2000-2004 Archived Reports

[BowHuntMopar]

Tiujuana update (10/14)(2 more days b/4 heading back to armpit of the USA - St. Louis).

10/13 (Wednesday afternoon) ---
"Lupe" --- (Adelitas) 5'8" to 5'10" tall, thin, 36D fake & rock hard breasts, looks like Charro (Hollywood Squares)("GooChee-GooChee"), from Cabo San Lucas, has 7 year old daughter, late 20's - early 30's.
Face - 7 or 8 (beautiful eyes & pouty lips).
Body - 7 or 8 (details above).
Attitude - 9 or 10 (walks around & mingles with potential customers. Laughs & jokes a lot, all around fun girl).
Bedroom performance - 7 or 8(CBJ, missionary, side entry, doggy).
Cost - $60 + 11(room) + $10(tip).

10/13 (8 p.m.) street behind Adelitas where all the SW stand.
"Ale-han-dro" --- 21 years old, 5'4", 110 to 120 pounds, very light complexion, can pass for white Anglo Saxon blood until she opens her mouth, 3 year old daughter, straight black hair slightly longer than shoulder length, BEAUTIFUL EYES.
Face --- 8 or 9.
Body --- 8 or 9 with clothes. 6 or 7 without clothes.
Attitude --- 7 or 8 (jokes & laughs about my despicable Spanish).
Bedroom Performance --- 6 or 7(CBJ, missionary, doggy).
Cost --- 20 minutes for $20. 40 minutes for $40. Additional $10 to remove all her clothes. Hotel for 40 minutes was $10. Total cost $50.

10/13 (Late night at about 2:30 a.m. therefor should be 10/14) ---
"Argentina" --- Adelitas, NO KIDS, 22 years old, golden brown Latino skin (YUM!!!), big boned woman (not fat, just a large stature woman (5'10" to 5'11"), from Guatelehara, 140 to 150 pounds, brown curvy hair down to middle of back, kind of snooty to all the customers until you get to know her. Trademark LARGE GOLD WAIST CHAIN and LONG fake eyelashes.
Face --- 8 or 9.
Body --- 9 or 10.
Attitude --- Downstairs (5 or 6). Upstairs in room (9 or 10).
Bedroom performance --- 10 (GFE, at least for me because YMMV)(CBJ, missionary, doggy, and several other things only a girlfriend will do with you that I refuse to mention here).
Cost --- $60 + $11(room) + $10 (tip).
In summary, thoughts of proposing to marry this beautiful woman went thru my mind. Considering buying a engagement ring here in TJ. Wait!!! Wait!!! Wait!!! I can't do that!!! My whoremongering days will be over for good & once the burrito's "kick in" & once she turns 30 years old, she will outweigh me.

I dread going back to St. Louis & Brooklyn to pick up the same old scraggly crackhead ****** that rate a "5" at best.

BTW, a great healthy restaurant called "Pollos Rostizados Dante" is located to the right of Adelitas (same street)(caddy corner)(red store front with a long vertical galvanized steel chimney - can see the chimney from Adelitas). Serves 1/4 a grilled chicken, rice & beans for $3.00. Much healthier than the greasy tacos served everywhere.

[Knucklebuck]

Anybody know of a WSW named Melissa aka "Ashley" from down on the state streets. I think she has a couple of kids and she may be around 35 by now.

What does she look like? Which particular streets?

[BowHuntMopar]

Tiujuana update (10/13/04)(4 more days until departure from whoremonger heaven to sorry ass St. Louis):

10/11 (Monday)

Jennifer - (2nd shift girl who starts work at 8 p.m.), 23, 5'7", slender @ 110-120 lbs., long shoulder length black hair, fake tits 34C or D ups, beautiful eyes, speaks great Engish, NY runway model type body & face!!!

Face --- 9 or 10.
Body --- 8 or 9.
Attitude --- Great downstairs at AB, but -2 in bed.
Performance --- ZERO (0)!!!
Cost --- $60 plus $11(hotel) & requested a freaking TIP (which I politely refused!!!
Summay --- She was worse than screwing a rubber doll, has (2) little boys ages 2 & 4. Thought her crap didn't stink. Type of woman who wouldn't even look at you on the streets unless you were Brad Pitt.

10/12 (Tuesday)

Candy --- 1st shift lady, 5'7", long black hair, 40 to 45 years old, stands around Hottie Central, really quiet until you get her upstairs, usually wears a summer dress.

