Happiness

[Lknfrpssy]

Cherry got one pretty face. Her body was tiiiight a couple of years back during the Empire days. I still remember being introduced to her after a Layla session. Pause mmmmmmm. She looked at me like she was starving and I was a peice of fried chicken. Her passion on the kissing side, fookin amazing, has subsided since then, so I'm not as Interested. On the other hand, Sugar, seen again today, is absolute perfection. Bribery may get somewhere, but ordering way ahead, like a day ahead would be a better bet. Sugar is a weekly requirement for my sensory diet. You'll see why if you finally connect. Just keep trying.

Thanks for the tip. I will keep trying. Maybe the bruddahs downstairs can run up and make the appointment for me. They're definitely running something. I was wearing an aloha shirt and shades, and they looked spooked when they saw me.

[DrMajikLuv69]

Thanks for the report. Jackie was always a solid provider when at Nirvana. Perhaps the pace at Happiness takes a while for her to get used to. Hope she gets better soon.

Thank you SpoodrikBrad1, Lot of the better girls at all the AMP have many great reports about them, and logically the spectacular girls have many spectacular reports on them. The not so good have nothing much written about them. Mongers can go to the Nirvana thread and check it out for themselves. If she is great and solid, there should be at least some or a little reports Jackie in the Nirvana thread, but there are none. Example: Sugar, Dallas, Miki, Camm, Joy, Yuri, Mina, Kayla all have tons of great reviews in their respective AMP threads. Then there are some like Junko (who Ive never seen) that is so great, she has her own thread dedicated all to herself. Where are Jackies solid reports? Logically some of the less popular have less reviews. In the Nirvana thread, there are no great reports on Jackie. Sorry I just want to point out the informative facts for new mongers and senior mongers to use as a guide. Hope this makes sense. I'm not refuting what you're saying. Just stating there are no good reports on Jackie in the Nirvana or Roses threads. The bottom line is if a girl is so great logically she will have many glowing reviews; Jackie has none. Best regards. If she so great I am willing to give her a second chance for redemption. Its up to her.

[Redneck 1]

So I've been out of the loop for a bit. Where are people advertising now that BP is gone?

Here you go: http://cityxguide.com/c/honolulu.

[LocaLoppa]

Sugar known BBFS, but both she and Nicole have reports of cfs, so it's YMMV.

Oh so sugar is doing BBFS now?

[SpoodrikBrad1]

Thanks for the report. Jackie was always a solid provider when at Nirvana. Perhaps the pace at Happiness takes a while for her to get used to. Hope she gets better soon.

Mahalo Keoni, you are on point regarding there are a lot of sexy providers at Happiness. You are also on point regarding new providers and returning providers can become mediocre. It's rare that that happens tho. Keoni maybe I should take your advice and see mama afterwards too! Happy are you reading this. (Smile).

The THIRD variable was the time, or Jackies lack of executive functioning skills to plan and manage time accordingly knowing that 10-15 minutes already went by. When I got to Happiness it was quiet and not busy at all. I always arrived to my appointments minimum ten minutes EARLY as respect to the girl, establishment and the potential monger after. I understand how things can get backed up. Thus never late.

Mama puts me in the room closet to the shower. (My favorite room) Nobody in the shower because you can hear the water running if someone was in the shower. So I give the mama the HF and I wait the room looking at my phone for approximately two minutes, then Jackie enters. She apologizes for the wait, I said don't worry I'm actually 10 minutes early. After she entered the room the door bell rang 4 more times in the span of a few seconds apart. Jackie stated it got really busy right after you came. I said I know. (Yep, optimism is my super power and joy luck is my shadow.)

Jackie goes to check the shower and now both showers are busy. She apologies. Okay busy showers are variables that kind of, sort of can not be controlled. (I understand that). She said we can talk story now, but she does NOT make any eye contact and stated with her own words that she is shy, especially around handsome men. (Hmmm okay) I'm not a super model, but thanks anyway for the PRS. Jackie said, shower is busy we can talk story. (Hmm I'm thinking that no real guy goes to the AMP and pays $$ to talk story in the room.) LOL.

