2005 Archived Reports

[Clark Kent]

Here's a list of SW's I have been wondering where they're at. I usually post this every few months, but noticed I haven't posted it in a year or so. All the talk lately about SW has made me wonder if someone might have seen some I've wondered about. I'm going to list several girls that I either used to know,
date, or see on the stroll but haven't seen in a while to see if anybody here might know where they're at or what happened to them. I've said before that I don't mention most girls names that are presently around, that is, the ones that do me right I don't. But with the fact that I haven't seen most of these girls for over 6 months or more, if I know their name I'll probably say it.

- One I haven't seen in over 13 years was called Consuela (sp), on the street, but her real name was Ramona. She was in her late 20's back then, and I haven't seen her since around late 1991. She had a dancer's type body, blonde hair, lived in the Center Point area and Hoover. Used to be around the old Granada and the Tourway.

- Another girl I definitely miss was named "Sonny", there's 2 girls named Sonny I'm going to talk about, but this one was around the East Lake/ Roebuck area. I saw her around the summer of 1994 and haven't seen her since. I first saw her outside the adult book stores on 1st Avenue and I picked her up other times by the Anchor Motel on 1st Avenue and the Waffle House by the motel near where the new Roebuck Walmart is. She was 19 at the time, had shoulder length wavy brown hair, and looked just like one of the UAB Golden Girls at the time, though I know she wasn't.

- Star was a girl that lived at the old house that burned on 1st Avenue around 49th Street. Haven't seen her since '94 either.

-Around the summer of '95, there was a girl that was around 3rd Avenue near the Rickwood Field area named Tina. She reminded me of the daughter on Mr. Belvedere, which was being shown on some local channel at the time. White, about early 20's, shoulder length brown hair, short, kinda chunky figure but not fat.

- Another girl was named Glinda, that was her real name, I don't remember what street name she had. She danced at the Sammy's on 3rd Avenue before it closed. She was around that area in 1991 and 92 and I last saw her at the first of '96. She was white, long straight brown hair when I first knew her, and later had short brown hair and glasses. She had a child by a "dealer" that got shot behind a car wash on 3rd.

- Leslie was a girl around the Legion Field and 3rd Avenue area. She was white, shoulder length dark hair, was pregnant at the time but first acted like she wasn't. I haven't seen her since late '95, around the time she had her baby. I'm thinking she quit the street thing because of her baby. *note- this is NOT Leslie from 1st.

- The other Sonny I haven't seen is a girl that usually was around the 3rd Avenue area, around the Motor Lodge usually. She's white, about early 20's, long straight blonde hair, about 180 to 200 pounds. Usually hangs out with a black guy that looks like Charles Barkley. Haven't seen either of them in about two and a half years or so.

-April was a girl I saw during summer 2003 walking down 1st Avenue between 50th Street and the San Ann gas station late one night. She was early 30's, Latino looking, long wavy black hair, wore a knee length dark dress, killer legs. She came from some area down 50th Street near the pipe plant there. I'd love to know where she went to. Oh, this isn't the "April" that's always
on 1st around the I-20 overpass, I know who she is, and she pops up all the time-- short, sometimes wears a black wig or has dyed hair.

- Jayda is a white girl I've known since New Years Eve 1998, she's been around the Arkadelphia and Finley area the last several times I've seen her. I wonder where she's been lately.

- Nay Nay was a black girl that looked like the younger daughter on Fresh Prince. She was about 20 or 21. She was on Tuscaloosa Avenue in 2001 around the Trade Center times. God she looked nice.

- Melanie is a white girl, short, wavy blonde hair late 20's early 30's. I first saw her in the Moody area around an area where this girl I knew at the time was staying. Then she appeared on 3rd Avenue and has last been seen around the Arkadelphia and Finley areas.

- About 2 or so years ago, there was a black girl that walked along 3rd Avenue near the Burger King up to around the Captain D's. She always wore nice clothes, leather type, and carried a small purse. She was about 19, slim, and said she was making money to pay her bills. She had some home made looking tattoos on her lower part of her leg. Don't remember her name, but she wasn't around there long.

- Snowflake, as she was known on the street, was named Christina. She was short, kinda stocky, very cute, young looking, wore her hair in a small pony tail type thing, about 19 or 20 at the time. She was around the 3rd Avenue area when I first found her in May 2000, lived in the Ensley area for a while and was last seen in Woodlawn on 1st Avenue in the early part of 2002. I've asked about her before. SW's I've talked to that possibly knew her says she's now dead.

- Giggles was a girl that was around 1st Avenue North this year around May. She had red hair, glasses, freckles and was about 22 and had a killer body. Her real name was Mexican sounding and she came from Trussville.

