2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Lans User]

The board is correct. Action is picking up on K'zoo. Saw three sw's during the afternoon, settled on picking up a brunette, about a 6, (name is shelby). Nice attitude, good bbbjcim. Has a place near k'zoo for more action, didn't have the time.

[JasonTaz]

Boy Jansen is right the SWs are out in full force these days. It went from nothing to big time almost over night. Picked up a mid 20s brunette (about a 6) on Wednesday about 9pm near party store on Kzoo. Did the normall checks and was off to a local notell motel. I wanted MSOG so that is why I opted for the hotel. She seemed pretty nervous, I think she is more confortable like most SW with a quicky vs the MSOG thing but I told her 50 for 2 shots and her attitude approved. Nice wet bj with some throat action. I finished on her tits. Then watched some porn and did doggy till I popped. Fairly loose but ok time.

[TwistedBrother]

Just posted a negative review of LA Spa on Portland Spa, for those of you who go out that way from Lansing.

[Janson20]

This last visit to Hawaii was not as good as the last time I posted. Had the unpleasant experience running into some girl in her mid to late 30's... sorry I cant remember her name for the life of me. She had very very heavy makeup on. She tried to up sell me to $$ for FS. I told her no way... never paid more than $.4 for FS. She was not into it at all, wasnt even that good lookin. Should of asked from the start for someone else.

Seems like alot of action on K-zoo lately... must need that Holiday Cash. Seen a few WSW's near Art's... didnt pick any up though.

***Keep it going!!!! Happy New Years*******

[JasonTaz]

Saw a few girls on Sunday but one of you beat me to them. Young blonde about a 7 and a brunette about a 5. I crused for about 4 hours checkin all of the normal spot and found them. Will try again today to see if I can get some pics/action.

[HarryDHo]

I went to Cheetah's a couple weeks ago. Its gives a less commercially packaged feeling than Omars or Deja. I had an OK time and would recommend this place later in the evening over the to previuosly mentoned. I did not get the feeling that the dancers were pros and did not ask.

[Casual51]

They are still there, but the cops are riding them hard. Picked up a nice one by the QD at Penn and Kazzo a couple of weeks ago. Early 30s, 5'7'', thin, lite brown, long hair. Jackson for an oral report.

[Janson20]

Did the dancer tell you how much for the VIP area? Im glad they are changing it up... only been there once and got a couch dance but felt really weird being in the open. The dancer was even alittle uncomfortable dancing there. It was her first time dancing there, some hot girl from Jackson. Has anyone had any luck here with any extras?

*** are there any SW's in Lansing anymore??? I went down to Battle Creek this past weekend and had some good fun with a WSW named Courtney. Paid her .4 for about an hour and a half. She wasnt bad lookin at all. Blond weighs about 100. If you want to find her PM me. Any good info on any SWS in Lansing please let me know.

Janson

[The Darq Ryder]

The club on the southside is being renovated as Cheetah's. New mgmt. new attitude. A new VIP area is being built with smoked glass (really private). A dancer told me that you pay to enter there - in addition to your dance. They also have added a wall separating what were the couches and the tables. They have reduced their seating area too. Each couch now has a TALL divider to the ceiling for more privacy and dances now start at $25 (really steep) for a lap tease! But with all of that privacy who knows what ya could get a really drunk babe to do. Fridays are the best nights according to Mikayla.

[The Darq Ryder]

Every time I've been to the Hawaii I 've always been put into the room, then the girl that the mamma-san wants is sent to me. This can be fun and relatively inexpensive, or when you get stuck with a "June", it can be costly as your definitely don't get all the bang for your buck.

Back in the day (now this really dates me) when the VT used to be in downtown Lansing, where the stadium is now located, you always got to make your pick of who was available. Does the Hawaii ever do this, or is it on a "you get what we want to give you" basis?

p.s. I've only had the half hour sessions, but it sounds like service IS better when you go for the whole hour.

[Janson20]

This past weekend went to Hawaii... nice service. Had a Korean girl named Candy. She was 9 on looks. Didnt speak very good english, but the service was wonderful. Paid the normal .6 for an hour/spa and shower, then 1.2 for full service. Did not rush anything at all. After all said and done she even dressed me from head to toe. Very nice experience even though establishment could be nicer... get some doors on those rooms.

Janson

[Ace Crusher]

Anybody seen any SW action lately? I've been out at various times the past few times and have come up empty handed. Saw one girl I've seen a couple of times, but she's kinda dull. If anyone has any hookups, I will exchange.

