Dirtona Pugilistic Society and Coffee Bar

[RemoveTrace1]

Just to clarify, Falken and Newagain are not the same guy. Trust me, I have it under the upmost authority that they are not the same. Happy to discuss how I know via PM.

Are probably the same cat. And didn't Falken post something about going out of the country for some sort of minor medical procedure?

[SwampRat]

Anyone know what happened to Joshua Falken or New Again? I haven't seen either one posting lately, just curious. I have been on the sidelines due to health issues but ready to jump back in. SB.

I actually had been texting with him occasionally and while I am pretty certain that he and new again are not the same guy (stifler can't possible push that conspiracy theory) I reached out to falken a few weeks ago and have never heard back from him.

[TheRealStifler]

Anyone know what happened to Joshua Falken or New Again? I haven't seen either one posting lately, just curious. I have been on the sidelines due to health issues but ready to jump back in. SB.

Are probably the same cat. And didn't Falken post something about going out of the country for some sort of minor medical procedure?

[SushiBoy3857]

Anyone know what happened to Joshua Falken or New Again? I haven't seen either one posting lately, just curious. I have been on the sidelines due to health issues but ready to jump back in. SB.

[Dna Donor]

Just moved to New Symrna Beach at the end of last month from Orlando. I've been active participant in Orlando for going on 25 years. I used to come over here to see a young lady That had a beautiful body for a body rub and extras, however she I believe got ill and stopped working. I was wondering if she had recovered and resumed business over here I do not recall her name. I know that's very cryptic but if anybody could help me find her or someone similar I would appreciate it. Happy to share all my wealth of information from Orlando with anybody.

There was a woman in New Smyrna who advertised for massage, Margo, tall long legged blonde, her pics were from 20 years ago as she is in her 60's but exceptionally beautiful in her prime. Is that who you are looking for?

She retired about 2+ years ago, no longer advertises; past reports said she settled down with a guy and is retired from the game.

[MiloYamBags]

LOL. Daytona is horrible right now. Hoping the races bring in a couple nice ones but I'm sure they'll have GPS too. Brevard is still decent IMHO.

Also enjoying Jax strip clubs.

I have had to expand my radius to the point that it's no longer a short escape.

[Jimmer76]

Is it me, or has the talent pool all but dried up? Are all the good ones in hiding, or what? It is bad enough that the recession is driving up the costs of gas, milk and everything else, but now the GPS is spreading worse than Omnicron. I may have to start having sex with my wife again if things don't change.

LOL. Daytona is horrible right now. Hoping the races bring in a couple nice ones but I'm sure they'll have GPS too. Brevard is still decent IMHO.

Also enjoying Jax strip clubs.

[RemoveTrace1]

Is it me, or has the talent pool all but dried up? Are all the good ones in hiding, or what? It is bad enough that the recession is driving up the costs of gas, milk and everything else, but now the GPS is spreading worse than Omnicron. I may have to start having sex with my wife again if things don't change.

[TheRealStifler]

Aw I love my little damage But I'm so glad you brought it up! - my suggestion? Go help fix that problem babe! I sure as hell, wouldn't mind. Arrangements can definitely be made. It'll benefit both of us. & if it ain't you, who's going to be the lucky fella?

I'd love to help you out baby. How about I rub some coca butter on that little damage for ya! And just for you. No charge!

[KiaraKashBaby]

Ohh no way I missed her ads. She is pretty hot but can't get by the baby damage.

Where you going? The Philippines? Vietnam?

See you back on the board soon with your new tales of the travel..

Aw I love my little damage But I'm so glad you brought it up! - my suggestion? Go help fix that problem babe! I sure as hell, wouldn't mind. Arrangements can definitely be made. It'll benefit both of us. & if it ain't you, who's going to be the lucky fella?

