2005 Archived Reports

[Parker Ave]

Action tonight on Wabash. Saw 3 WSW's around 11pm. One walking south, dirty looking blond. Two near the BP station with dark hair.

Then went up over the bridge on memorial. LPD EVERYWHERE. So I retreated back tword Wabash, and Sheriffs patrol cars everywhere. One followed me down Yeats, south along Chestnut, and them for 1/2 a mile on New Tampa Hwy. Thank you to the lady driving the other way with her headlights out for getting rid of him for me. He pulled her over, then there were 2 LPD units with a guy pulled over up by the Circle K near Airport road, so I was like tonight all the cops are out bag this.

[Parker Ave]

Thursday morning. 730am.

Action along Parker Ave by the county building near Ingrahm. The lady that looks slightly mexican was walking in a black leather coat. Then an older WSW was walking Parker from Mass all the way to Lakeshore. I was not into the face, but some guys might like she had large cans.

Then the girl that is always behind Advance Auto Parts or in front of the little black supermarket over by Ohio and Memorial was out.

[Parker Ave]

Streets were ded tonight in Lakeland. Heard about a local incall though but could not get digits. I'll keep you all posted.

I have seen a lakeland number on an ad in one of the Tampa free-be mags. I don't have a copy of one right now but if I go to Tampa this week I will back-channel (IM) you that info.

[Parker Ave]

I was out of state most of December.

On Christmas day I saw the girl I have posted about before, real skinny, short hair, wanted me to meet her in the laundry room of an aptartment place one time. She used to hook on Stella and Gilmore by Parker Ave, then she was hooking out of a house on Vermont north of the Amscot and motel up by Garden Ave. I saw a lot of police activity there one day so I figured she was in jail. Anyway, saw her on Parker between Mass. and Florida, I think getting a Christmas meal at the homeless places with some other women I see walking the street. That was 300 pm. I came back by at midnight, but there was a bunch of police activity behind the motel near amscot, and on Iowa and Vermont south of Memorial, so I never got off memoral, just continued home.

Monday around 400 pm I saw a blond woman, probably mid 30's, walking down Bon-Air tword the motel on Lake Parker. She gave me a long stare, but I didn't investigate any further, I had stuff to do.

Tonight around 200 am, fugly stuff out. One old lady in a blue dress with her black gentleman friend Vermont just South of Memorial, and another old lady with grey hair Parker Near Mass.

I would think with the cold temps at night noon to 800 pm would be prime time right now.

PA

[Fun Fella]

Streets were ded tonight in Lakeland. Heard about a local incall though but could not get digits. I'll keep you all posted.

[Jeep 95]

Tuesday night (8:30 pm) I was on my way home and decided to swing through Lakeland. I see a girl on Vermont Ave just north of the motel that looked to good to be out there on the first pass. I swung around and didn't notice any PD anywhere around, so I slowed down and she almost didn't get the door open she hopped in so quick. She pulled up her shirt right away asked me to touch her boob, I complied.

She is 24 or 26, maybe 95 pounds, nice skinny body, face is ok. I thought a pretty good find. She says she is hungry and hasn't slept for 3 days. I ask her what she wants to eat and If Wendy's will do. She is all excited. Take her to wendys get her dinner. She says she will do "everything" for two jacksons. I tell her we can go to one of my rentals within a mile of the wendys that has a couch and table and chairs, it is just a little messy. She says cool. from wendys to the place she falls asleep. I get her there and she eats, tells me that she has been here two months and plans to leave for back home (Michigan I think) next tuesday.

So she finishes eating, comes over to the couch and gets undressed, has the cutest little smoking hot body (I love little petite women with A cups) and lays down. Tells me to feel her all over and kiss her where ever. So i am feeling her up and she keeps falling asleep. I am not about to mount someone passed out, that is rape. So I wake her up and she is mumbling about her friend will be coming back soon to the room. I am like we aren't at your motel. She passes out again so I am like F it let her sleep. It gets to be midnight, I am like forget this I have to go home. So I wake her up and I am like "we have to drop you off remember?" She starts, "I was waiting for you I am ready to go." Some ready to go, she was laying naked on the sofa. So I help her get dressed and I am thinking I am not giving her $40 for sleeping, I might give her $10.

