2005 Archived Reports

[Big Man]

Still looking for the bessemer girl with fake boobs. Any help would be appreciated. there also was an agency girl from the area with nice fake ones. PM me if you have info.

[Bladtinzu]

A WSW working around the Siesta Motel in Irondale area that is named Amanda has both hepatitis B and C. A friend of mine who went to high school came across her and her "Business manager" lately and this subject came up due to him asking about her past drug addictions and needle use. So just be careful out there guys.

[Clark Kent]

Yeah, the thing about it is, that the girl just might not be willing to get with whoever comes by, especially if they're not strung up on dope and really needing money. That being said, they can tend to be more picky with who they get with, and might only settle for the Denzel Washingtons or Brad Pitts that might ride by. It was also about 1:30 in the morning, which made me suspect she really was looking for some way to make money. I could tell she wasn't on dope, or not bad on dope. She's probably like this black girl I see occasionally that's just making money to buy her some nice things. Only thing is, if they think you're a cop, you only have a small amount of time to figure out what to say before you let them out wherever you're carrying them, in my case wasn't but about a mile away.

[SlownEasy]

I don't know if this is the right approach, but I finally used this stragegy. After being rebuffed, I apologize and explain that she is just SO gorgeous that I had to take the chance and talk to her. And that I would do almost anything just to have a chance to talk to her for a little while. I can't say that this has been a great success, but it seems to diffuse an awkward situation and allows her a chance to talk with you if she is inclined, without admitting to anything or losing her pride.

[Clark Kent]

Well, I was thinking about going out this afternoon to look around for some company, but stepping outside I felt like I was in a sauna. I can only imagine what the SW's would smell like and how sweaty they would be being out there probably all day today. That's why I try to go around at night, when at least it's not as hot and muggy. The humidity is horrible today.

I need some of your advice on how to approach certain situations I sometimes encounter. Last night I was riding through downtown and came upon the Chevron on 4th by the interstate. I saw this very shapely black girl walking through the parking lot like she was going inside from a car, but anyway I decided to drive around the block and make sure. Going around , she looked over my way a couple of times and ended up circling the stations lot and making her way over to 5th Avenue. I had to maneuver around because there was a cop parked in the car shop lot behind the gas station. When I finally made my way back around to 5th, she was walking toward Peyton Place. We made eye contact again, but with the club's front being busy, I wanted to make contact at a more private area, so I went up a half block to a corner she was coming up to. She kept looking at all the cars passing like she wanted to be picked up, so I assumed she was looking to make some money. When she came up to me, I asked if she was 'dated', and she said no. So I told her if she needed a ride I'd carry her wherever, and she wanted to go to Mike's (the old Al's Crossroads). Well she kept glancing at me like she was wanting me to say something or speak first about a date- I thought maybe she thought I was a cop, or maybe she wasn't interested in me or not into other races. She said she didn't really want to go to work that night, I guess she was a dancer at that Mike's, if that's what that place is. Let me tell you, this girl was HOT. She was about 6 foot and had a great body, tight short clothes, long curly hair- reminded me of Serena Williams a bit, with a larger hairdo. Well, when a girl that really doesn't look like a common street girl says flat out they don't date, I'm not going to press the matter, as I still am going to act gentlemanly. What I want to know is, when any of you encounter a girl walking that looks like she might be looking to make some money, but doesn't look like your average SW, how do you go about seeing if she really is dating, and at the same time showing her you're not a cop ? This situation is similar to times when I'm out in the daytime and see girls walking up the street and I blow or make eye contact and they just keep walking. I never have been good in these situations. The girls that's on dope will basically flag you down and run up to you, the ones that are just out to make a little money and not on drugs are a harder nut to crack, and usually way more cautious and picky.

You know, most people love the summer. But besides the girls walking the mall in skimpy outfits, I'd sooner it be the fall or winter. Football, holidays, and the SW's aren't as smelly and sweaty.

[Clark Kent]

Woody, the Screening Room states on their main page that you have to have a photo on your profile or you won't remain a member. As for the other group, I don't know if that's the name or not or if I'm still in there or not. I'm not in the SR group either, cause I'm not putting my pic on a profile. If a girl wants to talk they'll talk, pic on your profile or not in those type groups. There's a few of those local type groups where the mod feels like they have to be a dictator or something and tell you what you can and can't have on your profile or you can't be a member of their group. Really the SR group isn't much to talk about anyway. There's mainly just a few skanky old women that want to be gang banged that post on there and the rest are guys.

As for the girl named April, I don't know if this is the April you're talking about or not, but I'm adding a pic of an April that walks 1st which might help some if this is her. If this isn't her, then it's the one that looks somewhat like the comedian Rita Rudner. Either way, the cops know who this April is, too.

[Master Driller]

Just a word of warning fellas -- be extra careful if y'all pick up the WSW named April. She's a good looking gal -- young, dark hair, and long legs -- but she has a bad habit of being arrested every few weeks for drugs and it seems that some poor John got busted with her yesterday at the Relax Inn.

I did not even know she had gotten out of jail -- she got arrested two weeks ago at the Motel 8 -- but our friend Jo told me about the arrest today.

The cops know who she is and if they see you with her in the car the will stop you -- its an easy felony arrest for them (she is always carrying something). Again she is definitely good looking but she is very bad luck!

This should be my last post for a while -- skipping on to greener pastures folks peace out...

MD

[Woody Uno]

Clark,

They kicked me out of the Yahoo Group Screening Room and Bham Exposed and I do not know why. I posted on each a couple times so they would not kick me out but who knows.

