Unreliable Providers

**MojoGuy** · 01-25-16 21:25

Sorry about the delete LC but this blog is for reporting unreliable providers, not for contradicting what other mongers has reported. I suggest you take it to bbq or another thread. In order to be fair to everyone I'll go back and reread this entire thread thoroughly. MJ.

**SwizzleStick** · 01-25-16 14:29

Originally Posted by MillitaryMan69 [View Original Post]

http://louisville.backpage.com/Femal...ry-way/8590107

Extremely unreliable. Goes ghost at random times. One time I was 15 minutes away. Told her to send address and she did hours later. WTF?

I've seen that ad a few times and always thought it was TGTBT.

**MillitaryMan69** · 01-25-16 14:28

http://louisville.backpage.com/Femal...ry-way/8590107

Extremely unreliable. Goes ghost at random times. One time I was 15 minutes away. Told her to send address and she did hours later. WTF?

**Saleen21** · 01-24-16 18:23

I think she done you a favor and saved you some cash. Because I guarantee you would have been disappointed as soon as she opened the door, I guarantee she looks twice as bad as her pics because no girl looks better in person then in the pics and by those pics hideous / nasty.

Originally Posted by BlackMamba74 [View Original Post]

Tried to set something up with this one last night. Text to setup an incall. She said that she is outcall preferred but could do incall at her place in Portland, not a fan of location but ok. After confirming a time, I text her I'll be and I should be there in 20-30 minutes. She said that works and call her before arriving. About 10 minutes before I arrive she calls me tell me not to come to the front door but come to the side. She also asked if I would like her to come out or would I be ok just knocking at the the side door. I told her I can just come to the side door and did I still need to call. She said just come to he side do she'll be on the look out. Right after I got off the phone with her. I get a text asking if I was affiliated with law enforcement. Told here nope, not a pimp or a thug wannabe either. So I arrive I park a few blocks down from her spot 10 minutes before the appointment. I notice 2 dudes leave the spot walking down the street, they disappear a few minutes before he appointment. I walk up to the side door as instructed, knocked and waited for 5 minutes nothing. So I walk back to my car to text her and I notice a missed call from her and a series of text stating "you should have been here by now, are you still coming?, I told you to call first before knocking at the door, I am not interested". I told her whatever have a goodnight sweetie!

Be safe,

Mamba out!

http://louisville.backpage.com/Femal...ecials/9832058

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**BigMack** · 01-24-16 17:40

Poor service stung me for a room, a good meal at S Bones said she liked women better than men should have left then. Said she did not like CIM because she didn't like it in her mouth but every one of LCs reviews of her has her snowballing with her GFs. Live and learn the only decent reviews I have heard of her are from her mouth and LC's If you want to take a chance go for it. I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole and her best defense of what she does ad did is to throw it back and the guy and claim Chemistry. Never in two decades have ever had a women in this say my hygiene was less than well-above average. She taught me a lesson I had forgotten. If you don't have an incall when you should have SAY GOOD BYE and find someone else. Put her on your list although with this review I am sure you will probably get some good service to make up for this. Too many much better providers out there to mess with her. JMO though take them the way you like them although reading Freckle Freaks novel on Star Baby it could have been much worse.

**Member #5077** · 01-24-16 17:28

Tried to set something up with this one last night. Text to setup an incall. She said that she is outcall preferred but could do incall at her place in Portland, not a fan of location but ok. After confirming a time, I text her I'll be and I should be there in 20-30 minutes. She said that works and call her before arriving. About 10 minutes before I arrive she calls me tell me not to come to the front door but come to the side. She also asked if I would like her to come out or would I be ok just knocking at the the side door. I told her I can just come to the side door and did I still need to call. She said just come to he side do she'll be on the look out. Right after I got off the phone with her. I get a text asking if I was affiliated with law enforcement. Told here nope, not a pimp or a thug wannabe either. So I arrive I park a few blocks down from her spot 10 minutes before the appointment. I notice 2 dudes leave the spot walking down the street, they disappear a few minutes before he appointment. I walk up to the side door as instructed, knocked and waited for 5 minutes nothing. So I walk back to my car to text her and I notice a missed call from her and a series of text stating "you should have been here by now, are you still coming?, I told you to call first before knocking at the door, I am not interested". I told her whatever have a goodnight sweetie!

Be safe,

Mamba out!

http://louisville.backpage.com/Femal...ecials/9832058

**SwizzleStick** · 01-24-16 02:19

Originally Posted by Norsem [View Original Post]

Man it's really not funny because its true but if it wasn't true, or you didn't seem like an honest reviewer or something it would be hilarious, its that bad. I can't get over the part that after you started banging her she still thought you were a cop, not that they don't pull that shit, but still. What was the price tag for that enjoyable few hours of your life you will never get back?

