Massage Parlor Reports

**HeyShooter** · 05-08-24 19:29

You know when you're trolling through AMP and AAMP ads and they have pictures of smoking hot Asian models with big tits, but when you go there, your girl never even comes close? Well I tried VIP for the first time two days ago and OMG! I drew Olivia. She walked through the door to my room and she was a total Asian smoke show. Big tits, tight waist, beautiful face. I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming. I asked for the hr $ . 7, with table shower. She cleaned me thoroughly and it felt great. She chit chatted a bit, pretty decent English. Bubbly personality and actually funny. Made me laugh a few times. So she dries me off and I go to the room and she leaves for a few minutes. I lay on the massage table face down ready for my massage. She comes in and stands next to me and starts removing her dress. I'm like, okay, so this is how the massage is going to go. Nice!! She asks, what you want baby? I said, first I'd like a massage please. She says I don't give massage. Tell you what I rub my naked body on your back. She did that for a few seconds and whispers in my ear what kind of tip for what service you want baby? I give ole tried and true symbol for FS and I say 120. She laughs and says 180. I said for that much you better open the back door. She laugh and says meet me in the middle 160. I say no, 140. So we agreed on 140 but I wound up giving her a 20 extra at the end. Amazing CBJ w / eye contact. DATY and she really gets into it. She has the perfect box too. Then she's ready and wants to hop on so we strapped up and she rode it for a while then k9 then mish then bent over the table, then back to mish with her legs up to her head and open. She's taking the D hard and loving it. All the while staring into my eyes. Don't forget she's smokin hot. After a while, I filled the bag and she went the extra mile cleaning me up and cracking jokes. Once all dressed we talked about her going back to NY then talked about her sexy body and how she likes DATY so much. So I gave her a little more of that before leaving. Totally forgot that I never got an actual massage. LOL.

Fellas, not only was this the best time I've ever had at an AMP or AAMP this is the best time I've had with a provider PERIOD! And I've been a hobbyist for 20+ years. You got to see Olivia before she goes back to NY in a few days. I'm going back for sure!

**HeyShooter** · 05-06-24 10:34

Originally Posted by DCRaider [View Original Post]

This may be one of the best kept secrets in the dmv. Located off the beltway in College Park beneath the dry cleaners at route one and the beltway is a discreet and comfortable spa. Great service, nice facility. My little spinner, B natural, 5' 3", gave a great massage with hot towel, CBJ that I almost blew, but that tight tail was delightful and accommodating. . 7 house 1. 3 tip YMMV, but I'll be back. Formerly on spa hunter, veteran monger. Happy hunting.

Thanks for the report brother. When you say, "that tight tail was delightful and accommodating". Is that to imply there was a trip to Greece, or just reg FS?

Shooter.

**HeyShooter** · 05-06-24 09:29

Hey y'all. I'm not new to USA SG but new to this forum. I'm in the Baltimore area and I started many years ago enjoying AMPs up there, then moved on to escorts for many years and spent all my time in the Baltimore escort forum. I have the itis and would like to visit a nice AMP however the Balto area doesn't have anything. Thought I'd give the MD side of the DC Suburbs a shot. I see you all posting about different places but most posts have abbreviations of the AMP name and I don't know what sites to go to to get contact / address info. Can someone help a brother out? Looking for a decent massage from a sexy Asian woman and of course HE w\FS without breaking the bank.

Thanks, Shooter!

**GotchaGirl** · 04-06-23 14:45

Originally Posted by FlusteringChic [View Original Post]

Looking for a decent Asian parlors locating in south area from D. C. Any recommendation?

You can google it. There're 3 fresh bottom lips. Discrete and nice location to hide.

**FlusteringChic** · 04-04-23 17:20

Looking for a decent Asian parlors locating in south area from D. C. Any recommendation?

**Kris106** · 10-17-22 23:20

Don't do the accidental touch thing. It's annoying to providers who don't want to be touched. Just ask. It's a lot better than unwanted touching. No need to leave money out either if you can negotiate.

Originally Posted by WinstonSmith84 [View Original Post]

In my experience, you go and pay for the massage. When they lead you to the room, they leave for a few minutes, and you get undressed yourself. Before you get on the table, take out some money (the amount really depends on the place, but starting at $40 is not bad) and set it on top of your clothes where it is visible. This will indicate that you will be tipping. Once you are naked, lay face down on the table. Try to position Mr. Happy pointing down. When the masseuse begins, depending on how your arms are hanging you may "accidentally" touch their legs. If they don't stop you, you can try it some more. Some will let this happen, while others may move your hand or they may just move away. If that happens, don't worry, some only want to touch you. When they massage your legs, they may "accidentally" touch your private parts. When tis happens, you may moan a little or move some way to let them know that you like it. This is important. Of you don't acknowledge this, they may figure that you are only hear for the massage. Once you flip, try to show that you are aroused. They may go for the HJ right there or may massage and tease for a bit, they may also ask if you want them to finish you off. For your first time, just let things happen. They may tell you that you may touch them, or you can just reach out and try. I find that starting slower is best and definitely don't push your luck. $40 may be good or they may ask for more. You may also be able to upgrade to more things, but save that for another visit when you are more comfortable. And during the whole process, be very polite and friendly.

**Redanchor53** · 12-02-21 13:55

Looking for a place like Lanham. It's closed.

**BarneySanders** · 11-13-21 16:28

My friend returned to his OTF Seven after a while. Arrived late and drew Jessie. He said that she was the only provider at the time. Late 40's to 50's. 5'5, DD's. Well kept body but her face revealed aging. Standard TS, ok massage but slightly below average. No teasing before the flip. Transactional Frank Sinatra cover song for the standard rates but nothing to brand about either. He said that she claimed to had worked in NY before and that an expanded menu was available for more. Not really worth it in his opinion. Seven had some great talent before COVID but this visit marked a low point. He said that he avoid this provider next time. Stay safe fellas.

