2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Sam in St Louee]

For BLUE about TARA, Sunny, Renee.

Uses Maggie too and some others I can't remember. All same, about 3 years around the scene here, broken record. She gets some bad reviews, then the name changes and she tries to start over. She self posts favorable reviews.

Someone on another board posted that she had a rabbit living in the place when he was there, probably why the kennel smell. She has mentioned a cat her posts.

My "Renee_4you" story:

Oct 93: I posted an ISO on a Yahoo board after seeing her ads for a while. Someone mailed me they were almost certain it was Sunny but hadn't personally seen her. He sent me links showing nearly identical messages and pointed me to the few reviews Sunny had. I had seen Sunny's ads and web page before, she had a few pages and pictures on Mystos site and def not my taste. Her reviews were bad- huge belly, around 50, bad hygiene, no ambience, didn't take off her shirt. After assurance from her she was a 35 year old 135 pounder and wasn't that person, and seeing pictures - low quality, no face- of a thinner woman, I made the date.

I got there a little early, apt near NW Plaza, drove by to make sure I could find the place, but planned on going to get a quick soda before returning since i was so early. I saw a heavy squat raggy haired woman in a light colored moo moo thing on the stoop getting the mail at the place I thought was hers. It couldn't possibly be the right place, she was huge, was wearing a tent like the old ladies do and had those bat wing arm folds too. She and looked similar to the pics I had seen of Sunny. I turned around at the dead end little cul-de-sac and drove back. It was the right address.

I stood her up...something I have never done to a provider, but I was PO'ed. She hadn't asked for references and I didn't give her a real name or my usual hobby email, I wasn't worried about her blacklisting me. I'm glad I passed on going to the door, another guy said she intimidated him into giving a cancellation fee.

[Sam in St Louee]

For LOU about TOPANGA:

I've seen Topanga. Though easily one of the better ladies in town, I think what she is asking is a bit high for the local market and the service she offers. I've had similar service for less and better service from comparable or + women for the same. She does 30 minute specials from time to time, maybe sample at half the rate, don't know if these are offered to first timers or outcall, maybe not.

She has a very very pretty face, younger than her age which I think is early-mid 30s, but wears a lot of makeup and lip goo-not a natural look, hair is dyed, not natural. Pretty skin, no acne. Long hair, past her shoulders, mostly straight but curls at the bottom.

She is very petite and stubby, dwarfy almost. I think she's about 5 foot tops but wears heels. She is not thin or even "athletic" as some guys are describing her, she's definitely on the chubby-curvey side and has some loose skin on her abdomen, she has several kids. No stretch marks. Had a tan when I saw her. Tattoo with her man's name which is sort of a turn off, since mines not Mike. Breasts are natural, about D, large but not huge nipples, very nice texture not flabby but not standuppers. Loud brassy voice for a little person, very chatty, enthusiastic and friendly. She was up but not wired. Smelled great, hair and skin both.

She is not GFE by the commonly understood definition, everything is covered, kissing is light and perfunctory, obvious she tries move activity to something else. If you want to go for multiples, try and get right to it, she seems to talk and stall to delay getting to the action to avoid giving the second bell. That was my fault I wasn't jumping on it but she wasn't initiating it either. Gives a good backrub with lots of body to body contact as foreplay prelim, but I'm not inclined to pay $300 + room to get that. Other guys says she brings toys too but I didn't sample that. Seems more into providing companionship than sex.

Has a few incall days, but no permanent place like an apt or condo, mostly does outcall so you have to get a room which adds to the cost if you're local. She does check all references, seems careful and smart.

IMO, the touring girls from the touring agencies are a better deal, better looking and younger for the same price, plus they are always incall. The only one I saw that I though was so-so was Sindy from MC? I think.

SAM's Rating for Topanga:
Face: 9
Body: 7
Attitude and friendliness: 8+
Professionalism: 8+
Service: 6+
Convenience: 5

Caveats and my preferences:

I like a fitness model, toned, goes to the gym body type and a sophisticated, educated or college girl attitude myself. Turn offs are overly made-up glamour queen, don't touch me or my hair look, freaky swinger, dumb blonde, goth, naive waif, BDSM attitudes, doesn't do it for me nor BBBWs.