Majority of the mongers do not go to the AMP to talk story. If you want to talk; then we can talk after our session in the kitchen or outside the room, or maybe go grab a cup of coffee. Or maybe you can text me later, but the AMP room is reserved for one purpose, and that purpose is fucking.

Other potential viable option; was maybe start the massage and when a shower opens up then we can go to the shower. However Jackie did not implement the other viable option of massage. Instead Jackie wanted to talk story.

(Thinking OMG.) Last week in the kitchen you did NOT want to talk and on the way up the stairs when you were talking story outside Happiness by the stairwell with your two friends from the other AMP that recently shut down; I cheerfully initiated salutation and you did NOT say a word, but now want to talk story. (Hmm that does not make any sense.) As shared most mongers don't want to waste their time or $$ in the room talking story.

However AFTER a few wasted minutes; instead of talking we initiated some gentle and sensual LFK and DFK. Happiness plays music in the background; I've mastered the art of keeping track of the number of songs that go by and used that to measure the time. I noticed two songs go by; so I know during our conversation and some LFK DFK in the room that 8 to 10 minutes have gone by.

Another better option is she could have told the mama NOT to start the clock because I was early and the showers were busy. We have a 10 minute cushion! This would have been the Best Practice. This best practice would have been a good measure of her honesty and integrity. Jackie kept apologizing for the unavailable showers and said I will make this up, but how can you make up for lost time on the clock? The only way to do that is to RESET the clock. Jackie could have said we wont start the time yet. We have a ten minute cushion. This time issue was variable number THREE. She could have reset the clock because we had the time as I shared I cushioned the clock by arriving early out of respect for her and the establishment.

We finally get to the shower, and I did not want to waste anymore time. I'm not much into TS, so I wanted to standup shower. At other places with no TS, such as Rejuve, Kison, Blue Star, CC, CHM, etc most of the time the INITIAL shower is a self shower and maybe the ending shower the girl will join in. Jackie was not a help not a help in the shower, felt more like a hinderannce. It felt like she was dragging out the shower. Let's conserve water and get back to the room already. We already wasted 10-15 minutes because the showers were not available to begin with.

We finally get back to the room, and 15-20 minutes have gone, then Jackie suggest we start with a massage. All the other All Stars END with a massage if MSOG is not on the menu. Her inability to plan the session was another STRIKE.

So the massage was okay at best. She should ask Leii or Kimmy regarding techniques on HOW to massage. Felt like the massage was just a delay tactic. Jackie stated herself that she is trying to get use to the pace of this place referring to Happiness. I asked Jackie, Is it too busy or is it too fast for you? Jackie says yes.

The FIFTH factor or strike; she excused herself out of the room again. Although for no more then a minute. Still not acceptable.

Finally after 20 to 25 minutes of a lame massage. She begins a BBBJ. After a couple minutes, I suggest 69. She wanted to do reverse 69 where the guy is on top. Strike SIX. Not my favorite but okay I will go with the flow. During the reverse 69, Jackie BBBJ got toothy. Strike SEVEN, and her thighs really began to squeeze together as to position me out of DATY Reverse 69. Strike EIGHT.

This website is to share unbiased experiences. I hope that mongers will be able to use a NSA honest play by play report to make informed choices when selecting girls at Happiness. I hope Jackie will learn from this experience and use the information to plan and manage time in the room better. I hope that you mongers have learned something from my experience with Jackie. Guys SAVE your money and SAVE your time. Jackie is NOT Happiness caliber for All Stars. Too be continued dot dot dot.

[DrMajikLuv69]

First off Mahalos to those that continue to the contribute to the Happiness thread. Second a lot of our Expectations as well Results can be compared with these Reports. I love going to Happyland, a lot sexy providers that are consistent that become All-Stars.

Thus brings me to the New Providers and Returning Providers. I try to be optimistic and careful on recommendations there are few reports to compare with. Returning Providers can become mediocre and disappointing. I try to see mama afterwards my meeting good or bad especially if there are new or returning. They will take Most of all reporting gives a perspective to other fellow mongers.

