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**Moe DeMonger** · 12-31-04 17:17

Home in the northern 'burbs at last after doing so much northbound riding and all smacking of Dixie tidewater. Whether I would detour into CC and stay awhile is comparable to whether a bear sh**ts in the woods: you never see it firsthand but it's safe to suppose.

Lodged up on Chestnut just a hop & skip from 18th and just stayed stationed like that. Caught back up with Jenny at the Quince Garden. She probably wouldn't be everyone's party; not youthful enough for a lot of guys. Something about her face I've been liking, though, and her zest for screwing in different positions is still for real. I don't think there's been many others working this spa in between these holidays nor many guys coming around. That could explain her wishing to hear from me at this turn of the year on the possibility of hanging out.

Made a return to what I've been calling CHL (on Ludlow) and didn't encounter Candy but who I got was of same ethnicity and slightly broader but similarly diminutive and cute. There was another small cutie I was greeted by and who was poking her head in and out of the shower room for playing around's sake. The faces of these girls can be decievng, I think, in that they can look younger than they be. IE Laura, who took care of me this time, had a really wholesome face but she wasn't childless. And, while her ab was pretty firm- not stretch-wrecked or anything that bad- she did have the scar of the scalpel. Crack masseuses, these girls are, but there's no body-slide in the shower. CH2 is still the liklier place to have that, and even there it depends on who's hands you get into.

Found 1816 open, also, and went in there. From what I found, though, I can't recommend it as a place to look for European hotties. What's there is is a bevy of whities, all right, but unless you're really getting technical about root ethnicities they're all-American whities of the local region. Prices are higher than at AMPs with 2. being asked for a FS thing that would go on for some 45 minutes give-or-take. Chiseling that all the way down to 1.5 would be difficult. I chose a thin, bony one (that's a physique I like) who I could get FS with for 1.8. She expressed at the beginning that she liked having a dick erupt in her hands. As it turned out, I started overheating too much in the FS mode so needing to lie back to cool down while being finished off by hand wound up playing into all our hands (oh, a pun; I didn't intend that). In the past I've come by better whitey experiences by ranging up to CT for them. But a good thing about this not being a long stay was that it gave me the chance to high-tail out back to CH2 before the night got old enough for the fat lady to sing.

Since I'd actually put in a vist there in between the Qince and first Ludlow episodes, I was actually boomeranging back this time. Imagine hoofing up to CH2 and back from Walnut (west of Broad) twice in a night; for some this would be no mean excersize. Myself, I'm a long-strided enough beast not to be traumatized by it. But, even more ulteriorly, it gives my battery a chance to recharge. CH2's line of girls really hasn't changed much in the past half-month Chanel is a kind who's a slim set of bones that are appealing to me which probably has something to do with being ectomorphic myself. Even Nadia appears more slimmed-down than how I was (thinking) I remembered her. But there's even more to her than that; I find an elegantly feline quality in everything she does from FS composure to massaging to bathing and even locomotion. Shi-Shi (I just spell these handles as I hear them) has more meat on her but having a great go with her hasn't exactly demanded that I try hard, either. How you can regret a visit here is still a stumper to me; just seems an impossibility.

Well, this wound up being five nuts passed for five stops made although a nap reprieve at the end of that fifth session was as much merciful as it was pleasant. By then I was really starting to crash and so was the girl and so was even poor Lily downstairs. I wouldn't have thought I had that much in me but I guess those walks way, way up 11th must do something good. Plucked out the cell phone to bug Jenny for a couple of minutes while hiking back to quarters, but given that she couldn't come out, I waren't doing nothin' more than headin' for my beddin'.

MDM

**Sam Katz** · 12-31-04 03:23

Sam Katz back for a quick post. While I was strolling through the streets of center city I picked up a city paper for good times sake. I found something I haven't seen before, an asian escort service. Me and a friend of mine tried calling the place to find out what race the girls were and prices but went straight to answering machine. I guess it was too early for business because it was about 11 A.M. Has anybody tried this place? And also, Geronimo, try eros-philly com and select your lady for the night whether she is white, black, asian, or spanish. Moe, I see what you mean about AMPs with similiar names but I think it's just a business scheme. A Newbie could have heard all this about CH and you know how many people asked about the where abouts of this place so they could go to the city paper and see that it's the only Callowhill advertised. Shit, they probably even have a Mimi and Suki and got a few mongers thinking they been going to CH2 the whole time, you never know.Stealth, did any of the girls wear heels? In Korea the sex workers wear heels like a foot tall. But man your right 5, 10 is tall for any female. Danzig, you must feel great! But Sam says becarefulw ith them barebacks, it's not always better if you know what I mean. Play it safe mongers.

Shout Outs to King Kilgore Trout #2!

Sam Katz aka .......

