Terms and Abbreviations Comments

[Morie]

I keep seeing GPS in reference to Massage. I can't figure out what it means.

GPS = Gold Pussy Syndrome, or a sweetie who thinks she is worth mich more than she teally is.

So what the heck is UTR?

[GRJoey]

I've been trying to figure out what GPS means in reference to massage. Keep seeing it floating the the forums, Not sure how to take it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=GPS

[GRJoey]

I keep seeing GPS in reference to Massage. I can't figure out what it means.

[WkndRider]

What does bb on mean in posting limitations? Also smiles are on?

[Pele815]

Does unrushed imply msog / multiple pops? Do you think providers advertising "unrushed" generally mean that or just that they're willing to take it slow until the one and only pop?

[InksterTourist]

MM. Mutual Massage (see this one used a lot on massage forums, but not for sure on meaning.

Back in the '80's this was really popular in another state. She massages you then halfway through your time you massage her. I didn't think it was that great until I turned it into Italian. However, at all times at all places everything stays outside of her.

[ScShag]

Originally authored by LiveHungry.

Here's a translation of a couple common terms on Backpage (aka. The Fat, The Black, The Fake and The Ugly) that may save you some time and money. While not true 100% of time, I'd say they're accurate more than 90.

Phat Azzz! = Black.

Thick = Black.

Puerto Rican = 90% chance black 10% chance hispanic.

Russian = Rip-off and $200 hand job.

Outcall only = Will be on cell phone when she arrives and a $180 to talk.

Mutual Massage = You'll be massaging Mr. Mike by yourself.

18 year old = either 28 year old or "have a seat over there".

135lbs = 185 lbs.

145lbs = 195 lbs.

Rubenesque = phat white girl.

* (E*E (# or any variation thereof = black or hispanic girl.

Oxon Hill = Black.

PG County = Black.

Rte 1 = 90% black 10% white.

Crystal City = Surprisingly should be white, but 95% chance black.

Beltsville = Black.

College Park = White or Black.

Laurel = 65% white 35% black.

DuPont Circle = probably a sting.

No upsell = upsell.

No pictures showing belly = pushed out a kid or three and lots of stretch marks.

Push up bra = flabby boobs.

Teddy nighty = fat and flabby.

100 Real pics! = 95% fake pics.

Real pics or its free! = Hahahahahaha!

Fuzzy photos = fake photos, seriously how do you get fuzzy photos with today's digital cameras, that take some real effort.

Weird angle photos = phat, fat, and phatt!

Close-up shots of face = fat.

Top down photo = fat.

Only boob shot = fat.

PSE = Um, not all porn starts are good.

GFE = Yeah, like the day your cheating girlfriend is on the rag GFE.

No Blocked Calls = I don't really return any calls.

No Texts = See above, unless I'm desperate for my next fix then I'll answer anything.

Less than 28 = less than 35.

More than 28 = More than 38.

And totally agree whenever I see $180 outcall only I think RIP-OFF!

Well done.

[Putzy]

Some missing terms from the list.

B2 B. Body to Body.

CID. Cum in Deep.

MM. Mutual Massage (<- see this one used a lot on massage forums, but not for sure on meaning.

[ElCamaron]

Some offer massage+ what should I expect?

[Admin]

Originally authored by LiveHungry.

Here's a translation of a couple common terms on Backpage (aka. The Fat, The Black, The Fake and The Ugly) that may save you some time and money. While not true 100% of time, I'd say they're accurate more than 90.

Phat Azzz! = Black.

Thick = Black.

Puerto Rican = 90% chance black 10% chance hispanic.

Russian = Rip-off and $200 hand job.

Outcall only = Will be on cell phone when she arrives and a $180 to talk.

Mutual Massage = You'll be massaging Mr. Mike by yourself.

18 year old = either 28 year old or "have a seat over there".

135lbs = 185 lbs.

145lbs = 195 lbs.

Rubenesque = phat white girl.

* (E*E (# or any variation thereof = black or hispanic girl.

Oxon Hill = Black.

PG County = Black.

Rte 1 = 90% black 10% white.

Crystal City = Surprisingly should be white, but 95% chance black.

Beltsville = Black.

College Park = White or Black.

Laurel = 65% white 35% black.

DuPont Circle = probably a sting.

No upsell = upsell.

No pictures showing belly = pushed out a kid or three and lots of stretch marks.

Push up bra = flabby boobs.

Teddy nighty = fat and flabby.

100 Real pics! = 95% fake pics.

Real pics or its free! = Hahahahahaha!

Fuzzy photos = fake photos, seriously how do you get fuzzy photos with today's digital cameras, that take some real effort.

Weird angle photos = phat, fat, and phatt!

Close-up shots of face = fat.

Top down photo = fat.

Only boob shot = fat.

PSE = Um, not all porn starts are good.

GFE = Yeah, like the day your cheating girlfriend is on the rag GFE.

No Blocked Calls = I don't really return any calls.

No Texts = See above, unless I'm desperate for my next fix then I'll answer anything.

Less than 28 = less than 35.

More than 28 = More than 38.

And totally agree whenever I see $180 outcall only I think RIP-OFF!

[Chuka]

Is there an abbreviation for tit-fucking? TFTC would fit, but it's not on the list, so maybe something else is.

[Misfit]

Funny shit Lurker X.

You forgot this one:

(_@_) a prolapse ass.

Misfit

[Lurker X]

Means a smile and.

Is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by.

ASSICONS :

(_! _) a regular ass.

(__! __) a fat ass.

(!) a tight ass.

(_*_) an ass hole.

{_! _} a swishy ass.

(_o_) an ass that's been around.

(_x_) kiss my ass.

(_X_) leave my ass alone.

(_zzz_) a tired ass.

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass.

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass.

(_? _) Dumb Ass

[A John]

It also means what a man or woman calls each other when maried in Korean lang.

The context is a Hawaiian guy talking about a Korean Massage Parlor provider. What is a yobo? Is it an abbreviation? A Korean word? Other?

Double Nickle

[Helpful Hands]

I can't seem to figure this one out.