The Prickyard

[IndyAnon]

Is there such a thing? Nobody on this board has found one or they wouldn't be here looking. There must be a reason why Inndy1 said she was a sweetheart even after her unkind words. He even stuck up for her in the next couple of posts. One reason is he is a good monger with a kind heart. The other reason is he is most likely aware of some issues she is having that he feels are none of your or our business. Sometimes senior mongers know things that others don't so you have to trust their opinion. He is not happy with her, but he understands the issues of a young lady. So listen to the wisdom of the board, read between the lines, and gain some humanity.

By the way her skinny ass is pretty damn good. If you prefer something larger then that's great but why cut her down when you have never even seen her?

By the way Jordan is an escort on USA Adult Classifieds Ads so reviews good or bad should be posted in that forum or the escort forum. This is not a general topic. It just makes it easier for Newbies to search the various forums for the right type of provider and information.

He is kissing ass in order to not burn bridges. Simple enough.

[Jjbee62]

Gee Johnny, I'm sorry I tried to smash your twinkies at recess. It is shit like this that makes me glad I'm going back into retirement next week. And by the way, telling him to knock it off is kind of redundant. Knocking it off is what he does and why he is here.

Besides, I might have leprosy, in which case telling me to "knock it off" is incredibly insensitive.

[Freckle Freak]

That used to not be a requirement for my dick to be in it, but it seems to be these days. Must just be getting old, at least I wish that is what it was.

However some minds, like yours and mine, are ageless but just plain tired of all the BS that gets our grey matter old. The problem is the grey matter has nothing to do with the blood flow in the smooth muscle in the penile arteries. Damn glad my freckled GF was able to resolve both last night.

[Freckle Freak]

She tells you to go fuck yourself and you call her a sweetheart after she does you like that? I haven't had the pleasure of meeting her overrated skinny ass, but I would bet my life she isn't all that she thinks she is. A sweetheart. Lmao.

Is there such a thing? Nobody on this board has found one or they wouldn't be here looking. There must be a reason why Inndy1 said she was a sweetheart even after her unkind words. He even stuck up for her in the next couple of posts. One reason is he is a good monger with a kind heart. The other reason is he is most likely aware of some issues she is having that he feels are none of your or our business. Sometimes senior mongers know things that others don't so you have to trust their opinion. He is not happy with her, but he understands the issues of a young lady. So listen to the wisdom of the board, read between the lines, and gain some humanity.

By the way her skinny ass is pretty damn good. If you prefer something larger then that's great but why cut her down when you have never even seen her?

By the way Jordan is an escort on USA Adult Classifieds Ads so reviews good or bad should be posted in that forum or the escort forum. This is not a general topic. It just makes it easier for Newbies to search the various forums for the right type of provider and information.

[Freckle Freak]

You may want to get a part-time job as a greeter at Wally World.

They don't hire perverts like me and Ilapp. However there is a very freckled check out girl that my girl took a fancy too. Should I thank Wally?

[Freckle Freak]

I'm pretty new to the forum, so it's news to me that those sites are scams. I also already looked up Tiffany in this thread and didn't find the Tiffany I was looking for, so knock it off.

The Newbies and First Time Posters Blog was created for newbies like you SwordStuff. The one question about scam sites is clearly answered in the Newbies blog, see the link below. Now try reading the rest of it so you don't have to tell others to knock it off.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...=1#post2716984

[StillNotMe]

That used to not be a requirement for my dick to be in it, but it seems to be these days. Must just be getting old, at least I wish that is what it was.

You can't get a heart-on?

[Ilapp]

Can we really call it a retirement? Aren't these more like extended vacations? Of course, you have been around USASG Inc long enough that you must have a shit ton of vacation built up. In your retirement (or extended vacation) you may want to get a part-time job as a greeter at Wally World. There will be plenty of MILFs and young hotties there.

IG.

That used to not be a requirement for my dick to be in it, but it seems to be these days. Must just be getting old, at least I wish that is what it was.

[Ilapp]

In all seriousness, what asshole smashes twinkies! What did those delicious cream filled yellow dye number 5 cakes ever do to you? I mean there is school yard bullying and then there is way over the top torture such is what you speak of. I think that speaks volumes about your character. In the infamous words of Apu from the Simpsons, "Silly customer. You cannot destroy a twinkie". Now I demand an apology to all us old fat balding hostess lovers! BTW, SwordStuffSwallower, quit being a pussy.

Enough said.

[Kyussfan]

Can we really call it a retirement? Aren't these more like extended vacations? Of course, you have been around USASG Inc long enough that you must have a shit ton of vacation built up. In your retirement (or extended vacation) you may want to get a part-time job as a greeter at Wally World. There will be plenty of MILFs and young hotties there.

IG.

I thought retirement for us old farts meant we're out of Cialis and the doctor won't call in for any more until this time next month. Any thoughts on this?

[IndyGuy123]

glad I'm going back into retirement next week.

Can we really call it a retirement? Aren't these more like extended vacations? Of course, you have been around USASG Inc long enough that you must have a shit ton of vacation built up. In your retirement (or extended vacation) you may want to get a part-time job as a greeter at Wally World. There will be plenty of MILFs and young hotties there.

IG.

[StillNotMe]

Gee Johnny, I'm sorry I tried to smash your twinkies at recess. It is shit like this that makes me glad I'm going back into retirement next week. And by the way, telling him to knock it off is kind of redundant. Knocking it off is what he does and why he is here.

In all seriousness, what asshole smashes twinkies! What did those delicious cream filled yellow dye number 5 cakes ever do to you? I mean there is school yard bullying and then there is way over the top torture such is what you speak of. I think that speaks volumes about your character. In the infamous words of Apu from the Simpsons, "Silly customer. You cannot destroy a twinkie". Now I demand an apology to all us old fat balding hostess lovers! BTW, SwordStuffSwallower, quit being a pussy.

[Ilapp]

Gee Johnny, I'm sorry I tried to smash your twinkies at recess. It is shit like this that makes me glad I'm going back into retirement next week. And by the way, telling him to knock it off is kind of redundant. Knocking it off is what he does and why he is here.

[IndyGuy123]

If you easily have your feelings hurt by someone giving you shit, you are in the wrong place. Not trying to chase you off but it is what we do. Sometimes you would think that many of us are a bunch of high school buddies still giving each other shit over the things we did 30 years ago. It ain't you, we all give and take.

I am questioning whether or not you searched the forums as you said. Both the busts websites and Tiffany have been reported on a number of times and I found each of them with a 1 word search. If you are new to this hobby or just to this forum, I would highly recommend reading the Newbie thread in its entirety.

I'm pretty new to the forum, so it's news to me that those sites are scams. I also already looked up Tiffany in this thread and didn't find the Tiffany I was looking for, so knock it off.

Indy Guy.

[Jjbee62]

I'm pretty new to the forum, so it's news to me that those sites are scams. I also already looked up Tiffany in this thread and didn't find the Tiffany I was looking for, so knock it off.

Of course this is all news to you, because you didn't RTFF. Being new here doesn't excuse you from putting forth just a little effort and that means you should RTFF. How much you read is up to you. At the very least you should read back 10 pages in the threads that apply to you and 20 pages in threads you're most interested in. This will help in many ways. You will get a grasp of who's who, very helpful in deciding to take the plunge based on someone's review.

You'll also find answers to questions you didn't know to ask, such as the one I responded to. You also learn which girls are scam artists and which ones go above and beyond, or below and around back.

If you don't have the time, make time. Otherwise, how can you expect anyone else to take the time to answer your questions?