- Amy was a girl who was around 1st Avenue North around this time in 2003. She was first at the Bama and later at the Anchor down the road. She told me she was just hanging around the area cause she got caught up in the lifestyle and made friends. She was about 20, blonde, average size, had tiger paws tattooed above both her breasts.

- Kip is a white, large bodied blonde. She alot of times used to walk down 1st and sometimes could be found in the Moody area. She reminded me of Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks a bit in the face. She pops up occasionally but I haven't seen her in over a year. I first met her in 1998.

- 'Tweety' as she goes by, her real name starts with an A, usually is around the 16th St church area and back around the bread factory a block or so over, sometimes shows up around 12th Avenue North. She has the look of Melissa Gilbert a bit in the face and is about 22 I believe. I haven't seen her since May or so.

.............I may have missed a few I was thinking about mentioning, but if anyone has seen any of these girls lately, or knows what might have happened to any of them, please pass it along. Some of these girls I never dated, but were girls I used to know virtue of hanging around some other girls.

[Hizark21]

I recommend you make eye contact and stop for them. You want to have the girl get in the car and drive away before discussing business. I usually do the check by asking them if can grab them. Just remember do not offer money for sex before she get's in the car unless you know her.

Now some girls are careful and picky, so they may ignore you at first. So sometimes you have to get out and talk to the girl. I recommend you walk up to them and say hello. In most cases they will ask you if you want a date or are looking for something...?? If not ask them if they need a lift. Other girls will ask yo how much you have. Another question you can ask is how much are willing to go for...?? You should also avoid the term 'date'. 'Date' has been used in some cities to bust people for intent to solicit...

[Longshaft]

Long time reader and first time poster. Never participated in the hobby but decided to at least check out the Sky and Relax area. Drove around for a while and made eye contact with a few ladies but not sure how to pick out a SW.

You can tell a SW, just give it time. Put it this way, you see her walking down the street, she makes eye contact with you, might give you a wave, blow a kiss, or just look like a trashy ***** that you would have no business ever bringing home to meet your mother.

Do you wait for them to wave you down or do you just roll up next to them as ask if they need a ride?

Pull up and ask them if they need a lift works for me. Get in the car, and discuss business. Within 2 questions you know if it is for sale or not. Most of them will play the "are you a cop" game. And that's fine, you should be concerned about that as well.

Also I gather that you don't want to visit a room (Relax or Sky) but enjoy the service in your car. is that correct?

It depends. I would never stay in THEIR hotel. But when I am in the B'ham area, I am there on business, and will take them to my hotel. If I'm just after some quick head, then I'll ask them to take me to a nice quiet place to park the car and get to work. Most providers know back alleys and secluded areas to do the deed.

I visited around 3:00 on Tues and looped around about 4 times. Not sure if that was a good time or not. I'm sure its better later in the evenings but its a little hard to sneak off downtown in the evenings

Depends on your town. You'll get a feel for it. Surprisingly, a lot of action can be found in mornings. Girls are looking to get guys before they go to work

-Peace

[Shockwave]

Long time reader and first time poster. Never participated in the hobby but decided to at least check out the Sky and Relax area. Drove around for a while and made eye contact with a few ladies but not sure how to pick out a SW.

Do you wait for them to wave you down or do you just roll up next to them as ask if they need a ride?

Also I gather that you don't want to visit a room (Relax or Sky) but enjoy the service in your car. is that correct?

I visited around 3:00 on Tues and looped around about 4 times. Not sure if that was a good time or not. I'm sure its better later in the evenings but its a little hard to sneak off downtown in the evenings

Based on the previous report, I would like to contact Pinky but i'm not sure how you can track any particular person down.

Thanks for the info guys and keep up with the reports.

[Shockwave]

Long time reader and first time poster. Never participated in the hobby but decided to at least check out the Sky and Relax area. Drove around for a while and made eye contact with a few ladies but not sure how to pick out a SW.

Do you wait for them to wave you down or do you just roll up next to them as ask if they need a ride?

Also I gather that you don't want to visit a room (Relax or Sky) but enjoy the service in your car. is that correct?

I visited around 3:00 on Tues and looped around about 4 times. Not sure if that was a good time or not. I'm sure its better later in the evenings but its a little hard to sneak off downtown in the evenings

Based on the previous report, I would like to contact Pinky but i'm not sure how you can track any particular person down.

Thanks for the info guys and keep up with the reports.

[WorldTrvlr]

Hey all,

I read this board a lot and have contributed some but have found something pretty interesting so I wanted to send a report. I live near 5 points so I am in the area often (coffee, resturants etc). I saw someone on here made mention of having a southside bootie call (Clark Kent I think) which I'd like to find out more about but there really are a number of females that hang out in front of the big church and fountain near 5 points. The other day I struck up a conversation with one of them and just eased into talking about making some money. Long story short we went to my car for a great (seriously) hj. She took the goo in her hand and then sipped it which I thought was freaky!! I like her but havent seen her again. She was pretty cute but had street marks. Maybe a few of us should look into this area?