Face --- 6 or 7.
Body --- 6 or 7.
Attitude --- 9 or 10.
Bedroom performance --- 10+ (Unbelievable!!!!!)
Cost --- $60 + $11(room) + $20(tip).
Summary --- Unbelievable CBJ, screws incredibly well, initiated intercourse with reverse cowgirl position. She's a sperm-drainer extro-dinaire(spelling?)!!!!! She did almost all the work. Took all my stamina not to blow my load too soon. Walked out of the hotel room drained and in need of a good nap. Luckily, my hotel is less than a block away & slept several hours after this encounter.

10/12 (evening shift)

Melanie, 24, 5'8" to 5'10", fake breasts (almost looked real), long black hair with blond highlights, dragon tatoo centered on her back, dagger tatoo at the bottom of her back, several other tatoos rest of her body. Stands around DJ booth area. She just finished her dance routine when I approached her as she was dressing.
Face --- 8 or 9 (looks like Brooke Shields twin). Beautiful eyes!!!
Body --- 9 or 10 (fake but great boobs aobut 36C or D).
Attitude --- 7 or 8.
Bedroom performance --- 7 or 8 (allowed breast licking, missionary, doggy).
Cost --- $60 + $11(room) + $10 (tip).
Summary --- Another girl to take home to mom. Potential wife material. Has 4 year old daughter.

It's 12:45 p.m. and I'm typing away here at this Internet Cafe again, while my Vietnam vet buddy is already at the AB mongering away!!! Gotta go!!! So many girls, so very little precious time left!!! You San Diego mongers have it made. BTW, met up with a civil litigation attorney whose been at the AB for 10 years. Said it took him 5 years before he found it. Great guy even if he's a freaking lawyer.

[Member #2808]

Anybody know of a WSW named Melissa aka "Ashley" from down on the state streets. I think she has a couple of kids and she may be around 35 by now.

[He So Horney]

Now for something a little different - a 4 hand massage.

For those of you that restrict your hobby to just young pretty ladies, this will probably not interest you.

Today I went prospecting again in the Wellness section of the Riverfront Times. I called an ad that offered 4 hand massages, switches (which I presume meant you can massage the masseuse), and body scrubs.

I called the number and a woman told me that a one hour massage was $55, and that a 4 hand massage (2 women) was $100.

When I asked her what kind of massage it was she gave me the usual non-specific description. Then I told her I was looking for an "erotic" massage and she said, "I think all massages are erotic". When I pressed for more detailed info she said she only booked the massages and didn't know anymore about it.

I decided to take a chance and get a 4 hand massage today.

First, let me tell you that the place is on 159 in Collinsville, and it was 35 miles from where I was originating, which was near Olive and 270. It's in a plain brick building with no signs on it.

I made an appointment for 11, but it didn't take me as long as I thought it would and I got there at 10:30 am. I tried the front door but it was locked. I knocked and no one answered, but just as I turned to go back to my car to wait, another car pulled up with 2 women in it. They were my masseuses.

They were average looking, maybe carrying 20 lbs more than they should have, but pleasant enough for my taste. One looked like she was in her early 20's, the other in her 30's. (They were both in jeans and slipped on some kind of green lab type jacket to give me the massage.)

They said hello and unlocked the front door and I followed them inside. I was led to a small room, much like many other massage parlor rooms. It had a table, dimly lit, and had a towel on the table for the client to use to cover himself.

Of course I didn't cover myself and was pleased when the two women came in the room that they didn't get the towel to cover me up, nor did they seem surprised to see me like that.

One of them started on my back, the other on my legs, then shortly after that they both were working on my legs and while not touching the goodies, came very close, and did massage my rear end. Each time they did I moved it to encourage them to do more.

After about 10 minutes the older gal said, "I'm going pretty high, do you mind?" I said, "No, not at all," hoping she'd go even higher.

They managed to get close enough, and graze my sensitive areas a few times and I was getting hard. Then they had me flip over.

Again, they cruised my inner thighs, my lower abdomen, but not quite hitting the good stuff. Finally, I just asked them, "Can you please go a little lower?" The older gal said, "I won't get in trouble will I?" I said, "Of course not", and she proceeded to give my genitals the attention they so desperately needed.

The other young lady massaged my nipples, stomach, inner thighs while the older one got me really worked up. Then towards the end the younger one left and the older one finished jacking me off.