**Nip Tuck** · 12-31-04 02:38

Dutch Treat, " DATY found a very sweet box and browneye. "

That wasn't her box that tasted so sweet...it was my load. I left it just for you. What did you think, creampie boy? Don't you know better than to DATY at an AMP?

And she does speak english..she just pretends not to with fat old & uglies like yourself.

Happy new year jackass.

**Dutch Treat** · 12-30-04 14:16

Jennifer @ CH2

Short Review: Wow.

Long review: The holidays induced more Asian Fever so I was back at the CH2, and picked the newbie Jennifer. Korean, mid/late 20’s, tall 5’10”, 130 lbs, cute face, natural B’s with perfect nips. Well-toned body. Shaved bush, with tight, sweet box showing puffy dark lips. English not her forte, but what a sweetie! Excellent shower with full body rub and brief BBBJ. In room, excellent massage, followed by fun tongue/toe massage, then extended Asian, followed by BBBJ with switch into 69. DATY found a very sweet box and browneye. She was into it. Cover placed and then cowgirl and mish at edge of bed with legs/feet placed behind my head/sholders for maximal penetration. Nice DFK skills. Robust finish, followed by clean-up and again another solid massage. She really tries hard to please.
Summary: Ok, some may not like Jennifer because of her height, or lack of English skills, but honestly, this would rank as a top 3 AMP experience for me; she’s right up there with Mimi!

**Geronimo74** · 12-30-04 12:24

Anybody know of a MP with spanish girls? That would be awesome. I would even drive if you know of one semi close.

Geronimo74

**Geronimo74** · 12-27-04 16:20

Looking for any infor mation on a amp I heard about thats near race and 13th. Any reviews?

Geronimo74

**Jim Neighbors** · 12-26-04 03:13

Moe,

You're great for posting your adventures to the different locales here. Theres' more 411 in one of your posts than in 95% of the others here, and I, for one, am appreciative of it.

-James

**Moe DeMonger** · 12-23-04 19:07

It was a nice day to be loose on the CC streets, I must admit.

But, in this latest visit to town, I began seeing some old-time buisiness names being re-used by new places that aren't the locations that origanally called themselves so. IE: New World. I, for one, would associate that with Race St. but it's the ol' Bonanza place that's lately been trying on that name for size. With that you might see some potential for confusion on a forum. But if that weren't enough, would you believe that there's now a Callowhill Studio - on Ludlow?! Might as well call it CHL (why not?).

Time for another admission: if CHL's name was intended to inspire curiosity, then I guess it works because I ambled on over to it right upon being aware of it. So how it is: Well, like all the places on Ludlow, it's a multi-floor labyrinth of many rooms that are pretty small (Heaven can boast the exception of having a chilling-out parlor on an upper floor which I don't think the rest on Ludlow have). At a fleeting glance, the staff looks like it may be dominantly Thai. Seeing some magazines in Thai script lying around can be interpreted as another clue of the same. Most of all, there was my attendant. She was definitely Thai and, within the classically small frame that such girls are built on, I was frankly percieving her as a brick sh**thouse. I mean, that young thing named Candy looked just like the kind of Thai hardbody that you might see in some mongering movie touting Thailand as a place you've got to get to. Had all-natural breasts that you'd have to see to believe, too. The massage I recieved was long and very skillfully dealt. For FS I had to make the proposition and work past a language barrier but the deal worked out the same as it should anywhere. A bit oddly, I was never offered a bath the whole time. I'm guessing that if I asked for one, I could have gotten a wash though whether it would've been by the girl or by myself I really don't know. I never said anything about it for the simple reason that there's only so many baths I really need in one day (hey, it's winter). And - oh, yes, - I'll remark that facilities include saunas which are temped-down enough to stay in for a while without roasting.

Now for CH2: I'll tell ya, after having been fairly spellbound with it for quite a few months, I've lately been in more of an *escaped* mode. But reports here RE who's there now made me think a little differently. I'm saying: the reported list of who they've got from just a few days before may look overly familiar, but I couldn't deny that it's really a formidable line-up to be face-to-face with again. One that I could be blackened 'n' blued by if I was *going into it* with more than one of them. Thanks for that bit of 411, I guess, as I decided to bite the bullet and go back. Well, I really don't want to lend a lot more noise about poor, overexposed CH2. As it turned out, anyway, I just stayed for one session. At times it can - and has - worked out to where everyone's availability is wide open so I go with one and then another and maybe another yet. But consider that I never come around by appointment - I just blow in when I get there - and you might see why doing that isn't always that simple. I did have some okay 69 going on there, though. Not especially prolonged but the taste of it was fresh and sweet. Now that I think about it - with the bottom of that lass shaved clean as a baby - it was probably the most directly I've ever gazed into a brown eye. And - oh, yeah - I definitely got a bath there, though the washroom was characteristically cold. IMHO, I think you'll find that everywhere you go; it's like a city zoning law that says: "An AMP shall be permitted to operate provided it's shower rooms are kept cold". If nothing else, it does add sensibility to having saunas nearby.

