Dirtona Pugilistic Society and Coffee Bar

[Joshua Falken]

You know to each his own, I prefer bbw, I've made that clear sorry you think calling women pigs is in anyway ok, idk what to tell ya she looked pretty good, her BJ was on point I have no problem paying what these girls are worth I am no cheapskate you can complain all you want but I just gave my opinion, what's more likely is your actually a working girl who is using your account to post negative stuff on other working girls, funny I have yet to see you post one positive thing.

Greetings JohnsTine! I'm hoping to get your opinion on a few hobby related topics if you don't mind me asking.

In your experience, what is the most common reason providers ghost? I used to think it was getting high and checking out but Teanna down in Brevard told me she thought it was double booking. I suspect that's true but I'm interested to know what you think.

Also, when texting a lass for the first time (let's call it the introductory text), what in your opinion are the most important features that determine whether she'll text back? I'm pretty sure texting respectfully must be high on the list. I'm guessing there are other attributes that come into play too. I've aways imagined it helps to sound educated and professional, but maybe that could be offputting? Thanks in advance for fielding these questions. I hope you will keep posting, especially here on the Dirtona thread. I think you probably have unique insights into this hobby that could help improve our game.

Cheers mate!

[Horn Dog Too]

Oh, come on man! Really? Just read "his" 10 posts. All about Kira and Jayne. Most obvious case of self posting I've ever seen.

[Doug Stamper]

You know to each his own, I prefer bbw, I've made that clear sorry you think calling women pigs is in anyway ok, idk what to tell ya she looked pretty good, her BJ was on point I have no problem paying what these girls are worth I am no cheapskate you can complain all you want but I just gave my opinion, what's more likely is your actually a working girl who is using your account to post negative stuff on other working girls, funny I have yet to see you post one positive thing.

You are a regular member with less than 10 post calling me a provider spreading bad info? That's grand. Like I said she is a total pig. There are plenty of other bad reviews here from some others about this gem. Probably the same one I'm replying to.

JohnsTine, I'd agree that calling out a senior member (as a fake) was not the best reply since you are new. I also think they're being too critical. So JT likes fat girls? Everybody has their thing, that's why there's both vanilla and chocolate. I'm sure there are others that appreciated his review but are choosing to remain quiet lest they become targets as well.

[MongerT]

funny I have yet to see you post one positive thing.

I would love to share some great reviews here but unfortunately all the girls I have met that advertise aren't so far worth praise. I don't seek high end providers which is why I don't comment on such. The ones I could give rave reviews about would be totally irrelevant because noone would know who they were.

Here are a few by name if they have passed.

Andrea r0 se- super great BBBJ, was sweet and a victim of an overdose few years back.

Mikaela aka Chelsea 0 brien.

Gave a good review about her while noting the stab wounds. Also od deceased.

Cheryl h another BBBJ queen. Great service moved away.

Michelle p (opposite of rich).

Was a good BBBJ provider but turned to hustler and did a grab and run on me. No longer advertises was on CL.

I could go on with many more but fruitless being noone here probably ever heard of them. Shame these were great providers once upon a time.

[SwampRat]

You know to each his own, I prefer bbw, I've made that clear sorry you think calling women pigs is in anyway ok, idk what to tell ya she looked pretty good, her BJ was on point I have no problem paying what these girls are worth I am no cheapskate you can complain all you want but I just gave my opinion, what's more likely is your actually a working girl who is using your account to post negative stuff on other working girls, funny I have yet to see you post one positive thing.

This girl is not a Big Beautiful Woman and I would not confuse anything about her. Including her hygiene to be Sexy LMAO are you kidding me? This girl is 330 LBs of fat and sweat. It's not that you only have 8 posts. Its more about the substance and its as if you are promoting these pigs. To be defensive and call a monger with 90 posts a working girl just screams of idiocy LOL My first 8 posts were probably 8 different providers LOL whereas yours are somewhat different. I can't wait for your next review LOL.

[MongerT]

You know to each his own, I prefer bbw, I've made that clear sorry you think calling women pigs is in anyway ok, idk what to tell ya she looked pretty good, her BJ was on point I have no problem paying what these girls are worth I am no cheapskate you can complain all you want but I just gave my opinion, what's more likely is your actually a working girl who is using your account to post negative stuff on other working girls, funny I have yet to see you post one positive thing.

