Massage Parlor Reports

**LowerBackPain** · 02-29-24 13:23

I am sure we all remember our first AMP experience. For me it was Downtown Spa (1018 Vermont Ave) tucked up on the fourth floor above a restaurant. The ad reads, "Nr. 15th St. Btwn. K & L. Washington 10 am 2 am," and the ladies were great. I have no recollection of DC before Mayor-for-life (Marion Barry), but once he left office it was Mayor Anthony Williams' (the bowtie) P and B Abatement Act of 2004 that ruined this valuable service for us. Some young guys collected baseball cars, for me it was keeping track of each new AMP that popped-up in the Washington Post. The Adult Services section of the CityPaper was a good source too. Located on the back pages of such local papers, this is where we got the terms BackPage and BedPage. Could only get 1 of the 7 pages to upload.

**SugoiBoi** · 12-28-23 17:47

There was a post awhile back saying that Korean provider, Mia, was working around the DMV area. She's famously know from NYC's, now defunct, Pink31. She worked some times in Bellevue, WA, as well as ATL. Haven't seen her pop back up in NYC yet. Wondering if anyone has any intel if she's still working in the DMV?

Here's a TER page a fellow monger shared that saw her in Bellevue: https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...507789-359654/.

Also, attached an old photo when she was "Love" at Secret 10 in NYC. Her Secret10 photos were her most accurate photos. All the other ones weren't even her at all.

**Mustang69** · 12-15-23 12:56

Traveling in 2 weeks for family visit, taking the red line into DC, need help choosing which to visit, Massage Spring or YY spa, which has the better looking and which can provide more fun?

DM with info.

**Vitamin2270** · 12-09-23 21:57

Originally Posted by OneFull [View Original Post]

So, I went to Crystal to check it out. Very conspicuous address in a residential area and it looks very seedy from the outside. No one will have a doubt about what you have done when passing through that basement door. I was met by a young, but unattractive and sickly looking woman who spoke no English. The place reeked of sweat, perfume, basement, unsanitary spa shmeg. I would not recommend. I did not partake either because it is $90/ hr. A rip off I am sure.

That same day I just happened on another spa, just south of Dupont Circle on Connecticut ave that has a huge neon sign advertising YY Spa. So, I popped in to check it out but could not partake on that day. The spa is on the second floor, has about 5 beds, but seemed to be staffed with just one woman. She said another woman worked there. She was in her 40's, thin, with bad teeth and not unattractive, but not a looker either. You wouldn't look at her twice on the street. Anyway, when I arrived she was massaging a guy, she walked out of the room and I could see him on the table, draped, but she had another guy waiting in another room, and I can just imagine all of the interruptions. Not ideal. Regardless, I might TOFTT and report back.

I TOFTT when Crystal 1st started popping up a few weeks ago.

6 for hhr and. 3 for a TS (f*ckng obnoxious that they charge for it). Entering was a bit awkard bc the desk is like 10 ft from the front door and there were 2 mid-late 40's sitting there and then 2 younger girls popped out of what I assume is a break room. My provider, Luna was cute, late 20's and took me to the room. Undressed and went to the shower, walking past the same 2 ladies. TS wasn't anything to write home about but its always nice to get rubbed down by a cute asian girl. I'll say that it was not the most thorough. We chatted and she had been there for a cpl weeks and supposed to continue for another 4 ish weeks.

Back to the room and I told her we could skip the pleasantries. I laid down face up and she performed a nice unrushed standard. I asked if upgrades were available and she shook her head. But I honestly feel that with a few more visits and trust, maybe more could happen. 10 min after some more chatting and servicing she cleans up and I'm out the door. I left. 8 (knowing that DC is usually 25% more) which she happily accepted. Again the crowd was outside the door to say bye. Obviously the district is the wild west and every hr YMMV.

Be safe and be kind.

Vit.

**OneFull** · 12-06-23 18:23

Originally Posted by OneFull [View Original Post]

I just noticed a new place on Ontario Road in Adams Morgan (Tel (202) 262-3XXX). Formerly another spa, maybe Joy? They advertise like it is a are&T joint for sure. I called, and it is $90 for a Swedish massage and $30 extra for a table shower. I haven't been and might be able TOFTT, but $90 is steep. Jesus. Anyone have intel?

So, I went to Crystal to check it out. Very conspicuous address in a residential area and it looks very seedy from the outside. No one will have a doubt about what you have done when passing through that basement door. I was met by a young, but unattractive and sickly looking woman who spoke no English. The place reeked of sweat, perfume, basement, unsanitary spa shmeg. I would not recommend. I did not partake either because it is $90/ hr. A rip off I am sure.

That same day I just happened on another spa, just south of Dupont Circle on Connecticut ave that has a huge neon sign advertising YY Spa. So, I popped in to check it out but could not partake on that day. The spa is on the second floor, has about 5 beds, but seemed to be staffed with just one woman. She said another woman worked there. She was in her 40's, thin, with bad teeth and not unattractive, but not a looker either. You wouldn't look at her twice on the street. Anyway, when I arrived she was massaging a guy, she walked out of the room and I could see him on the table, draped, but she had another guy waiting in another room, and I can just imagine all of the interruptions. Not ideal. Regardless, I might TOFTT and report back.

**OneFull** · 12-03-23 23:36

I just noticed a new place on Ontario Road in Adams Morgan (Tel (202) 262-3XXX). Formerly another spa, maybe Joy? They advertise like it is a are&T joint for sure. I called, and it is $90 for a Swedish massage and $30 extra for a table shower. I haven't been and might be able TOFTT, but $90 is steep. Jesus. Anyone have intel?

