2005 Archived Reports

**Swampfox1969** · 10-02-05 19:51

Gentlemen,

I gave Vogue another shot on Saturday afternoon. Much better service with release. I presented my membership card upon arrival and didn't feel the level of scrutiny as I did during my initial visit.

Same price as previous visit, but a different girl named Gabby. Latina, late 20s, very pretty, great body. Was very friendly. Took care of herself while administering my happy ending after the body scrub. Quite a multi-tasker, this girl. Very nice, indeed.

Take care and be safe

**Swampfox1969** · 09-30-05 03:40

I had a bad experience Thursday night. Broke down and spent the $180 on a GFE from an escort service. I had checked out their website. Not sure if we are allowed to write in website addresses here, but if you removed all of the spaces and added a dot com to the end you would find the website.

The first girl I requested, Annika, they called back and said she was not available. So I chose Brooke instead. The website said Annika is a GFE and the woman on the phone referred Brooke because she is a "great GFE." I get a call back that she isn't answering her phone. The woman on the phone - Nina - recommended a new girl named Jada who was also an excellent GFE.

An hour later Jada arrives. She smells very heavily of smoke. She has long frizzy hair. Her teeth are discolored and all twisted up. She has the body of a twelve year old boy minus the penis.

She doesn't allow for much breast touching and no licking or sucking of the nipples. She leaves her panties on and doesn't allow any touching even through the panties.

She starts grabbing my cock and stroking nonchalantly. She continues this for about 10 minutes while she tells me she is from New York and hates Florida. After awhile I ask if she is going to, you know, suck my cock? "Nope. I had oral surgery today. I can't."

So, I ask if I am spending $180 for a hal-hearted handjob. She says, "Do you have a condom?"

Why yes I do. She tells me to go get it and put it on. She then lays on her back and finally removes the panties. So, I am getting missionary and in the ordeal I just can't stay hard. Yet she keeps wincing like I am hurting her. Now, I am going to be about the only guy on record to admit I don't have a big cock. About 5 inches when I am really turned on.

So, I roll over and say, "Can you just jack me off?"

She replies, "How long is this going to take? My arm is sore."

She jacked me off for like 4 minutes and I was getting nowhere. So, I told her I would take over. So, I jerked off and she kind of just laid there. I came, she got out of bed and got dressed. "She gives me a wave and a thanks a lot and is out he door."

So, maybe Nine Iron is cool normally, but they need to get rid of this chick.

There are too many other places to get taken care of. I am not calling them again.

Have fun out there.

**FakeId** · 09-27-05 11:45

Akron,

Weston is not exactly a monger friendly place so go east to ft lauderdale for hit or miss sw, way se to miami for sw, or north east to pompano for club action. Escorts and mp's I can't help you with and as to exact prices and locations they are already listed on their respective threads.

**Member #4079** · 09-26-05 21:03

Spending some time in the Weston area. Any recommendations on some adult fun?

Thanks,

Tom

Akron, OH

**Keepsitup** · 09-24-05 11:38

Originally Posted by johnleo0349

Was in Ft Lauderdale tues nite and called the service to set up an appointment. Called at 9:40 and they never called me back even after the guy told me my choice would be available in 1&1/2 hrs. My first experience with this agency. I'm sure it was a fluke.

I'm giving them the treatment by postin everywhere to see who has had the same thing happen to them. The service advertises lots of young, excellent lookers at a reasonable 1.6. I'll have to see what kind of feedback I get.
I'll keep everyone posted.

JL

Next time call and ask to speak with Jack. Explain to him what happened the last time and he'll make it right for you. Last time I talked with him he set me up with Nikki and I had a fantastic date. He also has another new girl Nicole that's getting good reviews.

**Hairypusslover** · 09-23-05 21:57

Originally Posted by johnleo0349

Was in Ft Lauderdale tues nite and called the service to set up an appointment. Called at 9:40 and they never called me back even after the guy told me my choice would be available in 1&1/2 hrs. My first experience with this agency. I'm sure it was a fluke.

I'm giving them the treatment by postin everywhere to see who has had the same thing happen to them. The service advertises lots of young, excellent lookers at a reasonable 1.6. I'll have to see what kind of feedback I get.
I'll keep everyone posted.

JL

I have had nothing but good experiences with Adorables. The girls have been nice and on time. You should give them one more shot. Perhaps they were busy.

**Swampfox1969** · 09-22-05 03:53

I am not sure if this is the right forum for this location. But I am staying in Ft. Lauderdale and it was about a $25 cab ride south.

First off I spent way too much money, which seems to be par for the course.

Every private dance I had was very good compared to where I live in Michigan. Very high mileage. Lots of grinding, lots of groping, lots of having my tool grabbed. I was able to touch all dancers I had private dances with anywhere, including between the legs but on the outside of the panty/g-string.

They ran a special about once every 90 minutes to 2 hours. Three songs for $30. I took advantage of that once to negotiate a 5 dance experience with two Brazilian women at the same time for $50 each.

I only used the services of the hispanic women, but there was a nice mix of white, black and latinos. The latinos are much more agressive in approaching you for dances and they all gave me my money's worth.

After last call at 2am two dancers got onto the stage for a lesbian show. They ended up pulling a couple very good looking female patrons on the stage and then about 6 more dancers jumped on stage. They all had their panties on, but there was a lot of carpet munching going on. It was very cool.

I left after they were done. They advertise that they are open until 4 am.

I may not be into the SW's and escorts, but I am having a very good time in your town and hoping that I provide some kind of service to the forum community here.

**PokeHerFaceJon** · 09-21-05 23:01

Was in Ft Lauderdale tues nite and called the service to set up an appointment. Called at 9:40 and they never called me back even after the guy told me my choice would be available in 1&1/2 hrs. My first experience with this agency. I'm sure it was a fluke.
I'm giving them the treatment by postin everywhere to see who has had the same thing happen to them. The service advertises lots of young, excellent lookers at a reasonable 1.6. I'll have to see what kind of feedback I get.
I'll keep everyone posted.
JL

**FakeId** · 09-21-05 11:31

I also read that tips post a ways back and found it very useful. Before I read that and a few other posts I have to say I was very sloppy and took to many risks in my mongering adventures.

The Admins should make that post required reading with the addition of two things

1. check your vehicle after your done with the sw.

2. Northbounds pocket money trick- wallet front right, 20s front left, 10s back right and 5s back left- in the event of a robbery.

**Swampfox1969** · 09-20-05 12:55

Originally Posted by Keep Situp

That's definitely more than I'd pay for just a massage. I can call adorables for 10 bucks more for GFE FS.

Yes I agree. A swing and a miss. But, I am here for work, don't know the area, and have limited transportation. I didn't have a bad time, but hey, at least you locals now know of a place to avoid.

**Keepsitup** · 09-17-05 22:36

That's definitely more than I'd pay for just a massage. I can call adorables for 10 bucks more for GFE FS.

**Gpiper** · 09-17-05 15:56

Sounds like fun, but $150 is just too high for no release.

**jiggsaw88** · 09-14-05 05:04

The reminder is always nice.

I remembered reading this same post you had a while ago in the Miami section.

Bye the way you have some great reports. I really enjoy them.

Your writting style reminds me of that of another Poster. One which has many alter egos but only one love, "The hobby".

A true connoisseur.