Again Much Mahalos To DrMaJikLuv69 for your report.

Mahalo Keoni, you are on point regarding there are a lot of sexy providers at Happiness. You are also on point regarding new providers and returning providers can become mediocre. It's rare that that happens tho. Keoni maybe I should take your advice and see mama afterwards too! Happy are you reading this. (Smile).

The THIRD variable was the time, or Jackies lack of executive functioning skills to plan and manage time accordingly knowing that 10-15 minutes already went by. When I got to Happiness it was quiet and not busy at all. I always arrived to my appointments minimum ten minutes EARLY as respect to the girl, establishment and the potential monger after. I understand how things can get backed up. Thus never late.

Mama puts me in the room closet to the shower. (My favorite room) Nobody in the shower because you can hear the water running if someone was in the shower. So I give the mama the HF and I wait the room looking at my phone for approximately two minutes, then Jackie enters. She apologizes for the wait, I said don't worry I'm actually 10 minutes early. After she entered the room the door bell rang 4 more times in the span of a few seconds apart. Jackie stated it got really busy right after you came. I said I know. (Yep, optimism is my super power and joy luck is my shadow.)

Jackie goes to check the shower and now both showers are busy. She apologies. Okay busy showers are variables that kind of, sort of can not be controlled. (I understand that). She said we can talk story now, but she does NOT make any eye contact and stated with her own words that she is shy, especially around handsome men. (Hmmm okay) I'm not a super model, but thanks anyway for the PRS. Jackie said, shower is busy we can talk story. (Hmm I'm thinking that no real guy goes to the AMP and pays $$ to talk story in the room.) LOL.

Majority of the mongers do not go to the AMP to talk story. If you want to talk; then we can talk after our session in the kitchen or outside the room, or maybe go grab a cup of coffee. Or maybe you can text me later, but the AMP room is reserved for one purpose, and that purpose is fucking.

Other potential viable option; was maybe start the massage and when a shower opens up then we can go to the shower. However Jackie did not implement the other viable option of massage. Instead Jackie wanted to talk story.

(Thinking OMG.) Last week in the kitchen you did NOT want to talk and on the way up the stairs when you were talking story outside Happiness by the stairwell with your two friends from the other AMP that recently shut down; I cheerfully initiated salutation and you did NOT say a word, but now want to talk story. (Hmm that does not make any sense.) As shared most mongers don't want to waste their time or $$ in the room talking story.

However AFTER a few wasted minutes; instead of talking we initiated some gentle and sensual LFK and DFK. Happiness plays music in the background; I've mastered the art of keeping track of the number of songs that go by and used that to measure the time. I noticed two songs go by; so I know during our conversation and some LFK DFK in the room that 8 to 10 minutes have gone by.

Another better option is she could have told the mama NOT to start the clock because I was early and the showers were busy. We have a 10 minute cushion! This would have been the Best Practice. This best practice would have been a good measure of her honesty and integrity. Jackie kept apologizing for the unavailable showers and said I will make this up, but how can you make up for lost time on the clock? The only way to do that is to RESET the clock. Jackie could have said we wont start the time yet. We have a ten minute cushion. This time issue was variable number THREE. She could have reset the clock because we had the time as I shared I cushioned the clock by arriving early out of respect for her and the establishment.

We finally get to the shower, and I did not want to waste anymore time. I'm not much into TS, so I wanted to standup shower. At other places with no TS, such as Rejuve, Kison, Blue Star, CC, CHM, etc most of the time the INITIAL shower is a self shower and maybe the ending shower the girl will join in. Jackie was not a help not a help in the shower, felt more like a hinderannce. It felt like she was dragging out the shower. Let's conserve water and get back to the room already. We already wasted 10-15 minutes because the showers were not available to begin with.

We finally get back to the room, and 15-20 minutes have gone, then Jackie suggest we start with a massage. All the other All Stars END with a massage if MSOG is not on the menu. Her inability to plan the session was another STRIKE.

