2005 Archived Reports

**Yarful** · 12-30-05 09:11

Just wanted to say hi to everyone. I just found this forum 30 min ago and am psyched. I just moved to north Titusville and have been cruising around to no avail. I picked up some good spots and such, so I'll keep you guys updated in my journeys!

Happy hunting =]

**Hairball** · 12-24-05 12:12

Mongers,
First let me welcome Gring0242 to the party. I think you will find this site to be the best free service for us pavment pervs anywhere.
I was on Main yesterday just before daylight to find Jo a 20 yr old, 110lb, 5'2" dark hair little hottie. After the are you a cop games found a quiet spot for some negotiations. I have to ask myself why these girls ask if you are leo since they are bustable as soon as they get in the car and should be asking are you a sicko wanting to do me harm? Any way started with bbbj that was pretty good till she said no cim (WTF) so asked for FS. She has a smokin little body with perky a cups I molested and the puss was not shaved but had a nice trim I was droolin over. Well gents I over paid with a total of .5 and you ask how can that be with a young and tender hottie? First I got too excited at the thought of finding a diamond in the rough and lost my negotiating edge. Then the no cim which should have warned me the FS would be lame also. She was a mish only hurry up dead fish and was not into it at all so even with the hot bod visual have to give a poor rating on the service. I have more fun with the old Main Street sea hags wanting to perform and please for a return visit. Hairball

**GentlemanPerv** · 12-24-05 00:02

I no longer live in the area, but as I start to plan my vacations for 2006, I want to make sure I don't go anywhere too family-friendly. Therefore, I submit the following question:

What's the latest on Playmates? When I lived in Orlando, it was always a good plan B when I didn't feel like driving all the way to Tampa.

**Tvilletroll** · 12-19-05 17:02

wheres all the great stories of bagged and tagged hotties you supply us peasants with?

**Gring0242** · 12-19-05 11:16

I have been lurking here for a few days, and have been inspired to report on some mongering in Titusville. Went out Saturday night to check the scene. It was around midnight and I was in the Main St area. Not much to report. There was a BSW on South St. just west of Deleon. No Leo around. I am not much inclined to the dark persuasion so I kept right on going. I will post reports after each round of mongering whether good or bad.

**Mudslide** · 12-12-05 21:56

Well I took another stroll tonight, and all I saw out was a wsw I'll call Cheers, she reminds me of carla off tv show cheers. She looks to be 60, Im sure shes only 30 or so. Next was Laura, a skinny blond that you can find by the traffic circle, Good service, jackson gets a bbbjcim, not rushed, but im in need of something new, also beware of the tuna army, she allows your fingers to do the walking, but youll be sorry. Next was an old chick that says her name is kay, hangs out by the library, short skinny long brown hair, nice personallity, but looks so old that I just cant seem to keep it up. I am convinced that the service is still available, but the providers must be doing mostly phone buisness, I was out of the loop for a while and things just arnt what they were. Anyone having luck in cocoa? I have been going over ads in CL but I just cant justify $$ when I can go 20.

**Hodar** · 12-12-05 01:06

I went there a few moths back I think I reported on it. It was expensive for an hour and the massage itself sucked. I figured since the massage was so bad I may let her redeem herself... no dice. She said "I,m no *****!" I said " you say that like its a bad thing. They were directly across the street from Cocoa Cop Shop.

Originally Posted by Lincoln Man

Before this establisment reopened as the Tokyo Spa, it had been the Boardroom Mens' Club for probably 15+ years...without any local LEO problems. It took a joint central FL task force to close it.

**Bubbaneedsit** · 12-11-05 15:46

Originally Posted by Theguyed

From what I saw this place was next to a police station.
How stupid can the providers get?

Before this establisment reopened as the Tokyo Spa, it had been the Boardroom Mens' Club for probably 15+ years...without any local LEO problems. It took a joint central FL task force to close it.

**Carlosa** · 12-11-05 00:51

Originally Posted by Snake12

Must be the season to bust providers. See the report from Orlando.

http://www.local6.com/news/5506705/detail.html

Lisa and Paula looked good in there photos i bet who ever was the officer they made him very happy.

**Vidiot** · 12-10-05 16:15

It's so much easier and safer for a big, brave cop to roust someone who's doing something as heinous, as horrible, as giving them an orgasm in exchange for a few bucks, than it is for them to go out and chase and capture drug dealers, carjackers, armed robbers, and other less dangerous types.

It's a matter of priorities, man! Those pay-for-play orgasms are MUCH more of
a threat and risk to public health and safety than murderers, rapists, thieves, and assorted violent criminals running around, after all.

I say those cops are PUSSIES. No REAL cop would waste his time on a VICTIMLESS crime (which isn't even a crime in most of the world) when there were so many real criminals out there that need catching.

**Bubbaneedsit** · 12-10-05 15:21

Originally Posted by Snake12

Must be the season to bust providers. See the report from Orlando.
http://www.local6.com/news/5506705/detail.html

I had to laugh when I read this. Did they draw straws for this assignment, and did they tell their wives?!? Taken from the local 6 report:

Police in Orlando arrested a group of women after they were caught on surveillance video performing sex acts on an undercover agent, according to Local 6 News.

Merry Christmas to the men in blue.

**Snake12** · 12-10-05 13:05

Must be the season to bust providers. See the report from Orlando.

http://www.local6.com/news/5506705/detail.html

Originally Posted by Lincoln Man

Happy Endings may be a thing of the past:

http://www.wftv.com/news/5500997/detail.html

**Bubbaneedsit** · 12-10-05 09:58

Happy Endings may be a thing of the past:

http://www.wftv.com/news/5500997/detail.html

**Carlosa** · 12-09-05 14:29

From what I saw this place was next to a police station.

How stupid can the providers get?

**Hodar** · 12-09-05 00:11

Originally Posted by Lincoln Man

Same girl as my pic from 10/29??

Well I guess it is... She has been on a diet evidently.I never put the pic and her together. But we seem to grade on the same curve. I would see her again.