2005 Archived General Reports

**AK Dude 04** · 12-27-05 18:01

Anyone have info on Jewelie? Is she still around? http://escorts.naughtynightlife.com/...?EscortID=2619

**Mr Magoo2** · 12-20-05 03:11

Dude,

Thanks for the intel on Natalia. I, too, e-mailed her and got a pic (head shot). She's fairly cute. I also searched/checked with a competing board in the PNW as she said she was recently working down there. No luck there. I corresponded with her a bit and suggested that if she wants to command that rate she ought to have some smokin' reviews out there somewhere. I'm not in a position to TOFTT what with the holidays upon us.

Speaking of which, I also TOFTT and visited Illusions twice over the past month. On the first visit I saw Queenie. Boy oh boy, she's a young knock out spinner...but $.6 for a weak massage and to have my leg dry humped is just a bit over the top.

I saw Paige on the second trip. I actually didn't plan on going back as I contacted her through another service, but she indicated that the location is convenient for her. I'm glad I conceded. I have nothing but compliments. 8 looks (a bit chunky...I'm a spinner guy), 10+ attitude, 10+ service, and an awesome massage. A real find and a definite repeat!

Neither one asked for a tip, much to my surprise. They must have figured out that they are competing with the AMPs. As with any other service, it's all about the provider and YMMV. AMPs, IMHO, still produce more consistent results.

And Dude, this experience makes me concede to your recent advice on the Squarebanks board. I don't care how good they look - if the proper attitude isn't there, it's just not worth the trouble. Though I'm drawn to a spinner frame, my second Illusions experience was awesome and it all had to do with the attitude. I wish that all providers would understand this simple concept.

Have a happenin' holiday.

Magoo

**AK Dude 04** · 12-19-05 10:41

Mr. Magoo2,
I emailed and here is her response:

"hi yes i am in anchorage, and the only pic i have is unfortunately a headshot. as for a description of me i am 5'8" short reddish brown hair, blue-green eyes, i weigh about 150 with a big bubble butt and a 34-b chest. my rates are 150 per half an hour and 300 for the hour, to set up a date you can either give me a number to call or you can set it up a place date and time at least a day in advance through email but the day of i will need a umber to confirm when i am on my way."
$300 seems a little steep for a newbie, but I think I did see a her run a special recently. Never did get a picture.

Originally Posted by Mr Magoo2

Does anyone have any intel on the following new(?) provider that goes by Natalia?

http://anchorage.craigslist.org/ers/118284397.html

**Sideout** · 12-19-05 10:31

Sorry, both these will have to be brief.

Visited the illusions site, was a total of $160. Was OK, however, the service is better at the two other sites discussed here frequently (wanted tip on top of the above).

Visited Jenny. Same price as above, much better value.

Side.

**Vitrea** · 12-17-05 06:55

I saw Jenny yesterday for the 3rd time. Probably the last time. IMHO she is not the best in town. Clearly, others had better experiences. Her massage is a bit mechanical and not hard enough for me. If were to rate them. Connie and Tina would get an 8, Nana is a 7.5 and Jenny woud get a 7. I rate Connie higher for looks and rate Tina higher for a massage. Tina supposedly had few years of experience as a professional masseuse.

The best ever was Koki from Los angeles (most of them are from LA). If any of you remember her, she was the atheletic one with very little body fat and had an awesome oral technique. My perspective may be slightly different as I have never gone for a full service in an ANC AMP.

**Cobalt Blue** · 12-15-05 04:54

Jenny is back in town working at the AMP across from the Sullivan Arena. She is the best AMP worker I have ever met. Great massage, great service, and an absolutely stunning figure. Well worth the trip!

**Mr Magoo2** · 12-15-05 02:14

A bit off topic, but here's a link to a LE how-to-control street prostitution guide I found on another forum. Interesting reading. It's also very powerful to understand the perspective of LE.

http://www.cops.usdoj.gov/pdf/e05021552.pdf

It provides general guidelines on where to find SWs, among other things.

I especially like the strategies that deal with prostitution control. As an example - they say that one strategy to control street prostitution is to relax the regulation of indoor prostitution. Makes sense to me, and they cite the UK and Canada as shining examples of how well this works. But didn't our elected officials start a SW bust campaign last March, only to realize that gee - now there are too many ADN ads. Well DUH!! So now they are wasting more taxpayer money to eliminate the indoor scene, and yet again starting what appears to be another SW sting operation (at least by my observation over the past few days).

The good news for us mongers is that the guide says that the approaches used by our own LE (again, at least by my observation) will likely increase prostitution in the long term! Woo hoo!! Thanks Dick!!!

Oh, but I forgot – Dick isn't really trying to control prostitution; his main agenda is to get his programs funded in an effort to grow his bureaucratic empire!

I personally am not voting for the incumbents.

I could go on, but I'm starting rant.