Then the younger one returned with some warm soapy water, and they gave me a body scrub on the table.

I asked the older one if she'd like referrals and she said no, because she was afraid of being busted. She said they had only been open for 8 weeks.

In summation: $100 for 2 women is a bargain. No additional money was asked of me before the happy ending. I added $20 for a tip. The ladies are average looking, slightly overweight, but if you're like me and you close your eyes and just concentrate on the sensation of hands moving across your body, they're great.

They are very nice, and I will probably go back there sometime.

It is a distance from St. Louis, but from downtown only about 15 minutes away.

I didn't try the switch.

They are in this weeks Riverfront Times. If anyone sees them DO NOT MENTION YOU HEARD ABOUT THEM FROM ANYONE! It will mess things up if you do. Just say you saw the ad in the RFT.

As for as I can tell this one's a slam dunk as longer as you convey to them you're not law enforcement.

[Trox Diver]

MsSunny,

I saw Sunny/Tara/Renee too, about 3 years ago, just amplifying the previous posts. She belongs in a nursing home. Described herself to me (as there were no pics) as a blonde with long sexy legs. Her hair appeared more dark to me and you can't have long sexy legs if your 5'2 and fat. Hideous accomodations, a place off Lindberg I wouldn't let my dog sleep in. I gave her 20 for wasting her time and wrote a bad review of her. Got blasted and blacklisted for my trouble. You can always tell her though, usually a lot of emphasis on romantic moods or something and her trademark NO PICS. She has some now but they look 1. OLD, and 2. Digitally enhanced.

Glad to see the Topanga reviews, I've often considered her for 1/2 hour deals but haven't pulled the trigger yet, probably will now. The full hour rate is pretty steep for the area escorts, $300 is kind of hard to sneak past the wife. This board is great, lots of useful info.

[BowHuntMopar]

Tiujuana (Adelita Bar) update from a St. Louis, MO visitor:

10/10/04 (evening) ---

Brenda, 22 years old, 4'11", 90 pounds, shoulder length blond hair, starts work at 7 or 8 p.m..
Face --- 9 or 10.
Body --- 8 or 9.
Attitude --- 9 or 10.
Bedroom performance --- 8 or 9.
Cost --- $60 + $11 (room) + $20 (tip) = $91 (total price - most outstanding babe I've had in a long time). A girl to take home to momma!!!

10/11/04 (day shift) ---

Lezza, skinny with small firm breasts, 5'6", 100 to 110 pounds, petite wears a straw cowboy hat, 26 years old.
Face - 7 or 8.
Body - 8 or 9 (OUTSTANDING FIRM REAR END).
Attitude --- 8 or 9 (self masturbation of cltoris leading to orgasm - fake?)
Performance --- 8 or 9.
Costs --- $60 + $11(room) + $10(tip) = $81(another outstanding session for the price. I had to head back to my hotel room to replenish my sexual fluids with a nap). (BTW, the cost of the hotel was $65 for 7 days. Unbelievable price!!!)

That's it for now. The sun's going down. I'm at a Internet cafe on Constitution Blvd and just finished (4) tacos for $3.20. Got to get my hunting gear (condoms, ejaculation delay cream, thigh high stockings, Big Red gum) and go out on another safari tonight. It's HELL, but someone's got to do it!!! BTW, the girls all seem to know about the internet, so none will permit any photos any more.

[R Lams]

I met with Topanga a few months ago for a half hour visit. As stated in earlier she is very pretty.

She isn't a clock watcher. I was there for 35 minutes before I looked at the clock and said it was time for me to go. She looked at the bed and then said she had time if I wanted to "go again". I had to get back to work so I declined.

I don't partake in the street walkers but I have been noticing them more and more. I just saw one today at noon at Hampton and 44. I was coming out of Dirt Cheap and I saw her coming across the Holiday Inn parking lot. She kept looking at me and turning towards me but I kept going.

She was about 35, white, slender build. She didn't have a bra on and had what I call "happy to see you nipples".

[WildFun65]

While doing the Broadway cruise, I had a bad experience Friday. I was with a WSW I picked up at the Dollar store (nothing to write home about), I had a van pull up behind me just after she finished me and was creeping up really slow. I don't know if it was a resident trying to clean the area up or if it was someone with bad intentions. Just a reminder to be careful choosing your parking spots. The van was a white full size GMC conversion.