So I drive her to the motel, she falls asleep and wakes up when she leans over and hits my arm like 6 times in 4 miles. We get to the motel and I am expecting where is my money and I was ready to throw a $10 her way. I wake her up "Hey we are at the motel." She gets up and hops out saying something about "I'll be back in 15 minutes." I don't care if it was Tera Patrick, I am not sitting in the parking lot of that motel for no one. Also tells me that the sleeping and being out of it wasn't an act, because if it was an act it would have ended then with some money demands. I was slightly dissapointed I didn't get to hit it one time, but I was happy with the amount of play I got for a $5 Wendy's value meal.

PA

That is 1 funny story.

[Fun Fella]

Guys Mandy is gone I think. Have not seen her in days. My balls have been aching for that body but no find. Think she went back to Michigan.

But I found her friend (in a dream I had last night of course).

And she looked a lot like the girl in the pic attached.

Fun Jackson for BBBJCIM. Could not find a quiet spot for FS and I was being paranoid.

She says she was best friends with mandy. Dip Dog me forgot to ask wheres Mandy...duh

Cute face. Loves pics taken. It seems like the cute fresh ones you can only find once in a while while the other scarry lookin hos are all over. That is lame.

She gave me her name but you know how it is guys when your johnson is being held by a cute little thing and she tells you her name. You tend to forget.

C'mon guys I know Im not the only dude in lakeland seekin some tang. Post up boys. Anyone know any incalls in the area or has anyone ever tried the lakeland escorts in the pages? PM me with some details PLEASE.

OK Funfella out.

Enjoy the pic guys, sorry about the brightness.

[Fun Fella]

So I had this great dream last night. Here goes.

Well I finally caught up with her. Mandy the Narcoleptic HO. Parker was right she fell asleep in my car. Got her home FS and everything else. Hot little body and enthusiastic. SHes hangin a lot behind the Amscot. Said she was leaving on Tuesday for Michigan. I said are you sure? She said well maybe. Sounds like shes just dreamin. I aksed repeatedly about diseases and of course she said no but I wore a raincoat so hope I live. She said she was a dental assistant I told her I was excited to hear all about it after I squirt all over her face.

I didnt have to give her Wendys but I did contribute some protein.

She says she is rooming with another HO. At that hotel just up the hill fom Amscot. She said she was off the street for a few days becasue a guy TASERED her for not giving him FS for free. Crazy life these chicks live.

She has a "Business Manager" I asked her how that deal works. She said it is like a "Team thing and he takes a percentage". SHe even told me about one of her "regulars' who is a local LE dude. Nice.

All in all she was fun, friendly, and accomodating. She has AA chest, I think she weighs about 90 lbs, shaves, and her face is OK. No stretchmarks, or other signs of infection. Couple tatoos. TINY!

Im out of town for a while. Keep me posted with all the fun.

Stay Safe Guys

[Ralphed]

Interesting story. She either had a condition or trippin'. Good judgement BTW on the rape thing. She would've created a big fiasco when she woke up and all of a sudden demanding $$$$$.

Probably would've did the deed before the food that way she wouldn't have stunk like Wendy's burgers.

[Parker Ave]

Tuesday night (8:30 pm) I was on my way home and decided to swing through Lakeland. I see a girl on Vermont Ave just north of the motel that looked to good to be out there on the first pass. I swung around and didn't notice any PD anywhere around, so I slowed down and she almost didn't get the door open she hopped in so quick. She pulled up her shirt right away asked me to touch her boob, I complied.

She is 24 or 26, maybe 95 pounds, nice skinny body, face is ok. I thought a pretty good find. She says she is hungry and hasn't slept for 3 days. I ask her what she wants to eat and If Wendy's will do. She is all excited. Take her to wendys get her dinner. She says she will do "everything" for two jacksons. I tell her we can go to one of my rentals within a mile of the wendys that has a couch and table and chairs, it is just a little messy. She says cool. from wendys to the place she falls asleep. I get her there and she eats, tells me that she has been here two months and plans to leave for back home (Michigan I think) next tuesday.

