Balti-Lingo -- Monger's Vocabulary

[Oriole Mon]

Not sure who said this at the work cafe but one of the guys said:

"Tre's mods turned his malibu into a sweet ghetto sled"

Apparently this was an 80's malibu with the metallic sparkle paint, tint, spinners, and air shocks.

This was new one on me, but it sounds pretty funny.

[Benchseats Rock]

Thank you to LoveLOS for the Clydesdale Scale.

[PsyberZombie]

I realize that this is the Balti·Lingo Board , but for a change of pace for allah youse ,
here's some Slang from the great but puny State of RHO·DY·LAN =


Bone of Contention = A hard-on that causes an argument e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend

Cliterature = one-handed reading material

Etch-A-Sketch = Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples simultaneously

Free the Tadpoles = Liberate the residents of the Wank Tanks

Frigmarole = Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay

Going For a McShit = Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food —yer just going in to the use the restroom to take a dump and wash up after a date with a Hooker . If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food later is a McShit With Lies

Greyhound = A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare

Hand-to-Gland Combat = A vigorous masturbation session

Hefty Cleft = Description of a very large vagina

[Benchseats Rock]

Hey, I resemble dat remark.


Larry!

Sorry highness. Won't happen again. Eh....

[Larry 56]

I'm a transplant. I come from the great white North, where we have a queen. And not the kind that lives on Calvert St.

Hey, I resemble dat remark.


Larry!

[Benchseats Rock]

I jes chained duh earl in mah odes.

[Baltimonger]

Lasweek, I was gone up Blare Roode crankin' sawm Arn Maid'n, when I happena see Butchie's Cameero turnin on a red eerow down Moreevia Roode. I says to Cheeryl "man, that's alegal".

[Benchseats Rock]

Hey, but you don't talk like dis, do ya?


Larry!

I'm a transplant. I come from the great white North, where we have a queen. And not the kind that lives on Calvert St.

[Larry 56]

How to co-moon-icate wiff the natives

Hey, but you don't talk like dis, do ya?


Larry!

[Benchseats Rock]

How to co-moon-icate wiff the natives

[Benchseats Rock]

Rusty Trombone


This is a Robux favorite, and I can see why:

Getting a Rimjob with lots of tongue and moaning, from behind while standing, while at the same time getting a handjob on the reach around from the provider.



Benchseats Rock

[Benchseats Rock]

Strawberry Shortcake

Where you jack off and cum all over a gal's face and then WHAM!, punch her in the nose.

[Robux]

Squat + Condo = Squando

Coined by LaEspion

[Robux]

Stem-Fast Diet (n) See Crack-tkins Diet.

[Benchseats Rock]

Term: Angelos
Function: Noun, Verb, Slang (Profanity)
Definition: To bend over an unsuspecting (and unusually loyal) subject and pound their ass raw until completion. The tearing out of the subject's heart and eating it raw is optional, though highly ingrained in the local tradition. When used as the coup de grace, the entire maneuver is referred to as an Angelos with a Mayflower Twist.

Addenda and Provisions:

• The administrator of the action shall be henceforth referred to as Peter, or the Peter. It is a traditional name, new in this usage. It has replaced the now archaic Irsay in the common parlance.

• Protection is the sole option of the Peter.

• Should the Peter opt to utilize protection, the league minimum standard shall be observed. Local tradition defines this as a composition of at least 70% sandpaper and 10% glass. The remainder is traditionally a mixture of the discarded portion of the hardshell crab. Any variety may be used.

• Completion is at the whim and whimsy of the Peter. It has nothing at all to do with the muscular reflex known as orgasm. This is due to the fact that only sentient, carbon based life forms are capable of aforementioned muscular reflex.

• Lube is absolutely prohibited during the commission of an Angelos or an Angelos with a Mayflower Twist in order to inflict as much trauma as is inhumanely possible.