The Prickyard

[Kyussfan]

The guys on the massage forum are discussing the little critters they picked up at AMP's, and the post below is talking about shrimp. I just want to say that once I thought I had a case of crabs, but it turned out I only had 23 of them.

Kyussfan.

[KJohn58]

I completely got lost in this male testosterone exhibition? Comical.

Has anyone else made it to Red Lobster for the shrimp fest. You can't beat it for $20 and all the shrimp you can eat? Those cheese biscuits are to die for!

Life's to short, take your favorite provider out for a great meal, it's almost Christmas.

[TheTalos]

Wishing to avoid unnecessary drama I decided to post my comment here in the yard.

If one reads 'Escorts list of pet peeves', clients with poor hygiene and bad smells is on top of that list. Take a shower, put on freshly washed clothes and drive directly to the appointment. One to "less than three hours" after washing up is grungy. Stealing and then smashing her phone was out of line.

[WreckItRight]

I know I let some of you down the last several months. I used the last several months since discovering the forum to build credibility and get to know many of you. I know now my behavior turned irrational and unreliable. This reached a peak when I was arrested for dui while driving home from a meeting a couple months ago. In paranoia I broke my burner phone when I was pulled over. Because of this I can no longer contact those of you I know outside of here because I do not have your numbers anymore but I wish to say sorry. I hope to hear from those of you I got to know but if I do not I don't blame you. This was my own fault.

You re better off trust me LOL.

[Indy Bobby]

I know I let some of you down the last several months. I used the last several months since discovering the forum to build credibility and get to know many of you. I know now my behavior turned irrational and unreliable. This reached a peak when I was arrested for dui while driving home from a meeting a couple months ago. In paranoia I broke my burner phone when I was pulled over. Because of this I can no longer contact those of you I know outside of here because I do not have your numbers anymore but I wish to say sorry. I hope to hear from those of you I got to know but if I do not I don't blame you. This was my own fault.

[WreckItRight]

Yes, I'm going to get on my soapbox again. I'm the prick here.

Quotes from Massage Parlor Reports:





I also have to add that I laugh most times that someone posts that the MT is young and in her early 30's. Yes, very rarely it is true, but it is WAY more common for them to lie about thier age or for a monger to totally misjudge, which is part of the fantasy. So many times I have asked age and they think for a moment and then say an age in thier young 30's and it is obviously not true. I guess since I have spent so much of my life surrounded by Asians I can see thier ages better than most. (BTW I suck and guessing white women's ages and maybe I just suck at guessing ages all together.) It is pretty obvious that most of the proclaimed 32-36 year-olds are well into thier 40 and some even into thier 50's (and I am not talking early 50's).

Also, I'll bring this up again. I wish people would explain experiences and share objective information about looks rather than the #/10 rating system. Describe the massage and the type of teasing. Pressure, time, areas focused on, anything that you had not experienced before. And as far as the MT, height, approximate tit size, perky // saggy (which is somewhat subjective), size of areola or nipples, describe her eyes if you liked them, her voice (high pitched, screechy, soft, seductive) and how she spoke during the massage, during the extras if she was petite, boney, had love handles, etc. There are a lot of things that can be described. Yes some of those are subjective but the is way more objectivity than young and 9/10. Your 9/10 may be my 2/10 and visa versa.

Stepping off the soap box (for now).

I've learned not to go in AMPs they are all Kind of questionable looks wise. I tried it a few times and I can do better in the wild. Its the same in the sugar baby forum NOT CALLING ANY NAMES but. A few certain individuals will post a link to the Frankenstein looking girl? You know the ones who's pussy looks like that storm on Jupiter? Not sure it even is female but anyway, then say she's available PM me, and I think man I bet its crickets in his PM but NO I'm WRONG, you'll get half a dozen guys saying " your box is full can I get her digits?" I'm thinking dam, shed have to pay me! I kid you not. Some of these guys would pay their left hand to fuck.

