Massage Parlor Reports

[GotchaGirl]

Looking for a decent Asian parlors locating in south area from D. C. Any recommendation?

You can google it. There're 3 fresh bottom lips. Discrete and nice location to hide.

[FlusteringChic]

Looking for a decent Asian parlors locating in south area from D. C. Any recommendation?

[Kris106]

Don't do the accidental touch thing. It's annoying to providers who don't want to be touched. Just ask. It's a lot better than unwanted touching. No need to leave money out either if you can negotiate.

In my experience, you go and pay for the massage. When they lead you to the room, they leave for a few minutes, and you get undressed yourself. Before you get on the table, take out some money (the amount really depends on the place, but starting at $40 is not bad) and set it on top of your clothes where it is visible. This will indicate that you will be tipping. Once you are naked, lay face down on the table. Try to position Mr. Happy pointing down. When the masseuse begins, depending on how your arms are hanging you may "accidentally" touch their legs. If they don't stop you, you can try it some more. Some will let this happen, while others may move your hand or they may just move away. If that happens, don't worry, some only want to touch you. When they massage your legs, they may "accidentally" touch your private parts. When tis happens, you may moan a little or move some way to let them know that you like it. This is important. Of you don't acknowledge this, they may figure that you are only hear for the massage. Once you flip, try to show that you are aroused. They may go for the HJ right there or may massage and tease for a bit, they may also ask if you want them to finish you off. For your first time, just let things happen. They may tell you that you may touch them, or you can just reach out and try. I find that starting slower is best and definitely don't push your luck. $40 may be good or they may ask for more. You may also be able to upgrade to more things, but save that for another visit when you are more comfortable. And during the whole process, be very polite and friendly.

[Redanchor53]

Looking for a place like Lanham. It's closed.

[BarneySanders]

My friend returned to his OTF Seven after a while. Arrived late and drew Jessie. He said that she was the only provider at the time. Late 40's to 50's. 5'5, DD's. Well kept body but her face revealed aging. Standard TS, ok massage but slightly below average. No teasing before the flip. Transactional Frank Sinatra cover song for the standard rates but nothing to brand about either. He said that she claimed to had worked in NY before and that an expanded menu was available for more. Not really worth it in his opinion. Seven had some great talent before COVID but this visit marked a low point. He said that he avoid this provider next time. Stay safe fellas.

[WinstonSmith84]

In my experience, you go and pay for the massage. When they lead you to the room, they leave for a few minutes, and you get undressed yourself. Before you get on the table, take out some money (the amount really depends on the place, but starting at $40 is not bad) and set it on top of your clothes where it is visible. This will indicate that you will be tipping. Once you are naked, lay face down on the table. Try to position Mr. Happy pointing down. When the masseuse begins, depending on how your arms are hanging you may "accidentally" touch their legs. If they don't stop you, you can try it some more. Some will let this happen, while others may move your hand or they may just move away. If that happens, don't worry, some only want to touch you. When they massage your legs, they may "accidentally" touch your private parts. When tis happens, you may moan a little or move some way to let them know that you like it. This is important. Of you don't acknowledge this, they may figure that you are only hear for the massage. Once you flip, try to show that you are aroused. They may go for the HJ right there or may massage and tease for a bit, they may also ask if you want them to finish you off. For your first time, just let things happen. They may tell you that you may touch them, or you can just reach out and try. I find that starting slower is best and definitely don't push your luck. $40 may be good or they may ask for more. You may also be able to upgrade to more things, but save that for another visit when you are more comfortable. And during the whole process, be very polite and friendly.

I'm sorry for dumb questions, but how does it work in this place?

(I've never been in AMP nor in any of this stuff).

So I come in, do I have to take shower there? Do I undress completely right away, or women there take off your pants yourselves?

Finally, when do you ask for action? Like I am really not that interested in massage, but maybe I have to wait?

I want to do it, but I don't want to come there, pay money, and then not get anything or look like idiot.

[Jusblaze1]

I'm sorry for dumb questions, but how does it work in this place?

(I've never been in AMP nor in any of this stuff).

So I come in, do I have to take shower there? Do I undress completely right away, or women there take off your pants yourselves?

Finally, when do you ask for action? Like I am really not that interested in massage, but maybe I have to wait?

I want to do it, but I don't want to come there, pay money, and then not get anything or look like idiot.

Why not you go and report back. Also you sound like the ops.

