Streetwalker Reports

[Body Shopper]

I passed through town Wednesday night. I spent the evening and part of the night in town.

First, I got a blow job from Hazel. It was good. Throughout most of the blow job, she employed an odd but enjoyable technique of caressing my inner body, through the nut sack, just above where the testicles rest. Perhaps this is the organ that famously is reached through the asshole, in men who allow women to degrade them, and whose sexuality is not as stiffly straight as mine is, and who don't have an aversion to feces. This technique is Hazel's signature. She is the only woman to ever employ it upon me. She sucked diligently, and before you know it, I was shooting into her mouth in ecstasy. Ahh. Heaven. She requested a ride to Kwik Trip, up on 109th & Lapham. I happily drove her there, as per my policy with women who make me cum. Then, I dropped her off at the drug house. Her dealer and I have a nice arrangement, in which I give him my money, and his clients suck my cock. Damage of 30.

Next up was Summer. She is a piece of shit who I recommend no one picks up. Sure, girls who get thuggish are way worse, and girls who do a cash and dash are way worse. But the utter disrespect and lies are extremely offensive. As is not doing her job to completion. On the way into the spot, this moron prattled about how she enjoys pleasing people. I informed her that the good reviews she's gotten on here are what drove me to try her out. We had agreed on 20 for BJ, plus 10 if I shoot. I showed her the time when she was about to start. She hissed, "Why are you showing me that?" I said, "Because they suck for 5 minutes, then lie and say it was 20. " She said, "I'm not timing you. I'll suck until you come. " This retard stopped after 8 minutes. She said it was 15 minutes. I said, "No, it was 8 minutes. " She looked at my phone and saw that it was, indeed, 8 minutes. On our way out of my spot, this retard said, "Just so you know, when you're picking up girls, f you'd pay the entire thing up front, it would give us incentive to finish the job. " I retorted that I've been doing this for coming up on 25 years, and no, fronting it all does the opposite, and that leaving 1/3 of the pay for after the job gets done is what gives incentive. She did not reply. I highly recommend against ever picking up Summer! She's a slanty-eyed Mexican with long, black hair and deflated tits. Probably the worst tits in Silver City. I was so thankful that she did not pull them out. I jovially informed her, as I was pulling my pants back up, that I will report on here that she only sucked for 8 minutes for 20. She said, "Please don't. " LOL I grinned and replied, "Oh, I will!" I second Viking Pride. Fuck her. She had me drop her off at the other drug house a block and a half away from the main one. Damage of 20.

Next, I paid Hazel $5 to send a slore out ot me from the dealer's house. Whichever she saw fit. With the agreement that if she doesn't send one, or one doesn't come up to my vehicle, that $5 will go toward our next date. I parked, Hazel got out, and 15 minutes later, Krisi The Cocksucker came out to my car! She sucked for 17 minutes, till I had her stop. It was a very good blow job, but I didn't cum. Her dealer and I have a nice arrangement, in which I give him money, and his clients suck my cock. Damage of 25.

Lastly, I found a drug addict sitting in the parking lot of the abandoned business near the drug house, at around 2:30 in the morning. I pulled up to her, and it was Lisa (Lesa), who I reported on a couple fo months ago! She was excited to see me. She sucked me, and I came in her mouth. She smelled homeless, but denied being homeless. She has lost weight, cut her hair short, and her appearance has declined. She was pleasant-mannered as can be, though, and made me cum, to boot. I drove her to a gas station, then dropped her back off at the drug house, so she could deliver my money to her dealer. He and I have an arrangement, in which I give him my money, and his clients suck my cock. Damage of 30.

Drove home happy, with a much lighter nut sack.

I'm kidding about the dealer and I having an arrangement, by the way. My point is that it is an unspoken arrangement. I haven't met any of these drug dealers. But I sure funnel lots of my money into their pockets! Especially one particular dealer! I really do stalk his clients, pump sperm into their mouths, and send them right back into his house! Ha!

Body Shopper.

[Body Shopper]

All of my writing on this forum is fiction, including the posts that don't contain this disclaimer. The following writing is also fiction.

The following are words to live by. Memorize it, read it often, and take it to heart. If you are so inclined, copy and paste it into a word document, then print it off and carry it with you in your glove compartment, to review while you're sloremongering.

How To Get Slores To Agree To Suck Your Cock Without A Condom.