Also I have met a local escort and have helped her in marketing for herself and she is interested in getting new clients. I thought of you all and told her I had a resource to get her some new clients. She is cute, thin and great bbbjtcimws.

[Master Driller]

Because I suggested that Stu RTFF -- and the answers he sought could be found by simply scrolling down the page -- I received the following message from Stu Muscle:

(quote)

hey dick


hope you get aids you stupid mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(unquote)

Note the extra care taken in adding exclamation points and -- for once -- not capitalizing every single word in a sentence. Obviously Stu wants to make friends and contribute to everyone's enjoyment of the hobby around town. Thought I'd let everyone know just how thoughtful he is...

Apologies to everyone for wasting board space.

[Master Driller]

Greetings gents,

Been out and about as of late and have seen a few decent lasses on the streets of Birmingham.

Had a wonderful BBBJ(TCWCIM) from a young and very petite WSW by the name of PInky. Best orgasm of my life -- really -- I must have came for forty seconds! Not sure how much of that was due to her though. Found her in Woodlawn in the block directly behind the Sky Inn.

The one story house with a lot of latice across the front "patio" that lies directlly one block back from the Sky is a crack house heating up with activity. Plenty of WSW stumble in and out day and night. YMMV.

Look for a big goofy Squirrel and you'll know you have the right place. Don't go in but let the girls come out to you -- the guys that approach will go inside and get a girl to come out to you.

Ride by the "Squirrel House" before it gets too hot and some crack head accidently burns the place down.

Lots of SW's of all kinds at the Relax lately -- check out the white girl Sno on the second floor and nearest 1-20. Clean butterface girl with great, young and perky tits. Great ass too.

I've also seen a lot of WSW's staying at the Interstate/USA whatever it is called. Decent, petite, and 40ish WSW named Angel is out of jail. I've also seen the foxy young chick Dakota around there -- she claims to have had breast cancer so I don't know what that means about her health...

I also saw the fabled Montana hanging around the Post Office downtown -- she is now a blond. She speaks in ghetto-ese and turned me off really quick -- definitely the hottest thing I've ever seen around the Post Office.

I also found a young and dumb country WSW down by 16th St Church recently -- not worth reporting except that you can find girls in that area. I believe a lot of addicts and SW's hang out in the abandoned AG Gaston motel near there. I would not advise walking into the lot hunting for prospects unless you are some sort of sicko masochist with a penchant for bricks to the head -- or just have extra money you would like to have robbed from your person.

Lots of ragged lot lizards around Finley -- never have seen anything of decent quality in that area. If a girl is decent quality, she won't be in less than three days in that neighborhood. I guess they dump the bodies out some of the dirt roads on Daniel Payne -- man that is a rough area.

Now that I'm making good money, I'm probably gonna have to find better girls and star sampling the escort scene...

Piece,

MD

[Stu Muscle]

Just Wondering If Anyone Has Any Info On Q T Oriental?

Also Who Do You Suggest @ Time And Sun For A Great Experience?

[Undertaker 10]

Anyone know anything about Wendy. She advertises in the Bham paper 30 or 60 min sessions.

[Bill01]

I went to Sun yesterday afternoon about 2. Yoyo came to give me the tour. Like previously reported, very cute and nice with a great shower and a good massage. I only wanted a HJ where she was very good at letting my hands roam. Give her a try.

[Undertaker 10]

I too have been to Time recently and found it to be quite nice. However, nothing I experienced there convinced me it was better than Sun. Every experience I have had at Sun has been exceptional including one session with two girls (Cora and YoYo ,I believe) about 3 weeks ago where I experienced CFS and rimming at the same time, WOW !

For my hard earned dollar the Sun always shines.

[Hbergeron]

Oh man. I got restless tonight at took a trip to the Sun. I was greeted by a very hot looking lady, but for some reason she was not the one to give me the tour. Instead another very attractive lady who said her name was Yoyo (?) was my tour guide. She was very friendly and kind and showed me all of her major attractions.

The table shower was very nice as always. There wasn't much in the way of massage, just a very light caress with her hands. The rest of the tour was very very nice and relaxing, and when it was over I left with a smile on my face and a bounce in my step.

[Offlimits]

I personally do not think Time is worth the effort, CoCo is beautiful, but not the best to me. If you still want directions, I'll send. OL

I am in North Alabama and have looked for but could not locate Time?

Thanks,

TR

[Speedy53]

You have to experience CoCo at least once. I do not know how long she will be at Time. She has everyone beat in the body and looks department. You will not go wrong..The girl at Sun "Candi" was very energetic, but all reports say that CoCo, including my old post, is that CoCo will leave you weak in the knees.