**Mr Magoo2** · 12-15-05 01:35

Does anyone have any intel on the following new(?) provider that goes by Natalia?

http://anchorage.craigslist.org/ers/118284397.html

**Mr Magoo2** · 12-12-05 02:20

On my way home from an engagement Saturday evening, I made a couple of laps in the usual areas for the hell of it. I noticed quite a few LE out and a few pull overs in Mountain View, Arctic, Spenard, and downtown. Fairview seemed void of LE. What few SWs there were seemed to be in a hurry.

Be careful out there fellas!

P.S., Lex - always IMHO. The downtown AMP is still one of my ATFs worldwide.

**Vitrea** · 12-10-05 23:57

I agree with Lex. Tina is a very good provider. Never been dissapointed. Mr. Magoo, Connie (also one of my favourites) is back at the downtown location. Any one know if there is a new girl at the Sullivan arena location? I heard nana was there last month.

**LexLuther** · 12-08-05 20:41

Mr. Magoo,

Lex was somewhat miffed when you last wrote about Tina. Lex visited her in November and found her cute and accomodating. This place has been good to Lex for a year or better (on and off because Lex does not live in Anchorage, but visits often).

She allowed DATY and covered FS. She did not ask for a tip but Lex was generous as usual.

You lucky guys in Anchorage!

Lex

**Mr Magoo2** · 12-07-05 01:40

Visited the downtown AMP again. I must have mistaken the mamason for Tina the last time -- Tina is actually kind of cute and nearly spinner material. She gave a great spine crunching massage (fully clothed) and I still feel great. I especially liked the part where she put her entire body weight on my back.

I was disappointed with the balance of the service, though – way too mechanical and rushed, but very concerned that I didn't seem entirely satisfied - thier customer service is why I like the place so much. I'm waiting until they get a new rotation in before I go back. She mentioned that Connie is coming back sometime this month.

Magic - I haven't seen Lia. I have noticed quite a few new faces and big butts walking about lately, though. Has anyone tried the sumo wrestler girl yet? She is kind of cute.

For what it’s worth, I plan on staying off the SW scene for a spell after my recent bad experience with Red. She was drunk, downright nasty, overly controlling, and uncooperative. We never made it past stage 2 - she just wanted to know how much money I had and tried to dictate the parking spot! Seemed like the makings of a bad situation going to worse so I kicked her to the curb.

At least I think it was Red - she called herself Sarah – spinner potential, had the aforementioned inch-long nipples (with no areola), shoulder-length permed red-dyed hair, and likes to play with the radio. She was hanging out at the sausage shop. She must have gotten flustered since she left a nearly full bottle of cheap vodka in my cruiser. She could be really cute, too. Shame.

Be safe and keep it covered.

**Magicmark** · 12-02-05 21:57

Anyone know a girl named Lia? She's about 5'7, 24, and very pretty for a SW. I gave her a ride the other night, but didn't go for any services. She didn't press too hard, and seemed much more concerned about getting a fix. Her attitude was a little flaky and drugged out for me, but damn is she cute.

**AK Dude 04** · 12-02-05 12:25

Found this ad on CL, Anyone have any info on her? So far I cant find any info on her in the Seattle area.

http://anchorage.craigslist.org/ers/115060595.html

**Mr Magoo2** · 11-25-05 21:16

From our brethern on the Seattle board pertaining to SWs.

Magoo

QUOTE=EastlakeHorndog]This has probably been discussed in other threads, but not here for awhile. Here are a few solid guidelines to avoid getting busted by an LE sting:

- Never, ever, discuss money until she gets in the car and shuts the door, and you touch each others, er, areas

. Once she get's in the car, you can be 95% sure she isn't LE. Have her touch your crotch, and if she's legit, she'll let you coup a quick feel before money is discussed. At this point, no crime is being committed, and an LE operative would probably never go this far - now you can be 99.9% sure she isn't LE. If she sticks her head in the window without entering the vehicle - be careful and again don't offer money or expose yourself.

- If she asks you to meet her somewhere, agree, and then get the fuck outta there! It could be a sting, or worse, you could get jumped.

- She wants/offers to let you drive here back to her place: BE CAREFUL. For me this is kind of a gray area. Others who have posted have done this, and had a good experience, but you're going into a dicey, potentially risky situation.

- If you get PULLED OVER with a SW in the car... KEEP YOUR COOL. Even if LE knows what you're up to, they can't do anything unless without evidence: Unless you say something stupid, they have to catch you exchanging money or in the act of sex. Some cops might try to intimidate you - don't fall for it. By law, all you are required to do is provide license, registration, and insurance info - THIS IS ALL YOU SHOULD DO, nothing more. Do Not Lie To the Cop! LE is required to tell you why you were stopped.

If anyone has anything to ad, please do. Happy mongering

, ELHD[/QUOTE]