By Body Shopper.

The way to get women to agree to suck you bareback is to refuse to do the date unless they go bareback. Don't pay extra. Don't beg. Just turn around and drop them off, without pay. In my ten years of getting blow jobs on the streets (I got hand jobs for 11 years, then took 4 years off the streets, prior to coming back out, getting blow jobs), I have only been turned down once for refusing to use a condom. That's right: once.

Always do the feel check, and the mouth check, if you're so inclined, the moment she hops in your vehicle. Then, before driving more than one block away, or while driving around one block, strike the deal of what you're going to do, and what your donation will be.

Don't request bareback. Bareback is how it goes, unless the woman gets shitty and brings up the subject of condoms. Bareback is default, in both sucking and fucking. Cum in mouth and cum in pussy is default. If the woman doesn't want you to cum in her mouth or pussy, then the time to pipe up is when you strike the deal within a block of where you picked her up at, not when you're out at the spot with your pants down. Most people aren't strong-willed enough to follow this advice; I speak to the minority who are.

If your limit is 30 that you're willing to spend on head, then it's okay to pitch her at 20, and if she haggles about condoms, cum in mouth, etc. , fine, agree to an extra 5 for no condom, and another extra 5 for cum in mouth. This way, you're still within your decided-upon money limit, and she feels like she talked you up, so she feels good about it, too. If she has the audacity to wait until you're at the spot with your pants down to bring up condoms, or letting her know when you're going to cum so you don't cum in her mouth, etc. , then just agree, then cum in her mouth anyway. Conversely, if she has the decency to haggle when you initiate business negotiations, then be honest with her. Fraudsters who wait until you're out at the spot to add restrictions don't deserve to have those restrictions obeyed.

Again: Of the 200 street women who've sucked my cock over the past ten years, only one refused based on my bareback requirement. You guys can dispense with the practice of being bullied into using condoms.

There is only one woman who doesn't give anyone any shit, and who eagerly invites all strangers to shoot loads into her throat, twat, and asshole alike: Jill The Great! This is one of the main reasons, if not the main reason, we men salute her and call her Jill The Great. Every single other slore is finnicky about her services. Jill is the only one who isn't. Don't even bring up swallowing to her. Just watch her swallow your chode on her own volition. There are a few other swallowers, but they do it because they lack in the appearance department, and are compensating. Those other swallowers all are finnicky about other acts of sex, though. So, I reiterate: Jill The Great!

Stand your ground, gents! Don't be afraid to go home with a dry dick. Just like I tell people about renting motels: if they can see that you're ready to walk out the door and sleep in your car, they are much more negotiable about room rates. You have to be strong-willed enough to actually be willing to sleep in your car. You can't fake a vibe. People can tell. Likewise, you have to be sincerely ready to turn the slore down if she doesn't go bareback. If you adopt my tactic and have good hygiene, there is a 1 in 200 chance of being rejected. Because I'm not good-looking anymore; so, if they readily suck me- a fat, middle-aged man- without a condom, they'll suck you, too. Just hygiene and will power, but mainly will power.

[Body Shopper]

Tuesday 3:30 ish, cruised down G, as best one can with the construction. Found a pink skirted brunette on the corner, took a ride with her, wanted 35 for CBJ, wouldn't go BB. Settled for 20 but she couldn't stay away more than a minute or two before falling asleep with it in her mouth. No joy, finally got her awake and dropped her off near where I scooped her up. I understood her to say her name was Jolly, not skinny or heavy but really out of it this time.

I recommend everyone to read the ripoff reports going back two years. Jolly is the only slore to ever cash-and-dash me from two miles from where I picked her up at. The rest have all sucked dick for a ride back, if I took them out that far, which I almost always do. Don't waste your time with that piece of shit. She's prone to take your money and jump out. You've been warned.

[WhiteTail2424]

Definitely more activity the past few days, yesterday took an early evening drive down G, noted at least 5 SW, but around 20th spotted a pair; one a short brunette in tights and sweatshirt, the other a well built tall blonde in black mini. Grabbed the blond, and moved out. Called herself Sam, a bit on the bossy side, wanted 50! Considerable haggling, but finally agreed to $. 25 + $. 1 with extras. Had to have $ first (extras after), told me she knew her job, and have to admit her performance was above average. At my age she worked almost 30 min to earn her $, BBBJCIMBLS, was pleased with service. Dropped her back off on G.