So she finishes eating, comes over to the couch and gets undressed, has the cutest little smoking hot body (I love little petite women with A cups) and lays down. Tells me to feel her all over and kiss her where ever. So i am feeling her up and she keeps falling asleep. I am not about to mount someone passed out, that is rape. So I wake her up and she is mumbling about her friend will be coming back soon to the room. I am like we aren't at your motel. She passes out again so I am like F it let her sleep. It gets to be midnight, I am like forget this I have to go home. So I wake her up and I am like "we have to drop you off remember?" She starts, "I was waiting for you I am ready to go." Some ready to go, she was laying naked on the sofa. So I help her get dressed and I am thinking I am not giving her $40 for sleeping, I might give her $10.

So I drive her to the motel, she falls asleep and wakes up when she leans over and hits my arm like 6 times in 4 miles. We get to the motel and I am expecting where is my money and I was ready to throw a $10 her way. I wake her up "Hey we are at the motel." She gets up and hops out saying something about "I'll be back in 15 minutes." I don't care if it was Tera Patrick, I am not sitting in the parking lot of that motel for no one. Also tells me that the sleeping and being out of it wasn't an act, because if it was an act it would have ended then with some money demands. I was slightly dissapointed I didn't get to hit it one time, but I was happy with the amount of play I got for a $5 Wendy's value meal.

PA

[Parker Ave]

Sunday 1130pm.

WSW corner of Wabash and New Tampa Hwy. Looked in her 40's. At first I thought she was just walking to the motel or tword Chestnut but I noticed her turn and look at every car going by as I waited to turn north on Wabash.

WSW walking across the Kathleen Rd/CSX overpass on Memorial. She was on the westbound side walking westbound tword the propane place. Skinny, nice body, nice hair, hair was covering her face and I was going 45 MPH the other direction so not a good look at it.

Then the girl I have mentioned a dozen times on eastbound sidewalk of memorial walking east between Texas and MLK. I believe she lives on Texas according to another landlord who has stuff across the street. She looks to be losing some of the weight she had when I first started seeing her back around this summer. Must be all the walking she does. She is wearing out the sidewalk between the Discount Auto and MLK.

PA

[Parker Ave]

Sorry for the lack of posts in the Lakeland section. Since the stupid Wilma hurricane I have been running around crazy (to quote Larry the cable guy) "like a 3 legged dog trying to bury a turd on an icy pond."

I am hoping after the 1st week of December I will be able to scout Lakeland to see if there is anything left.

PA

[Parker Ave]

nothing out last night just 2 skanks by walgreens.

[PokeHerFaceJon]

I dreamed last night that I was driving down S. Florida by the McDonalds by Just north of the theaters and all of a sudden a 19 yo blonde bombshell came walking out of the dining room while i was IN THE PARKING LOT. So I asked if she needed a ride and she jumped in the car like lightning.

Usual are you LE no are you? Stuff. Then went to her house not far away and we walked into the door she gets on her knees grabs mr. winkie and starts this incredible BBBJ like she has been starved of the stuff for years. I lean back wondering what i did for this stroke of luck.

She grabs me by the dick and walks me to her room, takes off clothing, and we do everything. Yes, everything. I thought I was in heaven while in greece. 2 pops and i was beat.

Not a scar, belemish, zit, stretch mark or other unsightly thing on her 115# body. perfection. When done she asks if I could help her with some groceries. UNREAL. I obliged.

She said I could stop by any weeknight and that she sometimes hangs out around the mcd's looking for dates. Wow. I will try to gets some photos next time I dream this.

Wow.

Any Digits?

[Fun Fella]

I dreamed last night that I was driving down S. Florida by the McDonalds by Just north of the theaters and all of a sudden a 19 yo blonde bombshell came walking out of the dining room while i was IN THE PARKING LOT. So I asked if she needed a ride and she jumped in the car like lightning.

Usual are you LE no are you? Stuff. Then went to her house not far away and we walked into the door she gets on her knees grabs mr. winkie and starts this incredible BBBJ like she has been starved of the stuff for years. I lean back wondering what i did for this stroke of luck.

She grabs me by the dick and walks me to her room, takes off clothing, and we do everything. Yes, everything. I thought I was in heaven while in greece. 2 pops and i was beat.

Not a scar, belemish, zit, stretch mark or other unsightly thing on her 115# body. perfection. When done she asks if I could help her with some groceries. UNREAL. I obliged.

She said I could stop by any weeknight and that she sometimes hangs out around the mcd's looking for dates. Wow. I will try to gets some photos next time I dream this.

Wow.