I went in the Screening Room a couple times. It was different to say the least and I have not been back.

[Hbergeron]

After a hard morning's work in the yard, I decided to relax at the Sun. Saw Jenny from Cali. She been back about 4 days. She's a beautiful petite asian girl with long brown hair with highlights. It was wonderful to see her again.

Got the usual table shower, massage, etc. Left 1 hr later, very relaxed and very happy.

Of course Mamasan told me on my way out "new girl next week".

[Craps7]

First off my thanks to Master D & Superman's alter ego for hospitality and knowledge.

I was heading back to ATL from MS Thursday passing through BHM about 4 PM. Got off on 1st and headed right into Woodlawn. Saw a maybe (75%) WSW crossing and heading in the direction on Mickey D's. Kept going and saw nothing until M8. Pulled in, stopped and waited about 2-3 min. Nothing so I left.

Thought I would make the drive up 1st into Roebuck because I saw a Johhny Rays up there and I had not had lunch. While driving up there saw some of the earlier sights described from Anchor etc. Saw a few people in Anchor but not sure if they were hobbyist and SW. Made to JR's but they are only open for lunch I guess. Turned around heading back toward 20. Saw a mid 30's wsw crossing and heading into Family Dollar lot. I made next right to investigate. Immediately my eye sees two 20ish white girls on payphone. Very nice looking and out of place. I made eye contact with one not on phone. She definately looked back but more watching then the look. Have a feeling they were suburb girls shopping for things you can't get at the mall. I went into fmaily $ to grab a soda. When I came out the 2 were gone but the wsw that originally got my attention had met up with another wsw (both rough) and were crossing back. I went down a couple of streets to circle around and get a better view but did not find them. I guess all the side streets around there have promise.

Mosied back to M8 and parked again. Jamie's door opened and a blonde gets out and walks to the other end giving me the look. With that A guy comes out of the same room. I got out and went to talk to him about Amy. He was floored when I knew his name and about Amy. He asked me if I was LE! He said Amy hadn't checked in for a couple of days and he did not know her where abouts. He recommended Jamie and I went to the room she was at.

She actually looked really good. Freshly showered, new make up etc. I told her I only had 30 and needed a BBBJ. She agreed. I talked her into taking her top off. Cute bod if you like the young ones. Said she is almost 21.

Overall a decent BBBJ, but not world class by any stretch. She let me pop on her chest which I could tell she wasn't fond of. I can't say she was great but for the price and the view I enjoyed. Should have paid a little more and gone FS, but I was a little nervous and didn't want to stay long.

Thanks for the help and the hospitality. I look forward to future visits.

[Bladtinzu]

From my understanding from posts in the yahoo groups, the people that frequent the Screening Room are mostly single guys- mostly black, people that's middle age, gays, and if there's a female it's one that's in her 40's or 50's.

As for that SW in Tarrant, did she happen to have long straight brown hair, nice body not skinny and look like Melissa Gilbert or Dana Plato a bit ? I'm wondering if it's this girl that walks 1st but has people she knows over in the Tarrant area. I'd expect her to be closer to the airport, but the description of her waving at cars and the age makes me think it might be this girl I know.

Clark that is her. Young looking straight dark hair and the Melissa Gilbert look.

And frankly I tend to stay away from places like the Screening Room just fo the fact you might walk in there and see two guys going at it. Although back in the day when the Quest was hopping and all the strippers went ther after work I was known to go trolling there with above pretty good results. Never used the bathroom there though.

[Clark Kent]

From my understanding from posts in the yahoo groups, the people that frequent the Screening Room are mostly single guys- mostly black, people that's middle age, gays, and if there's a female it's one that's in her 40's or 50's.

As for that SW in Tarrant, did she happen to have long straight brown hair, nice body not skinny and look like Melissa Gilbert or Dana Plato a bit ? I'm wondering if it's this girl that walks 1st but has people she knows over in the Tarrant area. I'd expect her to be closer to the airport, but the description of her waving at cars and the age makes me think it might be this girl I know.

[Bladtinzu]

I know exactly who you are talking about Clark. And granted it might be fun but no condoms and I am not going. Plus neither lady looks that great either. Kind of like going to the "Trap" in Atlanta, mostly middle age or worse looking for hook ups. I made the mistake of walking in there last year with a little hot number I know that works at Gold Rush. I had plenty of offers from guys wanting to trade off a turn with their wives but being there with the best looking woman of the bunch I could stand to be picky. Plus we were both under the impression hot younger couples would be there and that wasn't the case.

[Clark Kent]

Oh, there's a couple of girls that belong to yahoo groups I'm in, one white woman that frequents the Screening Room and is always wanting many guys to join in and fill whatever hole they want, as she says. Blacks especially. Her husband likes to take pictures of this, and they say condoms are not welcome. This other woman rents a room at the Fultondale Days Inn basically every month and posts a message in the group saying when she'll be there, and all are welcome. All this stuff is basically gang bangs, or just open sex, and stuff I'm not into. But stuff like that goes on all the time.

From what I understand the Screening Room is a hot bed for sexual goings on if you're into open sex with whoever might be there at the time. Not meaning you have to partake in whatever's there, but that whatever you might be into chances are there might be someone there to help. Though, I can't personally say as I've never been there. Passing on what was posted elsewhere.

[Master Driller]

Looks like there may some interesting shows going on at Adult Theaters in town -- check out this link to craigslist.org:

http://bham.craigslist.org/cas/80222472.html

The couple is looking for a man in shape -- looking at the lady in these pics I'd say they shouldn't be choosy.