[MilwNightFun]

Last week, around 2:30 am Tue or Wed I picked up a SW on Green, tells me her name is Lexi and that she's "one of the better girls out here" so I'm thinking to myself wow has it really sunk that low here? We drove a while, she mentioned she worked in Vegas for 8 years after we started talking price, something about $60 or what ever but I'm really not impressed, she might have looked good before the drug use and years took their toll but I wanted nothing to do with her, gave her $10 to leave.

Green looked like it was coming back to life a little, seen more activity than in a while. Also, on Lincoln seen a hot one in the mid numbers twice, doesn't make eye contact, slim and young, tight pants, low cut top, probably Hispanic. National was dead but I did see a young blond in a hoodie then had a brief chat with a WSW in that gas station on National but wasn't my type.

Has anyone seen Carrie lately? She was always out on Green all the time, haven't seen her in months. While I'm at it, what about Joy? Haven't seen her in a few years.

She's one of the biggest liar, thief, Cas & dash out there. That's her line. I'm not like the girls out her but she won't do anything without money first. Watch out for that clown faced *****.

[MrHayness]

Wonder if that was Las Vegas lexi. Tall skinny brunette sounds like her. She's been out more often lately. Did she have a black jacket on? I think it was a Lakers coat that I saw her in the other day. Didn't miss much if it was her.

Yeah this one was talking big like she's good at everything. Sounds like a Las Vegas attitude. Didn't notice what she was wearing but I don't think it was a sports jacket.

- Hayness

[Slapshot]

Wonder if that was Las Vegas lexi. Tall skinny brunette sounds like her. She's been out more often lately. Did she have a black jacket on? I think it was a Lakers coat that I saw her in the other day. Didn't miss much if it was her.

Last week, around 2:30 am Tue or Wed I picked up a SW on Green, tells me her name is Lexi and that she's "one of the better girls out here" so I'm thinking to myself wow has it really sunk that low here? We drove a while, she mentioned she worked in Vegas for 8 years after we started talking price, something about $60 or what ever but I'm really not impressed, she might have looked good before the drug use and years took their toll but I wanted nothing to do with her, gave her $10 to leave.

Green looked like it was coming back to life a little, seen more activity than in a while. Also, on Lincoln seen a hot one in the mid numbers twice, doesn't make eye contact, slim and young, tight pants, low cut top, probably Hispanic. National was dead but I did see a young blond in a hoodie then had a brief chat with a WSW in that gas station on National but wasn't my type.

Has anyone seen Carrie lately? She was always out on Green all the time, haven't seen her in months. While I'm at it, what about Joy? Haven't seen her in a few years.

[ATW2020]

Mr. Hayness thought with the big head instead of the little one today!

Took a quick stroll thru Silver City this morning before work.

My MO is usually to have a Jackson handy and a Lincoln nearby. (didn't have a Lincoln so I stashed 5 Washingtons) That's been my limit. If I can't get it for a Jax and an Abe I'll pass.

I saw a couple BSW on 13th & G but there were also a few guys hanging around so I passed. Maybe just there, maybe handlers. I didn't care to find out. Saw a WSW at 12th & G. Tall, skinny brunette. Not really my type, but I wasn't feeling fussy so I went around the block and picked her up. After the usual "whatcha up to today" she immediately started talking rapidly and I caught "no cheapo, I'm not doing anything for 20". To which I replied "ok, then we're done. All I'm doing today is 20. I'll drop you back off. " With a dumbfounded look she said "really? How about 30?" Nope was all I said and dropped her off. Didn't even get her name.

Not a successful trip but I got a tank of gas for a few cents less than the 'burbs and learned that I am able to say no!

Wonder if that was Las Vegas lexi. Tall skinny brunette sounds like her. She's been out more often lately. Did she have a black jacket on? I think it was a Lakers coat that I saw her in the other day. Didn't miss much if it was her.

[MrHayness]

Mr. Hayness thought with the big head instead of the little one today!

Took a quick stroll thru Silver City this morning before work.

My MO is usually to have a Jackson handy and a Lincoln nearby. (didn't have a Lincoln so I stashed 5 Washingtons) That's been my limit. If I can't get it for a Jax and an Abe I'll pass.

