my life.

[Banker Boy]

Report from first 24 hours in Union Square:

WOW! I'm in a nice hotel (I knew that) in a nice part of town (I guessed that) which is 5 blocks from AMP heaven (who knew!?!).

All the AMPs recommended here are like right near my hotel. Woo!

I visited Sun Spa today and spent an hour+ with "Lee". 5'7", maybe 5'8" - taller than I like, but the best of the 3-girl lineup at 4pm in the afternoon. Turns out I made a decent choice -- though only 22 and fairly inexperienced sexually (she was clumsy, her technique was far from smooth, and I don't think she knew her own body very well), she had a superb attitude. If all AMP girls had that kind of enthusiasm we, my fellow mongerers, would be very very broke As a side note: in many years of mongering, I've never really kissed any girl -- it's not my thing, and I hate lipstick (which they're inevitably wearing too much of). I must have spent 10 minutes kissing Lee -- she had amazing lips and was only wearing lip balm.

Lee did a real good job making me feel good. She took off all my clothes one-by-one, sensually and with a clever smile. She made sure my showr was fun. She got me nice and excited on the table then we did the deed in a variety of positions. After I achieved happiness, she spent the rest of the hour naked giving me a massage and trying to get me excited again (Im a "one happy ending only" kinda guy, but I appreciated her efforts). Her massage was very lame, but again, she was genuinely trying.

I was thinking about going back tomorrow, even though I want to try the other AMPs in this neighborhood.

Happy while travelling,

Banker Boy

[Member #6586]

Don't bet on it #1584, unbeknownst to me the day after the vice squad conducted there investigation we had my freind's bachelor party at The New Century. I got laid as did another member of our party and two other guys got BJ's at outrageous fees might I add.

[Member #1584]

Just a thought, if the club got caught for prostitution, isn't that a good thing? I mean, where are these strippers (that basically make their money providing "extras") gonna get the cash that they're used to making, if their work place wont let them ho' it in the club?

I'm guessing, these girls will go on the streets or provide escorting/incalls to make ends meet. Plus, they won't charge a shit load of money now that they're workin' on their own and don't have to pay off the house. I'm thinkin', expect to see some strippers on the street doin' what they do best!

[Member #6586]

I am not surpirsed by the attacks on hetero activity. This coming from a city promoting the homosexual agenda by breaking the law with gay marriage. I wonder if the left wing gestapo is checking out The All Male Nude Review & bathhouses.

[MondaysChilde]

According to the S.F. Examiner, the owners were charged w/ running a house.

I can tell you the game is over. They finally shut down the Cesspool.

You run a house, that's a felony and the landlord faces closure of the building.

Even better, one of the owners ratted out the Mitchell Bros. Theatre. I never went there - prefer the AMPs.

There yah have it!

[MondaysChilde]

LOL, someone wants to 'clean up the town'.

How bad was the hit? Get anyone w/ their pants down?

Banker, the Sun is relatively close - just walk down geary I believe;

GF is down 2nd street a few blocks.