You are a regular member with less than 10 post calling me a provider spreading bad info? That's grand.

Like I said she is a total pig. There are plenty of other bad reviews here from some others about this gem. Probably the same one I'm replying to.

[JohnsTine]

Did you work on a discount to come here and post that?

Looks like her pics huh? Those pics have been in use a really long time so we know that's bs.

How about taking the lipstick off the pig, that's exactly what that is. A stinking sweaty hog that wants way too much for lousy service.

You know to each his own, I prefer bbw, I've made that clear sorry you think calling women pigs is in anyway ok, idk what to tell ya she looked pretty good, her BJ was on point I have no problem paying what these girls are worth I am no cheapskate you can complain all you want but I just gave my opinion, what's more likely is your actually a working girl who is using your account to post negative stuff on other working girls, funny I have yet to see you post one positive thing.

[MongerT]

Had a car date with her great BJ she was pretty accommodating looks like her pics https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...l/153477289638.

Did you work on a discount to come here and post that?

Looks like her pics huh? Those pics have been in use a really long time so we know that's bs.

How about taking the lipstick off the pig, that's exactly what that is. A stinking sweaty hog that wants way too much for lousy service.

[Joshua Falken]

I've been trying to reconnect with Essie and have been coming up empty. If anyone knows how I might accomplish this, I'd be grateful of a PM.

Cheers!

[Joshua Falken]

Not sure why a lot of you seem hung up on nina...

You don't need to sugar coat it mate. We all know I'm the only one here actually hung up on Niina, LOL.

I used to reference the lass with a petulant, albeit cathartic need to vent my frustration, like starting off a review with "While my ATF was busily ghosting me, I reached out to the wee lass Robin..." and similar preambles.

More recently, my referencing the lass has shifted into whimsical commentary, or perhaps just some humorous social interaction with the forum. Indeed, the fact that my ATF hates me provides endless opportunities for jovial self-deprecation, not to mention the occasional cautionary tale. That little poem I wrote in her honor for example. I really thought more lads would identify with that one (I knew the Zork reference was a longshot, LOL).

So given your depiction of the lass you may well wonder why Niina was my self-proclaimed muse. Pretty simple really. When we were together she treated me like her lover. And of course, what could be more natural than to forgive the sins and overlook the transgressions of a lover?

At the same time, I am not ignorant of her flaws, nor am I deluded into thinking she treated all her clients as she treated me. Far from it, and I have taken pains on these boards never to sell a false bill of goods. For example, in ER #4471 I explicitly state "I don't report on this lass much because I'm not objective where Niina is concerned and we are so close and intimate that little I wrote about donations, time, and menu would be repeatable by most others."

Well, that was before she wanted my soul to burn for eternity of course, but you get the point - honesty and transparency, LOL. So yeah, I don't disagree with anything you said about either lass. Stormy is still on my short list, but I appreciate your perspective none the less.

Cheers!

[Joshua Falken]

"How often have I said to you, Watson, that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?

My dear Mr. Duster, you are indeed a man of culture and taste, LOL!

I had scarcely poured my coffee when a footfall upon the stair announced the presence of our visitor.

"Watson, would you be so good as to show the Inspector in?" said a voice from behind the newspaper opposite me...

I should probably clarify this post as it is fairly dense and thoroughly self-indulgent on my part. If you've never read Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the original author of the Sherlock Holmes mysteries, you may well wonder why my diction is even more inscrutable than normal. In this story I've adopted Conan Doyle's writing style, just for the fun of it. However, like all of my self-indulgent stories, this one is also built upon a foundation of truth.

For those who'd rather not suffer through it, I am stating that I believe GioDude and JohnsTine to be alter egos of Kira. If you go read their eleven combined posts, you will too.

Sorry Kira, you are probably a really nice person and I do believe your claims of skill. Well, not the "4 pops in an hour" bit, but everything else. BTW, twhis is the fight thread so if you'd like to curse my knavery or question my lineage here, I don't think Admin will blue-font you again.

