2005 Archived General Reports

[Wylie One FL]

What's a good discreet hotel that takes cash in the Tampa/Temple Terrace area?

[Richie Sambora]

Hudson! Shit! Picked up this girl wiith boobs hanging all over the place.

US 19 and Clark Street. A tall red head, wearing farmers overall type clothes with no bra, flesh kegs spilling out, almost sqeeled the tires trying to stop to pick her up.

She hops in, no problem. I head out of there to my favorite spot and on the ride over I worked her. She says she is here for summer from Kansas.

Wow, I said, does she work like a tornado? While taking a drag off my shmogg, I said "You know that vacum like suction that the tornado produces?" She said "Sure" and winked. I grabed her tit, it was all sweaty and sqishy but felt nice in my hand.

Now why is it they all start to get a runny nose as they bend over to suck you off? Why I ask? I think there all on something? Any how she performed well and gave her a Jackson.

I dropped her off and made my way out of that god forsaken shit hole of a town named hudson (should be Pudson because that's all it is good for, getting your pud sucked). So far I have not seen the same girl twice. I think it is high turn over and a transient place.

Stay Safe all,

RDD

[Hard Working 19]

Depends on what you were looking for. Usually 2 girls working, both 40 something. Steam bath if you want. Table shower. Decent massage, with back walk. Handshake happy ending is usually a $20 tip. CBJ is $40. Some think 80-100 is not too bad for an hour of being pampered.

I went to the J-Spa just over the Gandy and Mamasan say '60 dolla for one hour'. I passed but was wondering if it were worth it. Seems steep because you have to tip for extras.

[Ralphed]

I went to the J-Spa just over the Gandy and Mamasan say '60 dolla for one hour'. I passed but was wondering if it were worth it. Seems steep because you have to tip for extras.

[Richie Sambora]

Ya'll think? this could get any worse. I went in to the shit hole Monday night (Hudson) thinking I would find drunk ho's running rampid?

I hit the beach lot. I parked the pooter mobile, up and out of the ride closed the door lit up a shmogg and looked around. I almost had a heart attack! the park has these covered benches sticky stenchy smelling seats and roofs over them, well here is this dude with his head burried in this braods lap eating her. I was walking up behind her and he could not see me cause he was busy. as I aproached they heard or spoted them hey I have a right to walk where I want as there in public place doing a ileagal act so dudes like hey what am I looking at. I said nothing not a word. I kept walking the chick was wearing one of those one piece body suits skit type deal she quickly pulled down and sat strait on the bench, so I managed to walk in to the shadows yeah like I'm on the prowl now, I have to check this out well they change location and start it again I'm thinking I need to get into that too so I'm watching and I see a couple women walk by I said to them don't go down that way they stop to ask why now these were a pair of MILF'S 50'S so I tell them one liked the idea the other played the prude. I said hmm, I like to watch that so the other agreed? I was like holly is there somthing in the water in this god forsaken Hudson so she says would I like to join them for a drink I thought to myself this old bag is digging me and I may get lucky? night was young I went for it. Now dudes, mind you I'm in the restraunt bar called Sams ***** Bar another one of those tourist trap shit holes, so the drinks did not last long as from where we were sitting about 300 ft we could see the silouette of the dude eating her out under the cabana. I had to keep turning around but those to were getting a eyefull and if I did not say anything they would not have seen them so these milf's were not nothing to write home about, but then again what ho bag is? So small talk was made and then I got bored so I popped the grand question? Spit or swallow Naturaly I get excuse me, I say where you going? She says I'm not sure I follow you? I said it again do you spit or swallow? Duded, get this: The one I thought was the prude answers she spits and rinces Ha Ha Ha! Aparently these two ladies are sisters and both from the same mom different dads so the had a resemblence but totaly night N day anyhow incase you need to know a room at the mother fucking cess pool is a C-note. yep I had to break thses two in. well. went and got the room we went up. Good thing I keep a cooler in the trunk with some cold ones for a special occasions, We went up started to undress. I laid on the bed. I striped and now there like playing hard to get. I said take your clothes of and open your mouth girls says your not shy nope here name was denise and the othe was tammy thin blonde ok looking other dirty blonde ok looking but bigger fleshkegs. I say I kneed a shmogg was a non smoking room yeah right? I new soon there pussies would be smoking. Now heres a first: Never seen two sisters eat each other out and she did not want it in her twat she wanted it in her ass the prude one, ya ya, I said gee I don't know about that! the smell bothers me. So I put it in her hole instead and she did not mind after a few mins we changed and I did the other and came soon enough and we calmed down had a drink a shmogg and talked while we stroked each other find out thats what they were looking to do that noght was hook up with a guy and fuck till morning I tell you what thats what I did then headed back home this morning after a shower and fucking thes 2 are not for hire but I may have found a couple steady ho bags to be screwing for a while but that wont stop me from mongering around all in all we ok but was bored with 2 as did not seem 2 personal but fun by the time we were done we were like old friends. Oh, BTW there oral talents were terible.

