Sexual Things to Do Before We Die. Fucket List

[Lexx1]

Forgot to mention that I too have had a deaf chick. She was quite amazing. Unfortunately she was part of a crew that apparently only stayed in the area for a while and moved on. Other than the way she spoke, it was like being with any other woman. Really enjoyed spending time with her and would eagerly repeat if I ever cross paths with her again. I even remember her name (Celine), which is rare for me, even with chicks in real life. Hell, I even hooked up with a chick only for her to tell me after the fact that it was our 2nd meeting. Only then did I remember. Isn't that a freakin' shame? In my defense, it had been almost a year and she had gained a little weight, but still. LOL.

As for your East Indian chick fantasy I had a real life "girlfriend" from Bangladesh for a couple of years back in the 90's. According to her, the guy she had been with over there treated her like total crap. She wasn't the prettiest gal in the world, but not ugly by any means. She was over here temporarily as a housekeeper / nanny for one of my clients. She was the one who approached me. She would sneak out of the house after her host family went to bed and I would pick her up down the street, take her to my place and fuck the daylights out of her. The more we did it the more she wanted it. I guess all those years of being mistreated and going without brought the Bengal tigress out of her. Unfortunately she wound up catching MAJOR feelings which ruined the whole thing. I was young and just having a good time. She wanted to get married and have babies. Was probably thinking about citizenship too. YIKES!

Some of the best free pussy I ever had. Literally free. No dates, no dinners, no flowers. Scoop her up, go to my place and fuck, drop her back off. This went down 2 or 3 times a week for about 2 years until she returned to Bangladesh. One of those rare life gifts that literally just fell into my lap. Funny thing is, like most young bucks I completely took that shit for granted. There were plenty nights when I would turn her down or pull "no shows" on her just out of being an arrogant prick really. Perhaps some of my nights of "old man blue balls" is karma payback for taking the pussy gods' gift back then for granted.

Once more, I wish you luck finding what you're looking for. If you do meet one, especially if she a non-westernized civie, a little kindness could pay huge dividends.

The deaf chic I had an arrangement going with was a curvy light skinned Latina. She was pretty hot with big natural DD tits and a juicy ass to match, slim waist. The voice as you mentioned was trippy. Had to write stuff down sometimes on a notepad to tell her what to do. But for the most part fucking is fucking and basic hand motions is usually all you need. The trippy part was once I got that pussy wet was her moaning sounds which can be kinda weird sounding from a deaf chic. But at least I knew she was enjoying herself with me and cumming. She could ride a dick and seeing that ass pound down on me and her tits bouncing was a hot sight to see. Happy she was cool with me taking pics and video. Love revisiting those vids to see that action.

I've worked with a couple of good looking East Indian chics. One was fuckin hot but had a fiance. The other was a close teammate at the time on the same team. She was pretty but best part was her juicy ass. I used to flirt with her all the time but that was it. Nice one for you having that Indian booty to have fun with at home.

Thanks for the good luck. There's a cute White chic dwarf that favorited me on Seeking so that hopefully will happen finally. East Indian pussy I'm still working on.

[Lexx1]

Like I said, to each his own, so do what you want. If I may suggest, however, I would recommend getting a gal with some decent tits for her size and at least enough body fat to look mature. Of course, a gal with a good attitude always helps too, no matter what her size is. Good luck if you go through with it. Hope you have a better experience than I did.

Yeah it sucks when the chic is a dead fish in the sack. The dwarf I was talking to was a black chic and sounded like a freak with what she liked in the sack. Shame I wasn't able to tap her little ass.

[Livinitup]

So has anyone here actually ever fucked a dwarf? I've fucked a handful of midget size girls (4'10" and below) but not a dwarf. Almost had the chance but she was only in town for a short time and is out of state now. She joked that she could suck my dick while standing up. LOL That's one on my fucket list. The others are an East Indian chic and a blind chic. A blind chic will never happen. But have been close to fucking some east Indian chics. Had an arrangement for a bit with a deaf chic. That was interesting.

F'd a 4'6" girl, not technically a dwarf, but non the less, a good standing shag.

