2005 Archived Reports

[Hizark21]

What were you thinking...?? You should gotten her ph# if she was willing. My advice is go back and ask if she is there... Go in the middle of the day when other people are less likely to be around. So what if her uncle or relatives complain. A rejection is definitely worth the risk. It's obvious that her uncle did not care or was oblivious. Opportunities like this don't happen often, so jump on it.

[Mangus Man]

hoes is simple you have to know the secret phrase..............

Would that be, "Hey baby!"

Or, "Who you be?"
"Oh my name 'Twen!"
"Whu?"
"Twen?"
"I be twen dalluh!"

[Doombringer321]

I AM FALLOWING THE EXAMPLE SET IN THE MIAMI BOARD LET'S NOT POST ON THIS 2005 THREAD. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I SURE DON'T LIKE TO LIVE IN THE PAST. CLICK ON THE FOLLOWING TO POST YOUR NEW ADVENTURES FOR 2006 !


http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3561

[Mike Bridge]

Hey guys, new to the site, found some good info but still a lil scared. I'm new to the area, going to school, dont know many girls yet so its driving me crazy. I was wondering if anybody wanted to meet up and show me the ropes. I've been in Miami and seen many girls, but I always get nervous because I just dont know the area. if anybody wants to go out, friday night, boca area, pm me.

Thanks

[Scoup]

I like to first wish everyone a happy new year. I need some info on a SW named Sandy or Sandra. She is blond about 5'8" in her 30's. She also has blue eyes and has hair cut to her shoulders. Slim, but has a very shapely BUTT. Anyone has info about this girl? Thanks

Scoup

[Shadow Lance]

Hondo,

Did you get Carolina from craiglist? What did you pay?

Appreciate the info.

Regards,

Shadow

[Hondo Lane]

I had a great time in your fair city. I stopped at a local strip club to see what was happening. When Bronzie got a bj at the club I knew that this was a good place. I got on the phone to adorable xxx. Great folks and what you see is pretty much what you get. Got Talia first. Nice body; great skills; and alot of fun. Nice spinner. Thought about repeating but time would not allow.

Saw Kyla a craigslist girl next. Head is her; rest is not. That said, she was a somewhat heavy gal who knew the routine and performed well. Pretty young 22 or so. Good attitude. Would do again.

Saw Lacey next. Lacey is somewhat heavy in the posterior but was a lot of fun ( I hate to repeat myself but its true) Great skills. Would do again.

Saw Piper next. What a sweetheart. I thought that I was dating my college girlfriend. Not a spinner but a keeper.

Saw Kelly. Nice body. Great view from behind. Seemed a bit pushed for time when I saw her. Nice rack; nice job.

Kate was fun. Florida girl. Ready to get job done and does it well. Does not like cg. Dog and mish and any other dominant for her. Lots of tats.

Susan. Really from Brazil. The language problem was a hoot. She has a good body although she has had a baby. Really got into it.

Carolina. Young, not 19 but probably 22. Good strong body. No kids. Would do grk for xtra. Did not partake. Thought about doing again. But did not have time.

If you can get these gals to slow down a bit you can have a nice time. Don't expect an hour although sometimes you will get it. Hondo

[Pussy Hunter]

Hey Keepsitup,

The post you made on the Pompano board a week ago in this same area is one of the best I've seen in a long while. If you can find out where this lady is, you would be a hero. I thought the picture was great and I would have stamped her address in my memory for future visits, whether she went to Craigslist or not.

Anyway, I went down that same path over the weekend and found Karina, a little on the heavy side, but she gave a great BBBJCIM for a jackson and she usually walks the street just west of Dixie dehind the Marathon station just south of Copans.

Have fun over the holidays my fellow mongers and keep on posting!

Be Safe! PH

[Keepsitup]

Took a cruise this morning up and down Dixie from Copans south and only saw 1 BSW that I wouldn't touch even if paid in the area around NW 16th. Must be the weather today, but they gotta come out eventually since that can't survive without the 'bread'.

[Goolapper]

Maybe it was the two spinner's tending bar; one had a nice set of headlights, the other sported flat tires. Was perched on the south side of the bar quaffing down Sam Adam's pints. Mr Muscles and his beefy wingman were plopped ass down on barstools across from me. The titless wonder brang the BeefCakes out a huge order of Nacho's, then spent some time on the customer side of the bar draping herself aroung Mr Muscles while the Wingman took advantage of his distraction to scarf down way more than his share of the cheesy treat. The pulchritudinous one aimed her headlights my direction a few time to inquire about re-fills.

So maybe it was the spinners that put the idea of a Jacksonian bone chawing into my mind, maybe it was something else but out the door I go to cruise Dixie. Several loops south of Copans to Commercial; absolutely nothing walking the streets except a couple of voodoo boys on tricked out bicycles.