So the massage was okay at best. She should ask Leii or Kimmy regarding techniques on HOW to massage. Felt like the massage was just a delay tactic. Jackie stated herself that she is trying to get use to the pace of this place referring to Happiness. I asked Jackie, Is it too busy or is it too fast for you? Jackie says yes.

The FIFTH factor or strike; she excused herself out of the room again. Although for no more then a minute. Still not acceptable.

Finally after 20 to 25 minutes of a lame massage. She begins a BBBJ. After a couple minutes, I suggest 69. She wanted to do reverse 69 where the guy is on top. Strike SIX. Not my favorite but okay I will go with the flow. During the reverse 69, Jackie BBBJ got toothy. Strike SEVEN, and her thighs really began to squeeze together as to position me out of DATY Reverse 69. Strike EIGHT.

This website is to share unbiased experiences. I hope that mongers will be able to use a NSA honest play by play report to make informed choices when selecting girls at Happiness. I hope Jackie will learn from this experience and use the information to plan and manage time in the room better. I hope that you mongers have learned something from my experience with Jackie. Guys SAVE your money and SAVE your time. Jackie is NOT Happiness caliber for All Stars. Too be continued dot dot dot.

[Trainmassif]

So I;ve been out of the loop for a bit. Where are people advertising now that BP is gone?

[Trainmassif]

I had been with Sugar once. Love her slender body though I always prefer natural bobs. She seemed a little rush, mechanical and not into it in the beginning. Not sure if she was having a bad day. But she warned up as actions went on.

She did asked me if I wanted cover or not (of course not). Nice service and I lost it when I had her in K9 seeing her slender body and grabbing her tiny waist.

I will repeat. I think I caught her on a bad day so it didn't start off as I expected but she became more relaxed and personable later in the session. I think it will only get better with her the more I see her.

Oh so sugar is doing BBFS now?

[Joe Blows]

It also means "Fuck My Bank Account" among the young-uns these days. Ironically it could also apply to the mongering hobby.

It means Fuck Me Back Attitude 😵

DrMajikLuv69 has invented several unique acronyms that should be included in the abbreviations list since he posts many reviews and uses his own acronyms extensively.

[Blake123]

I've had both many times. Both Sugar and Dallas are PSE GFE. I love Sugar's looks especially her body. YMMV but Dallas for me is just little more FMBA. Minus the FMBA from Dallas and both are pretty even RE: PSE service and attitude.

I can't help but wonder- what the hell is FMBA? It's not in the abbreviations, so how is anyone supposed to know what you're talking about?

It means Fuck Me Back Attitude 😵

DrMajikLuv69 has invented several unique acronyms that should be included in the abbreviations list since he posts many reviews and uses his own acronyms extensively.

[ProfessorGun69]

Thank you Mondo. I am glad you had a good time with Jackie. However as shared I hope my honesty can be appreciate. I'm sure you never ever had a bad end of YMMV at Happiness.

This sight is a guide for mongers and I will be posting the rest of the Factors and Variables that contributed to the low YMMV report soon. I just want to be fair and objective so mongers or first time mongers can use the information knowing it was honest with NSA. Happiness got cameras in the kitchen, they also got cameras outside the establishment. You can review the camera footage with happy and see for yourself Jackie's body gestures and body language. I have no reason to make this up.

One again thank you. I understand YMMV. There have been 27 other girls at Happiness that I have seen over the last three years. Most all of them are minimum of three-peat girls and a lot of them are ten-peat girls. Some of the girls stuck around for a short time therefore handful may of been a one night stand type of girl. Anyway in the last three years I have never had a bad experience like this. As I wrote below in variables ONE and TWO, I'm laid back and always initiate salutations because of my optimistic nature. I understand that these girls are human being. I am a gentleman and treat each girl with the highest respect. However the camera footage can show that Jackie was not as reciprocating. Sure maybe she had a bad day? However as I shared I met her a week ago, and she had the same body language; the display should have been a red flag but as I shared she was highly recommended. I'm just sharing this honest feedback so other mongers can use this information objectively.

