2000-2004 Archived Reports

**Bill 1** · 12-30-04 15:21

Has anybody seen Lynn herself lately? I used to see her years ago before she even opened her own place. I understand that she is working again and wonder if anybody has tried her. If you have would appreciate a PM so could make some inquiries.

**Olathe38** · 12-26-04 22:04

Visited Lynn's this afternoon. Selected Rachel, who is a very thin, fairly attractive girl with long black hair. She came back to the room quickly. She has lost a great deal of weight (she said something like 130 lbs) and has some excess skin, mostly in the tummy area. Regardless, she is attractive and provided a unique, enjoyable session. In numerous visits to Lynn's this was the first time I ever encountered a provider who was willing to do most anything. Lots of kissing and body contact, great CBJ with 69 (first I've ever seen DATY at Lynn's). No rush at all on the session and seemed genuinely interested that I had a good time.

After completing our business we talked for a few minutes. She confirmed that Lynn's is a one-cup establishment. One must pay another door fee and another provider fee for a second round. She indicated these were the house rules.

There are other, younger providers at this establishment who are more attractive, but I've never met one here yet who provided better service.

**Reno Dude** · 12-18-04 23:39

You have to drive to St. Louis or east of Kansas City on Highway 50 to Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch to get the full contact lap dances.
I've never been to a St. Louis club, but I've had friends who have. They say anything goes across the river.
At the Million Dollar, you can touch everything except the pussy. I've had a couple of the dancers there grab my dick through my pants during dances. Very hot club!

Reno Dude

Originally Posted by Miler

The two strip clubs in Columbia do allow contact during lap dances. The rules in both are that the guy can touch everything except the area that is or would be covered by the G-string (nude privates are available at Stephanies). The girls pretty much just give a continual lap grind. At Stephanie's they also give a hummer, and stageside contact is better there.

The other club, which was called Eye of the Tiger (formerly Club Vogue) but might have a new name now (and has a web site at eott.biz that isn't quite current), is a little more upscale and has girls that I think are a little smarter and classier. Stephanie's is more relaxed amd more local-bar like. I believe that neither club offers extras no matter now much you buy in dances. Attractiveness of dancers varies and I haven't checked things our for a couple of months. Selection sometimes gets better as the evening gets later.

**Miler** · 12-15-04 18:42

Originally Posted by Fore10

I have been to the AMP's in Columbia and enjoy the Vicki vs Sunny chat. I have not heard much about Sunny lately, any recent reports? Plus, are any of the strip clubs in Columbia worth a try? Not looking for someone to take home - just some good nude dancing. Are there any clubs who allow contact during lap dances. A fun change of pace from AMP's. Thanks for any information, I will be in Columbia later this week.

The two strip clubs in Columbia do allow contact during lap dances. The rules in both are that the guy can touch everything except the area that is or would be covered by the G-string (nude privates are available at Stephanies). The girls pretty much just give a continual lap grind. At Stephanie's they also give a hummer, and stageside contact is better there.

The other club, which was called Eye of the Tiger (formerly Club Vogue) but might have a new name now (and has a web site at eott.biz that isn't quite current), is a little more upscale and has girls that I think are a little smarter and classier. Stephanie's is more relaxed amd more local-bar like. I believe that neither club offers extras no matter now much you buy in dances. Attractiveness of dancers varies and I haven't checked things our for a couple of months. Selection sometimes gets better as the evening gets later.

**Olathe38** · 12-13-04 00:50

It seems that the time allotment varies somewhat at Lynn's based on the provider. I stopped in this afternoon, and chose from a selection of two. There were a couple others there but were busy at the time I arrived. I chose Allie and opted for the longer session, which she told me was 35 minutes for $100.

The only real difference I can see in the longer time period is that they seem to leave you sitting in the room longer before they come back. She left the room for nearly 15 minutes.

Allie is from Texas, and was referred to Lynn's by Cameron. Attractive, nice body, and very friendly. However, once the session started she seemed to have a list of things she wouldn't do. I know most providers aren't crazy about it, but she is the first to tell me she didn't do CG. She limited the FS to two positions, then advised not to touch the condom. FS is kind of difficult when you are concentrating on what you can and can't touch!

All of the rules served to dampen the enthusiasm, but ended up finishing with a nice CBJ, which is one of her talents. Not a bad overall experience but I think I will choose differently next time.