Stay Safe all

Hi,

This is just a suggestion, so please don't take it the wrong way.

I appreciate the details in your report, but I know from experience that a lot of people find it very difficult to read a report that is written as one long block of text. It's kind of like trying to eat an entire steak in one bite.

I know how this happens: You're banging away at the keyboard, putting your thoughts into the report as fast as you can write them. However, if you could hit the return key every few sentences while you're writing, and thus break your report into smaller paragraphs, your report would be much easier to read, which would certainly be appreciated by your fellow Forum Members.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Richie Sambora]

Yeah yeah. It's like this see. I am pulling up to the light at new york ave in Hudson, that fucking god forsaken wasteland of a shit hole town. When I see a sign? Says free sesion? I say could this be true or scam? Well I pull in.

I get out of my ride.

I smell engine coolant, I'm like what the fuck! wreched shmog in mouth burning my eyes. I cant see where it is comming from. I say fuck it I turn around and theres this big mother fuck-n flesh keg strut-n red head in the door way with a nighty on she says do I need some help? I say no.

I will be ok but I came to see what the free sesion about she hold the door open I sqush out my rette and in.

I go to this jack shack place so she takes me to a room where she says get comfy she will be right back.

I say fuck it I am always prepared.

I strip naked. She walks in and says well I guess you don't play around?

I say no, I do! so I smiled she smiled. ok now I'm looking at this tall red head with big fucking flesh kegs that I just need to slide my johnson inbetween.

Now get this the sign says free session, so the free part was for the time spent to get to know her a bit and find out true rates well I won't disclose those, but I think they were reasonable.

Heres the deal I slid my hand up her thigh and went right for her crack with her tit in my mouth she new from that point.

I was not johny dounut, anyway she reched over and grabed my member and strated to lightly stroke it. oh man did this feel so good.

You know some women just know how to stroke just right? .

This one did. So after like 2 min I was ready to bust a nut, so I said slow down I'm fingering away she is moaning and I had the lagest tit I have ever seen in real life in my mouth. and all I can say brother is nice flesh kegs on this broad. so she lets go of johnson n stands up she wants me to dine at y.

I say no fucking way. just like that too! she like why? cause I just met you! ha ha ha. yeah I know I was laughing when I said it to. plus who's serviceing who? so I say ya know, I need some head? she say $ I said nope and we agreed on a bit less but she got on her knees and reached under the cusion and took out a sperm bag and sliped it on and sucked me dry in like 4o seconds later I was spent.

She gave me some wipes to clean myself with and asked me to come back soon. I said if I do will she be my girlfriend she said if I come by here more often she would.

I said how many is that?

She said we'll see next time I said how much? she said couple of dead inventors will do it I said thanks.

I will think about it. not a bad deal went outside lit up a rette stood around and baked that fucker down. now I'm in hudson ride cooled down off to the beach for round 2 driving down that shit hole of clark street make a turn on dixie hwy.

I want to run by that dive mikes hole in the wall funny looking metal building the call a restaraunt bar.

When its a dive for white trash locals really the sign should say caution white trash enter at own risk!

Ok so I cruzie the lot looking up at the bar. not to much? as it's still early. ok I roll out head back to dumpsville clark street headed to the beach.

Yep hudson beach! now for all you reading this don't make the trip as it is hit or miss. ok? like I said you take your life into your own hands when entering hudson theres alot of dangerous scumbags lurking here! now as I drive into the beach.

I spot what looks like a ho bag.

I swing around back set the mirror and watch she gets picked up by a black pickup so I luck out.

I figure I will light up a shmogg and set a while.

I break open a new pack of marlboros hard pack nothing but the best wreched terible fucking shmogg for me you know? . so I spot one walking on the side walk, na to clean looking, so I decide to walk the boardwalk and smell some of that discusting warm gulf make you want to puke air! and back to the ride I went. as I aproach my ride I took my last drag from my rette and I put it out in the ash tray well I fire that mother up and pullout,

Here is this ho walking in bare feet with sandal in hand.