I've had a one legged gal, leg amputated above the knee.

I'm currently occasionally banging a seriously scared burn survivor. Helping her regain her sexual confidence.

[Gidden Lade]

So has anyone here actually ever fucked a dwarf? I've fucked a handful of midget size girls (4'10" and below) but not a dwarf. Almost had the chance but she was only in town for a short time and is out of state now. She joked that she could suck my dick while standing up. LOL That's one on my fucket list. The others are a East Indian chic and a blind chic. A blind chic will never happen. But have been close to fucking some east Indian chics. Had an arrangement for a bit with a deaf chic. That was interesting.

Forgot to mention that I too have had a deaf chick. She was quite amazing. Unfortunately she was part of a crew that apparently only stayed in the area for a while and moved on. Other than the way she spoke, it was like being with any other woman. Really enjoyed spending time with her and would eagerly repeat if I ever cross paths with her again. I even remember her name (Celine), which is rare for me, even with chicks in real life. Hell, I even hooked up with a chick only for her to tell me after the fact that it was our 2nd meeting. Only then did I remember. Isn't that a freakin' shame? In my defense, it had been almost a year and she had gained a little weight, but still. LOL.

As for your East Indian chick fantasy I had a real life "girlfriend" from Bangladesh for a couple of years back in the 90's. According to her, the guy she had been with over there treated her like total crap. She wasn't the prettiest gal in the world, but not ugly by any means. She was over here temporarily as a housekeeper / nanny for one of my clients. She was the one who approached me. She would sneak out of the house after her host family went to bed and I would pick her up down the street, take her to my place and fuck the daylights out of her. The more we did it the more she wanted it. I guess all those years of being mistreated and going without brought the Bengal tigress out of her. Unfortunately she wound up catching MAJOR feelings which ruined the whole thing. I was young and just having a good time. She wanted to get married and have babies. Was probably thinking about citizenship too. YIKES!

Some of the best free pussy I ever had. Literally free. No dates, no dinners, no flowers. Scoop her up, go to my place and fuck, drop her back off. This went down 2 or 3 times a week for about 2 years until she returned to Bangladesh. One of those rare life gifts that literally just fell into my lap. Funny thing is, like most young bucks I completely took that shit for granted. There were plenty nights when I would turn her down or pull "no shows" on her just out of being an arrogant prick really. Perhaps some of my nights of "old man blue balls" is karma payback for taking the pussy gods' gift back then for granted.

Once more, I wish you luck finding what you're looking for. If you do meet one, especially if she a non-westernized civie, a little kindness could pay huge dividends.

[Gidden Lade]

So has anyone here actually ever fucked a dwarf? I've fucked a handful of midget size girls (4'10" and below) but not a dwarf. Almost had the chance but she was only in town for a short time and is out of state now. She joked that she could suck my dick while standing up. LOL That's one on my fucket list. The others are a East Indian chic and a blind chic. A blind chic will never happen. But have been close to fucking some east Indian chics. Had an arrangement for a bit with a deaf chic. That was interesting.

I did this back in Atlanta several years ago. I don't have a dwarf fetish, but she was also Asian which I do have a strong appetite for so I thought "why not?" She used to advertise on listcrawler which was very rare in Atlanta for Asian girls; outside of the apartment girl ads and the fat Asian chicks that seem to pop up from time to time.

To each his own, but it wasn't something I'll ever do again. You could clearly see that she was an adult by her facial features, but she had a very tiny body. Absolutely zero body fat and flat chested as well. I couldn't get turned on by her and that's never a problem for me normally; with the exception of extremely obese women. It also didn't help that this chick was extremely jaded. Got pissed off when I asked at the beginning of the date if she was of legal age. Said she was "tired of men asking her that all the time. " Not sure why that would surprise her due to her stature. She was only about 3' 10"-ish I think. She was also a complete "non participant. " Offered no assistance whatsoever to help me get over the hump so to speak. Took her clothes off, laid on her back while playing on her phone and expected me to do what I came to do with no help from her at all.