[BowHuntMopar]

Greetings Fellow TiuJuana Mongers,

I'm from St. Louis and here for a week on vacation. First, I'm posting some helpful info about a few girls we "boinked" on Saturday & today (Sunday). These notes were taken at the Adelita Bar in dim light with my little "black" book. Some of the info is incomplete due to excessive alcohol consumption between "sessions". Second, I would like some help from you experienced mongers about a few of the girls I would like to try but am cautious about. Seems like the best looking girls have the worst attitude & bedroom performance. Nothing new to me here, except I don't want to waste my money on another GREAT LOOKING girl.

Saturday (10/9/04) --- Arrived from STL to SAN about noon:

Nikita, 26, blond, about 5'10" tall, skimpy white outfit she wore today.
Face - 7 or 8.
Body - 9 or 10.
Bedroom performance - 4 or 5.
Costs $60 + $11 for room (typically for all girls listed below).

Kayla (my buddy selected her so he nor I recall much about her due to too many Corona beers).
Face - 6 or 7.
Body - 6 or 7.
Bedroom performance - 5.

Angelica - another monger's (we sat next to) rating.
Face - 8.
Body - 9.
Performance - 5.

Katherine - My buddy & I both "boinked" her, but no physical description recall due to excessive alcohol consumption.
Face - 6 or 7.
Body - 6 or 7.
Bedroom performance - 8.
Attitude - 8.

Sunday - 10/10/04

Fernanda, about 25 to 30 years old, 5'5", about 130 pounds, about 36C tits, shoulder length straight black hair. My buddy recommended her from last night.
Face - 6 - 7.
Body - 6 - 7 (scar due to Ceasarian section).
Attitude - 9.
Bedroom performance - 8 or 9 (almost GFE) allowed titty licking, DATY (I know it's dangerous, but I was intoxicated). Had to give a $10 tip.

Here's the info I need on some of the girls listed below. I got their names but wanted you guys help to provide assistance on which girl was good "upstairs".

1 --- "Brenda/Belinda/Melinda" - I could not hear her too well due to HIGH music volume at Adelitas. Petite blond shoulder length straight hair. Works from 7 p.m. until 6 a.m.

2 --- "Italiano" - ???

3 --- "Caroline" - ???


Thanks in advance for all your help & you can PM me if the message is personal.

[Blue Sterling]

Sam,

You are 100% on the money about everything in your post. The location is the same & the details too. Awful, just awful... and I can't even find a single positive thing to say about the experience. Be smarter than me & avoid this woman guys.

[Chicagomax]

Sam of St Louee,

That was one of the most honest straight reviews I have ever read of an escort. Many times the reviews on lots of the boards are not 100% accurate. In fact I would say they are mostly wrong.

I tend not to believe them and ignore most of them. I go by the chicks looks. If I am going to pay out 300 bucks for an escort then she has to meet certain requirements on looks.

Now the street scene is a little different but I steer clear of the obvouis skanks.

I think that Nikki over in Brooklyn is a real exception to the sw scene over there.

Anyway Sam nice post

[Knucklebuck]

Picked up Angie, otherwise known as Ashley from my 7-11-04 post. It was at Eichelberger and Grand about 4am. She looked fairly decent, complexion was much better than in the past. Her ass is top notch. Nice rounded cheeks, but not big at all.

BBBJCIM for $25. Decent technique, nothing special though. It was unrushed and she pulled off after the 2nd squirt. She and a bunch of other girls have moved their flophouse from the Walsh and Louisiana to Delor and Tenn. Shawna from my same 7-11 post is supposedly running in and out of this place as well as a couple others.

To paraphrase Angie, she said go ahead knock. If she's not there, chances are that there will be some girl there that will take care of you. Walking up into a house with a bunch of crackheads and dope dealers is not on my To Do list though. Angie did say she had her own room.

Also, saw Tonya from my previous posts and most recently, Stray Ten Arrow. She was walking along Grand at Meramec as usual about 2am.

[Chicagomax]

Here is a second picture of her. I hope that helps all who wondered what she looks like. Like I said she is real cute just bigger boned than I like.

[Chicagomax]

I have seen Topanga before. She is real cute with big cansand huge lips but she is larger than I like a womanto be . She is not really fat just kinda large boned. She advertises 5-2 125 but my guess is more like 145

She gets really good reviews on a couple of the national boards. Her size and the fact she talks about her husband really turned me off. Ok I was not turned off until after I shot my load a couple of times.