The Prickyard

**Sarag** · 12-21-17 08:26

Originally Posted by IndyGuy123 [View Original Post]

You do offer a good point. If that big coke head SW Amanda can get ready in 10 minutes after being picked up from the local street corner, any lovely lady can achieve it.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

That mister mister in the ass check showing skin tight mini was in such a hurry that his lipstick was smeared and if photographed could have passed for a bad run of a blow up doll?

**Sarag** · 12-21-17 08:22

Originally Posted by Untchbl [View Original Post]

Stop ruining my fantasies. I also know for a fact that I called one of you heathens at the last minute and your were as pleasant and wet as when I called 3 days in advance.

So nana nana boo, stick your head in doodoo.

Well I admit I've seen your junk and even have pictures but do not believe I have carnal knowledge of how it works. But in case I'm mistaken should I contact a certain drag queen that shaves her chocolate starfish to stick my head in some doo doo?

**Sarag** · 12-21-17 08:19

Originally Posted by DaveRue [View Original Post]

I've had meetings and such get canceled last min and found myself with a little time. I've has some success with providers being available. Although I don't expect her to be ready at a dropnof a hat. I did have one provider tell me that she had a last min cancellation too. I just happened to make contact about a min or so after she got the news. So it worked out well for both of us. Sometimes the universe aligns the stars just right. I just don't count on it though. And as always I try to be respectful.

Peace.

Dave.

About providers who are or who are not available in 30 min or less but rather a client getting pissy if you can't be ready. Most clients are polite and say thank you but others are asses. Those are of whom I believe she speaks.

**Sarag** · 12-21-17 08:15

Originally Posted by Hotforty [View Original Post]

I seem to recall hearing about that party as it was at a time that I could not make.

But video is. LOL.

"Cause tonight is the night, shaved my left ball and my right. ".

**IndyGuy123** · 12-21-17 00:35

Originally Posted by Kyussfan [View Original Post]

I seem to recall having my dress, stockings, hair and makeup done in just under 5 minutes at someone's birthday party, and Amanda was all dolled up in no time, as I recall.

You do offer a good point. If that big coke head SW Amanda can get ready in 10 minutes after being picked up from the local street corner, any lovely lady can achieve it.

Sincerely Signed,
The Biggest Prick in the Yard.

**BobUp** · 12-20-17 17:45

Originally Posted by LancePkrbttm [View Original Post]

One of these days I'm going to delete all the pictures of hookers on my phone.

That's one way to go personally I'd just buy more storage.

**FloridaHunter** · 12-20-17 17:16

Hey there. I totally understand that you providers have a life. I do as well. I have a pretty demanding schedule as well. I don't think I have the correct contact information for you any longer. I have been attempting to schedule an appointment with you via text and phone call since November 30th. I'm assuming I just got lost in the shuffle of the holidays.

Hopefully we can meet up soon?

Originally Posted by JoJoBlondie [View Original Post]

Why is it so hard to grasp the fact that not all girls are sitting around all day in full makeup and lingerie waiting for anyone to just randomly call?? **Different providers categorize themselves in different ways for a reason. *.

When they tell you they need notice, they don't mean 30 minutes. Search the streets or go to a massage parlor or even search the sister site to check availability!! To get your fix. Most would gladly give a recommendation to girls that are available if they aren't, but don't get mad when she can't drop everything because you need to get off. Call someone that can. Some of us have lives too! SHOCKER!

**LancePkrbttm** · 12-20-17 15:28

One of these days I'm going to delete all the pictures of hookers on my phone.

**Emme33** · 12-20-17 15:19

That was epic!

Originally Posted by Kyussfan [View Original Post]

I seem to recall having my dress, stockings, hair and makeup done in just under 5 minutes at someone's birthday party, and Amanda was all dolled up in no time, as I recall.

I don't see what takes you women so long to get ready. I've seen glaciers move faster than some of you girls. LOL!!

Kyussfan.

**DaveRue** · 12-20-17 15:15

Originally Posted by Kyussfan [View Original Post]

I totally see where you're coming from. I myself like lots a time allowed by both parties to get ready in order to make our experience the best that it can possibly be.

Do remember however, that most of the world doesn't think this way. That's why there's always 30 cars in McDonald's drive thru, and Amazon prime offers same day delivery. People are lazy and they want everything right now. So you ARE limiting yourself to the amount of clients that you see by not offering the "Ready in 30 minutes or it's free" special like Domino's Pizza used to do. LOL!

