2005 Archived Reports

[Big Mac Daddy]

My buddy went to see the make you tingle all over girl today with high hopes, AND LEFT! To many rules, No kissing, no pussy touching, no daty, (even if you wanted to)lol, One pop and out. I have wondered about the asian CA chick, I recall seeing her stuff somewhere before..Hummm. Instinct says stay away. As far as the other girl, calls herself Madison, Real but expensive.

The CA gal is a spammer.

The Madison gal wanted full name, work name & number, board handle, and more. I let my big head do the thinking. C-ya!

[Azz Man]

Been a good boy this year and would like a Holiday Treat! But want to choose wisely...

Anyone had any experience with any of these girls who advertise on The Back Room website in Htfd area (the-back-room.com/ht/emt/), part of the Hartford Advocate:

1) Mercedes Exotic, Lickable & Wild! 22 y.o. 5'6", 115, 36C

2) ***Heather And*****Santa's Elves!**Appt Only:10am-7pm Come Enjoy our Holiday Cheer!!!

3) Santa's Horny Helpers Cum get Your South Pole Wrapped in a Hot Box! Holiday Treats

4) Miami Heat Hard, Tight Body, 34D, 5'3", 105, Incall Only 9am-7pm

Called #1, sounded hot on phone, very pleasant too. Does In/Out. In is out of a motel room somewhere around Htfd area. Had another girl with her too, Annie. In prices - $140 half, $200 full. Extra for 2 girl show.

Called #2, Girl who answered said did In/Out. Choice of 3 girls. Sounds like all live in Htfd area and work as team. Said you could meet all 3 at motel and pick your girl or all 3 would come to you and you could choose, and the other 2 would take off. In prices - $130 half, $180 full. Extra for 2 girl show.

Called #3, and lady who answered says they run out of a residential house in Windsor and have 3 to 4 girls working daily, you get to choose when you arrive via a lineup. $100 for half, $150 for full hour.

Called #4, the girl answered and said she just moved back to Miami, had been working out of her apt. in Rockville. Think she said she was Brazilian/Latin.

[Wanderer]

Ad #1. Too new, never seen her before, & no reviews.

Ad #2. This one will want a ton of info on you. Much more than the average person is willing to give. It's beyond me why "upscale" is on CL. She has a website but doesn't show enough. If that doesn't chase you away, check the rates.

Ad #3. With a 510 area code? That's CA. Her CL ads are everywhere all at the same time.

Passing on all three...

Yeah, CL seems to have gone further down hill, Especially after that recent fiasco of the woman pimping her own
daughter.

It's just turning into another freebie dumping ground for spammers to flood, and scam. One thing I highly suggest,
Feed part of their ad to google, and CL's full name w/o the town.
If they're real, the ad should only pop-up once. If it pops up more than once, Look at the URL at the bottom.. It usually
says the location it was posted for. If they don't match, Beware of Spam!

I've only perused CL for other things. (cars, electronics, computers, etc.) but the personals there, are pretty
riddled with garbage & spam. It's just not worth getting scammed.

Wanderer --:Those who wander, Aren't necessarily lost!

[MrGopher]

My buddy went to see the make you tingle all over girl today with high hopes, AND LEFT! To many rules, No kissing, no pussy touching, no daty, (even if you wanted to)lol, One pop and out. I have wondered about the asian CA chick, I recall seeing her stuff somewhere before..Hummm. Instinct says stay away. As far as the other girl, calls herself Madison, Real but expensive.

[Big Mac Daddy]

Latest CL crop...

I WILL MAKE YOU TINGLE ALL OVER... TRUE ITALIAN/ BRAZILAN BEAUTY - 25
http://hartford.craigslist.org/ers/117512876.html


Visiting hartford-Upscale Discreet Companion - 33
http://hartford.craigslist.org/ers/117554118.html


!!! SINCERE, GENUINE PROVIDER WILL TEACH U THE ART OF SATISFACTION !!! - w4m
http://hartford.craigslist.org/ers/117688078.html

Ad #1. Too new, never seen her before, & no reviews.



Ad #2. This one will want a ton of info on you. Much more than the average person is willing to give. It's beyond me why "upscale" is on CL. She has a website but doesn't show enough. If that doesn't chase you away, check the rates.



Ad #3. With a 510 area code? That's CA. Her CL ads are everywhere all at the same time.


Passing on all three...

[B. U.]

Stoner,

The one in the middle can be found else where and has a reputation for being very pleasant.

B. U.

[Stoner]

Latest CL crop...