I saw a couple BSW on 13th & G but there were also a few guys hanging around so I passed. Maybe just there, maybe handlers. I didn't care to find out. Saw a WSW at 12th & G. Tall, skinny brunette. Not really my type, but I wasn't feeling fussy so I went around the block and picked her up. After the usual "whatcha up to today" she immediately started talking rapidly and I caught "no cheapo, I'm not doing anything for 20". To which I replied "ok, then we're done. All I'm doing today is 20. I'll drop you back off. " With a dumbfounded look she said "really? How about 30?" Nope was all I said and dropped her off. Didn't even get her name.

Not a successful trip but I got a tank of gas for a few cents less than the 'burbs and learned that I am able to say no!

[MuffDiver17]

Tuesday 3:30 ish, cruised down G, as best one can with the construction. Found a pink skirted brunette on the corner, took a ride with her, wanted 35 for CBJ, wouldn't go BB. Settled for 20 but she couldn't stay away more than a minute or two before falling asleep with it in her mouth. No joy, finally got her awake and dropped her off near where I scooped her up. I understood her to say her name was Jolly, not skinny or heavy but really out of it this time.

I find it adorable when they fall asleep with me and their mouth and then they wake up and continue doing it until they not off again.

[WhiteTail2424]

Tuesday 3:30 ish, cruised down G, as best one can with the construction. Found a pink skirted brunette on the corner, took a ride with her, wanted 35 for CBJ, wouldn't go BB. Settled for 20 but she couldn't stay away more than a minute or two before falling asleep with it in her mouth. No joy, finally got her awake and dropped her off near where I scooped her up. I understood her to say her name was Jolly, not skinny or heavy but really out of it this time.

[SoccerFan4245]

No worries. Don't be embarrassed. I'm sure we all have an example of a mistake we made and the line begins behind me. Thanks for the name. I've seen her out often on 7th and Lin. Sometimes she sits on that door stoop on the NW corner of the funeral home. I recognized her from ads on Backpage or STG's from a long time ago. I could not remember her name but it was Jessica! Bingo.

Some of the more seasoned members here may remember her. I remember her having some huge head lights back in the day. I never met her but almost scooped her recently. Thanks for falling on the grenade for us all.

OK. She said her name was Jessica. She's a skank and I'm embarrassed to admit I interacted with her. She was around 7th and Lincoln. Brown hair, missing teeth, sagging milk bags, wore glasses. I'll blame it on the dark if I'm allowed an excuse.

[BladeCruiser]

Not all of them will rob you, (some, are halfway decent) that's why at least a description of the thief will help.

OK. She said her name was Jessica. She's a skank and I'm embarrassed to admit I interacted with her. She was around 7th and Lincoln. Brown hair, missing teeth, sagging milk bags, wore glasses. I'll blame it on the dark if I'm allowed an excuse.

[SmokinAcee]

The point is don't screw up or you will be robbed. I screwed up, it doesn't matter if the wallet was real or not. I'm not protecting her because she was a skank, I was sorry I picked her up, she looked good in the dark. I won't be seeing her again.

I learned a long time ago that I'm not in charge of the internet and I now sleep better at night.

Not all of them will rob you, (some, are halfway decent) that's why at least a description of the thief will help.

[BladeCruiser]

With all due respect, I believe knowing who she is does matter IMHO but perhaps I'm not understanding something. If you suspect your last date of taking your bait, that would be great info to have. You are obviously protecting her for some reason. That's your business. I guess we all protect the unicorns.

I have never been ripped off like that by a SW but to be honest, I would have preferred to lose a little cash from a sticky fingered SW versus when I got rolled by a popular SW'ers boyfriend. That was a heavy hit.

As several people who have reported thefts by Angelica on National, that is valuable info just as an example.

Despite the suspected theft, she must be an awesome unicorn deemed worthy of protection. I'm not trying to be an ass. This is the streetwalker forum however. It's not very helpful if we don't know who we should avoid. Or perhaps she is worth the risk? Wink, wink. Been there and done that to my own detriment.

The point is don't screw up or you will be robbed. I screwed up, it doesn't matter if the wallet was real or not. I'm not protecting her because she was a skank, I was sorry I picked her up, she looked good in the dark. I won't be seeing her again.

I learned a long time ago that I'm not in charge of the internet and I now sleep better at night.