[JasonTaz]

Ole Shirley's backroom,

I've been there a couple of times, one I remember very well. The place is definitly a dive but the girls aren't bad to look at and how often to you get to sit at a table with a girl and watch porn. I would definitly advise skipping this place except that one when I went there. Things got a bit interesting. I was sitting at a table watching some decent porn with two girls one was a 8. The other was a 7. We were talking about the movie and the one girl (the 7 named Tammi if my memory is correct) said "Boy I need to get laid." At that point I asked for a dance and we went in the back room. I didn't notice camera as mentioned in another post and there were no extras offered but the girl did tell me she was getting off in a half hour and wanted to go get a drink some where.

We both left separetly and I followed her some a little bar near by. And we were about to walk in and she said "Would you rather drink here or go back to my place and party." I of course said party and she said "partying cost money". I was covered so we headed to her place and I gave her a bill and we opened a bottle of jack and started drinking. After a few minutes I unzipped my pants and she gave me a really nice bbbjtc. She spat but I didn't really care at that point. We then finished of the jack and headed for the bedroom. Where we did reverse cow girl and doggy style to completion. I threw a littl more cash at her and left.

I have never been back to the club but saw that girl off and on for about a year till she got married.

[Member #4064]

I have been to that club off of I-96 also. I actually was there twice and remember both times I didn't stay longer than 10 minutes. The movies are cool and the girls are almost 9 or 10's

The atmosphere seems to be all wrong though and something is just not right. I was the only one in the club both times. It makes you wonder why.

The last time I was there I was telling the girl how worked up I was and kept going on and on without realizing it. She just kinda laughed and walked away. After I left I wondered if she took me seriously and thought "well maybe I just didn't give her enough time to offer something more.

Well, after reading your report I doubt that that was the case. It sounds like that the very reason I left was because they don't offer anything. Just some very good looking women on stage. and even that may be questionable

I can add another club to the "don't even bother going there" list.

[Monger01]

Waste of time - 2 clubs:

The topless joint off exit 104 from 96 about 2 miles east of the Meijer has some nice looking dancers but they seem to think they are worth a fortune (typical dancers). Touching is a little more allowable here than at other places I've been to but they really just want to milk your wallet for some private dances and no extras are on the menu inside the club.

I sat with a girl named Mia - nice looking black girl but thinks she is a goddess I guess. Tries to sound all intelligent and slips in the conversation "I date money". Ok so I ask how much money she dates. She gives me an example from previous night:

The guy bought 3 bills worth of lap dances then the same for the date after!

Ummm...for 6 bills I can have 2-3 dates with the top talent.

I told her her range is far past my budget. She says "well I am not a street ***** you pick up on the corner for 150" LOL!

I am thinking "darling SW's don’t charge 150...get over yourself already. 6 bills better be Demi Moore"

On to a place a little further west called Shirley’s Backroom in Ionia. When you're on 96 get off at the rt. 66 exit and go south.

I've driven by that sign on 96 1000x but never stopped b4. Sunday night I decided to stop.

What a waste of time!!
I hit the door and as I move to the club door entrance a decent looking girl stops me. Tells me its $5 cover and then proceeds to rattle off all the club rules to me like I just joined the army.

"No touching the girls, they won't touch you, don't touch yourself blah blah blah"

Ok fine. I go in. This is a joke! A large screen TV is playing what is frankly a gross porno and the stage is empty. At a corner table some poor guy with a hunchback, yes a hunchback!, sits across from the most gorgeous blond I've seen in ages. She's a 9.9!

My spirits lifted for a moment seeing her!

But that faded fast.

No smoking! No smoking in a dance club? Are you shittin me?

No beer, no girls dancing. Nothing but hunchback man, the blond, a gross porno and the girl who took my entrance fee.

She offers to stage dance and tells me the blond just had her boob job done and she's not dancing tonight.

The brunette shuffles around the stage with no dance skills whatsoever. It was terrible! I've seen amateurs do 10x better.

Then I notice the security cameras EVERYWHERE.

Nothing like sitting in a club where you can't drink, can't smoke, can't touch and knowing some guy is watching you on a camera.

I ask the brunette after she gets off stage if the cameras are also in the private dance rooms. "Oh yes they are".

That answered my extras question rather simply.

This club is like a nude dance club in a church atmosphere LOL.

Even if just to watch naked girls to kill an hour I would NOT recommend wasting your $5 and your time walking into this joke of a club.

Hi,

This is just a suggestion, so please don't take it the wrong way.

I appreciate the details in your report, but I know from experience that a lot of people find it easier to read a report if the paragraphs are separated by a single blank line.

I know how this happens: You're banging away at the keyboard, putting your thoughts into the report as fast as you can write them. However, if you could hit the return key TWICE at the end of each paragraph, your report would be much easier to read, which would certainly be appreciated by your fellow Forum Members.

Thanks,

Jackson