Knowing that she was indeed an adult (in her 30's if memory serves) and that the business end of things had already taken place, I gave it the ol' college try but my starting QB refused to play along that night. I took the loss and left. She even copped an attitude about that too. Not sure why. I didn't even ask for a refund. She clearly wasn't happy in her line of work, so I didn't even care that I lost out. Probably would've felt worse if I had been able to go through with it.

Like I said, to each his own, so do what you want. If I may suggest, however, I would recommend getting a gal with some decent tits for her size and at least enough body fat to look mature. Of course, a gal with a good attitude always helps too, no matter what her size is. Good luck if you go through with it. Hope you have a better experience than I did.

[Lexx1]

So has anyone here actually ever fucked a dwarf? I've fucked a handful of midget size girls (4'10" and below) but not a dwarf. Almost had the chance but she was only in town for a short time and is out of state now. She joked that she could suck my dick while standing up. LOL That's one on my fucket list. The others are a East Indian chic and a blind chic. A blind chic will never happen. But have been close to fucking some east Indian chics. Had an arrangement for a bit with a deaf chic. That was interesting.

[Christophe1]

I produced. It is so scary.

Only the devil will not submit. Our enemy.

Do you need more proof?

We are hunting the idiots.

Sorry, I hate myself for being so weak.

But, I Will amateurs and astound.

[Gidden Lade]

I am excited to hear of your journeys. One trip that mongers don't talk about but you might find interesting is North Africa: Egypt, Tunisa, Morocco along the Mediterranean coast. The food is awesome, the woman are prudish but exotic, and the flights are super cheap.

Hadn't considered that. Will definitely look into it. Namibia is also on my short list. Thank you sir.

[Christophe1]

Gents,

I have been given too many coincidental unexplainable signs to ignore. The type that rattle my bed. Some of you may know of what I am about to confess but I have been given gifts beyond my imagination and ability to understand that I hope we all have. One of my friends way back when came from a long list of shamans and she walked in all worlds and was surrounded by two worlds with one consisting of the where we all know and the other amongst the spirits. I have different gifts and they scare me. It once seemed to be that the gifts were too much for me to comprehend and other people that I was with had real tangible talents without the same quirks. Mine were out-of-body experiences and the ability to heal. When you get slammed in your body after flying in the clouds it is fucking scary. When portals open and are always ominously poking their portal dick in your face it is kind of absurd. I'm not traveling there I would think so I blunted this gift with everything that dulled me from the oddity.

Anyway, it looks like I have to open this chakra and let it conduce from me. It appears that if I don't follow my 90 day rule all hell may break lose. I hope there are more of us out there or at least you know of this battle I must face. I need to battle myself, resolve my issues, and usher in a new world for me.

Please send out your highest energy, empathy, and whatever it takes for us to win.

Your pal,

The highest grade in high school was a C+ in fiction writing (LOL) Guy.

[Christophe1]

I am excited to hear of your journeys.

I forgot about her butt it looks like she became a porn star.

https://spankbang.com/4x9s2-55cv3g/playlist/sierra+sanders.

[KingOfFours]

Kayla-Marie an escort / stripper in SFV.

I indeed recognized her in your picture, from the zebra blanket, LOL! She was one of the best 3 hole cumdumpsters around!

I took the now decade-old pictures below, after I cum-pumped her ass, and sent that ass-creampie pic below to her, and she used it in some of her myredbook ads. And in the other picture, there she is in that same wrap, in front of that same mirror as in one of Christophe's pics below!

I left quite a few loads in her! She openly advertised her bareback services on myredbook, back then! See my post 16899 here for links to many more of my ancient pics of her:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...971&viewfull=1#post6364971.

The question is, what is she like NOW? I've heard mixed reports a few months ago, about her current looks and service. Can anyone comment on any recent adventures with her?

[Christophe1]

Kudos to the other ones, BUT the Asian lady is nice!

I am excited to hear of your journeys. One trip that mongers don't talk about but you might find interesting is North Africa: Egypt, Tunisa, Morocco along the Mediterranean coast. The food is awesome, the woman are prudish but exotic, and the flights are super cheap.

