Strip Club Reports

[KingSalami]

Salena is back on her annual summer return. Get a porn Star performance lapper from one of the best. Limited time don't delay.

[Hoobie]

I remember when 07-08 happened I saw how a lot of dancers lowered their moral standards I was too young and dumb to take full advantage of it. Had I known what I know now I would have handled things differently.

I'm not sure what to make of the economic situation right now, I'm going to snoop around in a few of these clubs and see if they are dead. If it starts looking bad I'm going to pick the hottest few younger girls and get in their "friend zone" and make sure I have their phone numbers. Of course they all will tell me they are not going to do anything with me. I'm not going to push it. I'm just going to stay in touch and sooner or later as money gets tight a few of their minds will change. The trick is to catch them before they give up on life and start taking drugs and let themselves go to shit.

The current set up of all the local clubs & the mindsets of those who work there is all but sure to doom the clubs (Vegas Club, Show Palace, Blu Astor) to be closed soon.

Dances are now $25-30 per song and the song will be cut short. VIPs are $200 to $300 a half hour. Most of the more sensual dance moves are non-existent. You still may be able to grab some tits or ass & if your lucky get decent grinding.

Clubs are rarely busy. Only way these dancers make money is off of fools and regulars. However,

1. A fool & his money are soon parted, so him soon be to broke to go anymore.

2. Most newer dancers are too dumb to realize they will lose regulars with bad communication & unwillingness to see outside the club.

It's a huge luck of the draw who snatches a fool and there's less & less good regular strip club customers to go around.

I think the entire local strip club scene will be dead within 3 years.

[RainMan5]

Some people have inquired about the logic of raising prices and brought up inflation. In short,

1. They have a mindset to make x amount of money from less customers who are doing less lap dances & VIPs, so prices are raised.

2. Yes, Inflation is up a lot last 2+ years, but some of these price increases still outpace inflation.

3. Items already priced at a premium really don't need to be aggressively raised in times of inflation.

The vast majority of people in the industry now are kinda desperate now so their just hoping to get the most they can from the rich guys, drunk guys, super horny guys, guys in love, sucker simps, douchebag guys trying to throw money around to impress someone, etc.

[Dan Madison]

The current set up of all the local clubs & the mindsets of those who work there is all but sure to doom the clubs (Vegas Club, Show Palace, Blu Astor) to be closed soon.

Dances are now $25-30 per song and the song will be cut short. VIPs are $200 to $300 a half hour. Most of the more sensual dance moves are non-existent. You still may be able to grab some tits or ass & if your lucky get decent grinding.

Clubs are rarely busy. Only way these dancers make money is off of fools and regulars. However,

1. A fool & his money are soon parted, so him soon be to broke to go anymore.

2. Most newer dancers are too dumb to realize they will lose regulars with bad communication & unwillingness to see outside the club.

It's a huge luck of the draw who snatches a fool and there's less & less good regular strip club customers to go around.

I think the entire local strip club scene will be dead within 3 years.

Agree, it's been a while since I've visited a club with the sole intention to get dances. It's fun if you go with buddies or women to celebrate something or get strong drinks or to take a sugar baby out on a sexy date with lots of PDA!!

However this all goes agains the supply / demand thing. If prices are higher it means either the demand hasn't changed or has actually gone up? Why would a club actually raise prices and deter its customer base? These clubs feature visiting dancers from Chicago so maybe they figure Wisconsin men may pay more for that?

[RainMan5]

The current set up of all the local clubs & the mindsets of those who work there is all but sure to doom the clubs (Vegas Club, Show Palace, Blu Astor) to be closed soon.

Dances are now $25-30 per song and the song will be cut short. VIPs are $200 to $300 a half hour. Most of the more sensual dance moves are non-existent. You still may be able to grab some tits or ass & if your lucky get decent grinding.

Clubs are rarely busy. Only way these dancers make money is off of fools and regulars. However,

1. A fool & his money are soon parted, so him soon be to broke to go anymore.

2. Most newer dancers are too dumb to realize they will lose regulars with bad communication & unwillingness to see outside the club.

It's a huge luck of the draw who snatches a fool and there's less & less good regular strip club customers to go around.

I think the entire local strip club scene will be dead within 3 years.

[Hoobie]

The days of cheap VIPs or lap dances are gone! The most basic VIP card is now $200 and not sure that gets you anything other than free entry.

Lap dances are $25 for a song that will be cut short and a 30 minute VIP is $150, but the dancers will insist your a cheapskate if you don't buy a full hour ($300). The dancers will also set timers for 5-10 minutes less than the actual time purchased and also want a tip at the actual end.

Please don't go here, don't spend money here, tell your friends not to go. The reputation this club once had is long gone. It really really is time for this club to go out of business.

Sadly they are still cheaper than Blu asstoy and Showpalace I can't fucking believe they shorten the songs like that. I don't mind the price of the VIP but the screwing around with the songs is just a no go.

[RattleHead]

The days of cheap VIPs or lap dances are gone! The most basic VIP card is now $200 and not sure that gets you anything other than free entry.

Lap dances are $25 for a song that will be cut short and a 30 minute VIP is $150, but the dancers will insist your a cheapskate if you don't buy a full hour ($300). The dancers will also set timers for 5-10 minutes less than the actual time purchased and also want a tip at the actual end.

Please don't go here, don't spend money here, tell your friends not to go. The reputation this club once had is long gone. It really really is time for this club to go out of business.

I haven't bothered with Vegas Club, or Showpalace, in quite some time. I can't remember that last time I actually had a good time at Vegas Club. It's sad. The 2 bikini bars in Rockford aren't worth the drive, anymore, either. The Boxxx Office is last club I went to that was actually worth a visit. Unfortunately, I only get up there if I'm staying in the Dells.

