Thread: Dirtona Pugilistic Society and Coffee Bar
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01-13-24 12:15 #1051
Posts: 912Uber
Has anyone experience Ubering providers? I'd like to hear your adventures with Uber.
Tia.
T-Man.
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12-13-23 15:50 #1050
Posts: 646Guess who game
2 hints:
"I'm doing 150 for 2 rounds today".
Has a legit FUPA.
Guess who.
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10-29-23 08:04 #1049
Posts: 80True That
Originally Posted by GamerJohn [View Original Post]
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05-09-23 11:21 #1048
Posts: 82Agree 100%
Originally Posted by TRowePrice [View Original Post]
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05-09-23 08:32 #1047
Posts: 646When the provider says to you "your going to have to stroke it yourself to finish on my face. ".
Ma'am, this is why you were hired. Eff out of here telling me to finish it myself. Thats how you get kicked off the approved BJ vendor list.
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05-08-23 15:28 #1046
Posts: 388Originally Posted by TheDaddy718 [View Original Post]
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05-08-23 12:28 #1045
Posts: 35Same
Originally Posted by NbWill [View Original Post]
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05-08-23 11:35 #1044
Posts: 646Originally Posted by Topherman [View Original Post]
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05-05-23 08:36 #1043
Posts: 330Try
Originally Posted by NbWill [View Original Post]
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05-04-23 10:17 #1042
Posts: 388Masturbator
I need a suggestion.
To ease a bit on the fun budget I purchased a male masturbator. Unfortunately, it does not fit. Fortunately, I suppose, I am a bit above average girth.
Anybody has any suggestions what might work?
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04-16-23 18:35 #1041
Posts: 51Back in the high life again
Hi all. Back from across the pond. A little earlier than normal. More family medical issues. What is new.
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02-06-23 15:10 #1040
Posts: 114Damn smh.
I've been away for some time, yet it looks as if not much has changed.
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11-11-22 16:14 #1039
Posts: 96Voice change
So was wondering if any of the techno wizards on here know of a reliable and realistic way of calling someone, say a girl I know, through some filtering device that changes my voice to something different from my own, so that she wouldn't recognize me. This would be something fairly easy to utilize and sounds realistic on her end of the conversation. Anyone know of or have any experience with this type of thing? It's all in good fun of course. Anyone savvy like this on here willing to offer options?
Thanks!
GJ.
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11-11-22 16:06 #1038
Posts: 96Daytona Area Bitches
Originally Posted by SwampRat [View Original Post]
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10-28-22 21:52 #1037
Posts: 482https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...-/424300319044
Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, SMH.
We've spoken about this love. You've got to stop posting ads while you're high af. But just to illustrate my point, let's do a quick cost-benefit analysis on your latest ad.
Option 1: I put a baby in you.
Benefit- I do you raw.
Cost- eighteen years of child support, bi-weekly phone calls for money, bi-monthly calls to bail you out, calls from CPS to come get our child when you can't be bailed out, and according to your ad, title to something (my house...cars?) and a legacy of undisclosed amount.
Option 2: I book a qv and wear a cover.
Benefit- Slightly less than Option 1.
Cost- 100 quid and a pack of smokes.
Here is my counterproposal love.
You provide proof that you are dd-free, waive all future rights, absolve me of all future responsibilities, pay me five hundred quid per session for my time, and I'll put a roguishly handsome baby in you that will drive you fucking crazy correcting your grammer before age 3.
PM if interested.