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10-04-17 07:43 #2410
Posts: 235Links are bad, M'kay?
I don't know how many times people post links without photos or screenshots. Links suck. They expire, or the ad is deleted, and days / weeks / months later a new monger is asking about the same provider because details are lost. Post a screenshot, and a full review already!
Windows: alt+printscreen or the snipping tool.
Mac: command+shift+4.
Smart Phones have this capability as well.
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09-26-17 14:56 #2409
Posts: 646Twins,
Tosha Day, told this same story.
BG,
Originally Posted by Avagddu [View Original Post]
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09-25-17 19:03 #2408
Posts: 154Question
Would a Speedway location be a potential point of concern? Might Seinfeld's Uncle be more likely to be spotted there?
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09-18-17 20:49 #2407
Posts: 294Indy Rain
This was worth price of admission today!
Originally Posted by Sarag [View Original Post]
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09-18-17 19:16 #2406
Posts: 36Kick to the balls
Originally Posted by RonBurgIndy [View Original Post]
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09-18-17 12:19 #2405
Posts: 428Vegas and an Unexpected Visit from Aunt Flo
While in Vegas, a lady named Sexy Seven (see http://sexyse7en.escortfiles.com) visited me for a late nighter at my hotel room. Everything was going fabulously when her Aunt Flo showed up for an unexpected visit. She was super apologetic about this! So she cleaned me up and herself too, then she finished me orally, including CIM. I was afraid the hotel would charge me for ruining a set of sheets, but I never heard anything about it! FWIW, I would see her again!
The next night, I was awakened by a commotion from next door. The guy must have met a lady downstairs in the casino and had his hands all over her on the way up in the elevator. She was bitching him out for this in the hallway, then the adjacent room. Things calmed down for a bit and the business part of transaction must have happened, then. He couldn't get it up!! He must have been kind of wasted, because this lady proceeded to scold him for about 30 minutes, then left in a huff. I opened my room door to size her up, and she immediately turned around and proposed that she 'come in for a drink' but I said, "sorry sweetie, you're not my type" and closed the door. Besides, I had much more fun the next night with Brianna Wildman!! (see https://twitter.com/briannawildman).
Originally Posted by RonBurgIndy [View Original Post]
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09-18-17 11:57 #2404
Posts: 91It's actually quite beautiful in Vegas today, however
Originally Posted by RonBurgIndy [View Original Post]
About a year and a half ago I get a call from a guy asking if I do ferishes. Because that's such a broad category I asked specifics. Well the guy tells me he likes stinky feet. I've heard this one before. He proceeds to ask if I could put on some old shoes and walk around in them before he got there. Of course I said "sure" while in my mind clearly thinking, "he's not going to show", but hey I wasn't busy so on the off chance he would I put on some sneakers and went about my business. I'll be damned in he didn't show up in a brand new Tesla wearing a $1000 suit looking mighty fine.
And then it gets strange. Comes in side and he strips butt naked instant hard on and takes his belt off and proceeds to put it around his neck and starts to tighten it. Once I picked my jaw off the floor I said "umm I know we talked about stinky feet, (and with a stutter) but I don't do 'that'.
Calmly he replied, "that's ok, you aren't even going to touch me". "I just want to lay on the floor smelling and licking your feet while I jack myself off". Which he proceeded to do as he tightened the belt more. He did his thing, I got paid, and I have one weird ass memory to share.
And it didn't even involve a fax machine. LOL.
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09-18-17 11:55 #2403
Posts: 375How much time do you have?
I could tell you some stories about my bad experiences. You might wonder why I still hobby. But I do it because I am a perv. And because you do meet some very nice providers. I will PM you one of my stories but it would be interesting to see if others would be willing to share.
Originally Posted by RonBurgIndy [View Original Post]
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09-18-17 10:16 #2402
Posts: 235The Worst
Anyone have a worst / weirdest provider rant to share? It's a rainy Monday and we could all use some good reading material. And. GO!
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09-15-17 21:32 #2401
Posts: 421Originally Posted by Sarag [View Original Post]
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09-15-17 01:33 #2400
Posts: 375Anybody else get turned on?
Or was it just me?
Originally Posted by Sarag [View Original Post]
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09-14-17 20:32 #2399
Posts: 116Long time
Originally Posted by Avagddu [View Original Post]
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09-14-17 16:06 #2398
Posts: 91Oh come on now
Originally Posted by INTravelingMan [View Original Post]
So as I sit in a pool in Phoenix where it was 111 yesterday I'll relish the memories of fail proof reliable equipment as I sit with a smile on my face and a stiff one in my hand as I swallow.
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09-14-17 00:36 #2397
Posts: 375My preference
Is not to use fax machines as they are outdated and leave those darned lines on the documents. And I especially do not like to use them in the bathroom as that could lead to problems like electrocution.
But more importantly, I prefer it when a woman swallows it and looks sexy instead of stupid.
Originally Posted by Sarag [View Original Post]
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09-13-17 23:43 #2396
Posts: 91Siri hates me
Originally Posted by Nimda2 [View Original Post]
Anyhow I have them take any personal belongings, apparently even fax machines Nimba, in the bathroom with them.
Also I was replying to this post.
Originally Posted by Playwithme483 [View Original Post]