[RemoveTrace1]

As always, Sir Falken is spot on. It was a screwdriver, but otherwise accurate. I use the search function often, why, well because I don't want to waste my hard-earned mario coins. Now the issue I ran into with Lexi and her "baby daddy" would not have been found before my visit. This happens, but that is why we share the info that we do. Don't just look in here, but google the phone number, tiny-eye the images etc. It only takes one left turn to ruin your life.

As always, YMMV, but above be safe!

Well stated and right on point.

[JimDandy8392]

Just moved to New Symrna Beach at the end of last month from Orlando. I've been active participant in Orlando for going on 25 years. I used to come over here to see a young lady That had a beautiful body for a body rub and extras, however she I believe got ill and stopped working. I was wondering if she had recovered and resumed business over here I do not recall her name. I know that's very cryptic but if anybody could help me find her or someone similar I would appreciate it. Happy to share all my wealth of information from Orlando with anybody.

[SwampRat]

I'm excited about the new blood joining this rogues gallery, but I think some folks are missing out on a great deal of what this forum has to offer. For example, say you were trying to see the wee lass Lexi, who has been off of STG for the past few months...until recently. You don't recognize her because you are fairly new to STG and also haven't done your homework and read back through the troves of information we post on these threads precisely to benefit fellow mongers. Also, had you typed "Lexi" into the Search tool located just above the Thread list on the right hand side, you'd receive 200 hits on her name. If you started with the most recent and read backwards, you would quickly realize that about half of them refer to the same lass you think you are toftt for. You may also be a bit disconcerted (I would be) to read that the last monger to report on seeing her wrote that he'd been run off by a knife-wielding assailant. That just seems like the kind of information a fella would like to consider before seeing a lass. So noobs, if for no other reason than your own personal safety, please consider making the time to read back through these threads and to use the Search tool to arm yourselves as you navigate these exciting yet treacherous waters. And thank you for providing or trying to provide actionable information to these boards. We really appreciate new members who make an effort to contribute!

Well stated and right on point.

[Joshua Falken]

I'm excited about the new blood joining this rogues gallery, but I think some folks are missing out on a great deal of what this forum has to offer. For example, say you were trying to see the wee lass Lexi, who has been off of STG for the past few months...until recently. You don't recognize her because you are fairly new to STG and also haven't done your homework and read back through the troves of information we post on these threads precisely to benefit fellow mongers. Also, had you typed "Lexi" into the Search tool located just above the Thread list on the right hand side, you'd receive 200 hits on her name. If you started with the most recent and read backwards, you would quickly realize that about half of them refer to the same lass you think you are toftt for. You may also be a bit disconcerted (I would be) to read that the last monger to report on seeing her wrote that he'd been run off by a knife-wielding assailant. That just seems like the kind of information a fella would like to consider before seeing a lass. So noobs, if for no other reason than your own personal safety, please consider making the time to read back through these threads and to use the Search tool to arm yourselves as you navigate these exciting yet treacherous waters. And thank you for providing or trying to provide actionable information to these boards. We really appreciate new members who make an effort to contribute!

Cheers!

[Jimmer76]

Been a while since I was in the storm. Mostly I got tired of the poor comms. I never had a bad visit though. Lately I've enjoyed a couple utr's and trying my hand at turning strippers into utrs. Yes I know, the difficult rating on that isn't terribly high, but it's been adventurous! (For the record, my senses tell me Nuttingo is the King of the Stripper to UTR niche! )

Cheers to a Happy New Year!

I don't often post about providers who waste my time, though I totally understand the impulse to do so. A chippy jerks a lad around, he gets sore, and posts about it out of spite. Anyway, every year or so a provider's performance earns her such a post from me. Last year's model was Deltona Starr. This year we have the wee lass Stormy.

It began about six months ago with a flurry of posts extolling her virtues, which were no doubt accurate at the time (in fairness, Jimmer brought her to our attention back in January). Of course, when a provider rises to the rank of usasg flavor of the month, she becomes extraordinarily difficult to see. I waited a bit, therefore, then reached out to wee Stormy. A few back-and-forths followed, accentuated by extremely slow response times on her part. Finally, many weeks later, we set a playdate.