Kept in the right lane for sub-speedlimit cruising & seems like everytime I hit a red light, Tio Leo pulls up left of me at the light. As I was cruising, thought I heard a Ross Perot style Giant Sucking Sound a couple of times. Time about 8: 30 ish pm

As Pompano was a deserted industrial wasteland hopped on to I-95 & drove south to Hollywood.

Make the US 1 loop between VanBuren & Hallendale several times. The Hot Sheet Motels were packed but zippo, nada, zilch, bupkis SW's plying their wares in the free market. Several possibilities, a nice looking brunette & a very young looking dishwater blondie but the "look" wasn't there; probably on a booze or soda run across the street from the HS Hotel where they were cribbed up with Sugar Daddy for a few hours of allowance money.

Around 9: 30 ish thought I heard more Giant Sucking Sounds so aimed the four wheel ho-tel south & drove on back home. It's a friggin' shame when a guy goes out cruising for fresh meat & ends up defeated, back home, banging away at the old war horse. Talk about feeling like a LOSER!

So anyhow was thinking maybe that Giant Sucking Sound I heard in Pompano was the FtL Boat Parade sucking the SW's south of Sunrise Blvd in search of deep-water deep pockets & thinking that the Giant Sucking Sound I heard in Hollywood was the same event drawing our SoBro SW's norte ala Las Olas in search of Daddy Warbucks.

Any other reports from Broward Boulevardier's? Any success stories?

[Goolapper]

Just pinch their nose close when you start squirting the Goo, induces a gulping reflex & they'll swaller it down real good!

[BigBadLou305]

I HIGHLY RECCOMEND CALLING AN ESCORT SERVICE OR LOOK ON THE CRAIGLIST OR NEW TIMES AND YOU'LL FIND SOME GIRLS FOR LESS THAN $90. Less than $50 it aint worth it. These sw's are worthless. some plant drugs or leave drugs in cars. Glenn you should stick to the escort and stripper scene as well since you make good money. Maybe when you stop paying child support that will change. I was paying child support and it was a *****,now my ass is scott free. I had 2 sw's that rob me in the pass during the late 80's and early 90's.

If you saw the movie "MONSTER" you would know. Some of these sw's are trained to rip off mongers even if they dont wanna do that. Pimps force them to ripoff customers. I would love to beat the shit out of those pimps.

If these sw's were not working for these pimps and not taking drugs or needles, i dont think this shit would've happan.

[jiggsaw88]

That was Shai/Jessie

Sorry Bro, I know because she looks pretty hot for a SW. She is a H junkie.

I made a warning in a earlier post. She is staying at that motel at the corner and lives there with her boyfriend. She was originally from Chi-Town from what she told me in the past.

You need to control the situation, whatever you do, don't give up your goods first. I had sampled her goods a few times first then took care of her needs but the last time we met it was the other way around I took care of her needs first and I got screwed.

Never again!

Look out for the blonde that also hangs around there she is a real ROB too.

[Your Momma]

At about 5:15am this morning, I'm driving up US1 in Hollywood, when I spot this little brunette cutie at the gas station on US1 and Pembroke Road. I come back around and she hops in my ride. She says her name is Sarah and she's from Chicago. She looked about 18-19 years old, cute face, nice body; I'd rate her about an 8 on the SW scale.

We go through the customary routine - what's up, what's going on tonight, etc. She says, "What can I do to make everything even better?" I cut to the chase: "So, do you spit or do you swallow?" She answers, "Well that depends." Oh boy, you're gonna swallow, even if I have to borrow Gpiper's vice-grip headlock maneuver!

We start driving north on US1, and like 1 or 2 blocks up the road, she says turn right here. So I break one of the known mongering rules and I turn right. She says park here, and I continue breaking the same rule and park in front of this motel which is about 2 blocks north of Pembroke. I say, "Why we parking here?" She says she lives here and we should go inside.

Now my instincts take over and I say "No, let’s go park somewhere else." She says alright, and I drive up to the end of the road and park.

Now she says, "You got 30?"
"I got 20."
"Damn, you aint got 25?"
"Naw, baby, all I got is 20."
"Alright then, it’s your lucky day."

So I pull my pants down, and she starts to get comfortably into position. She tries again: "You aint got no singles?"

"Naw baby, all I got is 20"

She says "Alright, let me just do this right quick - what was your name again?" Then she pulls out her cell phone.

"I told you my name, and who the hell are you calling?"

Then she does the worst undercover LE impersonation I could imagine. She says into her phone, "Yeah I have a QR31 Wiley, White Caucasian..."

"OH FUCK NO B!TCH!!! I AINT FALLEN FOR THAT BULLSH!T!! GIVE ME BACK MY 20!!"

