Balti-Lingo -- Monger's Vocabulary

**FromUnder** · 10-05-07 16:40

Originally Posted by Oriole Mon

Also know as Reisterstown road.

Apparelty this is the quickest road between Africa and Isreal in world.

Someone from the jewish community explianed this to me.

Oriole

Israel is in Africa isn't it? I heard a simillar joke years ago somebody asked me if i knew what the worlds longest bridge was he said the 14th street bridge it connects Virginia to Africa.There was another DC bridge joke going around when Jimmy Carter was president It was what do Jimmy Carter and the Key Bridge have in common they both go in and out of Rosslyn In case someone didn't know Rosslyn is a city in Va the key bridge connects Georgetown to Rosslyn it also the name of Jimmy Carters wife wife

**Big Dawg1087** · 10-04-07 22:49

Originally Posted by Bad Bad Boy

Alimony = Money a man pays a woman NOT to have sex with him. lol

Saw this other definition of alimony on some comedy show.

I only had Alimony to pay her.

For those who don't get it, Alimony >> A Li Mony >> A Lil Money

**Bad Bad Boy** · 10-04-07 15:07

OTR = On the rag.

**Bad Bad Boy** · 10-04-07 15:06

Alimony = Money a man pays a woman NOT to have sex with him. lol

**Bad Bad Boy** · 09-08-07 09:49

Survival sex is a term commonly used by LE to describe SW's who engage in sex for housing, food or clothes while coping with severe drug addiction and/or psychological trauma. BBB

**Bad Bad Boy** · 09-07-07 17:25

Cheater's head is a term probably coined by the porn industry and used frequently by SW's to hurry a guy to cum. Time is money to these girls. While the girl has your cock in her mouth she is also jerking you off at the same time to expedite your cum. BBB

**Oriole Mon** · 08-19-07 12:47

Also know as Reisterstown road.

Apparelty this is the quickest road between Africa and Isreal in world.

Someone from the jewish community explianed this to me.

Oriole

**Bad Bad Boy** · 07-09-07 15:03

A kiss is upper persuasion for lower invasion. BBB

**Oriole Mon** · 01-29-07 21:37

The ability of a senior, or near senior of the member to contact another senior member via cell phone for the location of a P4P community. This ability is to only be used after 2 or more of a monger's personal "black book" locations have panned out within 30 minutes. The only payment accepted or expected back for the service is similiar referrals.

This feature of senior status rocks!

**Robux** · 01-13-07 02:12

Le Espion brought this one up with me recently during a phone conversation and asked that I post it for him and give him proper credit.

Swap Donkey, n, (see war pig)

**Robux** · 01-13-07 02:10

Alas, I have been given righteous props for my ever-keen Robux Sense.

Robux Sense, n, 1) The ability to sniff out P4P puss from long distances, whether or not it's visible. 2) The ability to persuade any and all, no matter how reluctant or skittish, potential P4P puss owner into my car. 3) Knowledge of and the ability to properly execute techniques to establish rapport with said P4P puss owner and maximize positive experience.

**Big Red50** · 01-12-07 08:07

Originally Posted by LoveLOS

Mongervision (noun) Syn: Beergoggles, he-so-horny, blue-balls

1. A condition or state-of-mind in which a monger that normally draws the line at sex with anything less than a SW scale "4" as reprehensible; either considers, or attempts to have sex with a "2." The condition is exhibited when little head takes over for the big one.

2. A condition or state-of-mind in which a monger that has been the victim of upselling-in-the-room-b1tch scam forks over the extra $$. The condition is exhibited when little head takes over for the big one.

3. A condition or state-of-mind in which a monger that normally prefers escorts and AMPs for the quality hits the loop because he has been stood up at 3am... The condition is exhibited when little head takes over for the big one.

4. When little head takes over for the big one.

LoveLOS

Hey LoveBoat:

Great post on the symptoms and side effects of Mongervision, what about the cause.

1. Being blind, you can't feel ugly or sense it with a cane.
2. Being drunk
3. Ingesting to many controlled deadly substances CFS

I would like a professional opinion from Dr. Monger, you awake Doc?

Again, just trying to help,

Big Red from Balmer

**Member #4338** · 01-11-07 21:51

Originally Posted by LoveLOS

Mongervision (noun) Syn: Beergoggles, he-so-horny, blue-balls

1. A condition or state-of-mind in which a monger that normally draws the line at sex with anything less than a SW scale "4" as reprehensible; either considers, or attempts to have sex with a "2." The condition is exhibited when little head takes over for the big one.

2. A condition or state-of-mind in which a monger that has been the victim of upselling-in-the-room-b1tch scam forks over the extra $$. The condition is exhibited when little head takes over for the big one.

3. A condition or state-of-mind in which a monger that normally prefers escorts and AMPs for the quality hits the loop because he has been stood up at 3am... The condition is exhibited when little head takes over for the big one.

4. When little head takes over for the big one.

LoveLOS

And here endeth the lesson, grasshopper.

**LoveLOS** · 01-11-07 21:42

Mongervision (noun) Syn: Beergoggles, he-so-horny, blue-balls

1. A condition or state-of-mind in which a monger that normally draws the line at sex with anything less than a SW scale "4" as reprehensible; either considers, or attempts to have sex with a "2." The condition is exhibited when little head takes over for the big one.

2. A condition or state-of-mind in which a monger that has been the victim of upselling-in-the-room-b1tch scam forks over the extra $$. The condition is exhibited when little head takes over for the big one.

3. A condition or state-of-mind in which a monger that normally prefers escorts and AMPs for the quality hits the loop because he has been stood up at 3am... The condition is exhibited when little head takes over for the big one.

4. When little head takes over for the big one.

LoveLOS

**Bad Bad Boy** · 01-11-07 07:00

"Angela-good" is a term recently used to set the highest-level of sexual and personal performance by which all the other SW's are evaluated. If an SW is considered to be Angela-good, her performance is among the best and highest. BBB