[Lou]

Has anyone tried St. Louis blonde escort Topanga?

She looks hot but wants 3 bills for an hours work.

[BowHuntMopar]

It's (2) hours b/4 the flight from STL to San Diego. Woo Hoo!!! Got the Viagra & condoms packed and ready to leave this sorry ass city with my Vietnam vet buddy & head to Tiujuana for some Latino snatch!!! I'll try to report from an Internet cafe between "exercise" sessions with the ladies at the Chicago Club & Adelita Bar. Read the posts from TJ , Mexico because I will probably post on there during this (1) week vacation.

[Prize Fighter]

I'm a newB and I've lived in St. Louis pretty much my whole life. I'm looking forward to sharing what I know.

First of all, could anyone tell me if it is possible to change the thread view for these forums so that the first post shows up on page 1 and the latest posts are on the last page?

I know this isn't quite the place to ask such a thing, but I didnt see any other thread that covers this nor is it mentioned in any of the FAQ's.

[Chicagomax]

My expereinces with local escorts:

I do spend some of my time sampling the local escorts. What I have found is that most of them are not worth the time. If I am going to spend 200 or 300 for an hour the woman has to be top shelf or close to top shelf.

I like nice cans, fake ones are fine and a slender gal with a nice butt. She has to have nice lips and be good at giving head. WHich is key to having a good time for me. There is nothing better than an attractive woman taking care of little Elvis with her mouth. A second or third pop during my hour with her should be her standard practice.

I do not care if she has a place or not because I do not mind popping for a room. But most of the time they do.

I try and see the traveling escorts that come to St Louis. They are usually more attractive and more GFE than most of the gals in town. I have seen just about all of the local escorts and would be happy to post my thoughts on each of them.

I think two of the best are Miss Lisa and Imani. If you like black women and are looking for an exotic and GFE then these two gals fit the bill.

Miss Lisa has a killer body and is a GFE. She gives very good head and loves to get boned. She is sweet and tries hard to please you and loves a guy who can do mutiple pops in an hour.

Imani is a a different experience all together. He boobs are big and on a smaller frame would be way to big. But she is tall and they fit her fine. She gives very good sloppy and wet head, She loves to be f-ed and will damn near break your johnson off if you are not careful , The time with her is exotic and fun and she is sweet and attractive.

I see both from time to time. When ever I get tired of the street scene I stop by to see one of them

[Chicagomax]

Update on The couple I mentioned in a previous post. My buddy decided to email them and try and hook up with them He was able to setup a time to meet.

He met them at a local motel. The woman answered the door in a belly shirt and panties. He said she looked tall and slender and was pretty. Short blonde hair and pretty nice body. He husband, boyfriend (I am not sure which) was an average looking joe.

They talked a little and then my buddy dropped his pants and she grabbed his johnson to make sure no LE. From there she went down on her husband in front of my buddy. From there there was lots of oral between the two and some hard and fast f-ing.

My buddy sat there an watched for about 30 minutes,. He said she was wild and liked to be f-ed while being watched.

She finally invited my buddy over and covered him and gave him head while her man did her from behind. This went on for quite a while. They finally finished in a double penertration with her old man in her rear.

All in all he had a great time. It was not the first time he had done a threesome. He said it was fun and erotic and the couple was super nice and fun.

Hope that helps all who had questions for me.

[Knucklebuck]

Scored a cute gal Thursday night around 11pm at Broadway and Schirmer. 5'4", dirty blonde, skinny with a big nose, but very cute in a quiet sort of way. Says her name was Kris, 41 years old, nice body, firm tits, and a very soft ass.

BBBJCIM for $25. Didn't mess around, she got right to business, was pleasant conversation, and easy on the eyes. No contact info but says you can find her up and down S. Broadway late on the weekends.