"Life isn't finding shelter in the storm. It's about learning to dance in the rain." ― Sherrilyn Kenyon

I had prepared for the date and driven half way to her flat when she texted to cancel. She was contrite enough, claiming to be a professional who almost never needs to cancel a date and offering a 25 rose discount on our next visit. I was aggravated of course, though simultaneously impressed that she didn't just straight up ghost me. I honestly don't think this was out of any real professionalism on her part. I think she just couldn't have me sitting in her driveway, truth be told. She claimed the following day would work well for a redo, then went completely unresponsive of course.

Fast forward six months to my most recent unsuccessful effort to play with Stormy. I was a bit apprehensive reaching out, given recent negative reviews by HeWolf47, ColdOne69, and Mk4545 (especially the report of odor, my biggest turnoff), but I am a sucker for a spinner bod and chose to take my chances.

"There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm." ―Willa Cather

So I do reach out, asking the lass for a same-day meet up, and surprisingly receive a same-day response. The trouble starts when I ask about her donations. She immediately admonishes me for not knowing her rates, because she had already told me months earlier. Yeah, what was I thinking. I pretend to laugh this off, not wanting the implosion I see coming. Next, I ask if I could see her around six, to which she responds that she could meet up at six thirty. I said sure, though six thirty would be the latest I could meet (who here has had a playdate actually begin at the appointed time. Ever.) due to an evening engagement. Stormy immediately gets mad and admonishes me for... honestly I have no idea what.

This is a really bad sign. She has been triggered twice by two completely innocent and mundane texts. What will our date be like, I wondered? I wasn't willing to find out. I reply that something is clearly bothering her and that I am looking for a relaxing experience, so I will hit her up another time. I am pretty sure what her response will be, and I am disappointed to be right. Her next text simply says "blocked." So much for professionalism, LOL. I roll my eyes and move on, setting up a 180 rose dalliance with Raelynn (who's communication is infinitely more appealing). Raelynn also receives the amazon gift card I had picked up for Stormy while we were texting.

"In times of storm and tempest, of indecision and desolation, a book already known and loved makes better reading than something new and untried ..." ―Elizabeth Goudge

Later that night I used a different texting app to message Stormy, politely and respectfully suggesting that, for the sake of her business and to obviate bad reviews, she converse with mongers a bit more professionally in the future. At this point providers respond in one of two ways. They either apologize for their behavior, explaining how some life stressor had temporarily gotten the better of them, or they throw a tantrum and try everything in their power to hit back at whatever perceived slight they have just endured. Well, you know which road Stormy took, else you'd be reading a more traditional report right now.

"You will hear thunder and remember me, and think: she wanted storms ..." ―Anna Akhmatova

The response that followed was the most vitriolic string of messages I've ever received. Any nastiness she could summon was represented in those texts. She also stated that she didn't give a shit about her reviews and challenged me to write one. Mmmm, okay.

She also demanded I include the following passage: "you've been texting me since June! Haven't seen me ONCE! Wasting my damn time!" Mmmm, okay. Well, two truths out of three isn't bad. What she failed to recall was how our communication had gone over the past six months. Here is a typical sample:

Me: Hey there Stormy love. Are you interested in meeting up this evening?

Her (two weeks later): I can see you today babe.

Yep, I'm wasting the shit out of her time all right, LOL.

"And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people." ―Caitlyn Siehl

Now, I know what you're thinking lads. Aren't I just another butt sore monger trying to get even on a nasty provider? This question is more than fair, yet consider that I'm writing this post a week and a half after the fact, allowing for an honest and dispassionate accounting of those events. It is a bit irritating that I am burning even more time on Stormy writing this post, but it's a PSA for you lads and not about me.

"But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you wont be the same person who walked in. Thats what this storms all about." ―Haruki Murakami

So there you have it lads, another data point for your go, no-go calculations.

Cheers!