[CosmicDice]

Last week I had a chance to visit VIP. After a temp check and given a paper mask to wear by the short, blonde, round MMS, I was lead to a room and in popped Pria, a smokin' hot mid-20's little spinner in a short black dress and no panties. I would give her looks a 9. 5 for both body and face. And that's where the good times fell off a cliff. She took me in for a TS, and it was a complete schrubbing with no teasing at all. I wash my car more gently than she did me. At one point she even smashed one of my nuts against my leg with her hand. Back in the room I asked for everything for $. 2 and she said no way. So I bumped up to $. 4 and she seemed OK with that. No massage at all, and I was face up on the table. She starts this hard full body weight press on me, flattening everything from my nuts to my chest. She seems very inexperienced to say the least. She started CBJ and things were improving when I asked for DATY. She turns to face my feet so I can get to her, but stops the BJ. Didn't improve much the rest of the time and ended up with a HJ. After the HE she finished the rest of the time with a leg and foot massage. The foot massage was again some type of torture, and several times I had to tell her to stop as it was too painful. This girl definitely lacks skills and experience. 70 for the MMS and $$. 1 total for money damages. Sore ball damage for me.

[Shashlo]

Been here several times and I'm never disappointed! Beautiful Asian late 20's early 30's great body. She knew immediately what to do when I handed her $120. $70 to the house on top of that. It's worth the trip.

I'm sorry for dumb questions, but how does it work in this place?

(I've never been in AMP nor in any of this stuff).

So I come in, do I have to take shower there? Do I undress completely right away, or women there take off your pants yourselves?

Finally, when do you ask for action? Like I am really not that interested in massage, but maybe I have to wait?

I want to do it, but I don't want to come there, pay money, and then not get anything or look like idiot.

[RubNTugMcGraw]

I will be visiting Maryland suburbs of DC shortly. Does anyone have anything to say about the Majestic Spa in Silver Spring, featuring Latina masajistas? I figured I would look at classifieds in Hispanic publications, which led me to track one of them down to this address. $100 strikes me as a lot compared to Asian places. Is the price difference warranted? Thanks, Tug.

[Hobbyist777]

I visited DC couple of weeks back. I thought I did a thorough research for DC suburbs and gathered list of providers that I want to see during my visit. Unfortunately, none of those options worked including couple of options that board members strongly recommended. Out of desperation, I called the AMP on Saint Barnabas Rd, and went in there 30 minutes before they close. Middle aged (30+) asian women with nice body and face attended my needs. Overall, this place served the ultimate purpose but here are my remarks: No enthusiasm, felt rushed right after the game which is 30 minutes into the 60 minute session, over priced compared to Philly. On upside, felt secured, nice table shower, very clean place. Damage $$.

[DC Raider]

This may be one of the best kept secrets in the dmv. Located off the beltway in College Park beneath the dry cleaners at route one and the beltway is a discreet and comfortable spa. Great service, nice facility. My little spinner, B natural, 5' 3", gave a great massage with hot towel, CBJ that I almost blew, but that tight tail was delightful and accommodating. . 7 house 1. 3 tip YMMV, but I'll be back. Formerly on spa hunter, veteran monger. Happy hunting.

[LuvARub88]

If I could hold out that long (and I couldn't), I'd cum way too fast.

I have wondered whether storing up like that would allow you to rebound faster, or more often.

I've taken mongering vacations, and it would be great to pack more ammo for my trip.

Maybe Viagra makes it irrelevant. When I've used that, I can get hard again fast, but cumming again remains a challenge.

I need a federal grant for a study!

Once you crest 45. It doesn't Shoot out. It runs out like snot out of a sick nose. But I no linger give a fk. My days of giving "angry pirates" are behind me. My junk is hard and looking at me almost every morning. I take Vitamin C now and then. When I'm fixing to show off and make a point. I don't care how big the load is. It could be spider webs and rust chips. As LONG AS I GETS MINE!

[John2526]

, I wanted to throw this out there and see if anyone has done this or if they have any recommendations for spots or specific girls.

One month before I visit, I begin taking a supplement stack with the goal to increase my semen volume (load size). I stack zinc, lecithin, and l arginine. Along with this, I also stay very hydrated drinking over one gallon of water per day. I refrain from getting off for at least 14 days before my visit and in the last three days before my club visit I practice edging.

When all of these things are done together the size of your load is fucking huge. Not just noticeably larger but it makes a mess. Peter North like loads of not bigger.

I like to ejaculate on the girl or in her mouth so that I can see the size of the load and be visually stimulated by it. I also like the female to see it too so she can be visually stimulated and shocked by it. Blowing in their mouth yields the same reaction as well.

Anyone ever done this before? There might even be a girl who you didn't care for or had a bad experience with that you want to get back at. I could hose her down for you.

If I could hold out that long (and I couldn't), I'd cum way too fast.

I have wondered whether storing up like that would allow you to rebound faster, or more often.

I've taken mongering vacations, and it would be great to pack more ammo for my trip.

Maybe Viagra makes it irrelevant. When I've used that, I can get hard again fast, but cumming again remains a challenge.

I need a federal grant for a study!

[HitNMiss]

Got a chance to stop by this morning and was not disappointed. I had Nana a 30 something, 5' 4" or around there. Nice body cute face B cups. After shower back in room gave her the tip and the fun began. Lots of roaming and kissing. CBJ and CFS. Highly recommend this girl. $120 tip $60 house.