Cheers!

[Duster4]

"How often have I said to you, Watson, that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?

I had scarcely poured my coffee when a footfall upon the stair announced the presence of our visitor.

"Watson, would you be so good as to show the Inspector in?" said a voice from behind the newspaper opposite me. "He bears with him quite a singular problem, unless I am very much mistaken."

It had been just over three years since I'd taken up residence at 221b Baker Street, and the bewildering pronouncements of my flatmate, Mr. Sherlock Falken, never ceased to confound me.

I strode to the door and cast it wide, hoping to greet Mrs Hudson upon our stoop and knock Falken down a peg in the process. Inspector Lestrade gazed back at me expectantly. "Is he in?" asked the Inspector, agitation creasing his brow. I stood aside and, with a slight bow, swept my arm towards the sitting room.

Sherlock Falken, abandoning his paper in favor of more cerebral stimulation, met us upon the hearth. Falken indulged himself in a smile at my bemused expression before gesturing the Inspector into an armchair. "Pray, take a seat Lestrade, and tell us what brings you forth in such inclement weather."

"It's this Kira business," huffed the Inspector, taking a seat and pulling a sheaf of papers from his grey moleskin. "My entire case hinges on the motives of two gentlemen. Mr. GioDude of Brixton Hill, and a Mr. JohnsTine of Walton-on-the-Naze, Essex." The Inspector handed his sheaf to Falken who, having deposited himself upon the opposite lounger, rifled through the documents with keen interest.

"Now," said the Scotland Yard official when my friend had concluded his perusal, "what, pray tell, do you make of those?"

Falken stared back at our visitor with an air of sardonic amusement. "Surely the matter is plain enough?" mused my companion. "You burden yourself at the outset with a false assumption."

"Is that so, Mr. Falken!" the Inspector spat with asperity. "Will you be good enough to enlighten us upon this point, will you not? What is this false assumption I make?

"Why, the assumption that you are dealing with two men, of course." Falken replied in amusement. The Inspector, momentarily taken aback, finally stammered, "So you think there were more?"

"On the contrary my good man," Falken said with a chuckle, "I think there were less. Less by two in fact. But see here Lestrade, I shall lay out the facts before you as I read them, and you will tell me if we are none the wiser for the effort."

"On the 3rd of August this year, our man Mr. GioDude posts his first review of Ms. Kira. In Green Bay Wisconsin! On the 5th of August he posts once again in Green Bay, possessing intimate knowledge of Ms. Kira's travel itinerary. On the 13th of August he once again promotes Ms. Kira's aptitude to his Green Bay audience. Here is where things get a little more interesting, for on the 25th of August he posts in Daytona Beach, Florida, that he has visited Ms. Kira with his only complaint being the presence of some cats. Well, that was never mentioned in Green Bay, so ostensibly our friend is referring to her Daytona living arrangements, a singular thing since up to this point he's been living in Green Bay. Now comes Mr. JohnsTine on to the scene on the 7th of September when he offers us a literally unbelievable tale of Kira making him "pop 4 times in an hour." After EroticM quite reasonably questions this assertion, Mr. JohnsTine, on the 8th of September, explains that viagra was responsible. And now for the coup de gras. Yesterday your man Mr. JohnsTine extols the virtues of a double with Kira and Jayne. Nothing unusual there, save perhaps for his singular preoccupation with Ms. Kira. However, when SwampRat pokes fun at the size of these ladies, who should immediately swoop in to defend their honor but our old friend, Mr. GioDude."

"So let us recap Lestrade. We have two men with ten posts between them. Every post is about Kira and every one is glowing. GioDude possesses intimate details regarding Kira's travel itinerary and indeed, even some of the motivations behind the details. GioDude moves to Daytona Beach at the same time as Kira, or from Green Bay he happens to keep such a close eye on Kira that within four hours of SwampRat's jab, including moderation time, he rushes to her aid, though he has not posted for the previous month. And of course, there are the absurd assertions of Mr. JohnsTine and his superhuman libedo. Is it not obvious, Lestrade, that Mr. GioDude and Mr. JohnsTine are one and the same person. Given the apparent lack of a reasonable male perspective offered by Mr. JohnsTine, I believe in all likelihood they are the very woman herself."