I posted those three women because they had a large fan base of men from this site and offer a decent breadth of the hobby. Inga started as a non-pro in Pasadena. Kayla-Marie an escort / stripper in SFV. Luki (full Asian picture) an escort that travels up and down from Rosemead to the OC. And Tami (hat) was a world renowned Viet-masseuse in Inglewood, woot woot! The other Asian lady, I have no clue who she is but I took her to one of my rental apartments. Looking through the posted pictures apparently, I did this more than once and absolutely don't remember it. They must of been non-pros.

Luki is always working, hurry, come over. Luki is waiting for you. Luki remembers you and loves you long time. What time you visit?

I know I said no more old pics but one day I might have to come back to relive the good ole days. Also, needed to add a street walker to complete the rainbow.

Finished. Out with the old, in with the new.

Thank you DragonWalker.

We then got down to the photo shoot. She took off her clothes and in my mind I did too. She crawled onto the bed in the doggie position and started shaking her voluptuous butt. Seeing the contrast of her pink pussy to her pearly skin and the little winky wink caused my member to throb and pulsate. I imagined I was in a porn shoot with her and she grabbed the little guy and went to action. She sucked with zest and zeal. She slapped her face with it. She deep throated me and let it bulge the side of her face in which she slapped. Not to be out done, I imagined that I grabbed her and pulled her down onto the bed. I splayed her legs and I went to work on her glorious flower where her legs met. She tasted like sweet nectar and smelled better than lavender. She moaned and writhed. Finally the time had come for her to take me to Paradise. We kissed and our tongues danced a waltz like none ever done before. In my mind she wrapped me up and I entered for glory. For the past, the present and the future, I did it for the team. I beat that up and she wanted more. She wanted me to finish on her tits but I sensed (in my imagination) that she would have been ok with it anywhere. I wasn't ready to so she began to give me head. Then she went to work on my balls with enthusiastic licks and sucks. I straddled her in the 69 and she sucked my balls and jerked me. I began to finger her pussy. Faster and faster we went, until the fireworks went off. I imagined it was the fourth of July in Manhattan as I saw the display before Lady Liberty.

[Gidden Lade]

I'll be a good boy. Who am I kidding. I'll stop with the pics and from now on only new pictures. Never paid extra to take photos but most of the time I don't want to take pictures just thought it was part of the membership to the club.

Kudos to the other ones, BUT the Asian lady is nice!

[Christophe1]

Doc, I've been thinking a lot. Mainly because it's been quiet on the California boards. Way too quiet.

I've even started talking to myself. Then I started talking to my penis. That's when things got to be a little surreal and staggeringly strange. My penis started talking back! He said to call him Tyler Durden and that he wanted me to beat pussy up. Shit, I thought, why argue? You know, I did this for awhile. But Tyler became more intrusive. He began to ridicule me, said I would never be a Baldy Cruiser. I didn't really care, that's not my goal. I just hated to be taunted and ridiculed, especially from someone, no wait, something I thought was my friend. One day I couldn't handle this shit anymore and I went deep six. I shouted at Tyler, "I'll show you!" Afterward I proceeded to shave my head and started to bang all the hot black sisters I could fine...
I woke up. It was just a dream? I sluggishly shook off my sleep inertia and made my way to the shower. The heat felt good. I grabbed shampoo and (fades to black)..

I'll be a good boy. Who am I kidding. I'll stop with the pics and from now on only new pictures. Never paid extra to take photos but most of the time I don't want to take pictures just thought it was part of the membership to the club.

[Christophe1]

Sure it's fun to boat, race, travel, golf, build model airplanes, dance, fill in blank, but the best of all is that one time when I got a hole in one at the massage parlor.

Called up Monica (Baldy's find) for a second date yesterday and she was stressed out and having roommate issues. I said you need a massage.

Picked her up and we embarked on our voyage. She was uber excited. She sang and danced the whole way. I didn't want to take her to my regular foot massage place so we stopped at the first one we saw. We went in and were taken into a semiprivate room and disrobed.

When she took off her pants she told me that she didn't wear her undies. And blushed..