I WILL MAKE YOU TINGLE ALL OVER... TRUE ITALIAN/ BRAZILAN BEAUTY - 25
http://hartford.craigslist.org/ers/117512876.html

Visiting hartford-Upscale Discreet Companion - 33
http://hartford.craigslist.org/ers/117554118.html

!!! SINCERE, GENUINE PROVIDER WILL TEACH U THE ART OF SATISFACTION !!! - w4m
http://hartford.craigslist.org/ers/117688078.html

[VilunyaChert]

The only famous person I've ever seen in person at an airport was the infamous 'singer' Tiny Tim, at Miami International Airport back in the 1980s. Not quite the same as meeting a porn star!

So you're saying you wouldn't want to tiptoe through her two lips?

[Mighty Spearsman]

Dear Garthy:

I enjoyed your story. There's been very little going on in Hartford lately, so it's nice to read that something interesting happened at Bradley Airport.

The only famous person I've ever seen in person at an airport was the infamous 'singer' Tiny Tim, at Miami International Airport back in the 1980s. Not quite the same as meeting a porn star!

[Stoner]

No hate coming your way, Garthy. Glad you had the balls to give it a go.
She's from New Haven. I thought she maintained a home in Danbury?

I checked a few sources, thinking that maybe she was headlining somewhere or doing a signing at a pornshop. No such info found by me. So home for the holidays seems most likely.

I don't like her look at all, personally. Glad to hear confirmation from someone within upclose range.

[Garthy]

I hope no one slams for this posting, but I just wanted to share this one...

I was at Bradley the other night when I saw an extremely petite, bleached-blonde with a figure that was unbelievable. Her face was a bit peculiar-looking. Clearly she had a little too much plastic surgery-- higher than normal cheekbones with a tiny little pointed nose and a constellation of facial features that just did not seem "normal." She also had platinum-bleached blonde hair. Her tits were huge and her ass was tiny and tight. Her figure was unbelievable!!! She stood about 5'2" and weighed maybe 95 - 100 lbs. She was mesmerizing. I very subtlely followed her to the baggage claim area (and blew-off the friend I was there to pick up). I made eye contact briefly with her. But she looked away fast. I did not stare any further. I had the opportunity to chat with her when she had trouble taking her bag off the conveyor. I helped her. When she thanked me I made small talk. Surprisingly, she opened up fairly easily. I heard about her recent trip to Florida and that the weather was bad. I agreed with her (not wanting to seem like a stalker-- after all, I was at the baggage claim area). I asked her if she wanted to accompany me for a drink or a bite to eat (she did not look like she ever at much...). She thanked me and told me she could not. I offered her a ride, but she told me she already had arrangements to be picked up.

Okay-- here is the point of the entire story-- that girl (I found out later) was porn star Jesse Jane!!! This info was from another guy in the terminal who saw me make my move and informed me that she has been in a bunch of pornos and was even recently on Howard Stern. What I wouldn't have given for a piece of that!!! Now I have this wish that my charm and moves could have been more successful!

I wonder what she is doing up in this area? Who knows-- maybe visiting family.

Oh, there is a bit of a happy ending to all this-- the person who I came to pickup had a delyed arrival (thank you Southwest) and I turned out looking like a nice patient person rather than a dick who would have (in a second) left hims stranded for a prime piece of ass.

Felt like sharing, hope you won't spam me for it...

[Mack Daddy II]

Hey Legs,

I too have have met the Kelly from Enfield she gives a nice BJ too, but this Kelly is a different girl, much more attractive.

stay safe
Mack

[Shaky Legs]

Have hooked up with a Kelly a couple times myself, Mack. She told me she was from Enfield tho so, not sure if it's the same one you know. The Kelly I know also gave very nice BBBJ so, we may have the same chick in mind. If so, glad to hear she didn't get busted last week. She seems like a genuinly nice girl. Will keep my eyes open for Jodi as well.

Thanks for the info.

Be safe,

Shaky

[Mack Daddy II]

There are a couple of new SWs in the North End. Two blondes I have had the pleasure of hooking up with his week. One is named Jodi, who was around this summer but is back and one for Florida who i actually hooked up with while on the road. Her name is Kelly, and is will give you a BBBJ to remember and she has a nice set of boobs too. I had the pleasure yesterday.

[Shaky Legs]

Took a cruise through the Garden/Huntington/Niles/Albany/Chestnut areas the last couple of late afternoons. Haven't seen any girls I am used to seeing out there including a favorite I have been seeing somewhat regularly. Is the city still under lock down or does my timing suck? Kinda reluctant to pick up any "new faces" since Wolfmans reports from last week until I see the familiar ones again. Hopefully that will be soon.

Be safe,

Shaky