**Fore10** · 12-12-04 14:30

I have been to the AMP's in Columbia and enjoy the Vicki vs Sunny chat. I have not heard much about Sunny lately, any recent reports? Plus, are any of the strip clubs in Columbia worth a try? Not looking for someone to take home - just some good nude dancing. Are there any clubs who allow contact during lap dances. A fun change of pace from AMP's. Thanks for any information, I will be in Columbia later this week.

**Nashboy** · 12-08-04 12:19

With regards to Ralph's and KC Questor's posts re: Lynn's:

I am not a regular at Lynn's, although I have been several times in the past few years. From what I have seen and read (as KC Questor stated) , Lynn is very adament regarding the customer's satisfaction. HOWEVER, Lynn's is like many establishments of this sort (and escort services) in that the time you pay for is the TOTAL time you are with the girl, just not the time you and the lady are unclothed. So basically, your time begins when the lady takes your money (NOT when she returns to the room) and ends when you leave the room. If the girl had seen you out the door after 41 minutes, she no doubt would have had to pay a substantial fine to the house (from what I have heard, Lynn is VERY strict about this).

I've noticed that when I've taken the "businessman's special" there (the 40 minutes), the girl immediately tells me to roll over on my back upon re- entering the room and begins the proceedings (no preliminary massage). If you get the hour, they are more relaxed and not as rushed. Let's say the lady takes your money and doesn't return to the room for 10 minutes. Then let's say that she wants to leave herself 10 minutes at the end of the session to make sure she has time for you to get dressed and gone before she gets in trouble. Out of 40 minutes, that leaves you 20 minutes for actual fun. Unless you are the 18 year-old offspring of Superman, I think most of us would agree that you are the exception rather than the rule if you can get two cups in within 20 minutes.

I realize that you say you were only there for 30 minutes, but you get my point. I do, however, think the girl should not have agreed to what you asked without explaining the strict time limit and the consequences to her if the rules were broken. My advice is to next time tell the girl you'll take the hour (an extra $20) IF and only if you can go for the gold twice. If she agrees and then rushes you out the door after your first thrill, then I think you would definitely have a case to bring to Lynn's attention. However, if you're still pumping away with 10 minutes left on the clock, don't be surprised if she makes you pull out and get dressed without completing mission number two.

The other option (which may or may not be your cup of tea - no pun intended) is to keep your activities to the Asian spas, where there tends to be more of a tendency not to watch the clock as strictly.

**KC Questor** · 12-08-04 03:23

2009:

If you are going specifically to see Vicky then by all means make an appointment. As you could tell from below posts, it it possible to see her by a stroke of luck. But she is a very sought out lady, and only once did I ever go to Fuji and have her be available without an appointment.

Ralph:

I have heard from a number of people that Lynn is very strict with the girls about giving customers what they paid for. There are a number of posts by guys who did have a problem and took it to Lynn and it was made right. I've only been there a few times, but both times there was a manager on site (not Lynn herself though).

**Ralph** · 12-07-04 17:22

Was in Columbia a week or so ago and stopped at Lynns. Choose a cute blonde mid 20s called herslef Helen. Agreed to the 140 35 minute session with the understanding one could have multiple cups. Got the first one real quick she was sort of in a rush but figured that was so we would have seconds. Helen left the room came back a few minutes later and said had been ther for 40 minutes and had to leave! I knew this was not the case but protests fell on deaf ears. When I got to my car notcied that it had only been 30 minutes sicne I got out of the car so I could not have had the full session with her. Not all that pleased and may not stop there again if this is now standard operating procedure. If I do I will not see Helen again and I do not recomend anyone else does.