Blue Sterling: Sounds like you had a run in with Sunny or Renee or whatever her real name is. She's floated around the Yahoo groups for a while. All accounts that I have personally read is exactly the same as yours.

[Blue Sterling]

I had the worst experience I have ever had in the hobby today. I took one for the team today & I am reporting so this doesn't happen to you. I saw a lady who calls herself Tara. She has a group on yahoo where she calls herself "A Lady With Class And Wit". She also has some great photos & reported being close to the airport. So, I made an appointment. I got there and it went downhill from the moment she opened the door.

First, this is a big Bait & Switch situation. She looks nothing (and I mean nothing) like the chick in the photos. I asked her about it & she said, "oh no, that is me." Maybe it was about 20 years & a 150 pounds ago. At present she looks close to 50 & is too plump. Plus she proceeded to ask me question after question about LE & politics. Nice mood setting.

Second, when your breath smells like a dead animal you might want to use some mouthwash or maybe a mint. Sadly, she did not see it that way. So she gave me a massage & would not shut up. The whole time she is blowing the aroma of hot garbage on me.

Third, if you make an appointment for me to come to your place then you might want to clean the damn place a bit. Nothing major, it just should not smell like the freaking animal shelter.

Fourth, this woman would not shut up about the fact that she is a District Chairperson for John Kerry. It just did not set the mood at all. Vote the way you want to vote. I don't want to hear it, especially if I am paying you.

Nothing - and I mean nothing - happened here. A very, very, very bad massage where she thankfully stayed fully clothed. She took cell phone calls during the session as well. Brothers, avoid this woman at all costs. I wish I had taken the advice of folks from this board & contacted another provider.

Anyone who wants further info, just PM me for the grim details.

[WildFun65]

This is from a couple of weeks ago. I just was cleared to post, that's why there was a delay. I hooked up with a WSW on Broadway about 1/2 mile south of the brewery. She was about a 6. Her name was Michelle and she stated she had to make some cash to pay for her habit. BJ for a Jackson and FS for a couple of Jacksons. She did not have any place close to go so we ended up finding a quiet parking spot (quite a hassle at 5:30 PM). She proceeded to give a fabulous BBBJCIM. While she may have had a habit, she had the best technique I've ever had the opportunity to enjoy.

Good luck all.

[St Louis Boy]

Weekend Report:

Saturday night (Sun. Morning) - Hit the south side around 2:00am. Not much out. Eventually picked up a young BSW at the Walgreen's at Broadway & Meramec. Went by Tasha. Fairly petite and good face. Accepted a Jackson for BJ. Parked a few blocks away. Technique OK but not very service oriented. Would not let touch cans or go down pants. After a few minutes of sucking, went manual. Would not allow CIM and stopped manual and removed hand after the first sign of nut. Very disappointing. She asked me to wait for her just to drive her somewhere else. Spilt as soon as she rounded the corner. Might have helped her with a ride had she been more customer oriented. Was just happy to find something that late when it was so cold.

Sunday night was better. Found Cathy a WSW on Broadway by Loughborough at around 10pm. Older, guessing late 30's/early 40's but looked halfway decent (maybe cuz of the low lighting)..well let's be honest, probably not a great face but good compared to what's out there. Accepted $20 for a BJ without any hassle and was very friendly and touchy on our way to a spot. Actually started the action before the money. Said she did not do this often but was afraid she might be losing her job. Seemed somewhat clean. Said she had been drinking and was afraid she smelled like beer but did not notice. She was also very complimentary. Anyway BBBJ was great. She did talk a lot in between but that was good as it made things last a little longer. Great set of natural titties too, would guess at least 38DD although small nipples. She let me suck on them a bit and also grab her ass under her pants. Probably would have let me finger her. Does not have digits but said she would see me at her house. Gave address and also place of work to contact her but want to feel her out a bit more before giving this info out as I suspect MMV. Also mentioned a psychotic ex that stops by unannounced and beats her up so not sure her place would be a good spot. Dropped her off at Grand & Itaska area. A real nice lady.