Respectfully submitted,

DrMajikLuv69.

Sorry to hear that you're time with Jackie was not good. I have been with Jackie once at Roses and it was an average session. Nothing great. BBBJ, but CFS different position for the whole hour. Not much eye contact. She is a shy person. I have not tried her since she moved to Happiness.

[HiPickle]

I finally got to see Cherry yesterday, after make two appointments previously, only to have mama tell me that I didn't have an appointment. Cherry is cute, Lucy Liu-ish, about 26. She let me dine in 69 as long as I wanted. On goes the cover and did it in standing mish. Got soft due to feeling under the weather. She made me lie down, took the cover off, and blew me back to life. She cowboy'd til I came. She asked if I wanted a massage, and I told her, "no. " She asked, "why? Looking disappointed. So cute. I told her I had to go to work, but wifey was actually getting off soon. 8/10/10.

Does anyone know if I show up at 8 am and bribe mama with $50, she'll set a firm appt w / Sugar?

Cherry got one pretty face. Her body was tiiiight a couple of years back during the Empire days. I still remember being introduced to her after a Layla session. Pause mmmmmmm. She looked at me like she was starving and I was a peice of fried chicken. Her passion on the kissing side, fookin amazing, has subsided since then, so I'm not as Interested. On the other hand, Sugar, seen again today, is absolute perfection. Bribery may get somewhere, but ordering way ahead, like a day ahead would be a better bet. Sugar is a weekly requirement for my sensory diet. You'll see why if you finally connect. Just keep trying.

[SDNutz50]

I can't help but wonder- what the hell is FMBA? It's not in the abbreviations, so how is anyone supposed to know what you're talking about?

'Fuck Me Back Attitude'.

See the Service and Attitude vs Looks thread post #13.

Stay Safe.

[Lknfrpssy]

Sorry for the double post. After I uploaded the first post, a message came up saying that I was not logged in or had been banned.

[DrMajikLuv69]

Sorry you didn't have a very good time with Jackie! I don't know whether you got the short end of the YMMV because she was having a bad day, or she thought you were someone else or just bad chemistry, but it sure doesn't sound like the Jackie I know. I've seen her a number of times and each time has been better than the one before. And the first time was a real fuck-fest! The 30 minute table shower was one for the books! She went straight into DFK, DTBBBJ, great nuru action with almost uninterrupted eye contact! It got really good when I slipped in little Mondo- all juiced up with nuru gel! She was not only down with everything I had in mind, she also introduced me to a couple of freaky positions I had never seen before. Not very shy! We went a little over and when I left she smothered me with juicy kisses! I guess I was lucky to get the high end of YMMV, but I have read a number of other good reviews!

Thank you Mondo. I am glad you had a good time with Jackie. However as shared I hope my honesty can be appreciate. I'm sure you never ever had a bad end of YMMV at Happiness.

This sight is a guide for mongers and I will be posting the rest of the Factors and Variables that contributed to the low YMMV report soon. I just want to be fair and objective so mongers or first time mongers can use the information knowing it was honest with NSA. Happiness got cameras in the kitchen, they also got cameras outside the establishment. You can review the camera footage with happy and see for yourself Jackie's body gestures and body language. I have no reason to make this up.

One again thank you. I understand YMMV. There have been 27 other girls at Happiness that I have seen over the last three years. Most all of them are minimum of three-peat girls and a lot of them are ten-peat girls. Some of the girls stuck around for a short time therefore handful may of been a one night stand type of girl. Anyway in the last three years I have never had a bad experience like this. As I wrote below in variables ONE and TWO, I'm laid back and always initiate salutations because of my optimistic nature. I understand that these girls are human being. I am a gentleman and treat each girl with the highest respect. However the camera footage can show that Jackie was not as reciprocating. Sure maybe she had a bad day? However as I shared I met her a week ago, and she had the same body language; the display should have been a red flag but as I shared she was highly recommended. I'm just sharing this honest feedback so other mongers can use this information objectively.

Respectfully submitted,

DrMajikLuv69.