I make eye contact she looks smiles and it looks like the one I saw back a few weeks ago in new port richey walking on 19 hmmm I say she is direct contact looking me in the eyes and dick getting hard oh you guys know the type?

I said to her nice day as I stoped the car she like can I catch a ride? I said sure she hops in.

I'm thinking that was to easy.

I said where you going? I played it cool for a bit. asked if she smoked she said no. I said mind if I do?

She did not mind you know what I did? yep lit up a shmogg so I said where to? she said where ever I said now wait a minute? she said yeah where ever and asked where I live? now I tell no one that where I live. but I said I'de like to go for a swimm in clean water not that fucking poluted sess pool. where all them fucking boats flush the toilets in the hudson beach. discusting black ass water, shit forget about sticking your dick in a ho bag! you'll definetly catch something in that water remember your taking your life in your own hands when entering in hudson! there is not a cop to be found and dealers and local cheatin ho bag flourish ok! so I hit the holiday in.

I get a room pool side back to the car center console pull out the box of magnum condoms and standard sised and yep lube.

I am going to f the shit out of this spinner red head in every hole if posible.

I am thinking so she is game and starts telling me she will spend the whole night with me if we can get something to eat in a little while.

Now I am thinking I am not spending the whole night with you as I will be bored with you soon enough so! I hopped in the pool she waded in we were close.

I took her hand and pulled it under the water she put it in my trunks and jerked my cock. I came soon it felt good out of the pool I was ready for round 2 in the room we stripped what was left.

Oh btw there was noone else in the pool and she went in naked and she used a towel.

We went back to the room. no no no I said off the bed! she looked at me wierd? I said on the floor on your knees were shaging dogy babe.

I suited up in my armor as I use lube and 5 condoms for serious fucking as I can cum when I want like that.

And don't have to wory about breakage as I am jack hammering her and I did not want to wake the whole hotel and be reparing drywall.

I had a blast she was uncontrolable when she came she came hard and kepts saying when will I be done,

Now she did not know I suted up for the long haul and you all know less sencitive the longer you will prolong gee you all getting a education yet?

So about 4 hrs later I was thru her pussy was smoking steam was comming out unless that was the wreched smoke from my rette I was baking. she said after that fucking her pussy needed a rette too! and she laid theere and said wow! that was awesome! yeah yeah! I know I know but I was laughing as I then said when your done shmogging could you smoke me? she did not even hesitate she got up put out her rette and began to suck my cock and let me tell you that was relaxing.

I almost fell asleep more than a half hour later of some slow head and soft jerks she coaxed me to spew from my sack, and she swallowed every drop hell get this she did not give me a number but I did tip her well.

I had fun and so did she she says she can be found in npr walking 19 most of the time.

She is married and has no cell phone so cant call house she says, but I am not sure if it was her walking on 19 or another girl as this one said her name was stephy. and I did not meet the other but I will say what a week in hudson the land of the ho's and gee did I say that most were married.

Stay safe all

[Richie Sambora]

TM,

Yeah thats the place! I've seen better place but that place is a shit hole come on tell me you been there? You know the place skeives you out with the dirty railings and sticky stools and chairs ahhh! The mosqutio's they may as well calll that place Mosquito county they will fucking bite your face off let me tell you. I seen multiple opportunities there with 40 something ho bags been there 3 times and this was by far the craziest exsperience, but then again you would have to be to venture into Hudson at night.

Were talking where locals say the mail men disapear? and a drunk house wife grabs your cock and says fuck me now! you get thoughts? Keep this in mind sometimes bikers frequent this place you may find a bike ***** bag wanting to make her biker clown jelous so watch out plus locals are lo class scumm as this is how I see it.

Be careful as the last times I was there i seen most of the same exact people in the joint I'm going to go try this shit hole called the shack which is down the road a ***** told me in previous post that i may find a more mature cock sucker there.

Did you see that Mike the shit hole dock side lot you could do any thing out there and no one would see or hear. This goes to show you that in a residential hood that most of the locals have to be low class white trash as many many homes nearby and this loud smelly stick shit hole opperates and btw, while I was walking, I obseverd a dude getting blowed in his ride in the lot. Not a first for me I would expect it. Now guys you find one that you take back to your car, make sure you get a good one and get digits and give her a tip cause you know women, wheres theres $ theres a woman with her mouth open.

Stay safe.

All I need a shmogg.

[Tampa Monger]

Rawdealdude, you are one of a kind. Very entertaining, once deciphered. This place you went to in Hudson was Mike's Dockside, right?