A few minutes earlier saw a potential WSW northbound at Primm 1 block west of Broadway (Minnesota or Pennsylvania I think)? I circled around twice and she did not make any eye contact or look my way so could have been civilian. Really skinny with no chest but looked somewhat clean and good face. Long brown hair.

Did not see much LE this weekend.

[Luky Laker]

Hi,

I'm new at all of this. Will be going to St. Louis. Don't have a lot of money. Would like to find a cheap SW. A couple of my drinking buddies suggested a crack women or some one that needs the money. How do I do this and are they really cheap? I don't want to spend more than $100. I just got back from Iraq and really need to unload.

[He So Horney]

I don't take offense at your preferences BowHuntMopar - it's one of the things that makes this such a great board, that we have so many different points of view when it comes to sexual gratification.

When I was quite a bit younger and not married I did have FS from sw's, but that was at a time when most anything you contracted could be treated and cured with penicillian or other meds.

Now I only stick with handjobs because they are safe. Some women give better handjobs than blowjobs, because of the tease they employ leading up to it.

But you sound like you've tapped into a good thing in Mexico. Wish I had been able to take advantage of that while I lived in California.

Regarding condoms - a few years back I was in "the lifestyle", as in swinging. I went to some great parties and one night I walked into a big room where 3 guys were just finishing with one woman. The last guy off the bed called over to me and said, "We need reinforcements!"

I went over there and the attractive blonde immediately unzipped my pants and took my cock out and started sucking it. When I got nice and hard she told me she wanted me inside of her. I said, "sure, just let me slip on a rubber". I removed my clothes, put on a rubber and climbed on top of her. She was incredibly hot, wet, and tight.

I pumped and pumped and it felt so good I was lost in the moment. I shot my wad, pulled out, and realized that somewhere along the way the condom slipped off.

To make a long story short, I contracted chlymidia from her. Fortunately, I was scheduled to get a physical the following week and my doctor notice a slight discharge from my wanker. I got tested and treated.

The moral of the story is that sometimes accidents happen.

I would never lecture anyone on what they should or shouldn't do. I merely share this with you to explain my specific desire not to go past self-imposed limits.

On a final note - maybe there's some nostalgia attached to my love of handjobs as well. When I was 21, I got my first massage parlor handjob in the basement of the Montclair Hotel on Kingshighway in their health club. A really cute young black masseuse jacked me off and the total cost of the massage with the handjob was just $10.00. That was over 30 years ago, and I have never forgotten how erotic that scene was nor how great and intense it felt.

[Knucklebuck]

I'm kinda the opposite on price. I'll pay more for attractiveness the first few times around and then if the girl becomes a regular, I try to get her as cheap as possible since I will be seeing her often.

[BowHuntMopar]

O.K. fellow mongers. I would like to offer my opinions on price issues.

I like to pay no more than what I pay in Tiujuana for sex. In TJ, it's $20 for FS with a Latino SW. For a dancer in an establishment comparable to Diamond Caberet or P.T.s, I pay about $50 to $70 depending on quality (attractiveness of the girl) for 30 minutes of her time. That does not include $10 for a hotel room for 30 minutes.

In St. Louis, I usual pay $20 for a covered BJ and $40 for FS. If the girl is going to be a regular, I usually pay between $50 & $100 depending on her attractiveness, personality, if she has an apartment & if she offers a GFE.

Additional funds are offered for swallowing semen & anal service.

Everything is negotiable so I usually start low during the negotiation & you can always go up in price. If you do not haggle with her on the price, she will usually want more money for more service.

Another thing is that I drive a POS car or truck to South St. Louis in order to NOT stand out in the crowd. Cops get suspicious if you are driving around the usual streets in a Mercedes or a Bimmer.

Finally, and I am not trying to piss off "He So Horney" but I guess I am spoiled by TJ, Amsterdam & Germany because I refuse to pay for a HJ. I can do that a home with a porn video.