My fist is cocked and aiming for her cute little face, but she unlocks the door and jumps out. I'm trying to lock the door, but she opened it too quick. As she's jumping out I try to snatch her purse, but the b!tch was to fast. I pull my pants back up and throw the car in reverse. The b!tch left my passenger door open, and I hear it slam shut as I'm trying to catch up to her running down the street. I swore I was gonna run the b!tch over. She ducked behind some cars and I let her go.

Fellas, be careful - I'm sure she had something planned for that hotel room.

[Hollywood305]

Early in the morning, about 6:17a.m to be exact I'm driving back home when I spot these tig o bities riding a bicycle. I was like "Gotdamn!", so I quicly made my u-turn,signals being used safety first you know, but she was talking to some other female and some other guy. So I'm dissapointed I can't even talk to this girl, so I bust another u-turn( I had to look at those breasts one more time.)I didnt even look at the face, I mean the body on this bicycle was banging, so I couldn't really focus on much more while I'm driving. She sees me breaking my neck to see her and she's like "What's Up?", Now I'm thinking another u-turn, but anyways she's riding her bike closer to me,when I noticed her face. Oh My GOD!!This girl has the sweetest face,I mean lip gloss, pretty smile, round brown eyes, nice skin. Im thinking to myself, this girl too pretty, she is definitely just going to school, I don't even want to talk to her. She came up to the window and she says"Damn You look good!" I'm like "You look fine yourself!"(I'm staring at the belly now she had a baby) But anyways she asks If I have Money? I said "lunch money". She tells me to follow her to her house so I did. Thinking I can change her mind about going into the house, but I just grabbed my nuts and I'm going in, she calls me to the front door. She tells me is her uncles house, but she got hr own room so uncle opens the door she tells him I'm bringing a friend over, I lock the door. Go to the room,and another girl is sitting on the couch. She look young too, she tells me is her sister, I waved my hand in front of her face but nothing, that girl was snoring. She tells me she's knocked out something like she was selling dope all night long. I look at this ***** like "You mean she was doing the dope!" but I didnt say nothing I stayed quiet.Sister was pretty too, slim clean, but a little more rough looking. So I whipped it out, she puts on the rubber I can't get it past my head so it fell down on the floor. She picked it up looked at the dirt and she says "Im gonna have to suck it w/o the rubber!". The biggest grin came to my face, but it was short lived due to the fact that this girl doesn't like the taste of dick. I give her a wipe so she can wipe my dick and condom, she does. Asks me to fuck instead, says she never gets any.I says no!Pulls out the giant tities I was talking about before, they looked perkier in the shirt but damn they were still so pretty.I grabbed them hard as hell, they were def. full set of tities then she asks me not to mess with the nipples so I'm this delicate ho!I look over at her sister,she still knocked out!She kinda kept looking at her sister sleeping too when she was sucking me up w/o the rubber. But she sucked me up 5 times without it.Gave me a descent BJ with the rubber. So I start jacking my dick and feeding it to her at the same time, I kinda like this shit now because now I stopped jacking my dick and I'm actually face fucking this girl. I nut. I leave, uncle passed out on the couch, sister still knocked out.Im like I'm like I come w more. She says you better. I left 6:39am, I didn't wanna give her my #, I didn't ask for hers. I think the situation could have been handled better, she was really liking me until I told her how old I really was. I asked her the same and she told me she was 24. I don't even know why she would ask for my age. I mean I did tell her I was heading to school. On the subject of these hoes sucking dick, I do believe this hoe liked me, however I think she liked her sister a whole lot better, in other words they were both dikes the sister passed out must be the man in the relationship, while she is the female. That's why she kept looking over at her sis knocked out! When I told her my age I think she expected more of a "hurricane relief fund" but she what she was getting. The thing is I look young so most of these hoes always think I'm playing ohers like the young thing and it can work to my advantage. For example when I had this 45+ lady,Tig O Bitties, thats it!Ugly as can be 35 minutes blowing me up, i nutted every 10 minutes but she didnt stop. The first time I was gonna pull out but she asked me if I was ok? I re-inserted that dick back into her mouth the 2nd time I nutted and just started to face fuck her until she picked up the pace. The third time I just couldn't do it no more, early morning shine was coming out. So I have drawbacks but then I can have some major leaps. The 24 year old girl her name is MOsomething. face=9 I have too, she looked too sweet, Body=7 bc the belly but everything else was nice,125-130lbs 5'5, tities=9 bc they weren't perky enough, nipples was right I mean lovely tities.Lovely skin, smooth skin,nice real soft. Ass=8, she didnt have an unbelievable ass like J.Lo it looked more like a perfect plump ass but I like mines outrageous! Attitude=10 she and her family treated me like royalty. Would I do it again? Yes Sir! I mean I know where the house is at but I'm not knocking so what do I do? Any comments? I don't want to seem as if I had surveillance on the house. Any suggestions? The time is 8:37 am I had to let you all know before details went blurry.