Now, at this point, it probably doesn't sound like I went home very black 'n' blue. But wait! I had all the pretext I needed to re-visit NWW (= New World off Walnut; why not?). It's actually the same re-opened place I'd rapped about a month ago or maybe slightly less. A major difference I've been seeing about it is an MO that seems to say "who needs a mamasan?". Seriously, there just hasn't been any kind of boss lady present that I could see. When you ring the bell, an available attendant opens the door, spirits you into a room, and you're her's. The place, from what I can see, gets lots of cuties but the rate of turnover is high, too. As to who just spirited ME in there: It was a woman whose age I'd guess to be late-twenty-something. She put a lot of zest into what she was doing and after a good bit of massage (not a CHL massage but a sincere effort) the emphasis was all on screwing. But, I mean, she was INTO it. A lot ot vocalization, apparent orgasms on her part, and a seeming lack of concern about how soon I was going to get off. She seemed about as turned on with me as anyone has been anytime lately. What was more, she had plenty enough English that I could talk to her and there was plenty of talk going on after the action. She even brought two beers - one for me and one for herself - so we were making frequent toasts as we talked. Imagine that: a Korean redneck sh**tkicking type! Now do you believe that it takes all kinds to make a world? She may be a particular who I'll be seeking again; the only thing worrysome being that love stalks and raises its scyth when I've found my type.

Hang in; there's not too much more I want to say/do right now. But this noisy, garish time of year gets me running up and down the big NE Corridor a lot more so it looks like my littlle head is going to be merry for a little while to come. At least that's ONE part of me that still gets glowey-eyed over Xmas. Now, if I can just get this attachment through without a hitch, that'll be just tits. And you'll see exactly what I mean if it DOES work.

**Genji Kam** · 12-23-04 16:13

Hi,

I'm looking for the name of a girl at Four Seaons in Ambler. She's has natural D-cups and a nice shapely ass; a little chunk in the trunk but not your typical Korean girl. Long hair past her shoulders and looks about mid-20s.

I passed her on the way out from my last visit. Does anyone know her name?

Thanks.

Genji

**Dawgone** · 12-21-04 09:40

Stopped in CH2 Friday evening. Lilly recognized me from a previous visit and suggested Suki. First time with her, she seems very nice. In the TS she spends a lot of time on my ass but doesn't do the slide like the others (Mimi, Nadia, etc.). Back in room #5, I found out why. She kissed, licked and sucked my ass like no one has ever done before. After a very thorough tongue lashing of my ass, she tells me to turn over and proceeds to give me a BBBJTCCIM! I was surprised because they usually hide the cap in their mouth before they start, not this time.

**Mr Montreal** · 12-20-04 09:53

Originally Posted by Spanky Spank

Anyone know if The Forum is still in business? What are the current non-Asian options in town? I'm looking for a little change of pace from CH2.

Maybe a good place to ask this is on the non amp board!

**Smoke & Mirrors** · 12-19-04 13:30

Originally Posted by Danzig19

Smokes and mirrors,

Bareback for their best customers? Yep, I am one of them, sometimes.

You and about how many other mongers? 5? 50? 500? 5000? ??? Oh I forgot they only do that with you because your such a ladies man,especially with those jacksons you hand out. LMAO!

**Spazen** · 12-19-04 00:39

The 25th and the Jan 1st. Happy Ho-lidays everyone!!

7 girls; had a choice of 3 from a lineup (Chanel, Suki and Jenifer). Mimi is back after a long vacation.

Took Jenifer for a ride. What I'll call the Peterbuilt Truck. She's big (not fat) and tall and gives a mean massage. The damn shower is so damn cold it activated the "I gotta go" reflex. I've taken a rig around a parking lot once and this experience was very similar. Scary at times, especially when the accelerator and brake are both hinged from the bottom and your not used to that. Bushy and large headlights too, if you like that. In the states a week. Very little English, so a little double-clutching is in order.

Took Jeany(sp?) for a ride a few weeks ago. The Viper. Got greeted with a nice DFK. She tied a noose around the little head with her sash and led me to the showers. Pre-warmed as best as she could. Got the body slide etc. Nice GFE experience. Can't wait until she returns.

Spazen

**Danzig19** · 12-18-04 11:16

Smokes and mirrors,

Bareback for their best customers? Yep, I am one of them, sometimes.

**Oldtime Monger** · 12-18-04 09:53

Sleez Ho: Its been about six months since I have been to CH2 but that 150 includes the door fee which usually ranges from $50-$60 in most places and even more in some others. Your $120 means you received full service for $70. You actually paid below the norm and what Nadia asked you for was the standard rate. Dude, you got away cheap!

OTM