[Richie Sambora]

Here's the deal CRUZED THAT GOD FOR SAKEN shit hole of a town and the strip going to the beach a few times, final drive I drove to the parking lot and hung out for a bit and just watched.

I seen the same car come around like 6 times, heres a guy making a drop looking for his carrier, So I'm there 25 min he makes six rounds 3 wreched smogs later and some vizine in my right eye it drys up do to the smoke and helps it not burn so much, while I am burnin, so here comes this funny looking shit box of a car again would you belive it's the same fucking retard as the last time with the toilet of a chrysler convertable " who knows what he thinks he has there " fuckin stupid looking car and worst yet. leo cruze thru the lot soon as I saw the beacons I got out and walked from my ride hit the sidewalk and strolled, JUG HEAD drove on thur faster than a viet nam vet popping pills (not that there is anything wrong with that) but you know thats fast, gone a few minutes pass I am sitting on the wall and observing things, people around me. I look over to the hotel, out comes a chick from one of the rooms at the top floor she heads down the stairs and walks out on to the otherside of the building. I head to the car get in and figure she may be going for the dumpster and I headed out, well I paced the time just right got a name nichole and she hoped in. When I hit the stop sign seems theres a pay phone there and she was on it when I drove to the stop sign and she hung up rolled her eyes.

I said need a ride? She hopped in my ride. I offered her a shmog and I lit up took a calming drag off my but blew it out the corner of my mouth. I should have blown it out my ass AS I just hit gold on this one brother, dark blonde bimbo here. pouty lips, nice ass, and yep you guessed it? DO YOU SPIT OR SWALLOW?

This one was about 25 as I asked her she says boyfriend beats her and was hospitalised (what else is new? ) as she had splint on her fingers, Well I guess she is not going to jerk johnson with that fucking thing on her hand. I said that to her she smiled and said who needs hands. I said ok go for it notice how smooth this is going?

Well it's about to take crash- n- burn dudes. I get to like 52 which is a mile south headed for the shopping center lot and NOW SHE DECIDES TO TELL ME THAT HER NOSE HAS BEEN BLEEDING ALL DAY and she hopes it dose not start bleeding now! DUDE? SSS fucking pulled UEY (U-TURN) headed back to the trash bin of HUDSON pun intended trash bin yeah thats where I picked her up, trash bin, in trash hudson near the trash beach and I continue to trash the shit hole it is! . fucking whac ass ***** bleeding shit in my ride. dude! I was going to through her out of the shit box just like good night IRENE. . fucking blood all over the place, so I guess I better head out, cause not going to get anyone else in that ride with that mess in there. I headed to winn dixie bought some bleach and zep 505 rubber gloves. I headed to the car wash opened the door bleeched it and 505 and a power washer from the driver side door and blew it out the pasenger side.

I just fucking BLITZED THE FUCKING THING. I dushed it out sort to speak (LAUGHIHNG) GOT A FIX NEXT TIME THOUGH plastic seat covers. ok check it out. I head back last night park the ride get out and walk sit on the wall and look around here comes this car with a middle aged women in it. She IS really standing out because she gets out of the car dressed to the nines with a white tight ass dress on smoking hot looking. She is on cell phone. She says I am here which room are you in, I heard her say. This prepy ass looking republican fern bush dude steps out of a room and he waves to her.

She has a bag in hand and heads up there go in closes door get this? . I light up a shmogg and take a hit she draws the shades yep we know whats going down in there.

I stick around to see if she will do the one hour thing, NADA she comes out in 30 min she is headed down the steps. I take A long drag off my rette drop and squish it out. I walk towards her she looks n smiles. I said hello, yep you guessed it? spit or swallow? only this time I ask one more cause up close she looked really good at it, burb? with a question? she comes out with this weird face and say's?

What? I glance down in the bag DUDES! she has a dildo's in the bag and other goodies. Oh yeah she is a call girl. She says did you just say what I think you just said.

I said yes. She says to your room now! . Now to you room! kinda fast and trying to hurry me. I say I don't have a room she says get one. I say no way! rooms here have to be exspencive but boy did she look good. I said let me have your number? she gave it to me. I will let yall know what happens KATELYN what she called herself. She's like40 something or 50 but smoking hot gave me a 813 area code digits. let me take the dive. She says 2 dead inventors is the donation cool! will use her for a dry wall hammer.