**JohnB22** · 08-23-23 07:02

Originally Posted by FaddyFuck [View Original Post]

Great place in DC. The massages are amazing but there never seem to be any extras offered. Anybody here have any luck there?

I only got a massage.

**ReservedBy** · 08-17-23 02:19

At WG Wellness Center on Connecticut NW, you can get covered service if you call and Mary is there-- Nice sized breasts, really nice nipples. Probably around age 40-- she says 28 but that isn't believable if you see her in full daylight. What was most fun is she really had to be talked into it, doesn't do it much if ever-- I think I really may have been the first. Nowhere near as good as a pro with the oral but nice and tight and wet. You may have to come back a 2nd time before she lets you. 300. The experience would not be worth half that from a pro but it was the non-pro aspect that was different and alluring.

Judy is like a corpse by comparison, if you'd consider 150 with Judy this is worth 100 Judy visits. Says she is leaving this month.

Good luck! Be nice-- And don't mention reading any reviews! She would probably freak, she is very conservative.

**Incognito369** · 06-05-23 15:56

Not sure where to post. Was in D. C. Recently, looking for a massage and relief. I had no transportation and was not going to Uber, so I had to find something within walking distance. I landed on Best Wellness on Wisconsin Street, with Judy. Wish I had gone somewhere else, or not at all. Door was unlocked, and she brought me to the very back, past like 15 beds, all in a row with curtain dividers. I guess I was the only one there so not really a problem. I lay down and she returns, no talking, no asking how hard, but straight with light touches. Never asked for or collected any house fee. She got my hips to rise after a minute or two, and started milking. A few minutes of that then she said to flip. She started massaging junior and asked what I wanted and how much. She wanted three bills for FS, I countered saying half that. We settled on two bills. Pay now. I brought my own cover and she laid on the table missionary. Very hairy Bush, and very loose feeling. I'm not the biggest, about average size, but usually I can feel something whenever I penetrate anyone. Did not really feel much with her, also she just laid there like a dead fish. Went at this a bit thinking all the hottest girls I've seen or been with, and finally did bust in the bag. Perhaps 15 minutes in total passed. She brought warm towel for clean up but then was like "okay' - like the "time is up, okay" kind of "okay. " I was like, do I get more massage? She was like "Oh, you want more?" I was just disappointed and perhaps having post nut clarity I was just like fuck it, I'mma leave. Oh well, on to the next adventure!

**RidgeRacer** · 04-07-23 11:59

Anyone seen Angela near Logan Circle? She has a lot of reviews on the oThER site but none here I've seen. Interested to know what exactly she offers (quoted me $240 for an hour).

https://www.duttslist.com/details-Bo...iscreet-Incall

**RidgeRacer** · 04-07-23 11:57

Originally Posted by PseAction [View Original Post]

Had an urge and jumped in Best wellness to scratch my ithcy. Judy was nice. Limited but she was ok with HJ. Nothing special just a quick HJ place I guess. If anyone knows availability of service upgrade, let me know. TIA.

More is available. Check out the DC forum (instead of District of Columbia, not sure why there are two).

**PseAction** · 03-24-23 15:40

Had an urge and jumped in Best wellness to scratch my ithcy. Judy was nice. Limited but she was ok with HJ. Nothing special just a quick HJ place I guess. If anyone knows availability of service upgrade, let me know. TIA.

**WaterLynn** · 03-19-23 08:42

Any AMPs or other in capital hill or waterfront?

**Tom McAn** · 02-22-23 00:54

Originally Posted by Incognito369 [View Original Post]

Hello! I will be visiting and staying in D. C. In the near future and have been scoping out any possible AMPs to get a nice massage and HJ or more. I did not find much here, but there is plenty of recent activity / reviews on Rubmaps. But I do not have a premium account there so I cannot see what is being said. Does anyone have any review of:

Art Massage on 13th St.

Massage Spring Spa and / or Best Wellness Spa. Both on Wisconsin Ave.

ThaiTasTik (as FaddyFuck just asked) on New Hampshire Ave.

Perhaps will have to TOFTT when I get there, but my time will be super limited, so I may only have a chance to visit 1 AMP. I want to make it count!

I affirm what my fellow monger said. The MP scene in DC itself has been dead for years, save for a few high-end providers. Your best bet will be to check out the respective MP forums in Northern Virginia or Prince George's County, particularly the Greenbelt area. However, your options will be much more limited if you don't have access to a car. If you go, plan on spending $60-80 for admission and $140-160 for the FS tip.

**Harold Myers** · 02-21-23 13:55

Originally Posted by Incognito369 [View Original Post]

Hello! I will be visiting and staying in D. C. In the near future and have been scoping out any possible AMPs to get a nice massage and HJ or more. I did not find much here, but there is plenty of recent activity / reviews on Rubmaps. But I do not have a premium account there so I cannot see what is being said. Does anyone have any review of:

Art Massage on 13th St.

Massage Spring Spa and / or Best Wellness Spa. Both on Wisconsin Ave.

ThaiTasTik (as FaddyFuck just asked) on New Hampshire Ave.

Perhaps will have to TOFTT when I get there, but my time will be super limited, so I may only have a chance to visit 1 AMP. I want to make it count!

The scene is dead in DC. All over the city! It's unbelievable.

NOVA in the Virginia thread. Or Prince George under the Maryland thread.