**WinstonSmith84** · 10-27-21 12:56

In my experience, you go and pay for the massage. When they lead you to the room, they leave for a few minutes, and you get undressed yourself. Before you get on the table, take out some money (the amount really depends on the place, but starting at $40 is not bad) and set it on top of your clothes where it is visible. This will indicate that you will be tipping. Once you are naked, lay face down on the table. Try to position Mr. Happy pointing down. When the masseuse begins, depending on how your arms are hanging you may "accidentally" touch their legs. If they don't stop you, you can try it some more. Some will let this happen, while others may move your hand or they may just move away. If that happens, don't worry, some only want to touch you. When they massage your legs, they may "accidentally" touch your private parts. When tis happens, you may moan a little or move some way to let them know that you like it. This is important. Of you don't acknowledge this, they may figure that you are only hear for the massage. Once you flip, try to show that you are aroused. They may go for the HJ right there or may massage and tease for a bit, they may also ask if you want them to finish you off. For your first time, just let things happen. They may tell you that you may touch them, or you can just reach out and try. I find that starting slower is best and definitely don't push your luck. $40 may be good or they may ask for more. You may also be able to upgrade to more things, but save that for another visit when you are more comfortable. And during the whole process, be very polite and friendly.

Originally Posted by Shashlo [View Original Post]

I'm sorry for dumb questions, but how does it work in this place?

(I've never been in AMP nor in any of this stuff).

So I come in, do I have to take shower there? Do I undress completely right away, or women there take off your pants yourselves?

Finally, when do you ask for action? Like I am really not that interested in massage, but maybe I have to wait?

I want to do it, but I don't want to come there, pay money, and then not get anything or look like idiot.

**Jusblaze1** · 11-22-20 02:33

Originally Posted by Shashlo [View Original Post]

I'm sorry for dumb questions, but how does it work in this place?

(I've never been in AMP nor in any of this stuff).

So I come in, do I have to take shower there? Do I undress completely right away, or women there take off your pants yourselves?

Finally, when do you ask for action? Like I am really not that interested in massage, but maybe I have to wait?

I want to do it, but I don't want to come there, pay money, and then not get anything or look like idiot.

Why not you go and report back. Also you sound like the ops.

**CosmicDice** · 11-17-20 16:54

Last week I had a chance to visit VIP. After a temp check and given a paper mask to wear by the short, blonde, round MMS, I was lead to a room and in popped Pria, a smokin' hot mid-20's little spinner in a short black dress and no panties. I would give her looks a 9. 5 for both body and face. And that's where the good times fell off a cliff. She took me in for a TS, and it was a complete schrubbing with no teasing at all. I wash my car more gently than she did me. At one point she even smashed one of my nuts against my leg with her hand. Back in the room I asked for everything for $. 2 and she said no way. So I bumped up to $. 4 and she seemed OK with that. No massage at all, and I was face up on the table. She starts this hard full body weight press on me, flattening everything from my nuts to my chest. She seems very inexperienced to say the least. She started CBJ and things were improving when I asked for DATY. She turns to face my feet so I can get to her, but stops the BJ. Didn't improve much the rest of the time and ended up with a HJ. After the HE she finished the rest of the time with a leg and foot massage. The foot massage was again some type of torture, and several times I had to tell her to stop as it was too painful. This girl definitely lacks skills and experience. 70 for the MMS and $$. 1 total for money damages. Sore ball damage for me.

**Shashlo** · 05-28-20 03:42

Originally Posted by HitNMiss [View Original Post]

Been here several times and I'm never disappointed! Beautiful Asian late 20's early 30's great body. She knew immediately what to do when I handed her $120. $70 to the house on top of that. It's worth the trip.

I'm sorry for dumb questions, but how does it work in this place?

(I've never been in AMP nor in any of this stuff).

So I come in, do I have to take shower there? Do I undress completely right away, or women there take off your pants yourselves?

Finally, when do you ask for action? Like I am really not that interested in massage, but maybe I have to wait?

I want to do it, but I don't want to come there, pay money, and then not get anything or look like idiot.

**RubNTugMcGraw** · 02-07-20 18:43

I will be visiting Maryland suburbs of DC shortly. Does anyone have anything to say about the Majestic Spa in Silver Spring, featuring Latina masajistas? I figured I would look at classifieds in Hispanic publications, which led me to track one of them down to this address. $100 strikes me as a lot compared to Asian places. Is the price difference warranted? Thanks, Tug.

**Hobbyist777** · 01-12-20 18:10

I visited DC couple of weeks back. I thought I did a thorough research for DC suburbs and gathered list of providers that I want to see during my visit. Unfortunately, none of those options worked including couple of options that board members strongly recommended. Out of desperation, I called the AMP on Saint Barnabas Rd, and went in there 30 minutes before they close. Middle aged (30+) asian women with nice body and face attended my needs. Overall, this place served the ultimate purpose but here are my remarks: No enthusiasm, felt rushed right after the game which is 30 minutes into the 60 minute session, over priced compared to Philly. On upside, felt secured, nice table shower, very clean place. Damage $$.

**DC Raider** · 01-12-20 17:10

This may be one of the best kept secrets in the dmv. Located off the beltway in College Park beneath the dry cleaners at route one and the beltway is a discreet and comfortable spa. Great service, nice facility. My little spinner, B natural, 5' 3", gave a great massage with hot towel, CBJ that I almost blew, but that tight tail was delightful and accommodating. . 7 house 1. 3 tip YMMV, but I'll be back. Formerly on spa hunter, veteran monger. Happy hunting.