[RainMan5]

The days of cheap VIPs or lap dances are gone! The most basic VIP card is now $200 and not sure that gets you anything other than free entry.

Lap dances are $25 for a song that will be cut short and a 30 minute VIP is $150, but the dancers will insist your a cheapskate if you don't buy a full hour ($300). The dancers will also set timers for 5-10 minutes less than the actual time purchased and also want a tip at the actual end.

Please don't go here, don't spend money here, tell your friends not to go. The reputation this club once had is long gone. It really really is time for this club to go out of business.

[Hoobie]

Yes, but she (Dana Montana) lost it because of bad management and then she ran it for a little while. She's been gone a long time.

https://caselaw.findlaw.com/us-7th-circuit/1177468.html

It doesn't have any culture; it's a gown club. They don't use their real first names. It's just a bunch of young girls and they don't get fully naked. You can't touch in the dances or vips.

There are no pros. It's pretty boring.

Seems like I heard there was sketchy mob shit going on with her back in the day.

[Hoobie]

So I know that options won't be as good on a weekday, but today's my birthday and I wanted to see what club would be recommended for getting the most fun, and maybe which dancers I should focus on talking to.

Vegas Club is going to be the cheapest option, even though the economy is messed up there is still a lot of people spending money on these girls so they will be really reluctant to risk their employment to have any "fun", especially if they don't know you are a regular. The places around here are still probably feeling heat from run ins with LE over drugs and violence on-site, last thing they want to see is anything illegal going on in their cameras and the girls know this.

If you are looking for anything other than legit lap dances the odds are stacked against you in this area. Too much stupid shit has happened.

[CasualFun69]

So I know that options won't be as good on a weekday, but today's my birthday and I wanted to see what club would be recommended for getting the most fun, and maybe which dancers I should focus on talking to.

[BarOfSoap]

Sugar Shack is run by the same folks who run Scores O'Hare. A few dancers will shuttle back and forth between the two clubs.

The Shack has a long legacy of consistent rules & expectations. Supposedly its owner is / was female and was involved with the old Playboy Club

Yes, but she (Dana Montana) lost it because of bad management and then she ran it for a little while. She's been gone a long time.

https://caselaw.findlaw.com/us-7th-circuit/1177468.html

or something like that, so a lot of the club's culture has been passed down from that time. The girls wear gowns and typically use their real first names.

It doesn't have any culture; it's a gown club. They don't use their real first names. It's just a bunch of young girls and they don't get fully naked. You can't touch in the dances or vips.

There are no pros. It's pretty boring.

[Chimil Detin]

Any fun to be had at the Sugar Shack? I went a few times about 4 years ago. Great looking ladies, but a straight up no fun to be had type of place.

Sugar Shack is run by the same folks who run Scores O'Hare. A few dancers will shuttle back and forth between the two clubs.

The Shack has a long legacy of consistent rules & expectations. Supposedly its owner is / was female and was involved with the old Playboy Club or something like that, so a lot of the club's culture has been passed down from that time. The girls wear gowns and typically use their real first names.

For that part of Wisconsin, you'll find some decent looking women and some damn good performers. If Naomi is still there, she's long been one of the top dancers in the Midwest, a winner of a number of contests through her lengthy career. She's actually a grandmother now, but still looks great, although her stage show is a little more gimmicky than most, as she relies a lot on doing tricks with her pecs to make her boobs bounce on command. It's entertaining the first time you see it, but once you've seen it, you've seen it. Amy is a former ballroom dancer who looks amazing and puts on a damn good stage show. After midnight, she usually ditches the gown and does a themed stage show with a "Shack Police" outfit. I'm partial to Ashley, an ex-military sweetheart.

That said, the ladies of this club are upscale pros, seem to treat each other like family and, accordingly, don't go behind each others backs to break rules. So to reiterate, don't expect anything beyond the what-you-see-is-what-you-get, within-the-rules standard experience. I have found dances with Naomi and Amy to be far less great than their stage shows. A good dancer is not automatically a good grinder, and sometimes is more prone to give an air dance than others.

Because the Shack also has a male revue downstairs, it's Moreso a popular hangout for combined bachelor / bachelorette parties than anything. I think the regulars are typically locals. I will stop in once every few months to see who's new and / or to see if I can get Ashley's attention, but she's often occupied. I often find I just have my drink, catch some stage shows and leave. It ends up being a good option when I'm in the mood to see tits but on a tighter budget.

[RainMan5]

The original regulars to strip clubs set up a code of conduct to maximize fun with strippers that we all should still follow today. The more who follow it the better for all, the less who follow the worse for all.

In short, the code of conduct is to help achieve the most fun possible in the club and the highest chance of hanging with dancers outside the club. It has worked for many years, won't work with every stripper, but more than enough to make you happy.

Basically you get 2-3 rounds of dances or VIP rooms and then get a phone number and today also social media if possible. Don't let them insist you need to do more than this for a phone number. Text back & forth and maybe even call once in a while. If she's not responsive just delete the number and find someone else.

Learn what the strippers general home location is and her interests and after a couple months of texting offer to take her to dinner, or a ballgame, or out boating, etc. Don't be put off by an initial no or not sure response. The important thing to note is if a dancer is getting bad to responding to you or hesitating on meeting you outside the club you have to stop spending money on her at the club.

Once you get one dancer to see you outside the club you'll like get multiple dances to see you also. For example, say dancers A, B and C don't find through for you but dance D does now later your also seeing dancers A, C and E, F etc.

[MackOnTop]

Sold some time ago.

I went to the Blue Astor last night. The place is extremely over priced. 100 dollars for a 3 song dance not even fully nude. And 14 dollars for a redbull. I won't be going back it's just not worth what you get for the money you have to spend.