"By jove Mr. Falken," exclaimed the Inspector. "When you put the matter in such light, it does seem rather obvious. I am indeed in your debt." The Scotland Yard professional clasped my friend's hand before making his way to our door.

"One moment Lestrade," Falken called after him. "If you really wish to express your gratitude, there is something you might do for me."

"Name it sir!" replied Lestrade.

'Your fair young assistant," said Falken, taking up his violin and scratching out a melancholy dirge, "there is quite an understanding between us. I would be very much obliged if you would give her the afternoon off and instruct her to meet me in my box at Ascot. I would also beg that she be excused any lateness on the morrow, for she has quite the busy night in store."

Inspector Lestrade beamed at the great detective, nodded his ascent, and promptly strode from our rooms.

[Joshua Falken]

I had scarcely poured my coffee when a footfall upon the stair announced the presence of our visitor.

"Watson, would you be so good as to show the Inspector in?" said a voice from behind the newspaper opposite me. "He bears with him quite a singular problem, unless I am very much mistaken."

It had been just over three years since I'd taken up residence at 221b Baker Street, and the bewildering pronouncements of my flatmate, Mr. Sherlock Falken, never ceased to confound me.

I strode to the door and cast it wide, hoping to greet Mrs Hudson upon our stoop and knock Falken down a peg in the process. Inspector Lestrade gazed back at me expectantly. "Is he in?" asked the Inspector, agitation creasing his brow. I stood aside and, with a slight bow, swept my arm towards the sitting room.

Sherlock Falken, abandoning his paper in favor of more cerebral stimulation, met us upon the hearth. Falken indulged himself in a smile at my bemused expression before gesturing the Inspector into an armchair. "Pray, take a seat Lestrade, and tell us what brings you forth in such inclement weather."

"It's this Kira business," huffed the Inspector, taking a seat and pulling a sheaf of papers from his grey moleskin. "My entire case hinges on the motives of two gentlemen. Mr. GioDude of Brixton Hill, and a Mr. JohnsTine of Walton-on-the-Naze, Essex." The Inspector handed his sheaf to Falken who, having deposited himself upon the opposite lounger, rifled through the documents with keen interest.

"Now," said the Scotland Yard official when my friend had concluded his perusal, "what, pray tell, do you make of those?"

Falken stared back at our visitor with an air of sardonic amusement. "Surely the matter is plain enough?" mused my companion. "You burden yourself at the outset with a false assumption."

"Is that so, Mr. Falken!" the Inspector spat with asperity. "Will you be good enough to enlighten us upon this point, will you not? What is this false assumption I make?

"Why, the assumption that you are dealing with two men, of course." Falken replied in amusement. The Inspector, momentarily taken aback, finally stammered, "So you think there were more?"

"On the contrary my good man," Falken said with a chuckle, "I think there were less. Less by two in fact. But see here Lestrade, I shall lay out the facts before you as I read them, and you will tell me if we are none the wiser for the effort."

"On the 3rd of August this year, our man Mr. GioDude posts his first review of Ms. Kira. In Green Bay Wisconsin! On the 5th of August he posts once again in Green Bay, possessing intimate knowledge of Ms. Kira's travel itinerary. On the 13th of August he once again promotes Ms. Kira's aptitude to his Green Bay audience. Here is where things get a little more interesting, for on the 25th of August he posts in Daytona Beach, Florida, that he has visited Ms. Kira with his only complaint being the presence of some cats. Well, that was never mentioned in Green Bay, so ostensibly our friend is referring to her Daytona living arrangements, a singular thing since up to this point he's been living in Green Bay. Now comes Mr. JohnsTine on to the scene on the 7th of September when he offers us a literally unbelievable tale of Kira making him "pop 4 times in an hour." After EroticM quite reasonably questions this assertion, Mr. JohnsTine, on the 8th of September, explains that viagra was responsible. And now for the coup de gras. Yesterday your man Mr. JohnsTine extols the virtues of a double with Kira and Jayne. Nothing unusual there, save perhaps for his singular preoccupation with Ms. Kira. However, when SwampRat pokes fun at the size of these ladies, who should immediately swoop in to defend their honor but our old friend, Mr. GioDude."

