The Prickyard

**Kyussfan** · 07-11-16 19:19

Originally Posted by FreckleFreak [View Original Post]

I am posting this here because it will probably start a skirmish. So she is clean and free of BF's huh? Well then how come when I am in the area where she resides, and she has resided in many areas, I see her with the same DUDES that she was with before. One was, by her words, the BF and the other the brother. I don't set up an appointment and show up, I just show up. Also I have seen the same vehicle that her last pharmacist owned stopping by. Oh and for those of you that want to call me a stalker, well she used to reside near me and my stopping by was to and from my spatial estate. I did not go out of my way to "Stop By".

Yup, they all are clean when we are there, then we leave!

Freckle, freckle! Have the dreams of dotted bodies clouded your judgment?

Leslie probably knows hundreds of guys who drive a triple wet candy apple red 1984 Caprice Classic with 28 inch gold Dayton's. It doesn't mean they're all Lilly's reps! You need to trust Leslie like I do.

Like I'd trust Michael J. Fox on my team as we played the game of Operation. Or carrying glass bottles of liquid nitro glycerin.

You've got to have more faith Freckle!

Like my faith that nothing bad would happen if I chewed on rusty razor blades and then gargled Charlie Sheens' man mayonnaise, as Magic Johnson made his Johnson magically make my brown eye blue. Black and blue.

Trust man, it's all about trust! Peace and love, peace and love!

**Freckle Freak** · 07-11-16 14:40

Originally Posted by Niceguy52 [View Original Post]

I have been seeing Leslie on a weekly basis. She hasn't posted since Monday on backpage, but is available. The rumors are untrue. There is no bf or family members around when you see her. She is ddf. She is a spinner and loves bbbcim with swallow. Great in all positions but she does like missionary the best. Likes pounded hard. She like dato as well, giving and receiving. She offered greek which I took advantage of, but she doesn't do it on a regular basis so YMMV. Give her a try guys. You'll love it. If you can't find her ad PM me.

I am posting this here because it will probably start a skirmish. So she is clean and free of BF's huh? Well then how come when I am in the area where she resides, and she has resided in many areas, I see her with the same DUDES that she was with before. One was, by her words, the BF and the other the brother. I don't set up an appointment and show up, I just show up. Also I have seen the same vehicle that her last pharmacist owned stopping by. Oh and for those of you that want to call me a stalker, well she used to reside near me and my stopping by was to and from my spatial estate. I did not go out of my way to "Stop By".

Yup, they all are clean when we are there, then we leave!

**Freckle Freak** · 07-11-16 07:26

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Here's the deal FF, I like you, I really like how involved you are in the forum and that's a good thing.

Don't tell guys they can't post stuff. Don't ever tell guys they can't post stuff that's not against the rules. I told you that you didn't have a dog in this fight and you don't.

If you do this again you will leave me no choice, Discouraging Members from Posting two times means I have to ban you, no exceptions brotherman.

We have a photo removal policy this photo didn't qualify. I'm generally sympathetic when a chick writes me about this issue, you have no dog in this fight.

Because it's a fight thread doesn't mean all the rules are suspended. DMP is NEVER suspended, guys feeling they can post stuff that doesn't violate the rules is the lifeblood of this site.

A2

**BigGuyUAteMe** · 07-10-16 00:27

Hey! Just as long as your not putting that fromunder cheese on them white castles, from under your balls?

BG,

Originally Posted by Kyussfan [View Original Post]

Well, Kitkat says I have a sexy butt, and I DO have long hair. Since most of us seniors actually ARE seniors, poor vision might make me look like Kate Hudson.

And the good news is, all it takes to get in my pants is a sack of White Castles!

Or Ren & Stimpy action figures.

**Kitkat1** · 07-09-16 22:24

Originally Posted by Kyussfan [View Original Post]

Well, Kitkat says I have a sexy butt, and I DO have long hair. Since most of us seniors actually ARE seniors, poor vision might make me look like Kate Hudson.

And the good news is, all it takes to get in my pants is a sack of White Castles!

Or Ren & Stimpy action figures.

You have a very sexy butt Not sure your ready for Kate Hudson, let's just stick to genie in a bottle.

**Jjbee62** · 07-08-16 19:34

Originally Posted by Kyussfan [View Original Post]

Well, Kitkat says I have a sexy butt, and I DO have long hair. Since most of us seniors actually ARE seniors, poor vision might make me look like Kate Hudson.