[Jeast72]

Yes, I'm going to get on my soapbox again. I'm the prick here.

Quotes from Massage Parlor Reports:





I also have to add that I laugh most times that someone posts that the MT is young and in her early 30's. Yes, very rarely it is true, but it is WAY more common for them to lie about thier age or for a monger to totally misjudge, which is part of the fantasy. So many times I have asked age and they think for a moment and then say an age in thier young 30's and it is obviously not true. I guess since I have spent so much of my life surrounded by Asians I can see thier ages better than most. (BTW I suck and guessing white women's ages and maybe I just suck at guessing ages all together.) It is pretty obvious that most of the proclaimed 32-36 year-olds are well into thier 40 and some even into thier 50's (and I am not talking early 50's).

Also, I'll bring this up again. I wish people would explain experiences and share objective information about looks rather than the #/10 rating system. Describe the massage and the type of teasing. Pressure, time, areas focused on, anything that you had not experienced before. And as far as the MT, height, approximate tit size, perky // saggy (which is somewhat subjective), size of areola or nipples, describe her eyes if you liked them, her voice (high pitched, screechy, soft, seductive) and how she spoke during the massage, during the extras if she was petite, boney, had love handles, etc. There are a lot of things that can be described. Yes some of those are subjective but the is way more objectivity than young and 9/10. Your 9/10 may be my 2/10 and visa versa.

Stepping off the soap box (for now).

Yes, there should be better descriptions in the posts. I see a lot of posts that basically only say "I went here" and "I had a good time". But also, many times we don't have time to write a book so we just throw out what we can quickly and hope it helps someone.

As for which details get posted, every guy goes in looking for different things so the things they remember will be aligned with the things that make it or break it for them personally. On top of that, in theses situations things that don't seem so subjective can still be distorted in the moment. The hormones involved in what we go to these places for can have crazy effects on what we perceive. I think many of us would be surprised how many details we get distorted if we saw a video of the experience and compared it to the memory of it.

The point is that there's only so much we can learn form another person's experience. It's really a matter of looking for a decent sounding prospect and going to try it for yourself to see if it fits your bill.

[JustMe2489]

Yes, I'm going to get on my soapbox again. I'm the prick here.

Quotes from Massage Parlor Reports:

Not to take his side, but I've learned to temper my expectations. ... Everyone's idea of "hot" is different as I've learned this the hard way. Can't tell you how many times I've walked out of an AMP and thought WTF were they talking about.

Keep in mind that looks are subjective and that the massage can differ greatly between the half hour and the hour.

Agree 100%. For me, the market here is what it is. It's convenient, but it's below average across the board. I've had a few great experiences, but the disappointments are far more common.

I also have to add that I laugh most times that someone posts that the MT is young and in her early 30's. Yes, very rarely it is true, but it is WAY more common for them to lie about thier age or for a monger to totally misjudge, which is part of the fantasy. So many times I have asked age and they think for a moment and then say an age in thier young 30's and it is obviously not true. I guess since I have spent so much of my life surrounded by Asians I can see thier ages better than most. (BTW I suck and guessing white women's ages and maybe I just suck at guessing ages all together.) It is pretty obvious that most of the proclaimed 32-36 year-olds are well into thier 40 and some even into thier 50's (and I am not talking early 50's).

Also, I'll bring this up again. I wish people would explain experiences and share objective information about looks rather than the #/10 rating system. Describe the massage and the type of teasing. Pressure, time, areas focused on, anything that you had not experienced before. And as far as the MT, height, approximate tit size, perky // saggy (which is somewhat subjective), size of areola or nipples, describe her eyes if you liked them, her voice (high pitched, screechy, soft, seductive) and how she spoke during the massage, during the extras if she was petite, boney, had love handles, etc. There are a lot of things that can be described. Yes some of those are subjective but the is way more objectivity than young and 9/10. Your 9/10 may be my 2/10 and visa versa.