80 bucks and a pounding headache. By far the weirdest chick I've ever met in my years of playing the game.

**Mr King** · 01-23-16 18:44

I can see her going the direction you had with her.

I just saw her and she was kind of edgy like she could go koo koo at any point during our meeting.

We were at a NOtel in Indiana and she probably knew if I ended our meeting she would have had a long and cold walk home.

She did have a smokey, stinky kind of BO to her, Her body was pretty decent. I spent under an hour with her so it was pretty quick. I think we went to the same place you did. I thought they were out of business. I haven't been there in about three or four years. A great price for a room for our needs but its amazing LE isn't just there all of the time.

Originally Posted by SwizzleStick [View Original Post]

Review time on this girl:

This chick jerked me around for 3 days before we finally worked out a time that worked and even then, it was a hassle. She wasn't outside like she was supposed to be and it took almost 20 minutes of waiting at the gas station near her house before she finally came out. She jumped in my car and insisted we go to the place across the river. Which is fine and all seemed okay til we got there and got in the room. This is when shit got weird.

So, because I didn't immediately get naked and start pawing at her, she kept assuming I was a cop and kept looking out the door. At one point she tells me that I'm clearly a cop and should take her home. I rolled my eyes and eventually we got down to business after almost an hour of having to convince her. She was pissing me off and I should have just taken the girl home but I gave her a fair chance. While we're going at it she tells me she doesn't like to be looked at, then pushes me off for looking at the wall instead of grunting like a creepy porn dude. Sorry *****, but not all of us fuck like we're dying animals. She again tells me I'm a cop, etc. I finally lose my patience and say look, do you want this money or not cause this is real dumb.

She finally gets back to it and I busted a fat nut in her stupid stinky breathed mouth. Good thing since it killed like half the smell of her terrible cigarette breath. She also had all of her baby damage in her boobs so she refused to get topless though she did show me her ugly boobs, but the pussy was nice, tight, and small.

In spite of having a pussy not far from the level of Sophia the syringe stabber, the entire ordeal was a fucking joke. She's not worth your time or effort. Just call someone else. Seniors PM if you need anything else.

**Norsem** · 01-23-16 17:41

Originally Posted by SwizzleStick [View Original Post]

Review time on this girl:

This chick jerked me around for 3 days before we finally worked out a time that worked and even then, it was a hassle. She wasn't outside like she was supposed to be and it took almost 20 minutes of waiting at the gas station near her house before she finally came out. She jumped in my car and insisted we go to the place across the river. Which is fine and all seemed okay til we got there and got in the room. This is when shit got weird.

So, because I didn't immediately get naked and start pawing at her, she kept assuming I was a cop and kept looking out the door. At one point she tells me that I'm clearly a cop and should take her home. I rolled my eyes and eventually we got down to business after almost an hour of having to convince her. She was pissing me off and I should have just taken the girl home but I gave her a fair chance. While we're going at it she tells me she doesn't like to be looked at, then pushes me off for looking at the wall instead of grunting like a creepy porn dude. Sorry *****, but not all of us fuck like we're dying animals. She again tells me I'm a cop, etc. I finally lose my patience and say look, do you want this money or not cause this is real dumb.

She finally gets back to it and I busted a fat nut in her stupid stinky breathed mouth. Good thing since it killed like half the smell of her terrible cigarette breath. She also had all of her baby damage in her boobs so she refused to get topless though she did show me her ugly boobs, but the pussy was nice, tight, and small.

In spite of having a pussy not far from the level of Sophia the syringe stabber, the entire ordeal was a fucking joke. She's not worth your time or effort. Just call someone else. Seniors PM if you need anything else.

Man it's really not funny because its true but if it wasn't true, or you didn't seem like an honest reviewer or something it would be hilarious, its that bad. I can't get over the part that after you started banging her she still thought you were a cop, not that they don't pull that shit, but still. What was the price tag for that enjoyable few hours of your life you will never get back?

**LancePkrbttm** · 01-21-16 09:05

Originally Posted by SwizzleStick [View Original Post]

Review time on this girl:

This chick jerked me...

And it's started off sounding so promising.

Thanks for the tip. Sounds like she needs to go work at BK. This isn't the profession for her.