**Kcbigpapa** · 12-06-04 23:28

One of these days, I going to have to drive to Columbia to see this Vicki everyone always raves about. When I do go, should I make an appointment?

jsf

**18Wheels12Roses** · 12-05-04 20:58

Hey Fellas,
All I can say is thanks for the advise. I wasn't sure I was going tobe able to use any of it due to a lucky hookup with one of your local bartendresses. I havn't been able to get any time away from her to make the trip to Columbia. Lucky for me she had to work day shift today. I made the trip out to Lynn's. And It was WELL worth the drive. I got Dee Dee for the shower. This is an ok shower but I would reccomend saving the money unless there is a girl you want to preview. I took Kay back to the room and got the business mans special. Clothed Kay is probably a 9.5. You can tell she used to be heavy but has lost alot of weight. A little toneing is all that she lacks. I give her a 10+ on attitude and personality! As soon as I find out my bar girls schedual I will hopefully have time to make a return trip. Kay is definatly worth it.
Play Safe,
18&12

**Hobby For All** · 12-04-04 11:41

Gave myself my typical early X-mas present this year as I drive from Nashville to KC. On the way in made an appointment with Vickie for about 11pm. Vickie tried to pawn me off on a new girl, didn't get her name, but passed as I had been waiting a long time for my visit with Vickie.

Same session as always with Vickie, which is great, and one of the best pussys if you like to daty. One new thing this time was I did a lot of anal fingering while daty and FS. Had two fingers in deep for quite awhile and she seemed to enjoy it. Never heard of anyone doing greek with Vickie but may be a possibility. Would have tried but didn't want to take a chance on ruining the mood. Total time 90 minutes.

On my way back home the following week I again made an appointment with Vickie for about 7pm on Saturday after Thanksgiving.

She started talking about how the new girl she had last week was terrible and only lasted 2 days. Glad I didn't let her talk me into it last week. Kept telling be how great she was at the time.

Again tried to pawn me off on a the new girl who answered the door but shut her down again. Vickie still had to finish off the guy she was with, since I got there early. While I was waiting could hear them going at it and Vivkie was more talkitive than normal and very disty sounding. While they were in teh shower cleaning up it was over the top with the way shw was acting and talking, almost made me think she was on something. Very hyper.

When she came back in I was starting to have second thoughts so asked her if the new girl (Helen) was shaved. She was very nice when she answered the door so thought maybe I would give it a shot. Vickie went to check on the condition of the pussy and came back and said not shaved but trimmed, but if I wanted to see her Helen said she would be more than happy to finish shaving while Vickie gave me a shower. With an atitude like that how can you go wrong.

In effort to make an already long post shorter I'll get to the finish in short order:

Massage 8 (Not as great as Vickie but good enough)
Daty - 9 (with a freshly shaven pussy) and she enjoyed very much
FS - 9 All postions available
Attitude 10 After I finished she asked if I coudl go again because she wanted to cum again. Well HELL yeah. Never had 2 pops at an AMP before.
Boby 7 not as lean as Vickie but cute as hell and attitude made up for it.

Over all 8 - If I went back today and had a choice of Helen or Vickie.....I would take Helen.

So all you Vickie fans, give Helen a shot so we can keep her around awhile. Tell her Master Tongue recommended her.

Happy Holidays and may all your dreams be explosive

**Trox Diver** · 12-02-04 16:52

I've been to lynns a few times, but never Fuji, where is it in relation to I-70?

Thanks

**Bengal Man** · 11-30-04 03:22

I'm also a long time lurker and first time poster and have had 5 recent visits to Lynn's. Years and years ago I visited Lynn's and had a not so great experience and then stuck to the other places (mostly AMPS) and never gave Lynn's another chance until a couple of months ago when I finally tried it again and had a super time with Cameron. A couple of weeks later I went back looking for her and instead had a great time with Leah, who I think is the same girl you're referring to as Aliah - I remember the same "heat down there" you mentioned. The next time it was Katie and then the last two visits I've enjoyed Ellen's company. A previous poster has compared Lynn's lineup to being a kid in a candy store and I feel the same way. Every trip I've had a thoroughly enjoyable time with the girl I chose but always saw one or two other girls that I wanted to come back and spend money on.

**Olathe38** · 11-29-04 21:43

I have made several visits to Lynn's over the past couple of months and the selection is definitely hit or miss. Last visit was with Mia, who was mentioned earlier. My experience was the same. She has a very tight, lean young body, but was very mechanical and showed no emotion whatsoever. Previous visit was with Cameron (I believe that was her name), who was white, with a smokin' hot body, but very similar in personality to Mia.

If you get a chance to visit on a Sunday, be sure to check out Anna if she's working. Young and attractive, although not quite as tight and lean as a couple of the others. However, she is tops in the personality department which made for an extremely enjoyable visit. I'll definitely see her again.