Dirtona Pugilistic Society and Coffee Bar

[Topherman]

Has anyone experience Ubering providers? I'd like to hear your adventures with Uber.

Tia.

T-Man.

[TRowePrice]

2 hints:

"I'm doing 150 for 2 rounds today".

Has a legit FUPA.

Guess who.

[BackShooter]

Have you seen the sign while driving I-95 that alerts drivers to take the next 6 exits for Daytona Area Bitches?

Yes, that's such an accurate description.

[BrainLocked]

When the provider says to you "your going to have to stroke it yourself to finish on my face. ".

Ma'am, this is why you were hired. Eff out of here telling me to finish it myself. Thats how you get kicked off the approved BJ vendor list.

IMO, seems the majority of what would be a good porn scene is ruined when the guy jerks himself off at the end. I don't watch porn to see guys jerk off.

[TRowePrice]

When the provider says to you "your going to have to stroke it yourself to finish on my face. ".

Ma'am, this is why you were hired. Eff out of here telling me to finish it myself. Thats how you get kicked off the approved BJ vendor list.

[NbWill]

Can't help you here, as I am girthy. I can't fit in a fleshlight. Don't waste your money.

You just did. Thanks.

[TheDaddy718]

I need a suggestion.

To ease a bit on the fun budget I purchased a male masturbator. Unfortunately, it does not fit. Fortunately, I suppose, I am a bit above average girth.

Anybody has any suggestions what might work?

Can't help you here, as I am girthy. I can't fit in a fleshlight. Don't waste your money.

[TRowePrice]

Some might know her cause it is you she speaks of.

I'm just going to put this out there for any of you men who I dealt with in my past I'm no longer a piece of ass and if that's how you look at me then I want you to please delete me out of your Facebook because I will delete you if you continue to talk to me like that I am not a piece of ass I am a mother of three that is an addict that has been in recovery for over a year now clean I refuse to be that person anymore and if that's how you want to look at me then I expect you to go ahead and delete me because I don't want to deal with your bull crap anymore if not I will personally delete you because you no longer are worth it to me in my life and I refuse to regress in my recovery because of your penis problems so if that is you delete me and fuck off.

T-Man.

She probably doesn't remember which men are clients vs friends. Thats why she's asking clients to self delete.

[MiloYamBags]

I need a suggestion.

To ease a bit on the fun budget I purchased a male masturbator. Unfortunately, it does not fit. Fortunately, I suppose, I am a bit above average girth.

Anybody has any suggestions what might work?

Try a Fleshlight, they are very stretchy and come in different sizes. I also saw an open sided male toy at a Walmart I visited yesterday, that could be an easier solution.

[NbWill]

I need a suggestion.

To ease a bit on the fun budget I purchased a male masturbator. Unfortunately, it does not fit. Fortunately, I suppose, I am a bit above average girth.

Anybody has any suggestions what might work?

[Nagel Kopf]

Hi all. Back from across the pond. A little earlier than normal. More family medical issues. What is new.

[Nuttingo]

I've been away for some time, yet it looks as if not much has changed.

[GamerJohn]

So was wondering if any of the techno wizards on here know of a reliable and realistic way of calling someone, say a girl I know, through some filtering device that changes my voice to something different from my own, so that she wouldn't recognize me. This would be something fairly easy to utilize and sounds realistic on her end of the conversation. Anyone know of or have any experience with this type of thing? It's all in good fun of course. Anyone savvy like this on here willing to offer options?

Thanks!

GJ.

[GamerJohn]

Why didn't you provide some proof. Like a pic? What; we are supposed to go drive up and down I 95 in florida LMAO.

Mr. Rat: The signs, in reality, say Daytona Area Beaches. You caught me.

[Joshua Falken]

https://daytona.skipthegames.com/fem...-/424300319044

Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, SMH.

We've spoken about this love. You've got to stop posting ads while you're high af. But just to illustrate my point, let's do a quick cost-benefit analysis on your latest ad.

Option 1: I put a baby in you.

Benefit- I do you raw.

Cost- eighteen years of child support, bi-weekly phone calls for money, bi-monthly calls to bail you out, calls from CPS to come get our child when you can't be bailed out, and according to your ad, title to something (my house...cars?) and a legacy of undisclosed amount.

Option 2: I book a qv and wear a cover.

Benefit- Slightly less than Option 1.

Cost- 100 quid and a pack of smokes.

Here is my counterproposal love.

You provide proof that you are dd-free, waive all future rights, absolve me of all future responsibilities, pay me five hundred quid per session for my time, and I'll put a roguishly handsome baby in you that will drive you fucking crazy correcting your grammer before age 3.

PM if interested.