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Yesterday 08:31 #90
Posts: 2Sparta AMP
Been to the AMP in Sparta a few times. I have always received a HE, and the girls are nice. Although one of the girls will try and upsell every time. Do what you will with that information.
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04-14-24 09:33 #89
Posts: 11Foot massage in Onalaska
Originally Posted by WisFunGuy [View Original Post]
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04-13-24 11:50 #88
Posts: 33Foot massage in Onalaska
Has anyone been there yet?
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03-10-24 15:24 #87
Posts: 174Intel
Originally Posted by Adam368 [View Original Post]
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03-09-24 18:34 #86
Posts: 8Anything worth checking out in La Crosse or nearby?
In the area in two weeks and looking for any recent intel in La Crosse or close by. Any info would be appreciated.
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02-22-24 13:06 #85
Posts: 2AMP on Mormon Coulee New Girl
So "relax" spa texted me to let me know a new girl was coming in. I figured, hey, it's worth another shot. Upon getting there the regular lady introduced me to the new lady. Absolutely nothing to look at. Told them I wanted the usual one hour and they both came in the room and kept trying to upsell a 4 hand massage. I didn't want the 4 hand, I already had massages from the original lady. After a while they gave up and realized I only wanted one. Massage was not good at all, one of the worst I've had. On the flip was awkward. She kept asking how much. I pushed back a bit and asked about FS, and there was absolutely no chance of that happening. So two ladies there, both stick strictly to no FS, neither are lookers, and both are older. I would strongly advise sticking to the other "known" good spots. I feel based on the last posts on the massage page about farting and belching masseuses, the parlors are really going downhill around here. I've never checked out the Sparta one, so maybe I'll give that a shot.
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02-14-24 20:41 #84
Posts: 34Originally Posted by Lag80 [View Original Post]
You did have me ROFL, can't imagine being in your place.
Good luck.
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02-10-24 16:37 #83
Posts: 16State road AMP
Stopped in and saw a fairly attractive 30 ish massage provider. Took the hour. That was a mistake couldn't get out of there fast enough. Will never return. I wasn't sure at first but it became undeniable. She just kept belching and farting. I mean like in that men in black movie. Long loud disgusting burbs and farts. One time she sat down with her ass pressed against my leg and let loose a big ole fart. Like not trying to hold back at all. Didn't stay the full hour. I tipped only because I felt sorry for her. What ever medical issue she has, I hope she gets it dealt with. I've never run the fuck out of some place so fast. Will never return, really questioning my life choices at this point. I'm done with this hobby. Lag out.
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01-28-24 18:59 #82
Posts: 37Sparta
Originally Posted by OldScavenger [View Original Post]
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12-27-23 16:51 #81
Posts: 23Originally Posted by DelukaMcStuff [View Original Post]
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12-27-23 11:24 #80
Posts: 2New AMP on Mormon Coulee Rd
I'm sure a few of you may now know a new AMP has opened up on Mormon Coulee Road. I've checked it out a couple of times now, one older lady, not much to look at but a nice little body. She's open to DAY, CBJ, and anything up to actual "full" service. I have offered plenty but will not bite. Her name is Lucy. I asked how business has been (she actually does pretty well with English) and she said she was not very busy. So might need a few more people to visit her if she's going to stay in business.
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11-29-23 21:57 #79
Posts: 1134Thank you.
Originally Posted by OldScavenger [View Original Post]
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11-27-23 21:49 #78
Posts: 241New gal coming to Harmony in Sparta
I live in Indiana, and for most of this year I have known a lady and followed her at four AMPs in Central Indiana. She told me today that on the 30th of this month she will move to Sparta, but sadly I will not be visiting her there- an eight hour drive!
She goes by the name of Amy, wears either short white denim cutoff jeans, or very short cutoff denim skirt, with a decorative top, and unlike most of the ladies she shows almost no cleavage. Speaks English well enough to answer the shop phone, knows numbers, prices, etc. And menu- well I'll just say that money talks, but she definitely will not push any limits with someone who is not one of her regulars.
She's yours now, and giving her compliments will earn you extra brownie points!
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11-08-23 09:43 #77
Posts: 34Originally Posted by Badgers74 [View Original Post]
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11-07-23 09:12 #76
Posts: 11State Road
Originally Posted by JBB101 [View Original Post]