And the good news is, all it takes to get in my pants is a sack of White Castles!

Or Ren & Stimpy action figures.

I'm having some bad flashbacks. My last wife had long hair and looked like Stimpy.

**Kyussfan** · 07-08-16 18:32

Originally Posted by BigGuyUAteMe [View Original Post]

I was told Freckle Freak only likes freckles on his ladies not men, but Kyussfan if your going to draw freckles on your back, go ahead an add some titties and see if that helps!

BG,

Well, Kitkat says I have a sexy butt, and I DO have long hair. Since most of us seniors actually ARE seniors, poor vision might make me look like Kate Hudson.

And the good news is, all it takes to get in my pants is a sack of White Castles!

Or Ren & Stimpy action figures.

**BigGuyUAteMe** · 07-08-16 15:55

I was told Freckle Freak only likes freckles on his ladies not men, but Kyussfan if your going to draw freckles on your back, go ahead an add some titties and see if that helps!

BG,

Originally Posted by Kyussfan [View Original Post]

Dammit! WHY am I always out of popcorn during the best ones? All I've ever wanted was to enjoy a nice hot bag of Orville Redenbacher, while watching a good fight. But no. I'm always out when it happens. I feel like dipping a wire brush in lacquer thinner, chucking it in my cordless drill, then reaming out my urethra as I hum the theme song to Hardcastle and McCormack.

Oh, and Freckle, if you ever teach Ilapp all those cool tricks with his phone, then maybe one of you two can show me. I'll even draw freckles on my back if it'll help.

Thanks for listening everyone.

**Freckle Freak** · 07-08-16 14:02

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**Freckle Freak** · 07-06-16 17:13

Originally Posted by Jcat69 [View Original Post]

So I have a date with Sabrina. The only reason I knew she was back is because of FF's post. In this case, that was a helpful, valid post. Thanks bro!

Jcat would you please stop Bantering, er, sorry Jjbee, I mean Reparteeing.

**Jjbee62** · 07-06-16 10:37

Originally Posted by LancePkrbttm [View Original Post]

It seems to some don't think posts other than link, price, menu belongs in the forum. I'm fairly (or grossly) guilty of fluff and banter outside of the yard. But it's not fighting so I've misinterpreted the grey area. So do we need a chatty Kathy thread? Perhaps we could call it the Indiana Hysterical Society? (Walked the canals Sunday thought of that when I went by the Indiana Historical Society).

A person with zero posts that contain menu and price and only 3 posts that contain any useful information. Normally I wouldn't say anything, but 1) I'm an asshole, and 2) I'm allergic to hypocrisy.

I really don't think the banter is a problem, it adds a bit of personality to the thread. Otherwise it reads like the livestock report: "In other news, BBBJ was down 2 points and the islands were volatile in light trading. At close, COB rallied and finished strong. ".

The problem is when people (guilty) start fighting back and forth, usually over petty differences.

**Jjbee62** · 07-06-16 10:17

Originally Posted by FreckleFreak [View Original Post]

Tattoos don't Pop Out in black lights like freckles do!

Oh BTW stop bantering with me please!

Black lights aren't always a good idea.

And from now on, all banter will be replaced by repartee.

**LancePkrbttm** · 07-06-16 10:13

Originally Posted by FreckleFreak [View Original Post]

Oh BTW stop bantering with me please!

It seems to some don't think posts other than link, price, menu belongs in the forum. I'm fairly (or grossly) guilty of fluff and banter outside of the yard. But it's not fighting so I've misinterpreted the grey area. So do we need a chatty Kathy thread? Perhaps we could call it the Indiana Hysterical Society? (Walked the canals Sunday thought of that when I went by the Indiana Historical Society).

**Freckle Freak** · 07-06-16 07:56

Originally Posted by LancePkrbttm [View Original Post]

Although there is another alternative: Tattoo freckles. FF, I have the feeling that you would still be able to tell the difference on a double blind taste test between real freckles and this alternative man made freckle creation.

Tattoos don't Pop Out in black lights like freckles do!

Oh BTW stop bantering with me please!

**LancePkrbttm** · 07-06-16 01:31

Originally Posted by Kyussfan [View Original Post]

I tried this out on my Samuel Adams, and now he looks like Howdy Doody with smallpox.

I don't recommend.

Wait! I'm going to call him Mark Spitz from now on!

Beats just peeling the label off while you drink from the bottle!