So no luck tonight, but Like I said HUDSON IS NOT A HO TOWN IT'S CHICKS IN TOWN WANT TO BE HO'S. so I head over to this shit hole called MIKE' S shit hole. head on in pull up a stool and order up a beer. I glance around bunch of locals looks like chick comes to the bar she orders a drink. I light up a rette she askes for a light? I say whats your name? she say debbie. I say yeah. I put my hand on her leg she says what are you doing? I said I'm checking the merchandise, she's like where am I from? I say what you writing a book? I say burb spit or swallow? she almost choked on her drink and says you have a car? I said yeah why?

She gets up and says lets go. I just start walking out. She is with me. DUDES NO SHIT HERE REALL SHIT. In my hole of a car token ON a shmogg, she say do I do hits? I say what hits? She says hits? I say no. so she jones-en for some shit. I say well? she says fast get your dick out? so I do it but thinking bbj or cbj to myself? I hate when there abouit to suck you off and there nose starts to run, I hate it. Well she just cupped my balls and held my cock tight at the base and sucked my head man I came in 20 seconds. She wanted me to fuck her. I said no can do. oh dude she got weird on me. and started to shout, and I said calm down. she said she never has done this before and has been married for 20 years and her husband is a asshole and has not had sex in 2 years (like I beleive that) ho? ho? ho? I said you suck dick to good to buy that.

Well she changed faster than women with two identities, dudes look out this one is a doosey, you want to know why her husband is the asshole and has not fucked her in 2 years because she has herpes, and get this? remember the bleach and 505? / yeah you guessed it? I used it on my johnson,

Shmog in corner of my mouth and spray bottle in hand. let me tell you that shit burned and it's starting to peel but just a slight chemical burn, all in all I believe it is physcological, and so far I pee strait. well we will have to see. I tell you if your not rolling I sure am. I think back and I am laughing my asss of at these past days and nights /. driving out of there I spot two ho bags south 19 in the lil champ lot strolling. it's hit or miss. first time I seen leo there but I guess thats exspected with a shit hole town like that I tell you once the lights come on you take your life in your own hands there kinda like tampa only smaller alot smaller lots of drunks good luck Stay Safe all, and don't forget the 505 and bleach.

[Richie Sambora]

Now! Let me start off by thanking our host for not posting the last 7 posts, and I'm sharing that with you all that I am being silenced even on here? I can't let yall know where the ho's are if I am being silenced. If you all read this, I will not waste my time posting if there going to be deleted. Yes and these are capitals! Now you want the lowdown on the chicks, tell the boss to let it roll!

Between 3 pm and 6 is when you'll find the ho's in Hudson, and there not unhealthy street walkers there, just ho's who know how to get quick money from the old farts crusing the beach. Also, you head down to NPR you'll find them there too! But there you'll find your big mother fuck-n, ass kiss-n, political ticket given assholes, power ego tripin flat foot, jug head sport-n, dounut eat-n good ole boy just waiting to bust your ass. Click it or ticket, what kind of shit threat is that? Like I said, yall want me to keep posting will do! But thats not fair that the last ones I tried to post got booted. Yes, and Hudson has been dead lately but thats because I had said in previous posts that most of these chicks are gypsys and they travel with the season looking for work.

Stay safe all.

Good luck,

RDD

[Medic69]

BrWanderer,

RTFF

thehoggster,

I think Kwick Kuts is urban legend. No one has ever reported anything substantial on that place.

[BrWanderer]

Hey y'all,

I'm gonna be in Tampa for the weekend with a bunch of friends. Can anyone suggest the best strip bars around town. I've been to mons once before .. is there anything better? I'm not looking into chasing SW's when I'm with friends anyway.

Thanks

[TheHoggster]

Need some help saw some posting previously about a hair cut place, believe it was called Kwick Kuts that had some back room action, can anyone let me know the location and if they are still in business, best times to go, etc?

Thanks guys!

[W Smithers]

Thought you guys might like to know that I just completed a nice little encounter with the famous Kassie of St. Pete. Why am I posting this in the Tampa forum? Because I picked her up on Florida, north of Fowler this morning.

She didn't explain why she was there, just that she is usually over in St. Pete, which is what tipped me off as to who she is.

Very nice. Not a GFE, but still nice.

Waylon

[Tango91]

Around 11 a.m. yesterday, driving south on US19, past the hudson ave intersection, took a right on Clark st, drove all the way to Sam's beach, strolled on the beach, cruised side streets, drove north on dixie hwy ,up and down on Hudson ave, saw nothing, nada. Saw one possible provider strolling by on hudson ave near US 19 S, but she could have been a regular chic and not a provider as she totally ignored me (or maybe because I am too ugly). Saw lots of retired old people walking on clark street as well as the beach. It would seem to me that these old folks would chase any possible providers away or alert LE.