"So let us recap Lestrade. We have two men with ten posts between them. Every post is about Kira and every one is glowing. GioDude possesses intimate details regarding Kira's travel itinerary and indeed, even some of the motivations behind the details. GioDude moves to Daytona Beach at the same time as Kira, or from Green Bay he happens to keep such a close eye on Kira that within four hours of SwampRat's jab, including moderation time, he rushes to her aid, though he has not posted for the previous month. And of course, there are the absurd assertions of Mr. JohnsTine and his superhuman libedo. Is it not obvious, Lestrade, that Mr. GioDude and Mr. JohnsTine are one and the same person. Given the apparent lack of a reasonable male perspective offered by Mr. JohnsTine, I believe in all likelihood they are the very woman herself."

"By jove Mr. Falken," exclaimed the Inspector. "When you put the matter in such light, it does seem rather obvious. I am indeed in your debt." The Scotland Yard professional clasped my friend's hand before making his way to our door.

"One moment Lestrade," Falken called after him. "If you really wish to express your gratitude, there is something you might do for me."

"Name it sir!" replied Lestrade.

'Your fair young assistant," said Falken, taking up his violin and scratching out a melancholy dirge, "there is quite an understanding between us. I would be very much obliged if you would give her the afternoon off and instruct her to meet me in my box at Ascot. I would also beg that she be excused any lateness on the morrow, for she has quite the busy night in store."

Inspector Lestrade beamed at the great detective, nodded his ascent, and promptly strode from our rooms.

[Topherman]

When you see an ad and recognize the chick, only to have her quote you prices from GPS, to you saying, Daumn Nichole it's just head! Why so much?

And she begins to piss you off with a bullshit response like, Says the guy having to pay for sex from the w*ore selling it so she can buy more drugs!

Shaking My God Daumned Head.

Thanks.

T-Man.

[Horn Dog Too]

So. I got a PM this evening saying he was following up my post on UTR's in the deland area. And my initial response was "HUH?" I did not recall posting anything about UTR's in deland so I checked his posting history and what a shock - ,zero posts. LMFAO Really? This forum only functions as well as the quality of info that is posted and while I understand A2's perspective on lurkers who never post its kind of maddening that those guys don't grasp a couple of concepts. First mongers go through a LOT of obstacles to get info. LEO stings, robberies (I have been robbed at gunpoint so I know from whence I speak) and just basic ghosting by girls who double book or are just too fucking stoned to remember they scheduled a date. Did I leave any other obstacles out. Maybe the girls with management that like to bang on doors to let you know your time is up in 15 minutes but could you hurry up? LOL and last but certainly not least are the girls who quote a donation and then decide that they uncharge for everything. In essence killing the mood. Oh and along with killing the mood are the girls who greet you in sweats and clearly haven't bathed recently. That should about do it. So my point here is that we go through an awful lot just to get through a date (it really should d not be that hard) and we post the good- bad and even the ugly just because we know that quality info drives the functionality of this forum so when someone with ZERO fucking posts PM's me it kind of irritates me that either they just don't get it or they are just too selfish and refrain from posting. Also let me say that good UTR's are very hard to come by. I know this first hand also as I screened clients for a UTR for 3-4 months and she only saw senior forum members and those guys were grateful. Ok this rant is over LOL.

I couldn't agree more. We were all noobs at one point and made errors. But the good noobs RTFF, gather info, partake and report. Most of the good noobs have been hobbyists for a while and just happen to find this library of priceless info either by accident or recommendation. I used to be totally irked by them asking for info when the posts or links they sought were one or two pages back. I used to be irked by DM's asking for something. Now I just ignore / delete. Not worth my time or effort. I will help new guys and seniors who put forth the effort and have filed some useful info. In those cases I will, like you, check their posting history and make that decision. A while back I had two DM's from the same guy, a senior member by the way, who wanted specific info. So I checked his history and fully 3/4 of his posts were asking for info. In 72 posts he had posted useful info in 3 of them. In the others he was contradictory and argumentative. So I just politely told him in DM and his home forum to Fuck off. Cheers to you bud.