Not saying you're wrong, just saying.

Kyussfan.

I've had meetings and such get canceled last min and found myself with a little time. I've has some success with providers being available. Although I don't expect her to be ready at a dropnof a hat. I did have one provider tell me that she had a last min cancellation too. I just happened to make contact about a min or so after she got the news. So it worked out well for both of us. Sometimes the universe aligns the stars just right. I just don't count on it though. And as always I try to be respectful.

Peace.

Dave.

**Hotforty** · 12-20-17 14:44

I seem to recall hearing about that party as it was at a time that I could not make.

Originally Posted by Kyussfan [View Original Post]

I seem to recall having my dress, stockings, hair and makeup done in just under 5 minutes at someone's birthday party, and Amanda was all dolled up in no time, as I recall.

I don't see what takes you women so long to get ready. I've seen glaciers move faster than some of you girls. LOL!!

Kyussfan.

**Kyussfan** · 12-20-17 13:24

Originally Posted by JoJoBlondie [View Original Post]

Why is it so hard to grasp the fact that not all girls are sitting around all day in full makeup and lingerie waiting for anyone to just randomly call?? **Different providers categorize themselves in different ways for a reason. *.

When they tell you they need notice, they don't mean 30 minutes. Search the streets or go to a massage parlor or even search the sister site to check availability!! To get your fix. Most would gladly give a recommendation to girls that are available if they aren't, but don't get mad when she can't drop everything because you need to get off. Call someone that can. Some of us have lives too! SHOCKER!

I totally see where you're coming from. I myself like lots a time allowed by both parties to get ready in order to make our experience the best that it can possibly be.

Do remember however, that most of the world doesn't think this way. That's why there's always 30 cars in McDonald's drive thru, and Amazon prime offers same day delivery. People are lazy and they want everything right now. So you ARE limiting yourself to the amount of clients that you see by not offering the "Ready in 30 minutes or it's free" special like Domino's Pizza used to do. LOL!

Not saying you're wrong, just saying.

Kyussfan.

**Kyussfan** · 12-20-17 13:13

Originally Posted by Sarag [View Original Post]

LOL. Nor do we drive to outcalls wearing some sexy lingerie or sit around the house 24/7 wet and horny. And frankly, "can I "cum" to you" isn't cute or enticing.

I seem to recall having my dress, stockings, hair and makeup done in just under 5 minutes at someone's birthday party, and Amanda was all dolled up in no time, as I recall.

I don't see what takes you women so long to get ready. I've seen glaciers move faster than some of you girls. LOL!!

Kyussfan.

**Emme33** · 12-20-17 12:06

I can be ready in 20 minutes notice. To change into something sexy and put something on to answer the door in.

JoJo is correct, we do have lives outside of what we do here.

Originally Posted by JoJoBlondie [View Original Post]

Why is it so hard to grasp the fact that not all girls are sitting around all day in full makeup and lingerie waiting for anyone to just randomly call?? **Different providers categorize themselves in different ways for a reason. *.

When they tell you they need notice, they don't mean 30 minutes. Search the streets or go to a massage parlor or even search the sister site to check availability!! To get your fix. Most would gladly give a recommendation to girls that are available if they aren't, but don't get mad when she can't drop everything because you need to get off. Call someone that can. Some of us have lives too! SHOCKER!

**IndyLana** · 12-19-17 21:09

Originally Posted by JoJoBlondie [View Original Post]

Why is it so hard to grasp the fact that not all girls are sitting around all day in full makeup and lingerie waiting for anyone to just randomly call?? **Different providers categorize themselves in different ways for a reason. *.

When they tell you they need notice, they don't mean 30 minutes. Search the streets or go to a massage parlor or even search the sister site to check availability!! To get your fix. Most would gladly give a recommendation to girls that are available if they aren't, but don't get mad when she can't drop everything because you need to get off. Call someone that can. Some of us have lives too! SHOCKER!

Preferred short notice like that but, I've just quite the boring life this past year LOL. Not much going on in my world! That's why I'm super excited to move and have New Places and New Faces!

You were always a Doll JoJo and nothing but kind and thoughtful to me! Keep your Sassy attitude girl, I think it makes you even that much more sexy!

Play Safe why'all ✌.

Lana.