**JoeZagnut** · 01-21-16 09:03

Originally Posted by SwizzleStick [View Original Post]

Review time on this girl:

This chick jerked me around for 3 days before we finally worked out a time that worked and even then, it was a hassle. She wasn't outside like she was supposed to be and it took almost 20 minutes of waiting at the gas station near her house before she finally came out. She jumped in my car and insisted we go to the place across the river. Which is fine and all seemed okay til we got there and got in the room. This is when shit got weird.

So, because I didn't immediately get naked and start pawing at her, she kept assuming I was a cop and kept looking out the door. At one point she tells me that I'm clearly a cop and should take her home. I rolled my eyes and eventually we got down to business after almost an hour of having to convince her. She was pissing me off and I should have just taken the girl home but I gave her a fair chance. While we're going at it she tells me she doesn't like to be looked at, then pushes me off for looking at the wall instead of grunting like a creepy porn dude. Sorry *****, but not all of us fuck like we're dying animals. She again tells me I'm a cop, etc. I finally lose my patience and say look, do you want this money or not cause this is real dumb.

She finally gets back to it and I busted a fat nut in her stupid stinky breathed mouth. Good thing since it killed like half the smell of her terrible cigarette breath. She also had all of her baby damage in her boobs so she refused to get topless though she did show me her ugly boobs, but the pussy was nice, tight, and small.

In spite of having a pussy not far from the level of Sophia the syringe stabber, the entire ordeal was a fucking joke. She's not worth your time or effort. Just call someone else. Seniors PM if you need anything else.

SS. I got to give you props not only for giving this one a go, but also for the detailed report. Definitely confirms MM's report, not that I had any doubts about his review in the first place. I was hoping to be wrong since the chick looks cute in her pics, but I'm no longer curious.

JZ.

**SwizzleStick** · 01-20-16 20:28

Originally Posted by MillitaryMan69 [View Original Post]

http://louisville.backpage.com/Femal...u-need/9773125

One excuse after another finally when we do meet up her in call is unavailable.

She does look like her pictures but her breath smells like ass good luck with this one.

Review time on this girl:

This chick jerked me around for 3 days before we finally worked out a time that worked and even then, it was a hassle. She wasn't outside like she was supposed to be and it took almost 20 minutes of waiting at the gas station near her house before she finally came out. She jumped in my car and insisted we go to the place across the river. Which is fine and all seemed okay til we got there and got in the room. This is when shit got weird.

So, because I didn't immediately get naked and start pawing at her, she kept assuming I was a cop and kept looking out the door. At one point she tells me that I'm clearly a cop and should take her home. I rolled my eyes and eventually we got down to business after almost an hour of having to convince her. She was pissing me off and I should have just taken the girl home but I gave her a fair chance. While we're going at it she tells me she doesn't like to be looked at, then pushes me off for looking at the wall instead of grunting like a creepy porn dude. Sorry *****, but not all of us fuck like we're dying animals. She again tells me I'm a cop, etc. I finally lose my patience and say look, do you want this money or not cause this is real dumb.

She finally gets back to it and I busted a fat nut in her stupid stinky breathed mouth. Good thing since it killed like half the smell of her terrible cigarette breath. She also had all of her baby damage in her boobs so she refused to get topless though she did show me her ugly boobs, but the pussy was nice, tight, and small.

In spite of having a pussy not far from the level of Sophia the syringe stabber, the entire ordeal was a fucking joke. She's not worth your time or effort. Just call someone else. Seniors PM if you need anything else.

**MillitaryMan69** · 01-20-16 18:34

Originally Posted by JoeZagnut [View Original Post]

Sounds like a newb who hasn't really committed to the hobby quite yet and is still trying to talk herself into going through with it.

If anyone gets any wood on the ball with this one, I'd be interested to know about it. Oh, and whether she ever brushed those choppers.

JZ.

This be* Terrible. Runaway runaway buyer beware.

**JoeZagnut** · 01-12-16 15:19

Originally Posted by MillitaryMan69 [View Original Post]

http://louisville.backpage.com/Femal...u-need/9773125

One excuse after another finally when we do meet up her in call is unavailable.

She does look like her pictures but her breath smells like ass good luck with this one.

Sounds like a newb who hasn't really committed to the hobby quite yet and is still trying to talk herself into going through with it.

If anyone gets any wood on the ball with this one, I'd be interested to know about it. Oh, and whether she ever brushed those choppers.

JZ.

**MillitaryMan69** · 01-12-16 15:02

http://louisville.backpage.com/Femal...u-need/9773125

One excuse after another finally when we do meet up her in call is unavailable.

She does look like her pictures but her breath smells like ass good luck with this one.