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Maybe tricky
Originally Posted by
PauFord
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It's easy to do. The hard part is likely when she realizes she needs to make estimated tax payments quarterly. Or when she realizes she even has to pay taxes at all. When reality hits and 20% or more of her allowance gets taken away suddenly shit gets real. Ie. She's going to want YOU the SD to eat her tax bill 😂.
If you want to 1099 her you need to have her social security number. Maybe she won't like telling you that information.
The other wrinkle is determining what service she provides for the forms.
If she's smart she would like the idea and she can buy a Roth IRA, a SEP-IRA, and even a Health Savings Account.
All 3 are good retirement investments, and the SEP and HSA lower her taxes.
I guess she could say she cleans your house and walks your dog, etc.
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Originally Posted by
Chandler89
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I've been trying to figure out something similar. I've been in an exclusive SD / SB relationship with one of the former agency girls (met her through the agency then she left and called me) for a while and while it has worked out great, it would be nice to get something tax-wise out of it. I think having reportable income for her would actually be a bit of a help for her as well in order to substantiate her cash and spending, which isn't extravagant at all but is higher than her part-time real job would realistically support. She's actually been very helpful when I ask her about certain social media platforms and how to get noticed or not get noticed, so I could contract her for consulting services.
I like the idea of putting some of allowance as a legit contractor payment.
They won't give you their ssn. You might get audited if you have no documentation. Unless your paying them like 50 k or do, I doubt they will give you their personal info.
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It's Easy To Do
It's easy to do. The hard part is likely when she realizes she needs to make estimated tax payments quarterly. Or when she realizes she even has to pay taxes at all. When reality hits and 20% or more of her allowance gets taken away suddenly shit gets real. Ie. She's going to want YOU the SD to eat her tax bill 😂.
Originally Posted by
Chandler89
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I've been trying to figure out something similar. I've been in an exclusive SD / SB relationship with one of the former agency girls (met her through the agency then she left and called me) for a while and while it has worked out great, it would be nice to get something tax-wise out of it. I think having reportable income for her would actually be a bit of a help for her as well in order to substantiate her cash and spending, which isn't extravagant at all but is higher than her part-time real job would realistically support. She's actually been very helpful when I ask her about certain social media platforms and how to get noticed or not get noticed, so I could contract her for consulting services.
I like the idea of putting some of allowance as a legit contractor payment.
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Contractor / Formalizing Payment
Originally Posted by
Abcat1
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I was giving one so much money I used the write off as a start up. It should have been a merger and acquisition. What an idiot I was back then. She cost me more than the miles of blond girls. Live and learn.
I've been trying to figure out something similar. I've been in an exclusive SD / SB relationship with one of the former agency girls (met her through the agency then she left and called me) for a while and while it has worked out great, it would be nice to get something tax-wise out of it. I think having reportable income for her would actually be a bit of a help for her as well in order to substantiate her cash and spending, which isn't extravagant at all but is higher than her part-time real job would realistically support. She's actually been very helpful when I ask her about certain social media platforms and how to get noticed or not get noticed, so I could contract her for consulting services.
I like the idea of putting some of allowance as a legit contractor payment.
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Met Her Three Years ago
Originally Posted by
Abcat1
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Daniella sent me some nice photos. Only problem she wants to meet at a reasonably expensive restaurant. I'm not cheap, but don't want to get into a courtship, dating kind of thing so was thinking about cancelling. I've got plans with two others. Am meeting SweetMelody tomorrow. Very cool woman. Very athletic from New Zealand.
When I was brand new on SA, I met her for lunch at a bit of a pricey place. She had same photo back then. She dressed down for the lunch, just looked very average. Wanted 300 for covered. Wanted to gett a hotel after lunch. I told her I had to get back to work. She contacted me a few times after that but never budged on the 300 or covered.
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Originally Posted by
Lukkylou
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They've all been reviewed here previously. I bagged the second one a few times about 3 years ago. Polish American girl with an athletic build that can take a pounding and puts some effort in. Face is a little muggy and she's a pain in the ass to see due to distance from the city and no car. According to her, she had been on SA for YEARS when I met her.
Do you recall what you paid for her? Any contact info? Thanks.
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Reporting income on SA
I registered and posted an income but took it down the next day. Realized I'd just put a target on my back.
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Surprise them.
At the end of the year give them a 1099 as they could be your independent contractor. Come up with a creative job title, they would have a problem contesting it since, if truthful, they would be admitting to prostitution. Failure to pay their estimated taxes quarterly? Or just do it to those that do you wrong.
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Daniella
Originally Posted by
PauFord
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I talked to her a while back. She's been on SA a long time and I got the high (er) end escort vibe from her. She did email me some nice pics as well. However the ppm money was way off, I can't recall exactly what she wanted for ppm but do remember that it was big time GPS. So the pricey restaurant thing doesn't surprise me.
Thanks. That was my vibe also. I'm going to cancel.
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Accounting
I was giving one so much money I used the write off as a start up. It should have been a merger and acquisition. What an idiot I was back then. She cost me more than the miles of blond girls. Live and learn.
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All three have been discussed on the board several times. The first one has been discussed extensively. All you have to do is search the board before you post. If you don't know you to search with her SA url PM me and I'll show you.
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Taxes
Originally Posted by
Abcat1
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My accountant and I figured out a way to deduct expenses and so far so good. Said I was investing in a startup and providing funding. Some of these women are really trying to start careers so why not.
I'm wondering if I can claim an SB as a dependent.
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Gps
New here. What does GPS stand for? =T.
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SA girls
They've all been reviewed here previously. I bagged the second one a few times about 3 years ago. Polish American girl with an athletic build that can take a pounding and puts some effort in. Face is a little muggy and she's a pain in the ass to see due to distance from the city and no car. According to her, she had been on SA for YEARS when I met her.
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Daniella is GPS
Originally Posted by
Abcat1
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Daniella sent me some nice photos. Only problem she wants to meet at a reasonably expensive restaurant. I'm not cheap, but don't want to get into a courtship, dating kind of thing so was thinking about cancelling. I've got plans with two others. Am meeting SweetMelody tomorrow. Very cool woman. Very athletic from New Zealand.
I talked to her a while back. She's been on SA a long time and I got the high (er) end escort vibe from her. She did email me some nice pics as well. However the ppm money was way off, I can't recall exactly what she wanted for ppm but do remember that it was big time GPS. So the pricey restaurant thing doesn't surprise me.