Stepping off the soap box (for now).

[BigSambo]

LMAO you re the biggest looser on here dude you re literally paying twice as much (self admittedly) for the same pussy everyone else is fucking for half price. Maybe you have to do that for your short comings. Haha rave on I'm doing fine I literally laughed all the way through your post.

I can see the pimples on your face from all the way over here kid.

[Ty Cox]

I don't believe in your stupid ideology.
You couldn't either. And you definitely aren't fooling anyone with your online persona.

Just ignore him. He's got nothing better to do then go on and on as you can see by his post.

[WreckItRight]

Just ignore that guy you've known guys like him always talking about being a man and respect. I don't think about being a man or respect or breathing. It's just natural things for most adult males. He has shortcomings, so just ignore him. I feel sorry for him.

LMAO you re the biggest looser on here dude you re literally paying twice as much (self admittedly) for the same pussy everyone else is fucking for half price. Maybe you have to do that for your short comings. Haha rave on I'm doing fine I literally laughed all the way through your post.

[WreckItRight]

I don't believe in your stupid ideology. So it doesn't really apply to me.

I pay for women because I'm older and like to fuck young women. Its that simple.

No I probably couldn't fuck these young women without paying them. If I could, I wouldn't pay them obviously.

You couldn't either. And you definitely aren't fooling anyone with your online persona.

I have no online persona I'm as big an asshole in person. I've met a couple two or 3 guys on here. I'm sure they concur. . I actually never even accused you of anything. I never said you were paying for pussy, its just assumed that you are because you are here. I never said it was stupid to pay for pussy, you actually stood up and said you were beta when you said you pay for pussy because to you one equals the other apparently. (see your post) . I never said that. You and maybe one or two other betas probably believe that. Good for you. You don't have to be " beta" to pay for pussy, that's your fucked up self admission not mine. Like admin said you rush to give away your masculinity and money then you are what you are. Just because you pay girls for sex doesn't mean you are weak. I bet there's plenty of men on here that are older and pay young girls to fuck that don't consider themselves beta. And you always pay for pussy in some way Old young doesn't matter, the hotter they are the more they cost. I don't give a fuck what you believe. I'm not here to " fool" anyone. The whole purpose wasn't to trigger you it was to point out that simps exist. Don't be that guy. Let me give you a summary cause you missed the point.

1. Everyone pays for pussy. If you are young you may pay less. But women get something from you always even if its just, dinner, time and / or emotional support. Something of value. I'm shocked you haven't learned that if you are older.

2. simps overpay for pussy don't be a simp why would you think this is bad advice? Economics 101.

3. You don't have to loose all self respect because you are older and pay for pussy and its not my fault if you do.

And just to clarify I wasn't talking to you to begin with, you stuck your hand up and said ME when you replied with your reply. Triggered I guess. Good day.

[Ty Cox]

I don't believe in your stupid ideology. So it doesn't really apply to me.

I pay for women because I'm older and like to fuck young women. Its that simple.

No I probably couldn't fuck these young women without paying them. If I could, I wouldn't pay them obviously.

You couldn't either. And you definitely aren't fooling anyone with your online persona.

Just ignore that guy you've known guys like him always talking about being a man and respect. I don't think about being a man or respect or breathing. It's just natural things for most adult males. He has shortcomings, so just ignore him. I feel sorry for him.

[BigSambo]

Do you do it by choice? If the only way you can is paying for it then I probably would agree. Its subjective.

Tell me you are beta without saying I'm beta LOL.

My post causes several people to scream me me me its me. LMAO I never said any names.

I don't believe in your stupid ideology. So it doesn't really apply to me.

I pay for women because I'm older and like to fuck young women. Its that simple.

No I probably couldn't fuck these young women without paying them. If I could, I wouldn't pay them obviously.

You couldn't either. And you definitely aren't fooling anyone with your online persona.

[Teshiku]

Wow scrolled though a little and the name is right.